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posted on 9-12-2013 at 08:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
AJ's Tattoo



It's not terrible, and is a easily hide-able spot. Coming from the guy who's claiming he'd be proposing to her on sight who also highly dislikes tattoos on women. The prison-style slashmarks were an interesting way to go... wonder if there's any deeper symbolism to that. If not, thank goodness she didn't win the title on New Year's Eve before the millenium turned.





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posted on 9-12-2013 at 08:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What happened on 6/16/13? She won the title.





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posted on 9-12-2013 at 09:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Um. Yeah.
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posted on 9-12-2013 at 09:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I HATE HATE HATE tattoos in general and especially on women. Why would such a delicate, succulent, little cactus pear like AJ deface her swan-like neck in such a brutish way? WHY?! I had AJ rated at a solid 8.72 on the wang-plumpening (TM Rick) scale. Sadly, she has dropped to a 7.89.
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posted on 9-12-2013 at 09:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, some of you guys are nuts. Tattooed girls are fucking hot.





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posted on 9-12-2013 at 09:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Tattooed girls are fucking hot.


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posted on 9-12-2013 at 10:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like the tat. Original, personal. Very cool.

quote:
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It's not terrible, and is a easily hide-able spot. Coming from the guy who's claiming he'd be proposing to her on sight who also highly dislikes tattoos on women. The prison-style slashmarks were an interesting way to go... wonder if there's any deeper symbolism to that. If not, thank goodness she didn't win the title on New Year's Eve before the millenium turned.


Especially since she was only 12 years old on 12/31/99.

How many of you felt really old after I said that?

[Edited on 9-12-2013 by salmonjunkie]

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posted on 9-12-2013 at 10:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm also not a fan of tattooed broads. Strike that, I'm not a fan of overly-tattooed, unattractive broads. One like AJ's that you would only discover if her hair was up or otherwise I'm into.

And it's a pretty creative. The chick continues to find ways to make herself hotter that don't involve her going under the knife and I commend her for that.

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 02:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Big Bank Hank
Why would such a delicate, succulent, little cactus pear like AJ deface her swan-like neck in such a brutish way? WHY?!


Because the opinions of controlling idiots don't matter to her in particular or women worth boning in general.

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 04:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Big Bank Hank
Why would such a delicate, succulent, little cactus pear like AJ deface her swan-like neck in such a brutish way? WHY?!


Because the opinions of controlling idiots don't matter to her in particular or women worth boning in general.


YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT!

Yes, there is such a thing as shitty tattoos, and also so many tattoos that you cross over into the realm of the fetish-y and distracting. Whether it's on a dude or a chick, we are allowed to hold this against their owners.

But yes, there's such a thing as feeling strongly about something to the point that you get it inked onto your body, hopefully in a cool way, and to hell what anyone else thinks about it. It's for you, not for them.

I have spoken. So simmer down and play nice, you two.


Rick


PS: I definitely think AJ picked something of more-than-adequate import to memorialize, and executed it in a way that suits her and is pretty cool.






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posted on 9-13-2013 at 04:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
But it's a shitty title!






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posted on 9-13-2013 at 04:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Man, some of you guys are nuts. Tattooed girls are fucking hot.


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posted on 9-13-2013 at 04:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Big Bank Hank
Why would such a delicate, succulent, little cactus pear like AJ deface her swan-like neck in such a brutish way? WHY?!


Because the opinions of controlling idiots don't matter to her in particular or women worth boning in general.


I wouldn't mind if a woman I was boning on a short term basis did not care about my opinion. But if we're making long term boning arrangements, she'd better care.

I'm only 33 but I consider myself cut from an old fashioned cloth, if you wheel. I place a premium on femininity and I don't apologize for it. You know why? Because I'm a fucking man. Yup.

If you live long enough [and I hope you do since I harbor no ill will despite you calling me an idiot simply for expressing my opinion (irony much?)] I guarantee you will eventually look back on your "progressive" attitude and think to yourself, "man, what a fucking pussy I was."

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 05:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I fail to see what about a tattoo is inherently masculine and causes the women who get them to lose all or some of their femininity.





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posted on 9-13-2013 at 05:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The smart investor is putting lots of money into research for new tattoo-removal technology, which will be wildly profitable once the current fad runs it's course. Tattoos + MMA shirts must have knocked the already-suffering collective IQ down by at least five to ten points over the last few years.





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posted on 9-13-2013 at 06:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1) I'm 32. If anything I like tattoos more than I used to. In fact Hank aging has done nothing of the sort for me. Speak for yourself buddy.
2) She could have a cock tattooed on her forehead and I'd still F her brains out.





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posted on 9-13-2013 at 07:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, she's gross.

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 07:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kind of, yeah.

The only thing hot about tattooed chicks is the assumption that they're damaged, slutty, have serious daddy issues, and give in to peer pressure.

Most tattoos wouldn't bother me, but large tattoos like that are a bit distracting. Personally, I feel like you're just marring something beautiful. Give me nice, smooth skin unsullied by "art."

Or hair.





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posted on 9-13-2013 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Big Bank Hank
If you live long enough [and I hope you do since I harbor no ill will despite you calling me an idiot simply for expressing my opinion (irony much?)] I guarantee you will eventually look back on your "progressive" attitude and think to yourself, "man, what a fucking pussy I was."


I didn't call you an idiot for expressing your opinion. In fact I didn't call you an idiot at all.

I do, however, find several of your opinions to be idiotic.

quote:
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The only thing hot about tattooed chicks is the assumption that they're damaged, slutty, have serious daddy issues, and give in to peer pressure.


That's four things.

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 08:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tattoos on chicks are all completely dependent on the chick, the placement of the tattoo, and the trashiness of the tattoo. It's pretty much on a case by case basis. AJ's tattoo is fine in my opinion. If she'd gotten, like, a scorpion on her tit, that would be a completely different case.





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posted on 9-13-2013 at 10:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Tattoos on chicks are all completely dependent on the chick, the placement of the tattoo, and the trashiness of the tattoo. It's pretty much on a case by case basis. AJ's tattoo is fine in my opinion. If she'd gotten, like, a scorpion on her tit, that would be a completely different case.


Pretty much. I have no idea why a small tattoo like that would bother anyone even if you didn't like tattoos. I mean, even if you were in a relationship with her, you'd still almost never it see no matter what she's wearing or not wearing, especially knowing that the tattoo commemorates a shining moment in her life. You wouldn't even see it if you were doing her doggy-style unless her hair was tied up into a bun (which would be the easiest thing to cover up). So yeah, I don't get why this brings her down half a notch to anyone.

It's not like she got a generic heart chest piece, a tribal tramp stamp or stupid "deep and meaningful" quotes on her shoulder blades.

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 10:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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If you live long enough [and I hope you do since I harbor no ill will despite you calling me an idiot simply for expressing my opinion (irony much?)] I guarantee you will eventually look back on your "progressive" attitude and think to yourself, "man, what a fucking pussy I was."


What's so pussy about getting a tattoo? That shit hurts!

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 10:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When I was 18 I was the only one in my group of friends who thought Lita was disgusting and it was mostly due to the tattooos. Now that I'm 32 the last 3 or 4 girls I got with have been pretty much suicide girls.

So put me in the camp of someone who's grown to like tattoos not hate them.

(I still think Lita is nasty but only bc I can only imagine the diseases passed to her by Matt, Edge, and Punk...amongst many others.)

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posted on 9-13-2013 at 11:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, can someone please explain to me what's up with the titty tats? (Which sounds like something a drunken Tweety Bird would say) Dude was telling me about this chick he was making out with and he's working his way down and opens his eyes and the girl has a full lion's head and mane about 6-8 inches in diameter on her left breast. Almost crapped his pants and killed the mood.





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posted on 9-14-2013 at 12:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Yeah, can someone please explain to me what's up with the titty tats? (Which sounds like something a drunken Tweety Bird would say) Dude was telling me about this chick he was making out with and he's working his way down and opens his eyes and the girl has a full lion's head and mane about 6-8 inches in diameter on her left breast. Almost crapped his pants and killed the mood.


Again, to me it mostly comes down to how tasteful the tattoo is. But tit tats and neck tats almost never look good in any context. There are exceptions, but it's so nigh impossible to pull off that every woman should just assume she can't and not try. A huge lion on the ol' boobie sounds a lot better than a tarantula or a rebel flag or some of the other horrifying shit I've seen ladies ink on their bosoms, though.





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