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posted on 8-16-2012 at 08:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
They will also put Daphne and Velma over Beth Phoenix at some point.





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It just came to me. The ghostly "bear"? Pat Patterson.





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 03:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Beary Lynn
Beary Flynn
Ernest "The Bear" Miller (like The Cat but instead of a cat it's a bear)
Fritz Von Bearich
All the other Von Bearichs
Bearald Brisco
Bearooq
Koko B. Bear
"Showtime" Bearic Young
ODB (Ol' Dirty Bear)
Mr. Bearfect





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 03:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Beary Taylor
Tensai (aka Prince Albeart)
Husky Bearris
Wade Bearett
Sean O'Bear
Albearto Del Rio
Abearham Washington
Bearden Walker
Bearren Young
Jeff Bearrett


ETA: Chris Bearicho

[Edited on 8-17-2012 by Cherokee Jack]





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 05:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wrestling bears is a legit thing.
The first time I went to a live wrestling event I watched One Man Gang (as Crusher Brunfield) wrestle a bear. The bear wanted to take a nap. Gang had to simultaneously look terrified and provoke the bear into taking swipes at him.

It looked nothing like this:

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posted on 8-17-2012 at 05:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-17-2012 at 05:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cherokee Jack

Abearham Washington


"Bearen Young is like Kobe Bearant at a pic-a-nic- Unstoppable!"





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 07:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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"Bearen Young is like Kobe Bearant at a pic-a-nic- Unstoppable!"


I feel like if a polar bear made that same joke, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 07:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sure, just because he's BLACK, and polar bears are WHITE?!?!





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 08:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It should be a steel cage match.





[Edited on 8/17/2012 by theflammablemanimal]





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posted on 8-17-2012 at 09:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
FUCK how did I forget Austin Bearies
Frankie Kabearian
Christobear Daniels
El Gebearico
Santino Bearella
Chavo Guebearro
Trent Bearetta
Mr. Anbearson (ANBEARSON!)
Ted DiBearase
Robbie B (B for bear)
The Dudley Bearz
"The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff (actually, that's a real one)

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posted on 8-17-2012 at 10:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
RBD
Randy Machobear Savage
B Brian Bear (the first B also stand for bear)
Beardust

[Edited on 8-17-2012 by lz4005]

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posted on 8-18-2012 at 12:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-18-2012 at 04:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh God, please stop with the puns! I can't bear it anymore.
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posted on 8-18-2012 at 08:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To labor the joke a bit further...

Ha! Ha! Ha! In hard core matches instead of hitting someone with a stop sign, you hit them with a...a...a...a...wait for it...you hit them with a ursine!!!!

Hey-ohhhh!





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posted on 8-19-2012 at 03:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ouch!....these puns are getting downright grizzly.
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posted on 8-27-2012 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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Several repercussions will happen due to this movie:

*WWE has its first truly successful film.

*Scooby-Doo becomes (arguably) the first cartoon character in the WWE Halll of Fame.

*Warner Bros is accused by the internet fans of only pushing old stars and refusing to create new ones. The fans turn against Scooby himself as some still hold a grudge against him for failing to put over 'I.M. Weasel'

*TNA immediately makes plans for their own cartoon mash-up with the popular 'My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic' with 'Bully' Ray being repackaged as 'Bronie' Ray and RVD forming a stable with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy whom only himself and Jeff Hardy can see.


While the first two point could be legit I think the last 2 points are just mindblowingly insane that I would prefer to see them happen first.

Not I.R.Weasel though. That guy sucks.

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posted on 12-12-2013 at 09:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New Trailer and cover art. Look who has the title.

http://www.sescoops.com/wwe-scooby-doo-movie-video-trailer-dvd-cover-art/


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posted on 12-12-2013 at 11:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
From the website linked...

(hey, look – Triple H with the WWE title…)




we'll probably all be checking this movie out, simply because we'll all be fappin' to animated AJ Lee.....

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posted on 12-13-2013 at 03:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bahahaha. Even in cartoon land, HHH buries everyone else. I can only hope HHH realizes Shaggy is getting too over with the crowd so he pedigree's him.

Also, why is AJ of all people standing next to HHH?

[Edited on 12-13-2013 by Anthony]





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posted on 12-13-2013 at 05:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
John Cena: the Scrappy-Doo of the WWE.
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posted on 12-13-2013 at 06:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


We have visual confirmation.

I also really hope there's a deleted scene where Orton takes a dump in Daphne's bag.

[Edited on 12-13-2013 by Anthony]





[TheGuest] That's great, they kick Khali all over his torso and head and what does he sell? His knee.
[Dougie 2.0] Khalis kneebone is connected to his headbone
[Tommy D] Same way Welker hurt his knee.
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posted on 12-13-2013 at 07:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Who is that singing the theme?
Dan animated AJ looks good





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