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posted on 12-11-2013 at 09:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Every Crazy Possible Finish For The Unification Match OO Can Come Up With

As we established in other threads, the fantasy section is about as legit as sourcing these days...so lets do this here:

With this main event having more possible directions the ending can go than any we've seen in a while, I thought it would be fun to accumulate every insane possible finish we can come up with so that when it ends with John Cena climbs ladder, John Cena grabs belts, John Cena is Unified Champion, we can all be disappointed.

Returns, debuts, turns, gimmick changes, McMahons, etc...anything on the table or as wacked out as you want it to be.

CCharger had one here that he came up with with AJ Style's here if anyone missed it: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=28882

Here's one weird one I came up with that I've toyed with in the past and will mold again here:

Cena wins the match, and the Authority try to cozy up to him as their new "Face". Cena rejects them so HHH changes course and says there is one more contender for the title tonight.

Sheamus returns and gets a quick match with Cena where he takes the belt and becomes the real "face of the company".

Rematch at Royal Rumble goes to Sheamus, which frees up Cena to either team up with Hogan or face Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

Meanwhile you can have Bryan or Punk win the Royal Rumble and based on that, one faces Sheamus for the title at Wrestlemania (Bryan makes most sense as a revenge), and the other gets HHH (Punk after Monday makes sense there).

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Alright. What just-as-not-likely ending can everyone else come up with?

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1. HHH comes out as Orton/Cena are fighting on a ladder, knocks em both off and through a table. He climbs up himself and grabs the new belt.

2. Same basic concept as above except instead of HHH, it's the smarks wet dream and Punk/Bryan come out and do the same and keep the belts separate somehow.

3. Orton's about to win when the Authority turns on him and help Cena win the belt leading to a de facto heel turn kinda sorta.

4. Sandow attacks Cena and allows Orton to win the belt.

5. Big Show attacks both guys and causes a no contest.

7. Stephanie has her 2 kids come out, pedigree Orton & Cena, and they claim the world title and the achievement of youngest champions ever.

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1. HHH comes out as Orton/Cena are fighting on a ladder, knocks em both off and through a table. He climbs up himself and grabs the new belt.

2. Same basic concept as above except instead of HHH, it's the smarks wet dream and Punk/Bryan come out and do the same and keep the belts separate somehow.

3. Orton's about to win when the Authority turns on him and help Cena win the belt leading to a de facto heel turn kinda sorta.

4. Sandow attacks Cena and allows Orton to win the belt.

5. Big Show attacks both guys and causes a no contest.

7. Stephanie has her 2 kids come out, pedigree Orton & Cena, and they claim the world title and the achievement of youngest champions ever.


But where's #6???

I do think 1 and 5 are both fairly likely scenarios. Especially since Cena/Orton/Show has been the rumored Rumble main event for a few weeks now.





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1. HHH comes out as Orton/Cena are fighting on a ladder, knocks em both off and through a table. He climbs up himself and grabs the new belt.

2. Same basic concept as above except instead of HHH, it's the smarks wet dream and Punk/Bryan come out and do the same and keep the belts separate somehow.

3. Orton's about to win when the Authority turns on him and help Cena win the belt leading to a de facto heel turn kinda sorta.

4. Sandow attacks Cena and allows Orton to win the belt.

5. Big Show attacks both guys and causes a no contest.

7. Stephanie has her 2 kids come out, pedigree Orton & Cena, and they claim the world title and the achievement of youngest champions ever.


But where's #6???

I do think 1 and 5 are both fairly likely scenarios. Especially since Cena/Orton/Show has been the rumored Rumble main event for a few weeks now.


Clearly this means that SyxxPac comes out and steals the belts.

Here is my thing about HHH making himself champion:

Why would he do that? He has promoted this HUGE unification match just to come out at the end and make himself champ?

He basically controls the company. Why not just come out on RAW and say neither Cena nor Orton adequately represent the face of the WWE therefore I declare myself champ. It would be a lot easier and more logical.

Here is another thing to consider...will both belts be hanging above the ring or just one? If it is just one then you can eliminate all scenarios where Cena and Orton "exchange" belts.

Also, regarding AJ Styles...I have heard that his contract doesn't officially expire with TNA until the Tuesday after the TLC PPV so that idea is non-existent.

[Edited on 12-11-2013 by CCharger]

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The face of the WWE will end up being Hulk Hogan. Orton will be ready to win the belt, 'Real American' will start playing, he'll walk down the aisle doing the "YOU" thing. Instead of grabbing the belt, Orton climbs down the ladder to get some SummerSlam revenge. Hogan clears Orton from the ring with weak punches, rips off his shirt and poses. Cena gets in the ring for the big stare down. Kevin Nash runs in ala SummerSlam to powerbomb him. Neither he or Hogan can climb the ladder to win the belts so the ppv just ends.






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Here's one:

The belts have been dangling from a hook all night. Something happens early during the "dress rehearsal" for the danglings that they have to put the belts in a bag or case. They sit up above the ring all night until the main event. After a fairly average ladder match, Orton wins via nefarious (for a no DQ match) means. He opens up the container for the titles, taking his time doing it like he always does, pulls out the WWE Title, and throws it over his shoulder. Then he takes out the second belt and throws it over he shoulder before going to to the corner and doing his pose. Meanwhile Cena is standing in the corner while all this is happening with his "defeated" look, but not a convincing look. Orton accidentally glances at the second belt during his pose and becomes irate while the audience slowly starts to pick up the double cross. Cena starts laughing, and Orton is furious, because the second belt isn't the World Title, but rather the ZACK RYDER'S INTERNET TITLE!!!

Cena then explains that he saw the nefarious ending coming, so he struck a deal with Ryder to swap belts, changing the holder of each title. Since WWE 2K14 recognizes the Internet Title as a real thing, so does the actual WWE, so technically Cena was the Internet Champion before the match while Ryder was the World Champion. Cena calls Ryder out and thanks him for his help before asking Ryder to hand control of his World Title back to him. Not so fast...because as Ryder is about to hand over the World Title, he boots Cena in the groin! And all of a sudden, here comes AJ Styles! And Colt Cabana! And for some reason Bobby Roode, Austin Aries, and James Storm. Also, Chris Hero, under that name, comes out through the audience. That Steen guy everyone loves from the indies? He's there, too. And they just start wailing away on Cena and Orton. Miz turns face for a bit and comes out, he gets attacked, and so does Great Khali and Big Show and all the other guys the internet has mixed feelings for. And these guys just stand there over a pile of beaten wrestlers and start shooting on everyone. And I mean everyone. It gets so bad they have to end the PPV in mid-shoot.

The next night on Raw, they open with all those guys behind Zack Ryder, who reveals that, when he was named World Champion, he got a pay raise, and he used that extra money to not only buy TNA, but also ROH (really WWE bought them both). And since he's World Champ, changes are coming...

Not so fast, because here's Triple H. He lets Ryder know that, via the Tunney rules from the 80's, you can't sell ownership of a title. So the World Championship is vacant. And so is the Internet Title, which Triple H has Kane bring out, throw into a garbage can, and light on fire. Ryder's all upset, and he hold the TNA/indy guys back. Which leads Triple H to let them all know that, since Ryder can't own an opposing wrestling federation while under contract, their federations both go up for grabs in the main event of Raw: all those guys vs. Randy Orton and John Cena. The match happens and Cena and Orton squash all those guys, because, let's be real, it's WWE. Triple H "officially" gets TNA and ROH and fires everyone (in character, of course, because those guys were all fired the second the sale became finalized).

But we still have a vacant World Title and a half of a Unfied Title (because the WWE Title did officially get merged in the match, but since the Internet Title got burnt, it just merged into nothing). How do we settle this? Well, when you have complicated title pictures that need solving, there's only one guy in wrestling that you go to: Jim Cornette. So out he comes, where he explains a new ranking system that takes into account Wins and Losses, the NFL playoff system (complete with divisions), and is loosely based on the Cones of Dunshire (for those unfamiliar, video below).



Anyways, everyone is super confused, they have the Royal Rumble, which really doesn't get the winner anything except a three point deductible they can cash in at any time during the series, and Wrestlemania is main evented by Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker in a five man "Match to End all Matches" unification bout. Also, they give us CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match that basically results from CM Punk asking if Bryan is doing anything for Wrestlemania on the Smackdown before it.

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Here is my humble addition to this fun thread...

1. Orton and Cena are laid out in the ring the belts still dangling above

2. HHH’s music hits and he gets in the ring and surveys the damage.

3. He goes to Cena first and kneels down as if to help him up, then looks over at Orton

4. He goes to Orton and shakes him awake, picks him up and gets him up the ladder

5. Meanwhile, Cena has come to his sense and tries to make his way to the ladder

6. HHH sees Cena making a comeback and hits him with a pedigree

7. Orton climbs to the top and gets both belts and becomes the unified champion

8. Suddenly, Daniel Bryan runs out to an explosion from the crowd

9. Bryan hits HHH with a double knee and knocks him from the ring, then tips over the ladder causing Orton to crash to the outside

10. Bryan goes to help Cena, but lights go out and suddenly the Wyatts are in the ring beating on Bryan

11. Suddenly, Punk runs out to make the save on Bryan

12. The SHIELD’s music plays and they are in the ring attacking Punk

13. Cena is on his feet now and tries to makes the save on Punk, but is cut off by Orton and HHH who beat him down

14. HHH motions for someone to come from the back and Kane comes out

15. You have the SHIELD in one corner beating down Punk, the Wyatts in another corner beating on Bryan, and Orton, Kane and HHH in another corner beating on Cena

16. The crowd is booing like crazy over Orton’s win and the faces being beaten down

17. Suddenly, the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin stalks down to the ring as the Houston, Texas crowd goes absolutely apeshit.

18. Stunner to Luke Harper, stunner to Seth Rollins, stunner to Kane, stunner to Rowan, stunner to Dean Ambrose, stunner to Bray Wyatt, stunner to Roman Reigns, double middle finger and stunner to Orton

19. HHH and Austin face off in the ring, HHH is furious as he asks Austin WTF are you doing? Austin answers with a resounding stunner and HHH bumps to the outside as the crowd is beside itself

20. Cena staggers to his feet and extends his hand to Austin. Austin looks at his hand, then up at Cen and BOOM stunner on Cena for another thunderous pop

21. Austin helps Punk and Bryan to their feet. He grabs a mike and says if anyone wants a beer give me a hell yeah!

22. Three beers are tossed in the ring and Austin pops one open and downs it in one gulp

23. He hands one to Punk and the other Bryan who look at each other confused

24. Punk hands the beer back to Austin and says he doesn’t drink because he is straight edge. Bryan does the same and says he doesn’t drink either for dietary reasons.

25. Austin stands incredulous before stunning both Punk and Bryan

26. Austin’s music plays as he continues to celebrate by drinking beer with the partisan crowd

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Enraged at his historical legacy as the first unified champion being ignored in all the build-up hype, Y2J shows up. Trips is still pissed off at Orton for bashing into Steph on RAW, and he never liked Cena anyway, so he wants both of them to lose. Cena and Orton beat each other into bloody messes. As they're both lying down in the ring, totally exhausted and barely able to move anymore, Trips hits the stage and changes the match to a 3-way. Jericho comes out, pins both of those cocksuckers, and emerges victorious once again the World Unified Champion. Clearly returning as a heel, but the giddy crowd hates both Orton and Cena so much that they don't care, and Y2J receives one of the greatest ovations in WWE history.





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Herpy derp derp derp...double KO...AJ skips out, climbs the ladder, gets the titles, skips away, first undisputed sexy midget lady champion. Done.
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Interference by Show is the idea so dumb that they might actuall do it. That would actually be worse than Cena/Orton or HHH winning.





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Cena wins clean. Fade to black.

No one would see it coming for once.

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Match match match... then the belts get raised even higher above the ring, just out of reach; simultaneously, GTV captures a black Hummer running over a laptop in the parking lot, driving past a fiery limo.






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Since it's a unification match, the WWE decides that every title must then be unified, so Vince McMahon starts buying every wrestling company on the planet to get their belts as part of the unification match. As a result, there are not just two belts up there, but on close inspection, there are seven belts up there, but we don't know what the other five belts are.

The music hits and we get the first two participants, but neither is John Cena or Randy Orton. Instead, Adam Cole (PWG heavyweight champion) and Cheerleader Melissa (Shimmer Champion) show up. Vince tries to come to the ring to complain that Cheerleader Melissa cannot be on WWE show because she's an actual wrestler, but only gets halfway to the ring before Sara Del Ray catches him from behind and chokes him out. The ref is distracted during this and Cheerleader Melissa sends Adam Cole packing with a low-blow. At this point, Cole explains that this isn't a ladder match, but straight wrestling with two wrestlers and one being eliminated until there is one champion.

Next out is Randy Orton, carrying Cheerleader Melissa's bag that he has clearly taken a dump in. Cheerleader Melissa goes on the offense, but Randy makes a comeback. Cheerleader Melissa gets a hope spot, but outside interference from Sara Del Ray backfired and Melissa is gone.

Cut to back where Adam Cole is getting iced on the balls, the camera pans over and to reveal UltraMantis Black (AIW champion) as he heads to the ring, proclaiming he is both evil and devious. The fans don't know what to make of a fellow who has a skull with devil horns coming out of it, but he's fighting Randy Orton, so they get behind him. When UMB has Randy set up for the Praying Mantis bomb, Vince McMahon's clocks UMB from behind and Randy gets the win. McMahon grabs a mic and claims that no one is as evil and devious as him and he couldn't allow someone else to try to claim the title. In the meantime, Dr. Cube attacks McMahon with a dozen minions, saying until McMahon has been reincarnated several times, he is not really all that evil.

Randy assumes that Dr. Cube is the Kaiju Big Battel champion and quickly pins the distracted Cube. This makes sense to everyone and leads to John Cena coming out. We finally get the match we expected when we spent $55 for this and it's like every other Cena match where he Supermans and wins.

The belts are then lowered to Cena, who is in the ring with the other wrestlers in the match (Cole, Cube, UMB, Orton and Melissa). Everyone congratulates Cena, who admires the fact that he is the unified champion of PWG, WWE, WWE2, Shimmer, AIW, Kaiju and, umm, there's one more belt. But there's no other wrestler. It's the ROH belt and Cole clocks Cena to win the super-unified title and begins to run to the back, where he is meant in a staredown with Jay Briscoe holding the smoking skull belt.

The camera begins to pan away, but before it fades to black, we see Eddie Kingston holding up the Chikara Grand Championship.

And that's the most screwed up ending I can come up with. I'll work on better.





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Cena wins clean. Fade to black.

No one would see it coming for once.


This got a legit laugh out of me.





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The face of the WWE will end up being Hulk Hogan. Orton will be ready to win the belt, 'Real American' will start playing, he'll walk down the aisle doing the "YOU" thing. Instead of grabbing the belt, Orton climbs down the ladder to get some SummerSlam revenge. Hogan clears Orton from the ring with weak punches, rips off his shirt and poses. Cena gets in the ring for the big stare down. Kevin Nash runs in ala SummerSlam to powerbomb him. Neither he or Hogan can climb the ladder to win the belts so the ppv just ends.


HHH does keep using the word "immortal" a lot, as in the winner of this match will be "immortal".

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WWE Creative decides to shit all over the smarks. Cena and Orton are fighting on the ladder when the Bella Twins music fires up. The cast of Total Divas arrives to the distraction of everyone. They circle the ring, then climb in, and shove the ladder over sending both Cena and Orton to the floor. Nikki grabs a microphone and says, "Take your prenup and shove it! And don't forget to watch Total Divas on E this coming WhateverDay at 10/9 Central!" They dance around the hanging belts like wild injuns until Great Khali's music hits. Turns out he doesn't even need a ladder. He just reaches up and grabs both belts and becomes the unified champion. Unlike the alleged threats at previous PPV's, the crowd actually DOES riot. StepHHH attempt to escape in their limo, but are quickly boxed in by angry wrestling fans doing their best World War Z impersonation. Vince is dragged out to the ring and suspended from the same place the title belts previously were, but by his grapefruits. Fans go under the ring and find kendo sticks and turn Vince into a piñata. Khali is drawn and quartered, his hands going rigor mortis clutching the championship belts. Orton comes to, surveys the situation, tries to grab the belts, but can't wrench them from Khali's grasp. Fans see this and grab Khali's dismembered legs and beat him over the head with them. Cena is grabbed by the jorts and fans suspend him from the Titantron by giving him the world's largest super-wedgie. Bonfires are lit on the staging area, production trucks are vandalized, chaos is broadcast internationally on live TV, and no one ever watches wrestling again. After all, the only thing left is TNA.





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Crazy idea 1: Sting comes out, stinger splashes both guys in the corners, climbs the ladder, grabs the belts.
Sub crazy idea: Surfer Sting comes out, reveals that he's been missing since Halloween Havoc 89 when the imposter sting tried to win the belt, and HHH and Steph finally found him.


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The Rock comes out, steals the titles as he is the face of wwe. Then the titles are never seen again.
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After a long and grueling and surprisingly good match with absolutely no interference - Cena climbs the ladder. Grabs both belts. Collapses to the ground barely able to stand.

All of a sudden - Hallelujah.

In comes Damien Sandow with a handful of papers. It's the money in the bank contract that he took out of the briefcase and nobody bothered to look inside when he "cashed it in."

"You're welcome." Sandow is the new WHC - leaving Cena as the WWE champ and all is right in the world.





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Cena wins clean. Fade to black.

No one would see it coming for once.


This got a legit laugh out of me.




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They dance around the hanging belts like wild injuns


Someones been watchin Shawshank.

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After a long and grueling and surprisingly good match with absolutely no interference - Cena climbs the ladder. Grabs both belts. Collapses to the ground barely able to stand.

All of a sudden - Hallelujah.

In comes Damien Sandow with a handful of papers. It's the money in the bank contract that he took out of the briefcase and nobody bothered to look inside when he "cashed it in."

"You're welcome." Sandow is the new WHC - leaving Cena as the WWE champ and all is right in the world.


.......wow, that's easily the most amazing thing that could happen. Congrats for being creatively gifted.

But who we kiddin? thats why it won't happen!

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I know this is a thread for CRAZY finishes, but we all know how this is going to end right?

Orton and Cena are down. HHH comes out and teases helping Cena while helping Orton. Cena recovers in time, takes out HHH and Orton, grabs the belts and wins the match. Then Orton and HHH and Kane come out and proceed to beat down Cena. The Big Show comes out and makes the save. Then Big Show turns on Cena and knocks him out with the WMD.

It is perfect WWE booking:

1. Cena wins
2. You have the not-so-surprising surprise return of Show
3. You have the not-so-shocking shocking swerve of Show turning on Cena
4. You set up Cena-Orton-Show Triple Threat for Royal Rumble which Vince is convinced is going to do gangbuster buyrates

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I know this should be the last thing we look for spoilers for, but...


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match, match, match....the tide turns for Cena. he's about to climb when that wonderful shield music hits. they do their circling ring entry thing and then dispatch Cena. Orton smirks his orton-smirk, raises a hand and turns to the ladder.....straight into Roman Reigns' spear. HHH comes running down.....straight into Roman Reigns' spear. The show ends with Rollins climbing the ladder to retrieve the shield's new toy as reigns hold off all comers and ambrose rants about being no-one's errand boy.
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posted on 12-12-2013 at 10:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by cardscott5
The face of the WWE will end up being Hulk Hogan. Orton will be ready to win the belt, 'Real American' will start playing, he'll walk down the aisle doing the "YOU" thing. Instead of grabbing the belt, Orton climbs down the ladder to get some SummerSlam revenge. Hogan clears Orton from the ring with weak punches, rips off his shirt and poses. Cena gets in the ring for the big stare down. Kevin Nash runs in ala SummerSlam to powerbomb him. Neither he or Hogan can climb the ladder to win the belts so the ppv just ends.


Which ties into my Road To Wrestlemania 29 predicition, now amended for WM 30. This unification thing will take an entire year to play out.

For the main event of WM 30, Kevin Nash beats John Cena for the WWE title in match where Cena kicks Nash's ass for 30 minutes but runs into a big Nash Boot to lose. After the match, Hulk Hogan comes down and does an impromptu challenge to Kevin Nash a la Wrestlemania 9 and beats him with a FINGERPOKE OF DOOM to become the WWE Champion. That's right! Hulk Hogan is the WWE Champion at the end of WM 30!

The next night on RAW, they strip Del Rio of the WHC, give it to Scott Hall and he throws it in the garbage, only for Triple H to dig it out and crown himseld your new World Heavyweight Champion. 14 time world champion!

Nash and Hogan then team up to become the Supreme Elite Champions (the SEC) and beat Goldust and Cody Rhodes for the Tag Team Titles. At Extreme Rules, Hogan and Nash win a handicapped match vs Punk, Bryan, Goldust, Rhodes, Bryan, Kofi, Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns, The Miz, Big E Langston and John Cena when Cena turns on team WWE and joins the SEC. Due to match provision, Cena and Nash become your new IC and US champions and Hogan has also gained the NXT Championship.

It all seems lost for the WWE because the SEC has run roughshod with everyone in the roster, and it looks like our young superstars can't overcome, until a GONG is heard, smoke rises, and a mysterious man in black mysteriously starts beating up the SEC. The WWE rally around this black-clad phenom. Hogan and the mysterious man from the Dark Side have a Last Dead Man Standing match at SummerSlam.

The man in black walks out in a cloud of smoke with CM Punk by his side like a Robin to the dark man's Batman. He's even wearing his yellow GTS shirt like a cape. The man finally appears out the smoke and comes into the ring with the Big Gold Belt. OMG IT'S COME TO SAVE HIS COMPANY THE WWE! The audience is screaming "THANK YOU HUNTER!"

But NO! He CLOCKS CM Punk with the Big Gold Belt! Triple H gives the FINGERPOKE of DOOM to Hulk Hogan, and becomes the UNDISPUTED UNITED WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Triple H then lays both belts in the ring, drops his pants, and takes a shit on both belts. The shit leaves a "SEC" shit stain on both belts. He then takes Lillian Garcia's dress and wipes his ass with it. He laughs as he yells to CM Punk "IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!" He is also now a 15 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!

By Wrestlemania 31, we have Triple H as the reigning champion (he carries 5 belts - the WWE, WHC, NXT, the Divas Champion that he beat AJ Lee for in a bloody Elimination Chamber match - making him a 16 TIME WORLD CHAMPION and TIED WITH RIC FLAIR!, and a 5th belt that represents the unification of the other 4 belts), Nash and Cena has merged the US, IC, and Tag Team Championship into one title.

At WM31, good things happen for the WWE as the mega team of CM Punk, Big E Langston, Antonio Cesaro, and Roman Reigns beat Nash and Cena in a handicapped match for the US/IC/Tag Team Titles! It should be noted that RAW General Manager Hornswoggle helped Team WWE cheat to win in the match.

The Undertaker puts his streak on the line against Triple H and HOLY SHIT HE BEATS TRIPLE H FOR THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP IN A FOUR STAR MATCH (Dev rated it one-third-of-a-star, though) to close out WM31 in a happy ending! 23-0 and brought the belts back to the WWE! ALL IS RESTORED! THE SEC IS DONE! YES! Sure, special guest referee Hornswoggle did a fast count, but WHO CARES? THE STREAK LIVES ON!

BUT WAIT! DANIEL BRYAN comes in with the MITB (!) cuts an AWESOME promo about how the WWE has come back to prominence but that it's time for the Undertaker to pass the torch and demands a match RIGHT NOW! Undertaker AGREES! YES! YES! YES YES! TAKER vs BRYAN for our surprise WM30 Main Event!

Bryan loses the match in 17 seconds. 24-0! THE STREAK LIVES ON!

The End.

But wait, there's more.

At Extreme Rules, HHH beats Undertaker to become the first ever 17 time world champion.

The End. Again.






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posted on 12-13-2013 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Here is my humble addition to this fun thread...

1. Orton and Cena are laid out in the ring the belts still dangling above

2. HHH’s music hits and he gets in the ring and surveys the damage.

3. He goes to Cena first and kneels down as if to help him up, then looks over at Orton

4. He goes to Orton and shakes him awake, picks him up and gets him up the ladder

5. Meanwhile, Cena has come to his sense and tries to make his way to the ladder

6. HHH sees Cena making a comeback and hits him with a pedigree

7. Orton climbs to the top and gets both belts and becomes the unified champion

8. Suddenly, Daniel Bryan runs out to an explosion from the crowd

9. Bryan hits HHH with a double knee and knocks him from the ring, then tips over the ladder causing Orton to crash to the outside

10. Bryan goes to help Cena, but lights go out and suddenly the Wyatts are in the ring beating on Bryan

11. Suddenly, Punk runs out to make the save on Bryan

12. The SHIELD’s music plays and they are in the ring attacking Punk

13. Cena is on his feet now and tries to makes the save on Punk, but is cut off by Orton and HHH who beat him down

14. HHH motions for someone to come from the back and Kane comes out

15. You have the SHIELD in one corner beating down Punk, the Wyatts in another corner beating on Bryan, and Orton, Kane and HHH in another corner beating on Cena

16. The crowd is booing like crazy over Orton’s win and the faces being beaten down

17. Suddenly, the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin stalks down to the ring as the Houston, Texas crowd goes absolutely apeshit.

18. Stunner to Luke Harper, stunner to Seth Rollins, stunner to Kane, stunner to Rowan, stunner to Dean Ambrose, stunner to Bray Wyatt, stunner to Roman Reigns, double middle finger and stunner to Orton

19. HHH and Austin face off in the ring, HHH is furious as he asks Austin WTF are you doing? Austin answers with a resounding stunner and HHH bumps to the outside as the crowd is beside itself

20. Cena staggers to his feet and extends his hand to Austin. Austin looks at his hand, then up at Cen and BOOM stunner on Cena for another thunderous pop

21. Austin helps Punk and Bryan to their feet. He grabs a mike and says if anyone wants a beer give me a hell yeah!

22. Three beers are tossed in the ring and Austin pops one open and downs it in one gulp

23. He hands one to Punk and the other Bryan who look at each other confused

24. Punk hands the beer back to Austin and says he doesn’t drink because he is straight edge. Bryan does the same and says he doesn’t drink either for dietary reasons.

25. Austin stands incredulous before stunning both Punk and Bryan

26. Austin’s music plays as he continues to celebrate by drinking beer with the partisan crowd


Awesome. If you don't mind, I'm going to adjust the last few starting at 21...

22. Punk tells Austin he doesn't drink because he is straight edge. Bryan say he doesn't drink for dietary reasons.

23. Austin says he can work with that. A beer, soda and can of carrot juice are tossed in the ring.

24. Each wrestler cracks it open and takes a swig; then turns to the right and spits it out and looks at the drink. Austin has the pop, Bryan the beer and Punk the carrot juice. Then hand the correct drink to the correct wrestler and enjoy a Hell Yeah with the partisan crowd.





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