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posted on 8-15-2012 at 05:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ruh Roh!

If it weren't August, I'd think this was an April Fool's gag--

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Deadline.com has announced a partnership between Warner Bros. Home Video and WWE Studios to co-produce a Scooby-Doo animated feature that will find Scooby and the gang solving a mystery at WrestleMania.

WWE Superstars Triple H, John Cena, Kane, The Miz, Brodus Clay, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, AJ Lee and chief Vince McMahon are slated to appear in animated format and provide voiceovers for the film.

WWE.com summarizes the film's plot: "When Shaggy and Scooby win tickets to WrestleMania, the entire gang travels in the Mystery Machine to WWE City to attend the epic event. However, when a mysterious ghostly bear appears and threatens to ruin the show, Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred work with WWE Superstars to solve the case."

Warner Bros Home Entertainment will distribute the film via Blu-ray, DVD, VOD and digital download while WWE will use its considerable resources to promote the title, said WWE Studios President Michael Luisi.


Who do you think the ghostly bear will be unveiled to be? My guess is Kane.





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posted on 8-15-2012 at 05:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CM PUNK GETS DISRESPECTED AGAIN






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posted on 8-15-2012 at 05:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Big Show's got a freakin' bear on his t-shirt... how hard is this? Although I think Punk would really hit the "meddling kids" line perfectly.
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posted on 8-15-2012 at 05:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Too bad RVD can't do a guest spot as Shaggy's best friend.





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posted on 8-15-2012 at 06:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hornswaggle vs. Scrappy fight it out to determine most annoying thing ever*









* not counting any Seth MacFarlane creations or Seth himself. I guess this is then the "runner up to most annoying behind all things Seth." And Twitter. And Tout. And Matte for ignoring my posts and U2U's about Chyna entering the showdown. OK this isn't most annoying thing ever but definitely top 10?

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posted on 8-15-2012 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"OLD MAN TUNNEY!"
"That's right gang, Jack Tunney hated being a figurehead with no real power, so he faked his death and waited all these years to ruin the company with this faked haunting."
or
"WWE regrets to inform you that Norville "Shaggy" Rogers has been released due to a third failure of the company's Wellness Policy. We wish Rogers all the best in his future endeavours."

[Edited on 15-8-12 by Stu]

[Edited on 15-8-12 by Stu]





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posted on 8-15-2012 at 06:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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"WWE regrets to inform you that Norville "Shaggy" Rogers has been released due to a third failure of the company's Wellness Police. We wish Rogers all the best in his future endeavours."





Post of the Day.





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posted on 8-15-2012 at 06:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Animated? No Sarah Michelle? What's the point then?

It's gotta be VInce. Only Vince can do justice to "those meddling kids".





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 8-15-2012 at 07:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This reminds me of "Rock n' Wrestling." Which is a good thing.





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posted on 8-15-2012 at 08:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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quote:
Originally posted by Stu

"WWE regrets to inform you that Norville "Shaggy" Rogers has been released due to a third failure of the company's Wellness Police. We wish Rogers all the best in his future endeavours."





Post of the Day.


True dat.

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posted on 8-15-2012 at 09:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe they'll solve the mystery of who was behind GTV.

Maybe it was a g-g-g-g-g-ghost! Zoinks! Lets get outta here Scoob!

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 12:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Has anyone seen the new season of Scooby Doo? It's a reboot and it's been REALLY good, with a continuing story arc and mocking the old character tropes and such. Waiting for season 2. I've never liked Scooby that much until last year. Also it's funny that it has evolved while wrestling kind of refuses too in a lot of ways.

So sign me up. WEIRD that this came to be and all, but I'm excited.

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 01:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wrestlemania is happening at "WWE city?"





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posted on 8-16-2012 at 03:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Several repercussions will happen due to this movie:

*WWE has its first truly successful film.

*Scooby-Doo becomes (arguably) the first cartoon character in the WWE Halll of Fame.

*Warner Bros is accused by the internet fans of only pushing old stars and refusing to create new ones. The fans turn against Scooby himself as some still hold a grudge against him for failing to put over 'I.M. Weasel'

*TNA immediately makes plans for their own cartoon mash-up with the popular 'My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic' with 'Bully' Ray being repackaged as 'Bronie' Ray and RVD forming a stable with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy whom only himself and Jeff Hardy can see.

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 03:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






Reigning, Defending, Undisputed, Half of an Award One Time Winner

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 09:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I certainly hope that ghost bear doesn't look too much like, say, a wolverine or something...





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posted on 8-16-2012 at 12:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Scooby WOULD feud with CM Punk. Or rather, Punk would try to harsh Scooby's buzz by running him down for being potheads.

I wonder what Scooby's finishing move is?

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 01:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I wonder what Scooby's finishing move is?


The Scooby-Snack-Attack?

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 01:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Who do you think the ghostly bear will be unveiled to be? My guess is Kane.



John Morrison.





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posted on 8-16-2012 at 03:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's Bear-y Horowitz, finally getting his revenge.






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posted on 8-16-2012 at 04:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Who do you think the ghostly bear will be unveiled to be? My guess is Kane.


The Man-Bear, Sylvester Terkay


(btw, that does't sound menacing at all. It just makes him sound like a big fat gay guy with a beard)






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posted on 8-16-2012 at 04:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Evan "Bear" Bourne
Bearic Bischoff
Bear-y Funk
Sabear
Bear (like Rhino but instead of a rhino it's a bear)
Alicia Bear (like Alicia Fox but instead of a fox it's a bear)
"The Pope" D'Angelo Dibearo





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posted on 8-16-2012 at 05:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's just Giant Gonzalez in his wrestling gear.

Or it's an unshaven Albert.





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posted on 8-16-2012 at 05:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Beary Zbyszko
Beary "The King" Lawler
Ric Bear
Skandor Kodiakbar
Steve Blackbear
D'Lo Brown Bear

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posted on 8-16-2012 at 06:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's this bear:












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