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Author: Subject: Lana / C.J. Perry / Damn!
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posted on 5-6-2014 at 06:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lana / C.J. Perry / Damn!

I can't believe with all the ogling we've done on TV and "PPV" (read: WWE Network for most of us), that we haven't gotten any pics of this woman, so in my spare few minutes at work, I present to you C.J. Perry, better known as "Lana" (or as I generally say when I see her, "Damn"!)







































And last, but CERTAINLY BY NO MEANS LEAST:





[Edited on 5-6-2014 by Shao Khan]

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posted on 5-7-2014 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
.........very impressive...





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posted on 5-7-2014 at 01:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can't link it from here, so I'll just say this: google CJ Perry Banshee. Just don't do it at work.





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posted on 5-7-2014 at 01:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't there some rule prohibiting nude photo experiences for Divas?
Future endeavors coming soon?

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posted on 5-7-2014 at 02:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, those filthy Florida State Cowgirls. Most assuredly NSFW...

NSFW#1

NSFW#2

[Edited on 5-7-2014 by janerd75]

[Edited on 5-8-2014 by janerd75]

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posted on 5-9-2014 at 01:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thank you Kahn





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posted on 5-10-2014 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The rumor is that Rusev is hitting that in the IRL. Good for him.





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posted on 5-13-2014 at 03:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The rumor is that Rusev is hitting that in the IRL. Good for him.

I'd like to give the girl the benefit of the doubt and assume she's still a virgin.





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posted on 7-16-2014 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 9-1-2014 at 07:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Updates, out of sheer appreciation:







Courtesy of the Texican:





Oh. My.





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posted on 9-7-2014 at 07:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
MOAR!, by golly!











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posted on 9-7-2014 at 11:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pad, your second Lana gif + your avatar +



= Thank you.


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posted on 9-26-2014 at 10:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Haf very Lana NSFW veekend, Comrades!


NSFW#1
NSFW#2
NSFW#3
NSFW#4
NSFW#5
NSFW#6





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 9-27-2014 at 11:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Janerd, your #2 and #6 links have pretty much just made my night.
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posted on 9-28-2014 at 07:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brother Pyro! The Power of the Proletariat compels you!!!


LANA!!! The sleeper has awakened!!!









Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 9-28-2014 at 07:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bless you, Janerd.





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posted on 9-28-2014 at 04:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
L'Chaim, Punker.







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 10-12-2014 at 08:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh god......







Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

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posted on 10-15-2014 at 04:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sweet.

Merciless.

Christ.






Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 10-16-2014 at 08:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38H6sLyzgxk

Couldn't find any actual footage.





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posted on 10-16-2014 at 09:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She's like some Renaissance Woman specializing in bad pop culture.





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posted on 11-1-2014 at 12:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by janerd75
Haf very Lana NSFW veekend, Comrades!


NSFW#1
NSFW#2
NSFW#3
NSFW#4
NSFW#5
NSFW#6


I think the Ron Simmons emoticon just melted... holy shit.

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posted on 11-30-2014 at 05:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Y u hurt me, Seminole girl? Fine, I hurt myself to you now. Let the hateyank commenceth.



Probably NSFW

The next two videos involve our beloved Lana Hip Hop 'dancing'. It seems more like she's 'having a grand mal seizure' with a funky fresh backbeat, but whatevs. She's writhing around in sensual agony so it's all good. Trigger warning #1 as there are many ethnics involved in the production and they are standing uncomfortably close to her. Vladimir most certainly would not approve of the many triggers in the videos as he is not a fan of naggers*.

Ethnic Writhing #1

Ethnic Writhing #2

Here is some shit video she's in with some cover of a shit song. Trigger warning #2 as there are an unacceptably high number of sensually writhing men involved. Just...just turn the sound down and don't touch your dick when they show up, okay? Or do, I don't care. I'm not your mother, I'm not here to tell you how to jerk off.

Auditory Abortion (feat. Lana)

You didn't think I'd leave out the NSFW nudes, did you? Especially the lezbotastic one.

*Don't look at me like that. Putin's the bad guy here.





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 12-1-2014 at 08:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Janerd's labeling of those videos as "ethnic writhing" has him as my pick for POTY.





5 bananas, 7 bananas. No no no no no nowdn-wnv bananan

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posted on 12-4-2014 at 03:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This thread is going to be the source of many bOOardie winners. I'll be getting those going in a week or 2.





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