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posted on 10-8-2015 at 09:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New cans installed. Outcome: successful.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-21-2016 at 11:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Few pics of Celeste Bonin on here. Nothing naughty shown, but lots of nekkidness so I'd err on the side of caution by saying NSFW:

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/bodies-of-work-volume-4





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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Goddamn.......







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Her face is so tight when she smiles and winks with one eye it pulls the other'n down. I'd hate to see what happened if she made an "O" face while a guy was inside her. Her dude's piece is either made out of rebar or has been forged to look like the knife strap-on from "Seven".

My fave...TO VALHALLA! ALL SHINY AND CHRO...UH, FLESH TONED!!!







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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That south Florida muscle porn scene looks kinda wild.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I Googled "south Florida muscle porn". Am disappoint.







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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just because someone says it doesn't mean you have to oogly moogly googly it. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred it's clearly safer not to.



[Edited on 4/7/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
But I cain't heps it, paw.











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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
One of her recent instagram posts confirmed what I said before. In her last few months with WWE the stress of life on the road and a ruined workout schedule was causing her to chunk out and she hated it. That was the main reason she quit. She's got an endomorphic body type, according to Ahnold's bodybuilding encyclopedia*, which means she had to work out about twice as hard as the other girls do to maintain the look. Kind of a dream existence in marrying a rich guy and hanging out at a gym all day long but there's no denying she has to put in the hours for this lifestyle.

*an absolutely fascinating book, even for those that don't work out, which I highly recommend to anyone just for information's sake

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posted on 4-17-2016 at 01:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whoa! Tig ol' bitties!



Weird context. Must be a Florida (where every decent thing goes to die) thing.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-17-2016 at 02:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Christ HeySOOS! Since I am on my phone and cannot articulate in the manner (manor?) I am infamous for, i.e. gifs, allow me to use Teh Wordmusiks...As a repentant Florida Man that is disgusted by high end Nip/Tuck Florida Gym Grrrrls, Celeste Bone-In is the hottest Flarrida Collegen Injection Mech Suit I've evar seen't.





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posted on 4-27-2016 at 05:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
More weirdness from south Florida, where the Bonin household is becoming more and more like a set for a live action Heavy Metal magazine movie and/or a Julie Strain softcore porn shoot.

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/revealing-kaitlyn-gifs-from-a-crazy-new-shoot/







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-27-2016 at 06:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
May as well git 'em all up. I hope in the coming era of .gov bread and circuses under President Trump I'm at least treated to the finest in sex robots and that it looks like Kaitlyn. And if it's Hillary I guess since I'll be forced to transition lest I get Nakoula'd to a FEMA camp, I hope I can at least make a request for a Caitlyn sex robot with '70 era Olympic body design. No bush though, 'cause that'd be weird.





God, what I wouldn't give for a hard rockin', tits and ass, swords and Sci-Fi live action version of Heavy Metal.







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posted on 4-28-2016 at 04:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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God, what I wouldn't give for a hard rockin', tits and ass, swords and Sci-Fi live action version of Heavy Metal.
.... I didn't even dig the original that much (it was okay, weird, and .. well, okay), and these pictures have ME clamoring for some Heavy Metal 'remake' action.

Is it a remake if the original had animated tits & ass, and the new one has the realworld version? or a reinterpretation, or.. God that girl is hawt. I forget what I was talking aboot.





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posted on 4-29-2016 at 08:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Weird muscley porned-up freakshow continues.......

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/more-busty-new-kaitlyn-gifs-from-a-recent-shoot/







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-29-2016 at 09:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Weird muscley porned-up freakshow continues.......

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/more-busty-new-kaitlyn-gifs-from-a-recent-shoot/




Jesus fuck, she looks like she's crossing an extra set of arms under her overalls.











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posted on 4-29-2016 at 09:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Her tits look like the legs of veterans that experienced the effects of I.E.D.'s up close in Anbar Province.







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posted on 5-30-2017 at 02:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
new leaked video. she tries hard to be sexy, but needs to try harder.

https://www.celebjihad.com/kaitlyn/wwe-diva-kaitlyn-nude-video-leaked

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posted on 5-30-2017 at 11:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Could be leaked by her large angry husband. There's a bad divorce going on with them. He already tried to seize her clothing products line from her. Soft core porn value was good, hopefully it leads to hard core soon. Celeb Jihad comments remain some of the best as usual.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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