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Matte
"Family Man"
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posted on 5-9-2013 at 11:37 PM
This would be a good place to advertise my new avatar. It's almost identical to my previous one, only she's jumping up and down!
For reference, my previous avatar...
And now for more AJ...
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
Stu
Caledonian Crippler
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posted on 5-11-2013 at 12:22 AM
"WWE's like Sable's f***y: it's not been any good since 1998, and it's been fucked by Vince McMahon"-Billy Kirkwood
PB-13
Showstopper
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posted on 5-13-2013 at 03:08 AM
Re: first photos
Inner monologue:
"She seems a bit short for the boot-choke-in-the-corner spot..."
"Really? THAT'S what you're thinking? I have some bad news for you..."
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
Stu
Caledonian Crippler
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posted on 5-21-2013 at 03:51 PM
*waits for GIFs*
"WWE's like Sable's f***y: it's not been any good since 1998, and it's been fucked by Vince McMahon"-Billy Kirkwood
Matte
"Family Man"
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posted on 5-22-2013 at 03:36 AM
quote:Originally posted by Stu
*waits for GIFs*
[Edited on 5-22-2013 by Matte]
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
Al Snown3d
Creepy Little Bastard
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posted on 7-11-2013 at 11:13 PM
lz4005
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 7-12-2013 at 02:59 AM
The air pinball machine wiggle.
Unorthodox, but I'll allow it.
theflammablemanimal
American Dream
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posted on 7-18-2013 at 11:58 AM
This is probably old news but haven't seen it here. Young AJ meets her idol, Lita.
Adorkable, and kind of pathetic, but also really cool that she loved Lita so much and is now a divas champ. She really has achieved her dream.
@EofMasculinity The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
punkerhardcore
American Dream
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posted on 7-20-2013 at 12:15 AM
quote:Originally posted by DevilSoprano
There are belts...I got stuck staring at their stomachs and imagining....anyway.
Obviously we all want to circle jerk on their abs. I'm just sayin'.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
PB-13
Showstopper
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posted on 7-20-2013 at 12:55 AM
Honestly, NXT's women's division might be better than WWE's...
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 7-20-2013 at 05:31 AM
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
quote:Originally posted by DevilSoprano
There are belts...I got stuck staring at their stomachs and imagining....anyway.
Obviously we all want to circle jerk on their abs. I'm just sayin'.
Standard practice back in the Golden Age before facials began to dominate the scene.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
Grenzschutzgruppe
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 8-17-2013 at 12:04 PM
Ahhh. The wonderful 70's, when the worst thing you could catch was Herpes. Go at it, pull out on the stomach and jam it right back in for an
immediate round two! Yes, I'm old...
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
quote:Originally posted by DevilSoprano
There are belts...I got stuck staring at their stomachs and imagining....anyway.
Obviously we all want to circle jerk on their abs. I'm just sayin'.
Standard practice back in the Golden Age before facials began to dominate the scene.
punkerhardcore
American Dream
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posted on 8-17-2013 at 04:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by Grenzschutzgruppe
Ahhh. The wonderful 70's, when the worst thing you could catch was Herpes. Go at it, pull out on the stomach and jam it right back in for an
immediate round two! Yes, I'm old...
Yeah, but that was also back when vaginas had hair. Thankfully our society has evolved past such savagery.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Grenzschutzgruppe
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 8-17-2013 at 10:07 PM
"No hair, no Flair".
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
quote:Originally posted by Grenzschutzgruppe
Ahhh. The wonderful 70's, when the worst thing you could catch was Herpes. Go at it, pull out on the stomach and jam it right back in for an
immediate round two! Yes, I'm old...
Yeah, but that was also back when vaginas had hair. Thankfully our society has evolved past such savagery.
