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posted on 9-19-2012 at 11:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hook-up etiquette in 2012

People tend to ask me for directions. My ability to give directions has improved in the last 20 years, as I have learned how to find more places. That is like hitting straight ball. Straight ball I hit it very much.

Today an attractive 30 year old woman shared TMI with me -which happens since I'm an old married guy - about her dating life. Some concepts are timeless, but I have to admit I don't know about one question she asked. She has a friend with whom she hooks up, knows he's not a boyfriend and he says he is afraid of commitment but she likes him - the question she threw at me is that since he lets her sleep over he must like her?

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. To a guy my age, it sounds sociopathic that a guy who admits he doesn't want a committed realtionship would not let a woman sleep over after having sex without strings attached, but I am wondering if I am just a grumpy old curmudgeon.

I do know that I am a grumpy old curmudgeon - i will be yelling at a chair soon - I am just curious if younger people (aka everyone on OO) are surprised that a woman thinks a guy is doing her a favor after letting her sleep over after hooking up?

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posted on 9-20-2012 at 12:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I let them stay over. But I'm a bitch who likes to cuddle, even if I don't want a relationship/commitment.






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posted on 9-20-2012 at 12:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sleeping over after a power-fuck is acceptable. As long as she doesn't come back later to cover your bed with stuffed animals or fill up your bathroom with scented candles and a pink shower curtain there shouldn't be any further problems.

Personally I couldn't think any less of the hook-up culture than I already do now but because I know the futility of ever trying to fight against an obnoxious fad I usually keep my mouth shut on the entire matter.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 9-20-2012 at 01:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I had a one-night stand once who thought she'd be clever by leaving her toothbrush at my place.

I'll spare you the details, but she had to get herself a new toothbrush.





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posted on 9-20-2012 at 01:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Personally I couldn't think any less of the hook-up culture than I already do now but because I know the futility of ever trying to fight against an obnoxious fad I usually keep my mouth shut on the entire matter.


I'm not trying to defend the "hook-up culture" (I don't even know what that means) but since when was casual sex an obnoxious fad?






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posted on 9-20-2012 at 01:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ehhhh, I'm old school, probably from the last generation that was taught anything that resembles personal morality. I blabber like this, like a old man yelling at an empty chair, from time to time about things that make me uncomfortable. I know females, including a couple in the family, that had to get abortions thanks to their "casual" attitude towards one-nighters. Seeing the emotional issues it's left them with gave me the suspicion that there's really nothing casual or free-n-easy about any of this silly stuff anymore.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 9-20-2012 at 01:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ask Jobu.


Actually, I think I'd (nicely) point out that the alternative to letting her sleep over would be for the guy to treat her like shit and tell her something along the lines of, "I'm done - get out."





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posted on 9-20-2012 at 03:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ehhhh, I'm old school, probably from the last generation that was taught anything that resembles personal morality. I blabber like this, like a old man yelling at an empty chair, from time to time about things that make me uncomfortable. I know females, including a couple in the family, that had to get abortions thanks to their "casual" attitude towards one-nighters. Seeing the emotional issues it's left them with gave me the suspicion that there's really nothing casual or free-n-easy about any of this silly stuff anymore.


That has less to do with casual sex and more to do with being stupid and unsafe. I mean, if you're not going to wear a condom in a one-nighter, then you're just asking for trouble.

Don't get me wrong, I love being in a relationship, and certainly prefer it over going out and looking for a one-night or one-week person to get my jollies off with. I got tired of that very quickly. I just think that back in the day, there always was casual sex, it just wasn't as out and in the open, and attitudes towards sex have changed. Plus, people are staying single longer now, so there's jsut more of it now.

Back to Outback's friend - if a man says he doesn't want a commitment, and you're okay with it and sleep with him and doesn't make you leave after sex (because it's the middle of the night, because she didnt' drive over and cabs are pricey, etc.) it doesn't mean he's changed his mind about wanting a commitment. It means he's polite, and there's room on his bed for another person for that night.

Also, there's always the chance of morning sex, which I am a big big fan of.






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posted on 9-20-2012 at 05:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He's definitely just being a nice dude by not making her go home. And he's already made it clear that he doesn't want a relationship... the fact that she's looking for clues to the contrary only means that she'll be very disappointed in the end.





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posted on 9-20-2012 at 05:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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But I'm a bitch who likes to cuddle


This.

But they better get the fuck out by morning. I hate the breakfast with no eye contact that sometimes would follow the next morning.





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You guys are dumb. Always fuck at their place, so you can skedaddle whenever you want.





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posted on 9-20-2012 at 06:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Or just take her out behind the dumpster behind the bar; that way neither of you knows where the other lives.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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You guys are dumb. Always fuck at their place, so you can skedaddle whenever you want.



This is true. It also helps in the case you surprise her with an unwanted load in the face - she won't know where to vandalize your home. Plus, you don't have to clean up the mess afterward.





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You guys are dumb. Always fuck at their place, so you can skedaddle whenever you want.


Make sure you bring your own rubbers though. You can't trust condoms at a girl's place. They might have poked a hole in it so that they might get pregnant on purpose without you knowing so they can get a piece of that hard earned money of yours.

That's why you give them a fake name when you meet them.






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Originally posted by ThomThis is true. It also helps in the case you surprise her with an unwanted load in the face - she won't know where to vandalize your home. Plus, you don't have to clean up the mess afterward.


What's the worry with a faceload? According to the pictures I keep seeing on the internet they all like it when it happens.

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Or just take her out behind the dumpster behind the bar; that way neither of you knows where the other lives.


Unless you're getting the blowjob from the toothless homeless guy in exchange for $ so he can buy more meth/liquor/cigs/etc. He probably lives there.


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[Edited on 9-20-2012 by williamssl]





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posted on 9-20-2012 at 11:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Or just take her out behind the dumpster behind the bar; that way neither of you knows where the other lives.


Unless you're getting the blowjob from the toothless homeless guy in exchange for $ so he can buy more meth/liquor/cigs/etc. He probably lives there.


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[Edited on 9-20-2012 by williamssl]



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posted on 9-21-2012 at 03:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What's the worry with a faceload? According to the pictures I keep seeing on the internet they all like it when it happens.


So you are strongly against the "hook-up" culture yet you obviously have a propensity for Internet porn? I don't know, it just seems the two don't quite go together. Though I guess if you're not having all this meaningless sex there aren't many other options. Other than becoming a eunuch.

[Edited on 9-21-2012 by gobbledygooker]





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Just consider it all as the sad and lonely ramblings of a pathetic middle-aged nerd who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse even if I had a fistfull of fifties.[/neverbeencool]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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I always figured you were into kinky stuff based off of your screen name.

Paddles.
Feet.








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Or just take her out behind the dumpster behind the bar; that way neither of you knows where the other lives.


Unless you're getting the blowjob from the toothless homeless guy in exchange for $ so he can buy more meth/liquor/cigs/etc. He probably lives there.




Morning sex after a night of cuddling a homeless person behind the dumpster.... FUCKING HAWT!






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posted on 9-21-2012 at 08:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Story Of Paddlefoot:







"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 9-21-2012 at 08:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Paddlefoot is hung like Fassbender, he has no fucking excuses.

"fucking excuses". Oh, I slay me!






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posted on 9-22-2012 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Trust me, if I was hung like a black guy or a Frenchman there's no way that I'd be talking like this.

Forever alone, but I'm not going to add one of those meme-face things just to put a point on it.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 9-25-2012 at 02:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Back to the original question (and after thinking about it more and how I did things in the past ten 12 years when I was having a lot of random sex and wasn't married) - I pretty much boil down to what Sal/Thai said above. I loved whatever random sex I could get but I'm not such an insensitive asshole who's going to kick the girl out right after the act has been done. In fact, I don't think that ever happened during my time in the field and when the appropriate act occurred under my roof. I'm all for falling asleep with whoever ended up in my bed that night. And I'm happy to say that I was always a gentleman in that aspect and things always turned out well for the most part.

And to your question, Jack, she might have some inferiority issues or she's just used to assholes who tell her they just want to hook up and don't want her around for anything more.





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