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Author: Subject: I can do 61 push-ups at a weight of 276 lbs
CamstunPWG187
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posted on 12-9-2013 at 11:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can do 61 push-ups at a weight of 276 lbs

A while back in 2009, I lost a bunch of weight, getting down to 200 lbs from 320.

Then i got a job landscaping, which jacked me up big time.

I also ate a lot. Go figure.

So every morning since the move to China, I max out on push-ups. 90 degree elbows, straight back. The real deal.

I'm impressed with myself.

How many can you do?

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posted on 12-9-2013 at 03:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I weigh 215, which is the biggest I've ever been in my life (I graduated high school fifteen years ago at 135) and it's all fat, not muscle. I can do like 5 before collapsing in a breathless heap. None of this is relevant whatsoever. You live in China now, man. Post pictures of Asian chicks.





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CamstunPWG187
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posted on 12-9-2013 at 03:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
the ability to attach photos won't work!
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posted on 12-15-2013 at 09:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I consider myself in pretty good shape, hit the gym 2-3 times a week, approx. 185/6'3" and I can't do more than 20 pushups before collapsing.

Pushups SUCK.

ETA - I don't know HOW male cheerleaders do those pushups to equal the score of their college football team during games. Say your team is winning 48-13? 48 pushups at once? Fuck that shit.

[Edited on 12-15-2013 by gobbledygooker]





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posted on 12-20-2013 at 07:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm truly wasting my potential. Currently about 320 and in probably the worse shape of my life (best being 235 about 9% body fat a decade ago) and literally did 35 just a minute ago. If I can get back down to Big E weight in the next three months I'd be happy.





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posted on 5-29-2016 at 03:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just thought I'd bump this back up to lay claim to 93 push-ups at a weight of 113 kg, which is a bit lighter than what I weighed when I last posted.

Get it!

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