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posted on 2-5-2013 at 06:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A Small Kaitlyn Fix

I just want to remind everybody out there who might have forgotten, since I don't remember seeing her on Raw last night, that this incredibly sexy woman is our Divas Champion:



Along with her incredible beauty, in my opinion, she's also improved quite a bit in the ring. But this is a forum so here's more of this:



Like it or not, she might possibly be the last chance that we might see someone ever even get close to approaching Trish levels of awesomeness. It's not likely given how WWE books their Divas, but a man can dream...





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posted on 2-5-2013 at 09:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She's so incredible. I wonder why no one here has thought of her being in porn?





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posted on 2-5-2013 at 11:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, we've thought of it, even if it's probably never going to happen.





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posted on 2-5-2013 at 11:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She's got a little something for everyone's taste.

ass


titties


sadism


second amendment


buff chicks


lesbian






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posted on 2-6-2013 at 12:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll play. Other qualities:

Legs


Sense of Humor


The Face So Pretty That it Launched a Thousand Girls-in-Prison Fantasies


Even Better Lesbianism




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posted on 2-6-2013 at 02:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There are certainly a lot of high, high quality pictures of Kaitlyn all across the Internet. So the question comes to mind, are we, the members of the IWC the only ones who appreciate Kaitlyn at all? Or is she not even too popular amongst us? I would certainly love to hear her speak some more, but I guess I'll just appreciate what little we get to see of this lovely woman.





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posted on 2-6-2013 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by DBMacJericho
There are certainly a lot of high, high quality pictures of Kaitlyn all across the Internet. So the question comes to mind, are we, the members of the IWC the only ones who appreciate Kaitlyn at all? Or is she not even too popular amongst us? I would certainly love to hear her speak some more, but I guess I'll just appreciate what little we get to see of this lovely woman.


I'm pretty indifferent towards her. I don't think it's anything against her, I think it's the state of womens' wrestling in the WWE in general right now. Eve was the closest thing to a compelling character they had diva-wise, and she's gone now. There are no interesting foils left for Kaitlyn. Nattie is mostly portrayed as comedic/buffoonish, Alicia Fox has had more heel/face turns in a year than Kane has in 15, AJ seems to be more involved with Ziggler than the division, Layla is an afterthought. Are there even any more women? I can't even think of any right now. I'm happy for Kaitlyn that she gets a run with the belt, but it really isn't a good thing for her that she's getting a run when the division might be at its most ever depleted and uninteresting.





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posted on 2-6-2013 at 03:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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She's got a little something for everyone's taste.




...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?





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posted on 2-6-2013 at 06:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just want to slurp the sultry Ziggler saliva from her disgusting girl mouth.







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posted on 2-6-2013 at 08:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Are there even any more women?


Paige and Emma in NXT are better wrestlers than most of the women on the main roster, but they need a bit more seasoning in their non-ring skills before they debut on the main stage, IMO.

Also, the longer they stay in NXT, the longer I get to watch them actually wrestle, with actual wrestling commentary





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...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?








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posted on 2-10-2013 at 07:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I forgot about her and Ziggler. I guess he busted a nut on both the Chickbusters.





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posted on 2-17-2013 at 06:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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She's got a little something for everyone's taste.




...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?


Aj's, fingers? fist?

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posted on 6-25-2013 at 05:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just because I fear flammam tracking me down and killing me if I don't help out, here's the best picture of Kaitlyn's nipple that I got in the past week. Which is to say, it's not very good, and it didn't make as much of an impression on me as her cute-ass mugshot or 9 out of 10 pairs of her tight pants... but yeah, it's a nipple. Probably.

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posted on 6-25-2013 at 05:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll add this almost-slip(?)...







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posted on 6-26-2013 at 12:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She's such a professional
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posted on 10-24-2013 at 06:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This may or may not matter to anyone other than me, but apparently Seth Rollins has finally used his massive backstage stroke to claim ownership of the two-tone hair gimmick. This is why Kaitlyn's been off TV for 2 months. [Also: somebody alert CCharger, so he can include this in his thread of nOOz syte br8king news. It's as true as at least half of them.]

She finally gave in to the obviously massive politcal pressure:

https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE/status/393031165990293504

Words cannot describe how much I approve. I am extremely fond of Kaitlyn; yet, I was never fond of the two-tone hair helmet. The new look is even more knee-weakeningly fetching than her mugshot~!

Let us hope that -- now that she is no longer enduring the Wrath of Two Tone Rollins and his friends in The Authority -- this means she'll be back on TV soon....


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posted on 10-24-2013 at 04:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The "carpet matching the drapes" question just got a hell of a lot more boring.
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posted on 10-24-2013 at 05:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's still 2-toned, though. It's just a brunette (more like a dirty blonde) with black (or darker brown - can't really tell) ends.


eta: Looks good, though. I'll be in my bunk.

[Edited on 10/24/13 by Thom]





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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well kiss her ass goodbye.

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Well, she might not be wrasslin any more, but

A photo posted by Celeste (@celestebonin) on



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I think I burned my eyeballs. That or I'm just crying tears of joy for them titties. I didn't know I missed them so much.





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Been gone a year too now already. Some comments here on why she left.

http://www.gerweck.net/2015/01/07/former-wwe-diva-kaitlyn-on-leaving-the-company-one-year-after-requesting-her-release/

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While I had a wild ride with WWE and did some really cool sh*t, I was very unhappy the last 6 months that I was there. After having a phenomenal year with the company, I was on a downward slope. I was mostly unhappy with myself physically and it began to affect my emotional state. I had health and weight issues which in turn negatively affected my career.


She looks like the body type that has to work out constantly in order to keep from getting pudgy. Can't do that while endlessly on the road which explains her looking less trim towards the end which further explains why she'd end up in WWE's bad books over any weight gain. The same thing pretty much happened to Candice Michelle. Photos of her near the end of her WWE run showed her having gained enough noticeable weight which also saw her getting kicked out of the title scene with the corresponding loss of TV time also happening too.

Yup, definitely back to her previous buff look now that she's off the road and able to return to her pre-WWE workout levels. Lost a lot of water-weight at a minimum.



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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-3-2015 at 04:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Some early gifs of her when she was in WWE developmental. Big and strong like ox, but man, dat ass......









You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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Jeebus H. Cripes, does Marge Simpson ever have one hell of a rack on her.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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