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Author: Subject: 2013 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!!
williamssl
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posted on 1-8-2014 at 05:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2013 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!!

All good things must come to a close. All shitty things too. And this whatever it was, so now.....





the "winners":


RECURRING CATEGORIES:

Lifetime (Un)Achievement: matte

Poster: nOOb

Breakthrough Poster: CCharger

Jackass: CCharger

Avatar: S Kid J E T S 48 = Avengers Daniel Bryan

Wrestling Thread: Rumor Crap - Reports From The Durt Sheetz

Off-Topic Thread: I need a little help...

Trainwreck Thread: Round 5 - Undertaker vs Stinger


"NEW-ish" CATEGORIES:

Wrestler: Daniel Bryan (clap clap clap clap clap)

Wrestling Match: Bryan vs Cena - Summerslam


CATEGORIES NOT RUN IN 2013:
Feud of the Year
Post of the Year
Flame of the Year
PPV



Another subpar year in nominations and voting participation, but the winners should all feel good (or bad...) about their victories here nonetheless. Congrats all. Let the gloating and thanking and fuck you-ing begin.





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posted on 1-8-2014 at 05:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
On behalf of the OO community, I would like to accept the award for Trainwreck Thread of the Year. It is truly an honor to be recognized for the amazing work we do here.

First, I'd like to give big ups to merc who began the trainwreck with:

quote:
Originally posted by merc
quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
Taker get the vote, Sting never did anything for me.


Are you saying you got a hander from UT?


Now, they say one person on the dance floor is just a guy/gal dancing, but the second person who starts dancing is the one who validates the dancing, thus beginning the dance party. And if there's anything I like to do, it's to get the party started. And that I did, with:

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Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Question now is, which glove he was wearing when he gave you the handy.

Gray? purple? black biker? or black MMA-style?


OOMike, being the original gangsta of this OOPants Party, came back with
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Originally posted by OOMike
Purple MMA style... he needed the knuckle protection


Tex, aka, williamssl can't resist a Pants Party, so he came up with this no-look pass which I caught and threw up for an alley-oop only for OOMike to slam dunk it all over your fat mother.

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...and are you sure it wasn't the Underfaker?

quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
If it was the Underfaker, which was more faked? The handy or the finish?

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Originally posted by OOMike
I would need a team of special effects guys to fake the finish.


I would like to pat myself on the back, Barry Horowitz-style, for being prolific in this thread with power moves like this one:
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Originally posted by salmonjunkie
You know, I'm sick and tired of people saying Taker is slow and plodding. I happen to think his style of handys are exciting and well-paced.


But really, this was a total team effort. Veterans like merc, gobbledygooker, and the goon certainly stepped it up with their game, but we couldn't have done this without the great rookie play from Big Bank Hank. And of course, the MVP of this Pants Party (and really, he would easily be an MVP of any Pants Party he was invited to), coming off the bench was the Patriotic Porn Purveyor himself, punkerharcore, to add another homerun to his already illustrious career:

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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I'd take Sting over Undertaker, because I'd want more than one handjob per year.


And the crowd goes wild!



[Edited on 1-8-2014 by salmonjunkie]






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posted on 1-8-2014 at 06:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was the look on his face when I got the handjob...





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posted on 1-8-2014 at 09:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Finally, I won a bOOardie, and the first one wasn't jackass! I don't know what to say, so I'll just post a video:


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posted on 1-8-2014 at 10:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks for the Avatar Award everyone. I was absolutely stunned to get votes for nomination in other categories, but it's quite fun to win this.

Of course, I celebrated by then changing it.

That being said, if Matte still has AJ jumping in her underpants around for a 3rd year, I'm voting for him again.






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posted on 1-8-2014 at 10:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The real solution is...AJ needs to be in her undergarments more often which in turn gives many of us many opportunities to av-up.

One time we did a Twilight avatar party where a big chunk of us had Twilight-related avatars. I would love to do that with AJ undergarments. I would love to do other things with AJ undergarments too.





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posted on 1-9-2014 at 01:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
One time we did a Twilight avatar party where a big chunk of us had Twilight-related avatars.


Is... Is this true? (please say yes)

I am withholding comment until you verify that you are not joking and that this actually happened.

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One time we did a Twilight avatar party where a big chunk of us had Twilight-related avatars. I would love to do that with AJ undergarments. I would love to do other things with AJ undergarments too.


And to BBH's question, if this didn't happen, something like it needs to happen. With like prizes and shit. With the lull in wrestling right now, we need to entertain ourselves because we know with Orton as champion, the WWE product ain't going to do it for us.

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posted on 1-9-2014 at 01:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Team Edward vs Team Jacob avatars were everywhere. It was a horrible, horrible moment in the OO timeline. Non-threatening pretty-boy vampires that sparkled in the daylight brought out the worst in almost everyone.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-9-2014 at 04:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It was awesome. The Twilight thread was one of the best threads this board has had outside wrestling in a long time because it was some weird combination of trainwreck and actual dissection of the books, the culture/society in general, and then sparkling avatars.
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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It happened and it was beautiful. Dev's description is spot on.


Edit: the thread which talks of the party
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=22504

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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, but "good" by OO standards is usually a fucking horror show almost everywhere else that the normals gather.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Which makes it even better!





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I almost wanna grab a Twilight av again after reading through that thread again.
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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just re-read the entire thing and your above summary of it needs to be in all caps and bold with lots of exclamation points after it like you're shouting because that summary should be shouted.





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A gif av of Kristen "Boy" Stewart murdering that unfortunate mountain lion would be all sorts of nifty.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-10-2014 at 04:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Next year will be my year! Congrat to matte who definitely deserved it.

And Dev can feel good in avoiding Jackass Of The Year.





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posted on 1-10-2014 at 05:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Real good that this board continues to hold grudges from years ago. I'd like to see one thing from 2013 that really made me a jackass this year.
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posted on 1-10-2014 at 05:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I didn't vote for you! It would be funny to see a list of all who did though.





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posted on 1-10-2014 at 06:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dev was Jackass-free this year, IMO. I was surprised at the noms, and even more surprised at the votes.

If this was Lifetime Jackass.....maybe. But "of the year" for 2013.....hardly if at all.





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posted on 1-10-2014 at 08:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I voted for you. I thought it was an honor.





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Real good that this board continues to hold grudges from years ago. I'd like to see one thing from 2013 that really made me a jackass this year.


To be clear, it was the loss of my grudge that made me nominate you this year.

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DevSop Enjoyed his posts a ton this year; utter jackass for making me like him.








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