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Author: Subject: 2012 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!!
williamssl
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posted on 1-11-2013 at 01:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2012 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!!

And now....





the "winners":


RECURRING CATEGORIES:

Lifetime (Un)Achievement: williamssl

Poster of the Year: matte

Jackass: JBKing

Feud: theflammibleanimal vs. autocorrect

Avatar: Matte's AJ Bikini Yes

Wrestling Thread: Raw 1000th Episode

Off-Topic Thread: Gun Control

Trainwreck Thread: Kaitlyn arrested at show in Michigan


NEW CATEGORIES:

Wrestler of the Year: C.M. Punk

PPV of the Year: Wrestlemania


CATEGORIES NOT RUN IN 2012:
Breakthrough Poster of the Year
Post of the Year
Flame of the Year




Subpar year in nominations and voting participation, but the winners should all feel good (or bad...) about their victories here nonetheless. Congrats all. Let the gloating and thanking and fuck you-ing begin.





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posted on 1-11-2013 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I bet if Kaitlyn logged in here and viewed the contents of the thread that bore her name it would like totally blow her mind. And then she'd feel the sudden rush of a moist heat spreading between her legs........





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-11-2013 at 01:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would like to take the award presented for the Gun Control thread since I started it. Thank you all for the (mostly) intelligent and polite conversation for the thread. I would wish that it didn't seem to pick up every month when something new happens somewhere.





2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

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posted on 1-11-2013 at 04:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OpTard and his "co-worker" tranny talk are what pushed that thread to victory. Sure...you may have started it...and deserve some credit for that...but OpTard sealed the deal with his gun-hiding penis-tucked mangina.





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posted on 1-14-2013 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thank you all for "enshrining" me in the Lifetime annals. I guess at some point we run out of people who truly deserve to be be in and have to start voting in the B-team....and I proudly can lay claim to being the first of the B-team to be voted in.

Kudos to matte for being a TWO-TIME TWO-TIME TWO-TIME winner of both the Poster and Avatar categories, and for going back to back in poster. Pains me to see him win anything on account of him being a homosexual, but regardless of his preference for dick and male butt...he accomplished something few have or will do.

For people who peel off and go elsewhere or find things that better occupy their time...I totally get it. Stuff happens. Priorities change. etc etc etc. I just wish people would say "hey yo you're not going to be seeing as much of me anymore because ___________". It's a post and it takes a minute. Shaggy/C.Montgomery Punk has done it at least twice. JBKing did it and got the win here fueled by both the disappearing and iced by the "hater" side of the polarization effect he had on the boards. I just re-read his "acceptance post" here from when he won Breakthrough in 2010, and his winning of Jackass is funnier in context of that. Congrats, JBKing....





Thanks again, all, for making this place what it is (and what it is I don't know...but you make it that).





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posted on 1-14-2013 at 04:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote

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posted on 1-15-2013 at 09:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
OpTard and his "co-worker" tranny talk are what pushed that thread to victory. Sure...you may have started it...and deserve some credit for that...but OpTard sealed the deal with his gun-hiding penis-tucked mangina.



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Don't take this from me....





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posted on 1-16-2013 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations to all the winners. I voted for several of you.
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posted on 1-16-2013 at 06:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JB KING



So your return pic ends up with the dreaded red "x" of death?

Seems appropriate.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 1-16-2013 at 08:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Might be looking to repeat next year...





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posted on 1-16-2013 at 10:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bah. It was probably just a picture of Goatse with a Brazzers tag affixed to it.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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