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posted on 10-4-2012 at 04:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
XPW TV Episode #55



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Gordon Solie & Matt Striker

Stone-faced intro from Solie & Striker who apologize to viewers who purchased “The 18th Letter” iPPV and experienced technical difficulties. In response, XPW Remixed will be airing the remainder of the title match main event tonight. Plus - huge breaking news regarding another XPW championship - Thesz & Joe will respond to the controversial finish of the PPV - and Commissioner William Muldoon has been reported entering the building! Will he finally break his silence? The night is rife with uncertainty - but one thing has become crystal clear as we embark upon the road to “Another Halloween in Hell”…



__________________________________________________________________________

"Controversy Erupts at iPPV"
(Satellite feed time exceeded - PPV cut before main event was finished)

"The 18th Letter" iPPV exceeded the alloted 3 hour time limit, and thus the main event was cut-off before a finish. This, on top of multiple glitches and technical difficulties earlier in the night resulted in many angry viewer complaints. VP Toots Mondt blamed the outage solely on the iPPV provider and refused to offer refunds. A *HUGE* blow to the credibility and solvency of the company, this move resulted in massive fan backlash and desertion. On top of that - the companys decision to air the rest of the main event tonight - for free - has infuriated those that paid for it on Sunday.



Continuing where the PPV left off - Joe had Thesz locked in tight - but with his last ounce of strength Thesz was able to run up the turnbuckle pad and land on top of Joe with his shoulders down (a familiar counter for Thesz). This time, Joe kicked out - and released the hold - at the count of 2.95... Joe tried rapid fire pinfall attempts himself but Thesz wriggled out until coming to rest in the ropes and forcing a break. Joe was beyond frustrated. So frustrated he took it out on the referee by delivering a pulverizing muscle buster to him. With no official, Joe went for the steel chair cheat code - but a second referee intervened at the last moment. He seriously threatened to DQ Joe for good (ending his championship opportunity) until none other than XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt made the run down.



He forbade the referee from ringing the bell - and insisted the match carry out as planned. Joe went after Thesz again with the chair - but now Thesz was recuperated enough to mount an offense and the fight continued. 60 minutes they fight to a stalemate, with the bell ringing just as it had to begin - with both men warily (this time exhausted) circling each other. The official decision was a “DRAW” but both men (and the voraciously booing audience) objected, so a 10-minute over time period was instated. That just meant another 600 seconds of defensive strategy that kicked into a last flurry of offense as the seconds ticked away, but neither man was able to secure a finish. Draw ending with tie going to the champion.

Winner: NONE (Draw)


** CUT **

** BACKSTAGE PROMOS **

versus

Words from the challenger Samoa Joe and champion Lou Thesz (albeit in completely different segments hallways apart from away from each other)… neither is satisfied with the end result they just express it differently. Thesz is matter-of-fact and business-like, while Joe is a borderline raging lunatic. The state of the championship union is still in flux, but one thing is certain - a massive 6-man Superstar tag team match has been signed for tonight’s main event…

The “Dream Team” of XPW World champion Lou Thesz, John Cena & Bruno Sammartino

vs.

The “Nightmare Team” of Samoa Joe, Taz & Phil “Gunner” Shatter!


The winning team will gain immeasurable momentum going into the championship decider.

STAY TUNED!!


** CUT **


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HAKUSHI vs. LORD TENSAI (w/ Onita)

versus w/

Lord Tensai def. Hakushi via double-fisted choke bomb. The new recruit of Atsushi Onita displays all of the Oriental wrestling stereotypes that are so awesome in American wrestling… the paralyzing mist sprayed upon his hands before the nerve clutch - the stiff shoot strikes - mysterious martial arts skills… the much bigger Tensai dominates and brutalizes Hakushi while Onita roars his approval at ringside. Onita puts the final nail in Hakushi’s XPW Remixed coffin with a brutal, degrading post match promo that ends with a disrespectful SLAP across the face. Hakushi is sacrificed to the new Far East evil of the Black Army…

Winner: LORD TENSAI


** CUT **

”Another Wilts Away”
(The Curse of XPW Remixed)



Brief words from XPW Remixed president Ed “Strangler” Lewis… he’s under attack from all sides and his company’s livelihood is in the balance. Everybody’s after the championship belt - even his own business partners. This also being that very special time of year (“Another Halloween in Hell” iPPV coming HALLOWEEN NIGHT!) - we also speak of the so-called “XPW Remixed curse”. A legend that has only gained more traction in the wake of recent catastrophic Territory Wars events. Just this week, it was announced the AWA would cease functioning. Fresh on the heels of an inter-promotional dream match that saw Ed Lewis and Verne Gagne shake hands and Lou Thesz defend the XPW World title against Mr Perfect (see Xpw TV #47: Thesz vs. Mr Perfect) - another failed attempt to dethrone the longest reigning champion in company history. Was it a coincidence? Or is the AWA just following the design of death laid down before it? A so-called “curse” that affects any fantasy wrestling company that does business with XPW Remixed. Starting when GDT Inc first burst through the doors and put Ozzmania’s ECW out of business… to the rumors about Kiernan Polland being forced out of ROH at gunpoint… or the mysterious rash of “medical ailments” being suffered by Logan Boggs (and NOT the result of being tied up and beaten with sacks of soap bars) in TNA. Now - President Lewis fears this so-called “XPW Remixed curse” may feast upon itself. That’s why it is with all the presidential bluster he can muster that Ed Lewis promises to go “old school”. To fix this mess like promoters used to back in his day… the *REAL* way. Ed “Strangler” Lewis has a big announcement to make next week - an ace in the hole that will end this secret war in his favor once and for all… STAY TUNED

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs… LOD!!


vs.


Opens with an angry, indignant in-ring promo from the FabKangs - who lament their loss @ "The 18th Letter" and *sadly* inform the fans Wild Red Berry has suffered 3rd degree burns and can't be here (YAAAAAY! says the crowd!) But it doesn't matter, because the FabKangs have moved onto BIGGER and BETTER things... the CROCKETT CUP! They have already moved one step closer towards proving themselves the most dominant team in fantasy wrestling history! Until they are interupted by... THE LEGION OF DOOM! Surprise retort from the shoulder-spiked Chicaco street toughs that puts the FabKangs manhood in question and results in this impromptu brawl! The FabKangs are former 2x XPW Remixed tag team champions - one of the most enduring heel acts in tag team wrestling history - and bonafied legends of the game. But tonight - they are Power & Glory at Wrestlemania 7. Wham, bam, Doomsday Device to Costello, and thank you ma'am. Hawk & Animal continue their meteoric rise up the XPW Remixed tag team rankings... and judging by the massive crowd reaction, it's only a matter of time before they get their shot...



Winners: LOD

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** BREAKING NEWS **
(RVD fails PED test - Stripped of XPW TV title!!)



In shocking and breaking news - the results of RVD’s post-fight urine analysis at “The 18th Letter” came back POSITIVE! Rob Van Dam failed the drug test for THC - the main component in marijuana. And unfortunately - like Nick Diaz and ex-Olympic Nick Depopulas before him - THC is considered a Performance Enhancing Drug. In response to the sudden vacancy of the XPW TV title - matchmakers have scrambled for a solution: an 8-man single elimination tourney to crown a new champion. Tonight - a series of dark match qualifiers - next week the tourney officially begins.



** DARK MATCHES
(XPW TV title tourney qualifying matches) **

Jinder Mahal def. Drake Younger
(Mahal thought the vacant title should automatically awarded to him - instead he takes his fury out on Drake Younger, who ultimately falls to Mahal's camel clutch submission)

Colt Cabana(2012) def. Honky Tonk Man (1987)
(“Boom Boom” Cabana overcomes storyline rival HTM with style and flavor)

Human Tornado def. Ruckus
(Another mix of “style & substance” with both men shaking hands post match)

Gorgeous George def. Ricky Reyes
(ALL “style” - with Gorgeous George elaborate pre-match ritual leading to a lot of hemming, hawing, and stalling - until a surprise roll-up from George ends the actual *match* in about 3.5 seconds)



Alberto Del Rio receives Qualifying match bye
(Quick promo from Del Rio touting his victory over Mascaras and promising championship glory at “Another Halloween in Hell”)

Damien Sandow def. Sabu
(Quick pre-match promo lamenting the loss of his manager Wild Red Berry due to Xtreme idiocy (see “The 18th Letter”) - Sandow then takes that anger out on Sabu - forcing the Wildman to dive through his own table before hitting the neck breaker finisher for a pinfall)

John Morrison def. Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers)
(Morgan has things well in hand - until the run in tandem interference of the MCMG!! Revenge for “The 18th Letter” and their attack leads to a starship pain from Morrison for the surprising upset! Morgan, Rogers & Mark Henry are ENRAGED)



NEXT WEEK:

The TV Title tourney begins...

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

”Another Lawsuit Filed”



Irate over the loss of his FOCUS trademarks - and upset at the GDT Inc hierarchy for not supporting him more in the wake of his loss (especially after he offered such invaluable legal advice to them in the beginning) - Harvard Lawyer David Otunga is spearheading the lawsuit by Necro Butcher & Sandman! Brief backstage skit shows Otunga letting himself into President Strangler Lewis’ office and personally serving him with the paperwork. Necro & Sandman just smirk behind him like money-hungry moochers grateful to Otunga for chasing their ambulance. They are suing XPW Remixed for false advertisement and unsafe work environments amongst other things. Otunga and his clients leave the office on their mighty high horses, while Strangler Lewis is left to review the paperwork claims with disgust…


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **




Cameras catch up with XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt who is finishing up a conversation on his cellphone. His bone breakers Dino Bravo & Dick Shikat surround him. When informed of Ed Lewis’ vague threats to go “old school” - Toots Mondt stoic expression drops to his feet. Mondt says he’s a betting man - but if the Strangler is talking about who he thinks he is - then Mondt wouldn’t bet against THAT horse... But for now, Mondt just got off the phone with the state athletic commission and it’s official - LOU THESZ has been ordered to defend the XPW World title against SAMOA JOE in the rematch of the century! The big fight will happen on October 31st at “Another Halloween in Hell”!!

Lou Thesz © vs. Samoa Joe
II

Only at “Another Halloween in Hell”!!


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

”Clouds over the championship Reign”



XPW Remixed Tag Team champions Dudley Boyz take to the ring for a celebratory promo. Big time baby face reaction from the fans, and the Dudz tout their supremecy and promise to reveal the next #1 contender… another veritable “dream match” in XPW Remixed - the only place big and bad enough to host such a fight. A team the Dudley Boyz respect tremendously… a team the Dudley Boyz says is holding them back from immortality… for only if the Dudz beat this team can they truly say they are the GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY… that team is…



Violent interruption. Before the Dudz can reveal, they are cut off - and ultimately attacked by the ultimate fantasy wrestling mercenaries - the PITBULLS! They whip the Dudz with chains, choke them out a little and execute a thunderous super bomb to D-Von Dudley from the top rope through a table (on which Bubba Ray was already laid out on)… The Pitbulls end the celebration and pose menacingly over the Dudz ravaged bodies…

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

KILO © (w/ Sammi Lane) vs FRENCH ANGEL
("Title Shot Match")

w/ versus

The whole horrible ordeal between Kilo / Sammi Lane / French Angel is reviewed in terrifying video fashion. Kilo physically crushed Sammi Lane - then physically and psychologically strung her out on opiates until she is the crushed, hollow shell you see before her tonight (think Winter/Angelina Love TNA 2011). The transformation has ruined what little sanity French Angel had left - until he has been reduced to a mournful, broken lost soul. Sammi Lane remains in her near catatonic state like Linda McMahon in a wheelchair while Angel is literally *forced* into accepting this match by the offices of Jack Pfefer (formerly Robert Black). It was gifted with the backhanded caveat “Title Shot match” - as in, if French Angel can overcome the psychological demons of even being forced to face Kilo and Sammi Lane together and triumph - THEN he receives a title shot… instead of getting one right away with this match. It’s a sick tease like a poisoned carrot on a stick, hoping to drive the mule (French Angel) into an early demise. Anytime the rage does consume French Angel and he begins to win the match - he’s somehow forced to see Sammi Lane again, and his heart melts as he desperately tries to get to her and rescue her. Leading to further attack from Kilo.



The sick swerve at the end (and diabolical Jack Pfefer ploy) comes when none other than DEAN AMBROSE arrives on the scene to pick the remains of Angel like a vulture. Ambrose uses a Razors-Edge crucifix bomb (akin to Sheamus’ Celtic Cross…) to spike French Angel… and pin him in the middle of the mat?? Both Kilo & Dean Ambrose celebrate their ploy (with a rabid & gleeful Kilo being met with subtle derision and disgust by Dean) - and Dean Ambrose cuts a post match promo. The stipulation of the match promised a “title shot” opportunity - although it was not specified which title must be pursued. Ambrose uses this loophole to declare himself similar to a MitB winner. In that he has earned a “Title Shot” card to be used at a later date - on a championship title he has yet to reveal… The Black Army centerpiece Dean Ambrose has just re-upped his championship potential and cemented his political alignment with the offices of Jack Pfefer. Another underhanded ploy on Dean’s behalf to regain traction in the wake of rival stablemate Onita debuting Lord Tensai…



Winner (??): DEAN AMBROSE


** CUT **

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Jack Pfefer is caught in his office wrapping up a speaker phone conversation with Rob Black (in which Black is asking when it’s safe for his return, but Pfefer keeps blowing him off)… MSD finally gets a word from the Interim VP and the question on everybody’s mind is - why was Jack Pfefer in the luxury skybox with Anderson Silva © and Junior Dos Santos © @ “The 18th Letter”?? Jack Pfefer is cocky and sly, refusing to disclose the entire truth - but indicates everybody within GDT Inc is mounting up in anticipation of a final climatic explosion. When that happens, Jack Pfefer plans to have surrounded himself with the right team and cabinet to be the last man standing… in the meantime, the Black Army sits upon the precipice of great change as Dean Ambrose now holds the key to an unspecified title shot... when questioned whether Rob Black is part of these plans, Pfefer gets rude and belligerent - tossing MSD from his office.

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** DARK MATCHES **

A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...



Trish Stratus def. Wendi Richter & Annie Social (Triple Threat)
(Sable is announced the #1 contender - and will face champion Awesome Kong NEXT WEEK on XPW TV for the title!!)

GenerationME def. Kendrick & London
(Another high-flying, death-defying, Classic cruiserweight/X Division masterpiece. This time GenME come out victorious in the turbo race up the Tag Team rankings)

Tommaso Ciampa def. Black Tiger IV (Debut)
(Evil Ciampa runs up undefeated streak over *debuting* masked marvel - actually Rocky Romero under a mask, tinkering with a new XPW Remixed gimmick. No dice - the bigger story is Tommaso Ciampa's new mysterious East Coast tutelage)

Powers of Potential (Matt Morgan & Mark Henry w/ Buddy Rogers)
def.
Motor City Machine Guns

(MCMG are game - but the PoP are seeking revenge after a MCMG run-in took Morgan out of the TV title tourney)



** XTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER **
(Qualifying Matches)


Pogo the Clown def. JC Ice Baby (w/ Wolfie D)
(Sick story over substance match with Pogo getting the hilarious squash match victory)

The Sheik & Snuff battle to a non-finish
(Post match - Jack Pfefer declares BOTH men entrants in the Xtreme Elimination chamber match @ "AHiH"...)

Danny Havoc vs Jun Kasai
(in the main even qualifier, the two stage a bloody battle - until none other than "NEW HORROR" SAMI CALLIHAN appears - dragging his battered corpse like a zombie arisen from the dead! (see "The 18th Letter")... using Death Match logic, Sami Callihan enters himself into the match - takes over - and eliminates both men! He stacks their bodies on top of each other to pin them - and declares HIMSELF in the Xtreme Elimination Chamber! Sami Callihan is back - worse than ever - and ready to leave a mark in the Black Army's signature match!!)
Winner: SAMI CALLIHAN



** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

”A Paid Promotional Piece”



There’s a commercial that runs for a new wrestling school/league. It is lead by Paul Bowser, and it is promising tutelage from such superstar names as:



ROCKY MARCIANO!



MIL MASCARAS!


and..

Welterweight champion of the world:



GEORGES ST. PIERRE!!

Sign up now!!


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

”Making a Play for Prime Time”

The XPW Remixed Prime Time Playaz (Kaos & Titus) enter the arena. Angry pre-match promo from Kaos (still wearing his imitation “World Champion Wrestler” man title belt and “I BEAT AUSTIN ARIES” T-shirt. Kaos angrily disses SHANE DOUGLAS - and we learn tonight for the first time, apparently Shane Douglas has LEFT XPW Remixed… TO SIGN WITH WCW! As an exact replay of his original real-world departure of XPW (see MSD recaps “XPW TV Season One” on the Demented Fields board!) - Shane Douglas has apparently turned his back on his word and fled for a higher paycheck. “U sold out” chants for that. Kaos goes on another rant that draws “WCW” (and therefore WCW champion Austin Aries) into the gunfire… until we get an unbelievable, unforeseen, unadvertised surprise interruption…



AUSTIN ARIES © versus ROCKSTAR KAOS
(Impromptu Inter-promotional showdown)

versus

WTF?!? The crowd EXPLODES! Kaos' sunglasses fall off his face in shock! Titus O'Neil looks lost and off script! The so-called "Greatest Man Alive" enters XPW Remixed arena... with his championship belt!! But instead of boos reserved for an invader - he gets the rousing CHEERS of a great conquerer! Austin Aries then proceeds to ROAST Kaos on the mic - destroying his credibility, style and imitation championship belt. It even leads to an impromptu throwdown that tears the house up for the 3-5 minutes or so it lasts. Classic XPW vs Modern Day TNA ("slash/WCW randomone version") DREAM MATCH! Titus O'Neil winds up getting taken out by an Aries dive - and Kaos jobs clean to a sick brainbuster in the center of the ring! Austin Aries takes a bow - BOTH championship belts (including Kaos' fake one) - and LEAVES! Crowd can't stop cheering - even all through the replays. What an unscheduled, unmitigated SURPRISE X-FACTOR that just appeared on XPW TV! A place where literally ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!



Winner: AUSTIN ARIES


** CUT **


__________________________________________________________________________

SHEAMUS vs. BIG SHAD G (w/ Rashad Cameron)

versus w/

New XPW Remixed Boston champion SHEAMUS (2012) comes out for a rabble-rousing, fan favorite promo. He confirms the “sell-out” rumors are true and that Shane Douglas bailed for higher ground instead of seeking his title rematch. Sheamus can only draw one conclusion regarding that decision and it has something do with an old Irish tale revolving around a certain part of the female anatomy. But before Sheamus can really drive home his point about his continued domination of fantasy wrestling - he’s interrupted by the beat of a very familiar XPW Remixed public menace…

Enter RASHAD CAMERON & The Movement!!




Rashad Cameron and his minions come hard on the mic about white devils and racism - and since Comissioner Muldoon got what he deserved, and they can’t call his pasty Irish ass out - they are targeting the big fish. The most racist of all: “THE GREAT WHITE SHEAMUS”. Their off-color rant goads Sheamus into accepting a challenge that will surely lead to his demise at the hands of a violent gang beat down. Until none other than COMMISSIONER WILLIAM MULDOON himself returns to exact justice!!



The Commissioner admits he is low on firepower, as political enemies are mining and stripping his booking abilities as we speak. But with his last and final shots in the chamber - he orders JTG, Michael Tarver & Ricky Reyes (all men without a *managers license*) be removed from ringside! Once again they angrily complain of racism, until Muldoon has security physically remove them (in handcuffs, none the less) - as Big Shad G & Rashad Cameron are thoroughly thrown off their game moments before the big encounter. In the few minutes of this heavyweight slugfest, William Muldoon takes up residence beside Solie & Striker and finally breaks his silence. The Taz attack he suffered was the final straw, and he realized this lawless land was beyond repair. It’s too steeped in corruption and founded upon illegal blood money it can never be truly saved. He gives his blessing and prayers to those who seek unfinished business, but effectively at the end of the night - William Muldoon is resigning his position as XPW Remixed Commissioner. As Sheamus winds up out out-brawling Big Shad G and catching him with a flash Brogue kick for the pin, Muldoon hints that he has one last proverbial “bullet” in the chamber before the end of the night… Meanwhile, Rashad Cameron and company are left to continue their grudge and have more ammunition of their own for a so-called “racist conspiracy” in fantasy wrestling…



Winner: SHEAMUS

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

MILDRED BURKE (w/ Rowdy Ronda Rousey)
versus
TAMINA (w/ Uso's)

(Sanctioned Competition)

w/ versus w/

It is with much pomp and fanfare that Mildred Burke (and training partner Ronda Rousey) get their grand TV entrance. It’s a celebratory night, as the contractual handcuffs that have bound Mildred Burke since her XPW Remixed inception have finally been snapped. Tonight - she officially becomes part of the Woman’s division - and can begin competing for the title. A title she feels she never truly lost… She and Rousey celebrate the only way they know how - by issuing a challenge. Burke’s first official shot across the bow goes to old foe TAMINA - of which she still has unfinished business. Ad Santel has been removed from fantasy wrestling, but his Cali Cripplers stink still lingers. Tonight - not only does Mildred Burke tap Tamina out with a triangle choke (after a smartly competitive match) - she and her partner Ronda Rousey wind up running twin armbar seminars upon the Uso brothers as well (who ran in post match to try to get over on the girls, but wound up getting caught and embarrassed)!! Wow! Mildred Burke is BACK in XPW Remixed woman’s competition! She’s starting at the bottom of the ranking ladder and eager to work her way up! She now stands 1-0!

Winner (by submission): MILDRED BURKE

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

JOHN CENA, BRUNO SAMMARTINO & LOU THESZ
(w/ Alexxis Nevaeh)
versus
SAMOA JOE, TAZ & PHIL “GUNNER” SHATTER
(w/ Jessica Darlin)


w/
versus
w/

Vignettes ran all night of all 6 men getting re-acquainted with each other slowly. The lingering resentment between Thesz & Sammartino remains, while Thesz & Cena (and Cena/Sammartino) have promising exchanges hinting at a great rivalry. Everybody wants the hardware Lou Thesz carries around his waist - especially GDT Inc who could be ruined if Thesz took their title lineage with him elsewhere. Thesz of course would also be the greatest coup in Paul Bowser’s new endeavor as well, but for some reason Thesz remains tethered to the West Coast XPW Remixed scene. Like Cena, he too has alluded to some heavy unfinished business that keeps him here (while other more cynical types have questioned whether Thesz could retain his attendance figures and crowd appeal in the North East - and that’s what is keeping him in the Mid West/West Coast area). Regardless - the new Paul Bowser venture has not been finalized yet - and steady prize fight money is the only way these gladiators know. So they fight on. All the early backstage vignettes and this match culminates with Lou Thesz admitting the reason he stays is because his “DRAW” with Joe MUST be avenged! It's personal now - and if Thesz can't defeat Joe straight up - he doesn't *deserve* to be a champion... anywhere!



Taz and Joe continue to work together in vicious tandem, but there seems to be a festering resentment between them, ever since Taz official championship banishment. His violent ego won’t let him surrender that right to his apprentice Samoa Joe, and it leads to some tenuous exchanges. Gunner & Darlin remain a hot mess as always - a train wreck waiting to happen. Match itself is a pure slobber knocker. Even Thesz succumbs to the work environment and winds up exchanging a lot of forearm shivers, European uppercuts and hurling dropkicks. Ultimately - the story of redemption continues - and the good guys prove once again evil has no unity. A serious fissure in the Joe/Taz alliance leads to a catastrophic match breakdown - and baby face overload. An injured Thesz (favoring his ribs especially after this match) is saved from a match-ending spear attempt by Gunner when John Cena FUAA’s him into the center of the ring. Then, in an amazing display of strength, Bruno Sammartino dead-lifts Gunner into his over-the-shoulder backbreaker position! Jessica Darlin has no choice but to throw the white cum-rag in for her man, signaling a submission! Taz & Joe are disgusted over the loss and angrily part ways (silently and separately) - while the good guys end the show in begrudging respect (and each of them jostling to be next in line for a championship match... Samoa Joe - knowing he's got his PPV rematch in the bag - basically bailed on the match and left his teammates high and dry (like a pro sports team resting its starters before the playoffs begin)...

Winners: THESZ, CENA & SAMMARTINO

** FADE OUT **

__________________________________________________________________________



** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II

** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(Feat: 6 of the sickest bastards in Fantasy Wrestling!)

** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **




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posted on 10-10-2012 at 04:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
XPW TV Episode #56



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Gordon Solie & Matt Striker

The creepiest time of the year is here. All Hallows Eve. In the land of XPW Remixed - caught perpetually within the witching hour - the mists of Ravenloft will rise once more. But this time - they may not recede so easily. XPW Remixed is steamrolling towards “Another Halloween in Hell” like an unmanned locomotive speeding off the tracks. The XPW World championship remains the sole focus as owners, wrestlers, bookers and promoters all fight for the top prize. Some wars are fought brazenly in the center of the ring - many are waged silently in the shadows. All armies have one goal in mind - total fantasy wrestling domination. Halloween… the darkest time of year - when XPW Remixed shines the brightest… and even through the choking Barovian fog we can see one truth startlingly clear:



TONIGHT!

** Awesome Kong © defends the XPW Remixed Woman’s championship against #1 contender SABLE! **

** The XPW TV Title tourney begins! **


** And two legendary matches on tap for tonight - a HUGE double main event:


JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)!!

and

BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1975) versus GUNNER (2013) w/ Jessica Darlin!!

Plus: a new XPW Remixed commissioner is announced - a bloodbath rises @ "Another Halloween in Hell" - the official XPW World title contract signing - and Strangler Lewis has promised a big announcement!

STAY TUNED!!

When by thy scorn, O murd’reuses, I am dead
And that thou think’st thee free
From all solicitation from me,
Then shall my ghost come to thy bed,
And thee, feign’d vestal, in worse arms shall see;
Then thy sick taper will begin to wink,
And he, whose thou art then, being tir’d before,
Will, if thou stir, or pinch to wake him, think
Thou call’st for more,
And in false sleep will from thee shrink;
And then, poor aspen wretch, neglected thou
Bath’d in a cold quicksilver sweat wilt lie
A verier ghost than I.
What I will say, I will not tell thee now,
Lest that preserve thee; and since my love is spent,
I’had rather thou shouldst painfully repent,
Than by my threat’nings rest still innocent

** John Donne - "The Apparition" (1633)

** CUT TO RING **

__________________________________________________________________________

** XPW Remixed Boston championship **



SHEAMUS (2012) © versus RASHAD CAMERON (2013)

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Show is hijacked by the theme song for - and thuggish antics of - Rashad Cameron and the Movement. More racist propaganda in the vein of early 90s gangsta rap (word to MC Ren) from Rashad and his men, who spit upon ex-Commissioner William Muldoon and his racist Rudy Giuliani-like policies. Segues into a hate-filled rant against another pale-faced Irish ass - SHEAMUS. “The Great White” answers the call in the face of insurmountable 5-on-1 odds and says the Movement ends TONIGHT! Sheamus talks Rashad Cameron into sending his gang backstage (to shoot the fair one) and we get an impromptu title defense right now from the fighting Irish champion. Size disparity between the two is astounding - and Sheamus easily takes control. Until a couple of street smart cheap shots from Rashad Cameron slightly even the playing field, and he gets a few 2-counts. Finally Sheamus rampages back into the match and steamrolls Rashad with a handful of impact moves. Sheamus is setting up for the Brogue Kick - when the rest of the Movement runs in. JTG & Ricky Reyes hop up on opposite ends of the ring - distracting Sheamus. That allows Michael Tarver to taunt him from ringside. Big Shad G grabs Rashad’s foot and pulls him from the ring at the last moment - narrowly avoiding the charging Brogue Kick. Sheamus tries to argue - gets blindsided with a handheld chain shot - and double foot stomped off the top rope by Rashad Cameron… then JTG holds down Sheamus foot from outside the ring while Cameron goes for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!

Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Boston champion): RASHAD CAMERON



(Crowd is booing and hissing - the Movement is celebrating and going crazy in the ring - Sheamus is vehemently arguing with the referee (not only was his boot held down, it was under the bottom rope!!) The Movement are oblivious with their celebration, and don’t even notice the suit-and-tie-wearing PAUL BOWSER run down to further confer with the referees (and point out a video replay)!! Wait a minute, the ring announcer is getting on the mic again… we’ve got a Dusty finish! They point out the illegal stuff on the giant Titan Tron - enrage the Movement - excite the fans - NULLIFY the match result - and immediately RESTART IT! Crowd going ballistic! Rashad Cameron going nuts! The XPW Remixed Boston championship has to be literally pried out of his hands! But while their backs are turned…)



Brogue Kick to Big Shad G sends him over the top rope!
Double axe-handle sledges do the same to JTG & Ricky Reyes!
Michael Tarver tries to take a swing - but Sheamus answers with an Irish Curse backbreaker!
Sheamus catches Rashad Cameron in mid-leap!
White Noise!
Slow set-up… crowd getting amped… Sheamus pounds his chest… yells “FELLLLLAAA!!”
BOOM! Streaks across the ring with a Brogue Kick to Rashad Cameron - folding the cruiserweight wrestler nearly in half!! 1!.. 2!.. 3! SHEAMUS RETAINS! And Rashad Cameron‘s movement has even *more* ammunition to their claims of being conspired against by the white man!



Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Boston champion): SHEAMUS

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”Royal Imperialism”



In the wake of William Muldoon’s resignation - a new XPW commissioner must be named… and judging by the look of smug joy on Atushi Onita’s face he believes the job is going to him - but instead, Jack Pfefer (in place of the deposed Robert Black) assigns *HIMSELF* the new position. His VP job now is only interim, and who better than the brain Jack Pfefer himself to take the reigns of the greatest book in the Territory Wars?? Besides - he’s got *bigger* and *better* plans for Onita and his man, don’t you worry… but in the meantime -Jack Pfefer can barely sign his name on the official contract before he’s met by a State Athletic department commissioner. Apparently William Muldoon signed 4 last caveats into place before vacating his post… these are the so-called “final shots” he spoke of last week on XPW TV while explaining his resignation! What?!? Jack Pfefer angrily grabs the list and reads it - before tossing it away in disgust! (he then ignores another office phone call from Robert Black)

#1: “Dangerous” Danny Davis is officially BANNED from refereeing and his license permanently REVOKED - for grievous damage to the referee’s code, bribery and corruption!

The number one Black Army ace-in-the-hole has been permanently terminated! This move certainly alters the landscape of XPW Remixed, as Jack Pfefer and GDT Inc no doubt saw a long line of championship matches refereed by their hand-picked stooge Danny Davis! No more! What are William Muldoon‘s final 3 shots across the bow?!?

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#2: The main event XPW championship match at "Another Halloween in Hell" will be contested under a very specific, match-ending stipulation. And the fan friendly catch is - the XPW Remixed universe gets to vote the stipulation!!

Will it be an "Iron Man Match?" "Best 2 out of 3 falls match?" Or "Submission Only" match? YOU DECIDE! Text, tweet, beep, blorp your answers in NOW! Oh my, thank you ex-Commissioner Muldoon!!



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”An Xtreme Tradition”



It is a sick, demented tradition in XPW to host an Xtreme Elimination chamber in October. For the 2nd year in a row, 6 of the deadliest monsters in fantasy wrestling history will be locked in the barbaric structure - with only one fated to survive. Last year - the terrifying SHEIK emerged victorious - this year he will try again. A host of other killers and lunatics will be entombed with him... a bloody, violent spectacle that will truly remind fantasy wrestling fans of a LIVING HELL. Only at "Another Halloween In Hell!!" But this year: two new twisted surprises have been added... a "punishment" and a "reward" to those who compete in the match... (we'll leave it up to you to decide which is which)... Stay tuned for more info, as XPW Remixed promises to drop 2 Xtreme stipulations into this human cockfight - akin to dropping fresh blood into a pool of sharks! FEEDING FRENZY!

** CUT TO DARK MATCH **

** Pogo the Clown vs Snuff vs The Sheik (Xtreme Rulez Triple Threat)
(Another surprise run-in from "New Horror" Sami Callihan ends the match in his own twisted favor... Sami goes berzerk on all 3 men, and winds up *pinning* Pogo the Clown after steel chair shot to a pane of glass hovering over Pogo's body. Once again Callihan cleans house and declares himself victor... "Winner" = Sami Callihan!!)




** CUT **


** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(Qualifying Match)

DRAKE YOUNGER vs MASADA (debut)!!

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“Masada” is the name for a site of ancient palaces and fortifications in the Southern District of Israel, on top of an isolated rock plateau. On the eastern edge of the Judaean Desert (overlooking the Dead Sea). Masada is best known for the violence that occurred there in the first century CE, including mass suicides. In fantasy wrestling, “Masada” also means Death Match Icon. He comes from us live and direct from 2012 - the height of his infamy. Urban Wrestling Federation competitor, former King of the Death Match and Tournament of Death winner (including first consecutive wins in 2011 and 2012) and CZW heavyweight champion - Masada is one of the most gruesome, hardcore muthaphuckkers on the planet. His razor board matches with Jun Kasai are legendary and he is credited with ending Thumbtack Jack’s career in real life (credited to the “Kilo” character in XPW Remixed cannon). Masada is #255 in the PWI 500 for 2012. Tonight we welcome him into XPW Remixed - and his addition to the Xtreme Elimination chamber @ “AHiH” has made an already combustible situation downright explosive…

Winner: MASADA


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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



John Cena and agent Paul Bowser are finishing up a friendly conversation. John Cena has basically said “I see your way, but I’ve got unfinished business to tend to first” - of which Mr. Bowser perfectly understands. They cordially part ways and Cena gets down to it by cutting a snarling, deadly-serious promo on Samoa Joe (the #1 contender) and the Human Suplex Machine TAZ (his opponent tonight)… Cena’s ultimate goal is to stand across the ring from Lou Thesz in a one-on-one historic title match encounter… and become the new XPW World champion… hey, we’re all allowed to dream, right?

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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LORD TENSAI (2012) w/ Onita versus FRENCH ANGEL (1942)

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The rise of KotDM champion Kilo is chronicled in sick Scarface fashion. One of his biggest coups (in partnership with the vile Rob Black) was the “good girl gone bad” turn of Sammi Lane. All the worst connotations from drug use, physical abuse and prostitution apply. Another victim of this diabolical turn is the broken hearted French Angel - who is constantly abused (by physically and psychologically) by his immersion in his world. He desperately tries to save Sammi Lane, but is destined to fail every time. The endless spiral of drug-bound loved ones. In this match - Kilo assumes guest commentary position beside Solie & Striker and clearly unnerves them both. He’s unpredictable, vulgar and prone to spontaneous bursts of anger.



There is little left of French Angel at this point, and what is he spends desperately trying to appeal to a blank and dumbfounded Sammi Lane at ringside - leaving himself open to brutality from Lord Tensai. Commentators cover the harsh training techniques of Onita and his silent war with stablemate Dean Ambrose (something Kilo no-sells completely). Tensai brutally kills French Angel and leaves him grasping - empty handed - at the woman he once loved as the blood leaks from his body… meanwhile - cameras catch a mysterious robed/and/or/masked figure lurking in the alcoves of the arena! This figure appears to be watching Kilo and cronies closely - and completely bugs out Kilo when he realizes this. But post match, when a frenzied Kilo tries to point the assailant out to Onita & Tensai - the mysterious fiend has vanished into the shadows - leaving Kilo looking like a delusional maniac with dilated pupils…

Winner: LORD TENSAI



But who is that mysterious cloaked figure watching from the rafters??? And why was it such a startling sight for Kilo?? See XPW TV Episode #27!!


** CUT **

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



XPW President Ed Lewis & VP Toots Mondt hash things out in the *privacy* of the President’s office. Toots Mondt seems worried about Ed Lewis’ big announcement, and questions whether it’s the right time… Ed Lewis remains undeterred and tells Mondt the unsanctioned hits performed by Joe & Taz have only done the opposite of their intent - solidifying the baby face ranks that oppose them. Now nobody can be trusted to hold the XPW World championship… except the big gun Ed Lewis is bringing is in. But Mondt asks for one last chance to convince Samoa Joe to do business the GDT Inc way… Lewis seems skeptical…

** CUT **

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"The Villain of XPW Remixed"



Black Army centerpiece Dean Ambrose holds an unspecified title shot in the palm of his hands! XPW Remixed beware - the Devil shall strike when ye least expect it...

** CUT **

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** XPW TV Title Tourney **



Former champion RVD has been fined, suspended and STRIPPED of his championship after failing a post-fight drug test. He tested positive for THC - the primary ingredient in marijuana. In the wake of that scandal, XPW Remixed was forced to stage an 8-man single elimination tourney to determine the new champion. Qualifying matches have already been fought (see XPW TV Episode #55) - and tonight we learn the 2nd of ex-Commissioner Muldoon's final booking shots - as a new competitor debuts in this tourney by Muldoon's choosing...

** CUT TO ACTION **

Alberto Del Rio (2012) def. Colt Cabana (2012)
(Via armlock submission)

Human Tornado def. Gorgeous George
(Hilarious, character-building comedy match that finds Tornado ultimately pimp-slapping the Lady Gaga wig right off Gorgeous George's head - causing him to flee in humiliation. Count out and plenty of time left over for Human Tornado to dance and boogie with the fans like a beanpole Funkasaurus)

Damien Sandow def. John Morrison
(Pre-match promo from Sandow before targeting the neck of JMo and finishing him with the neckbreaker)

JACK BRISCO (debut)!! def. Jinder Mahal
(the 3rd shot from ex-commissioner Muldoon - the debut of Jack Brisco and entry in the TV title tourney! Brisco gets a huge pop from the knowledgable XPW Remixed universe - and uses that element of surprise to out-wrestle Jinder Mahal and force a submission via figure-4 leglock! Jack Brisco wins his XPW Remixed debut match in huge fashion, and moves ahead in the TV title tourney! Thanks to William Muldoon!)



Jack Brisco debuts in XPW Remixed with a submission victory!!

*************

** CUT **

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt has a clandestine backstage meeting with #1 Contender Samoa Joe (who remains coolly detached during the segment). Mondt wants assurance that once Samoa Joe becomes XPW World champion he does business with GDT Inc solely. But Samoa Joe says their so-called *gentleman’s agreement* extended only so far. I helped you take out Commissioner Muldoon - you got the state athletic department to sanction a title match. Now Samoa Joe walks alone - a one man army with a devastating point to prove in fantasy wrestling. This thing he has with Thesz is deeply personal - far beyond the mere financial scope of GDT Inc. Samoa Joe mean mugs Mondts men Dino Bravo & Dick Shikat before marching out of the scene… Mondt just shakes his head disapprovingly and watches on in grim silence.

** CUT **

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BRUNO SAMMARTINO versus GUNNER (w/ Jessica Darlin)

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Scott: Sammartino is dealing with sore ribs after his battle with Tazz (see “The 18th Letter”), so after being out for eight months, Bruno is fully ensconced in everything. Gunner & Darlin were just so smarmy and evil, yet almost losing everything when Bruno defeated him. In this match it’s Gunner that’s really taking the haymakers, from spinebusters on the floor to a steel steps shot to the face. Even though he’s not commentating, just having Lou Thesz standing up watching the match with great interest and thought makes everything legit. Gunner held his own with DDTs and F5s on steel chairs. I was really getting into this match with every minute, and I think it’s Solie & Striker’s commentary that’s making it even better. Another great visual: Sammartino grabbing Darlin’s foot as she was about to punt him in the head. Then Gunner tries an F5 on the announce table but Sammartino reverses it. Bearhug back in the center of the ring, and Gunner tried and tried…but the night finally caught up with him. This is easily a match I never expected would be this good. Wow they pummeled the crap out of each other. Grade: 4

Justin: They wasted no time in battling to the floor, where Bruno dropped Gunner on the steel ramp and began to slowly pick him apart. Gunner really dominated most of this match, picking up a few near wins but Bruno kept struggling to his feet. The crowd stayed pretty hot here, cheering on ”da Brune” . He was in some serious trouble, as Gunner choked him out with an extension cord but he survived once again, just barely making it up. The match spilled to the floor again, where Bruno started to turn the tide and brutalize Gunner, nearly winning the match on three occasions. Say what you want about Bruno, but he has put on a hell of a performance throughout this entire show. After shaking off the rust, Sammartino has turned the clock back a bit and really stepped things up. He would rally again here, blocking Jessica Darlin’s punt and then battering Gunner around ringside once again. Bearhug finisher and Gunner finally stayed down. It was a gutsy performance for Gunner, but Bruno just had a little more gas left in the tank than he did. This was a really fun brawl with a lot of ebbs and flows. I thought this one kept a good pace. It was a vintage performance for Bruno and Gunner was right there with him every step of the way. Bruno Sammartino now stands alone, awaiting his next challenge as champion. Grade: 4

Further dissension between Gunner & Darlin, with the tattoo-covered, musclebound Gunner not hesistant to knock that bimbo around. Sammartino is refreshed, recharged, and ready for rematch revenge against the "AHiH" winner. He has big time blood history with both champion (Thesz) and challenger (Samoa Joe) and Sammartino will be a proven draw against whoever wins.

Winner: BRUNO SAMMARTINO

** CUT **

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** DARK MATCHES **

A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...



Ruckus & Weedman (Team 4:20) def. Generation ME
(High-flying (get it?) match lights up the night sky - and the brand new Team 4:20 gets the upset victory! Blaze one up!)

Kendrick & London def. MCMG
(MCMG still showing the wounds from last week's loss to Morgan & Henry - and their opponents take full advantage tonight... slight heelish tendencies from London & Kendrick, despite their rivalry with MCMG being primarily about "respect"...)

Tommaso Ciampa def. Tony Altomare
(Italian mob boss tries to buy himself a piece of the new Tommaso Ciampa - but no dice... Project Ciampa keeps the mystery alive and earns Tommaso another consecutive victory)

"Powers of Potential" (Morgan, Henry & Rogers) def. Uso's
(Morgan & Henry are angry and out to prove a point - Uso's slide further out of XPW Remixed tag team contention)

Mildred Burke def. Natalya Niedhart
(via triangle submission - another great, stiff match - and even in loss, Nattie Neidhart always comes off like a dominant instant threat - but Burke uses serious skill to overcome size and strength here... 2-0 for Burke since competing full-time against other women)

** Prime Time Playaz (Kaos & Titus O'Neil) officially announce their new partnership with... GG! That's right! The PtP are staying in FOCUS!! **

** Dark Match Main Event **
Dan Severn def. Dino Bravo
Dan Severn def. Dick Shikat

(Rebounding from his loss last week - Dan Severn has been reignited on the comeback trail - and after running through Dino Bravo in a brutishly (yet thankfully short) match - he's then challenged by Dick Shikat - and goes into classic Beast mode, suplexing the hell out of the German shooter (and former XPW Remixed Boston champion) in a major statement match. The "Beast" is back and the Shooters Club still runs XPW Remixed...)



** CUT **

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"MIZ TV (the series finale)"



Unscripted "shoot" promo from MIZ who rails against the organizations efforts to stifle his fantasy wrestling career. His opponent for the night (and old XPW Remixed storyline foe) Honky Tonk Man watches on in stunned amazement as Miz breaks from script and goes into business for himself... The Miz is highest rated champion in company history - and the greatest (2x) XPW Remixed Television champion - and he couldn't even get a tourney qualifying match??? It's BULLS***! And so is all of this crooked, greasy palmed politics. The Miz is hereby taking his ball and going home. In a symbolic gesture, Miz lays the microphone done silently in the center of the ring and walks out. Fade out on the microphone lying still and the crowds mixed reaction ("U sold out!" mixed with "Miz is awesome!" chants).[/color]

** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

”A Paid Promotional Piece”



There’s a commercial that runs for a new wrestling school/league. It is lead by Paul Bowser, and it is promising tutelage from such superstar names as:



ROCKY MARCIANO!



MIL MASCARAS!


and..

Welterweight champion of the world:



GEORGES ST. PIERRE!!

Sign up now!!


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



VP Toots Mondt meets with President Lewis one more time to convince him to change his mind. But Ed Lewis is unwavering in his conviction to go "old school" with his announcement tonight. He doesn't have time to wait - with lawsuits pressing down on the company. He still has a PPV main event to promote with a stipulation he doesn't even know yet! The deed is done, the deal is sealed - and Ed Lewis threatens Mondt to figure out which side of the equation he's on before it becomes too late... then they're interupted by MSD with word about the Miz's desertion. They discover the cameras filming them and angrily order them shut off - ending the segment.

** CUT **

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DUDLEY BOYZ (2009) © versus PITBULLS (1997)

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Reigning XPW Remixed tag team champion Dudley Boyz take to the ring for a brief promo - they call out the Pitbulls and a wild brawl ensues. Dudz earn their revenge for last Episode’s attack in a wild free-for-all through the fans. Finally the champions call for the table - set it ablaze right on the entrance ramp - and end the Pitbulls reign of terror for good.



Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ



(But things turn from bad to worse - when the Dudley Boyz are set upon from the rear by the Fabulous Kangaroos (Costello & Heffernan!) Soon it becomes a 4-on-2 beat down of the Dudley Boyz as the Pitbulls get their heat back too. Just then - a theme song interrupts…)

Cue the chainsaw heavy metal music - see the silhouettes appear from beyond the smoking, flaming wreckage of the table debris like Mad Max and the Thunderdome… face paint, spiked shoulder pads… Dudleyville vs. Chicago IL…

Enter

ROAD WARRIORS

Hawk & Animal!!




OOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSSSSSHHH!!! The Road Warriors charge into battle like Viking invaders of yore! They fight off the Pitbulls! They fight off the FabKangs! Dudley Boyz recuperate enough to rejoin the fray. The Dudz wind up hitting FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan with improvised DOOMSDAY DEVICE in the center of the ring! LOD see that and seemingly up the ante by driving Pitbull #1 through a table outside the ring - with an LOD 3D!! All 4 bad guys are laid out, and now the two surviving teams are going jaw to jaw, finger to chest and forehead to forehead!! The Dudley Boyz cut promo talking about clearing out the fantasy wrestling tag team division (TESTIFY!) But there is still one team that remains forever a roadblock on the Dudley path to immortality… the one measuring stick of which the Dudley Boyz have been itching to succeed… a fantasy wrestling dream match of epic bad-ass proportions. You know who we’re talking about…)

** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship **

Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)


(Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!!)

Oh my! This is epic level! Tune in to the next iPPV for a veritable tag team DREAM MATCH of EPIC FANTASY PROPORTIONS!!! And only XPW Remixed can bring it to you!!


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **




Tense legal meeting between the two minds (Otunga is the figure head of Sandman & Necro Butchers lawsuit against XPW)... Ed Lewis has declined their offer to settle, and says the matter is under review. The President of XPW Remixed may not have the power to end this legal malarkey - but he does have the power to book matches. That's why he's booking an Xtreme Elimination chamber qualifying match - next week - between SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER! What!? This is ridiculous, Otunga argues! But it's done! Dismissed!

Sandman vs Necro Butcher in an Xtreme Elimination qualifying match!

Next XPW TV Episode!!


** CUT **

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** XPW Remixed Woman’s Championship **



AWESOME KONG (2010) © versus SABLE (1998)

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Video highlight reels of both women in a startling “beauty & the beast”-type contrast. This is a rematch of their critically acclaimed title bout on XPW TV Episode #49 (and one of the highest rated quarter hour segments in company history). Tonight, the script follows much of the same as Kong’s latest outings. Domination, devastation, and desecration. Sable wills herself on to brief offensive spurts, much like the fighting champions before her did, but always finds Kong to be an insurmountable mountain in the end. Awesome Kong even becomes so enamored with her own aura that she picks Sable up by the hair for more punishment - instead of completing a surefire pin fall… and it is that one egocentric misjudgment in Kong’s battle plan that proves to be her undoing. Sable winds up reversing an Implant Buster into a Hail Mary Hurricanrana/victory roll that heaves Kong’s shoulders to the mat for the count of 1!.. 2!.. 3KICKOUT! OMG it’s really happened! Sable is the new champion! She quickly rolls out of the ring where she’s presented with her belt and nearly collapses in tears. Meanwhile Kong is completely blank and wide-eyed in the ring; stunned into unmoving silence (save for a few random twitches). History has been MADE on XPW TV Episode #56!!



Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): SABLE


** CUT **

** "Xtreme Liberation & Justice for All" **



A furious Jack Pfefer is back in his office still stewing over Muldoon's final laws and avoiding phone calls and texts from disgraced (and exiled) partner Robert Black who desperately wants back in on the show (especially now that Pfefer has become the new XPW Remixed Commissioner). Instead, Pfefer is trying to deal with Ambrose/Onita and now the spooked KotDM champion KILO - who is forced to come face to face with what scares him the most!



In this case however - the mysterious dark priest unmasks to reveal THE MESSIAH. He has shed his earthly links and is no longer bound be either West Coast or East Coast semantics. Not XPW or CZW. Instead he embodies all of the past spirits who have fallen prey to the Black Army - the voice of the voiceless - and they will rise again! That's because at "Another Halloween in Hell" - William Muldoon's final signing was a KotDM title defense - between KILO... and the MESSIAH!!

"And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel..."

** Thessalonians 1:7,8



Messiah will challenge KILO for the KotDM title @ "AHiH"!!

A final blow from the pen of ex-Commissioner William Muldoon!!


** CUT **

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JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)

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This fantasy match takes place in some weird vortex somewhere - a place where Cena’s sterling white Caped Crusader act is viciously booed - and Taz’ street tough, thug bully with a Napoleon-complex style is heroically hailed. The grassroots, underground shoot fight aura of Taz 2000 collides head on with the wave of anti-Cena resentment to produce a raucous audience vacuum where “good” = “bad” and Taz 2000 is the baddest of them all. Never the less, Cena is never say die - even though his traditional baby face heroics are met with boos, shouts of derision and vulgar profanity. It started before the match even began, when Cena threw his shirt into the crowd and they threw it back. Again and again. There is also another condition of the match discussed on commentary - alongside Taz ban from world championship competition, is the caveat that if he strike or incapacitate an XPW Remixed official or referee again - he will be fined and fired.



But the funny thing is (after an elongated Cena STF attempt by Taz is physically broken up by the ref) - it is the so-called “knight in shining armor” John Cena who loses his temper - and hauls off on the referee! John Cena slugs the referee out of frustration, taking him OUT! That forced the arrival of none other than DANNY DAVIS (who was still hurriedly dressing into his referee stripes as he ran to ringside) to warn Cena and officiate the rest of the match. In the end, Taz narrowly stops his own charge to avoid hitting Danny Davis by mistake… only to turn around directly into an FUAA from John Cena! 1!.. 2!.. .. 3! Cena pins Taz 2000 in typical superman fashion and the entire crowd SHITS on him! Trash, toilet paper and half full beer cups (we *THINK* they’re filled with beer) flood the ring and Cena is forced to retreat backstage with security. Taz is pissed, and commentators remind us Danny Davis was stripped of his referee credentials this very night - or does it become effective at the end of the night?? Official result appears to be another Cena win, but is never formally announced over the house mic (for fear of a rabid crowd riot). [/color]



Winner: JOHN CENA

** CUT **

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** Official XPW World title contract signing **



MSD presides. Both men enter (Samoa Joe alone - Thesz accompanied by Dan Severn & Masahiko Kimura). Thesz & Joe get a few moments to speak on the mic and try to get in the mind of other. Below the tough talk and bluster, there is a genuine need by both men to validate their entire fantasy wrestling careers with a victory @ “AHiH”. The main event stipulation is finally revealed with the results of the fan voting…

** Iron Man Match **

More verbal barbs between both men, with Thesz saying Joe doesn’t have the gas or the horsepower to go another 90 minutes with the champ - while Joe says he won’t give Thesz a chance to go that long. They both sign the contract and have a tense face-off (while pictures are snapped at a rapid rate).

Just then - an interruption:





Next week - the big gun is coming. XPW Remixed proudly presents the greatest comeback in fantasy wrestling history. An irresistible, unstoppable force is coming this Halloween that will change Territory Wars history FOREVER. Bear witness to the 2nd coming NEXT WEEK on XPW TV when the G.O.A.T. ("greatest of all time") arrives...

** CUT **

In ring participants (including Joe & Thesz) exchange wary, conflicted expressions. Commentators Solie & Striker speculate wildly on what (or WHO) Ed Lewis is talking about, and how he purposely trumped Muldoon's fan-made stipulation with his own announcement. This is the XPW President reasserting his authority over the main event picture. They run down some of the matches for next week (including a Tazz/Cena rematch) and hype the card for "AHiH" on Halloween Night!! Stay tuned, fans!!

** FADE OUT **

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** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II
("Iron Man Match")

** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
feat: SHEIK... SNUFF... SAMI CALLIHAN... POGO the CLOWN... & more!!


** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **


** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)

** King of the Death Match title **
Kilo © versus MESSIAH




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CREDITS:

SCOTT & JUSTIN: No Mercy 2007









[Edited on 10-10-2012 by mastermind]

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XPW TV Episode #57 (Return of the STRANGLER!)



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Gordon Solie & Matt Striker

Cold intro and welcome to the show. We get a “last week on XPW TV…” (w/ the controversial Sheamus/Movement XPW Remixed Boston match - Sable winning the XPW Remixed Woman’s championship - LOD vs. Dudz announcement - and Cena vs. Taz. But this already historic night was magnificently topped off by the announcement that shook the fantasy wrestling world: STRANGLER LEWIS is officially making his comeback! More words on that development from the XPW Remixed president himself - coming up right now…

** CUT **

** A Word From the Company **
(Intro)



Simple, yet elegant opening statement from XPW Remixed president Ed “Strangler” Lewis. The company is doing everything the can to recover in the wake of the incident (on XPW TV Episode #50) that caused the company to hemorrhage money and will continue to provide top-notch fantasy wrestling entertainment for the fans. That is why GDT Inc has unanimously agreed to sign, sanction and license a new full-time competitor to the XPW Remixed World championship division. This new future world champion will be announced TONIGHT. On commentary, Solie & Striker liken it to the “policemen” vs. “bounty hunters” of yore in which world championship belts had to be kept closely to the vest - and not held up for ransom by untrustworthy forces who may seek to discredit or desecrate your title… "once you believe... you die".



** TONIGHT!! **

XPW Remixed TV Title tourney semi-finals!
A "Hollywood superstar" adds firepower to the line-up!
Strangler Lewis big announcement!
and
JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)
II

STAY TUNED!!



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JINDER MAHAL (2014) versus… ROB VAN DAM (2006)!!

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Jinder Mahal stalks to the ring for an angry promo, in which he hails himself a hero for challenging the corruption of American sporting policies. Announcers recap how Mahal helped have RVD stripped of his championship due to a PED technicality. Due to those actions, Mahal thought he should have automatically been awarded the TV title - instead he was forced to fight an opponent he was unprepared for! (Jack Brisco: see XPW TV Episode #56) Therefore Mahal is going to blah blah blah… we’re finally cut off by the entrance music of RVD 4:20! He makes his triumphant return to XPW Remixed from his suspension with a brief (yet exciting, high-flying) revenge squash match against the haughty and pompous Jinder Mahal. 5-Star Frog Splash (after blatant 4:20 mannerisms get the crowd amped) ends Mahal’s night emphatically. Post match, RVD 4:20 actually grabs a house mic and let loose a torrid shoot rant. Before the mic gets cut off, he basically says he’s leaving XPW Remixed (joining Bowsers camp) - and encourages all his fans to follow! They cheer!!!

Winner: ROB VAN DAM


** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **


”A Paid Promotional Piece”



There’s a commercial that runs for a new wrestling school/league. It is lead by Paul Bowser, and it is promising tutelage from such superstar names as:



ROCKY MARCIANO!



MIL MASCARAS!


and..

Welterweight champion of the world:



GEORGES ST. PIERRE!!

Sign up now!!


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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



XPW Remixed Commissioner Jack Pfefer speaks... (just not on the topic of Rob Black - who he has been avoiding like the plague since ousting him publically as part-owner). With Lewis & Mondt off-site this week, that leaves Pfefer officially in charge of the show tonight. He announces a huge tag team match pitting the "Trustbusters" (Sammartino & Thesz) against the modern day team of Samoa Joe & Gunner) tonight. Also - a huge "Hollywood Superstar" recruited by Jack Pfefer himself to add spark and sizzle to the XPW Remixed Woman's division! Stay tuned and find out who! Meanwhile, Jack Pfefer has business to attend to... you're dismissed.

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** XPW TV title tourney **

ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
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HUMAN TORNADO


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Human Tornado jukes-n-jives… Ricardo Rodriguez plays the straight-man foil… and Alberto Del Rio shines like a priceless diamond under pressure. He ruthlessly stalks and weakens Tornado’s arm, which is the story of the match. Human Tornado manages to get a few spots off (mostly at Ricardo’s expense, and in humorous fashion) - but a Del Rio armbar ends the match like Rakim (“I Ain’t No Joke!”) Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez get the in-ring celebration… post match, cameras catch a dejected Human Tornado get MOCKED backstage by an obnoxious wig-wearing Gorgeous George Wagner! Double whammy for Tornado tonight!

Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO



Gorgeous George Wagner has jokes to make about Human Tornado's loss - but he's just one pimp-snap away from a witty comeback...

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JACK BRISCO (1974) versus DAMIEN SANDOW (2014)

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Squared circle masterpiece written by these two scholars of the game. Even with 40 years evolution, Damien Sandow proves no match for the wrestling genius of Jack Brisco classic. Another true fantasy wrestling dream match that finds Jack Brisco winning with his trusty Figure-4 leglock.



Winner (by submission): JACK BRISCO

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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Brief words with XPW Remixed Boston champion Sheamus on his recent challenges with Rashad Cameron’s “movement” - and the match demands set upon him tonight (Sheamus has been assigned a match against Cryme Tyme 2.0 and must find his own partner). Before Sheamus can get too deep into his retort promo, none other than the wicked DEAN AMBROSE saunters on to the scene! He slyly teases the title shot he holds, and notes Sheamus’ predicament tonight. Dean Ambrose offers Sheamus his partnership tonight against Cryme Tyme 2.0 - but Sheamus slyly (and with a witty, pointed barb) DECLINES. Something old and Irish about knowing the snakes that you lay with. Either way, Sheamus ultimate goal is to use his XPW Boston championship as world title collateral and seek his rematch with Lou Thesz… (see “Baptized in Blood II”)… see the fire blaze in Dean Ambrose eyes as Sheamus swaggers out of the scene with his championship belt…

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SANDMAN versus NECRO BUTCHER
(“Xtreme Elimination Chamber qualifying match”)

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Segment starts like a Law-and-Order sketch, with video recap of Sandman & Necro Butcher’s anti-hardcore “protest” being topped off by the legal representation of David Otunga and the following match conundrum. Both Sandman and Necro Butcher receive hellacious BOOS from the audience, and play to them accordingly. Their *match* is devastatingly boring to start. They exchange sloppy “wrestling” exchanges, and counters, and head locks (lots of headlocks) until slowly but surely the hardcore quotient is raised in their bloodlines. It starts innocently enough with Necro Butcher pounding his OWN head with a steel chair - to prove a point to his partner. But that spurs Sandman to respond with the classic beer can to his own forehead bit to one-up him. It finishes with Necro convincing Sandman (with the crowds urging of course) to sit down on a chair opposite him in the ring and exchange shoot punches. Eventually chairs, guardrails, Kendo sticks and hard cement bumps abound. Until David Otunga - in suit and tie - runs down to the ring and convinces them to stop. At least he thinks he does... unbeknownst to him, Sandman & Necro Butcher exchange a discreet glance - before twin clobbering him from behind with their steel chair/Kendo stick combination! David Otunga goes down in a heap! Crowd cheers! Necro & Sandman just exchange wild-eyed, disturbed glares (akin to Team Hell No in WWE 2012) before walking out their separate ways!

Winner (none): NO FINISH



A Blast from the Xtreme past for David Otunga tonight!


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** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(Prize Box)




This year - in addition to the juice, prize money & trophy - the winner gets award winning, XPW Original classic arm candy JASMIN ST CLAIRE! Winner to do with her as they please - WHEN they please!

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** Scaffold Match **
(Successfully retrieve the key hanging from the ceiling)
The Sheik def. Snuff / Sami Callihan / Masada

(Winner will be the last man released into the Xtreme Elimination Chamber @ “AHiH”. Kilo is on guest commentary alongside Solie & Striker - irking them completely. Kilo even has a terse shouting match with Sami while the "New Horror" is perched high above the ring on the scaffold. It is that distraction from the KotDM champion that allows The Sheik to blindside Callihan from the rear and claim the key for himself. He even locks Sami Callihan in an elongated version of his camel clutch submission - while on top of the scaffold!)



Winner: THE SHEIK


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The horror that began during commentary on the last match (especially when the touchy subject of Sammi Lane - still a blank, hollow valet to Kilo at ringside - came up) - climaxes after the match. Kilo - apparently wound up tightly from the previous violence - gets in a wicked screaming, shouting match with Gordon Solie! He even SLAPS the headset off the classic commentators head! This is going beyond the scripted lines of reality here, and even Matt Striker has to step up to politely tell Kilo to chill out. Bad move! Kilo suddenly and violently *SNAPS* on Matt Striker! Kilo grabs him over the announce table and pulverizes him around ringside! Gordon Solie is horrified on commentary, hollering for security to intervene! Kilo taunts and pounds Striker some more before crushing him with a 400 lb+ Vader Bomb! He’s about to do it again - when suddenly… the entire arena goes BLACK…



Lone spotlights, mysterious symbols, dark mists rising - it can mean only one thing: enter THE MESSIAH. He speaks to Kilo from the pulpit of some dark church somewhere on the video screen - he curses Kilo’s reign, promises unholy vengeance and declares their duel at “Another Halloween in Hell” to be a RAVENLOFT DEATH MATCH (the most dreaded of it’s kind - see XPW Remixed presents “Halloween in Hell”)!! A supernatural bolt of LIGHTNING strikes the ring where Kilo stands and it frightens the wild-eyed madman into grabbing his hypnotized mistress Sammi Lane and fleeing backstage. The Ravenloft logo lingers… Gordon Solie speaks solemnly of these atrocities.. And Matt Striker is wheeled from the arena on a stretcher…



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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Jack Pfefer watches the whole scene unfold, including the "Ravenloft Death Match" threats from Messiah. He's clearly very perturbed and spooked over the supernatural stalking. Pfefer swallows hard and resists the urge to puke in his own mouth, as he reaches for the office phone and makes a call... he's dialing up Rob Black. No, Pfefer wasn't avoiding him. He was busy cleaning up messes Rob Black left behind. The coast is almost clear for Rob Blacks return - he just needs to take care of one more thing for Pfefer... just then roving XPW Remixed cameras lose transmission before Jack Pfefer can call in his dark favor...

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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SHEAMUS versus CRYME TYME 2.0 (w/ Rashad Cameron)

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With his championship caliber credibility, handicap match experience and blustery, Irish ego - Sheamus has chosen to go at this match alone. Despite the seemingly overwhelming odds, Sheamus certainly has the track record to back him up (see his legendary XPW Remixed battles with the Triple Threat and Revolution). But in this case, his “Great White” pride is relentlessly (and ruthlessly) thrashed around the ring by the *real* N.W.A. camp. They use their numbers (and a strategically placed steel chain shot from associate Michael Tarver) to beat Sheamus into a welted, red pulp. They take turns gang beating him, wolf pack style. Ricky Reyes with a complicated crossface stretch outside the ring, around the ring post. All 5 men wind up getting their finishing shots off, climaxing with a BLKJEEZ double footstomp from Rashad Cameron off the top rope (to a steel chair held over Sheamus’ face by JTG). BUCK BUCK. Blam to dem all.

Winners: CRYME TYME 2.0



We eventually get the minor baby face run-in to clear the ring (with guys like Ruckus, Weedman & Colt Cabana playing the heroes). But the statement made by Rashad Cameron and his “Movement” speaks volumes. With his crew slinking backstage, and Sheamus being helped to his feet - the real fireworks are about to begin…

** MATCH SEGUE **

** XPW Remixed Boston championship **



SHEAMUS (2012) © versus DEAN AMBROSE (2014)

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Dean Ambrose to pick up the scraps. He starts with a bevy of steel chair shots that clear everybody out of the ring - before pounding Sheamus back into the mat like a railroad spike. 1!.. 2!.. KICKOUT! OMG Sheamus kicked out! Crowd pops! Ambrose is incredulous! A brief match ensues, but Sheamus fights through the dizzying effects of his concussion to land a surprise brogue kick from out of nowhere for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Sheamus retains!



Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Boston champion): SHEAMUS

But the spectacle still ain’t over. Sheamus can barely walk at this point, dragging himself to his feet - while Dean Ambrose is going BALLISTIC on the official! He winds up striking the ref and hitting him with a DVD finisher! Just then XPW Remixed commissioner JACK PFEFER makes the run in to declare that wasn’t a *legal* match - therefore the result is nullified… with a woozy Sheamus finally flaring to life and about to grab Jack Pfefer by his coat lapels… Ambrose strikes from behind with another steel chair shot! Reverse DDT! DVD finisher! Jack Pfefer demands the bell-keeper “ring the f**** bell!” and then slides into the ring to make the count himself! 1!.. 2!.. 3!!?!?



Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Boston champion): DEAN AMBROSE!!

Crowd goes nuclear over the finish, audibly chanting “BULL***!” (even while small pockets of rabid Dean Ambrose fans go wild). Jack Pfefer is presenting the belt to Dean Ambrose - when Sheamus shakes off the cobwebs… turns berserker rage… and charges at Dean Ambrose with a Brogue Kick! But Dean Ambrose must have seen it coming out of the corner of his eye, because he dodges at the last moment - and Sheamus runs through Jack Pfefer with the brogue kick instead! BAM the diminutive promoter hits the canvas like he was shot close range with a high powered rifle! Dean Ambrose dives for cover outside the ring, leaving Sheamus behind! With a grimace and a growl, Sheamus holds up the discarded Boston title - *HIS* Boston championship - over the unconscious body of Jack Pfefer and pounds his chest! FELLLLAAAA!!! Dean Ambrose is the “champion” but Sheamus has physical custody of the belt! And he’s leaving with it!!



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SABLE/ TRISH STRATUS/ WENDI RICHTER/ & ALEXXIS NEVAEH
versus
NATALYA NEIDHART/ ANNIE SOCIAL / TAMINA / & MELINA (!?)



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Focus here is primarily on the fantasy wrestling dream team of Richter (80s), Sable (90s), Trish (2000s) and Alexxis (2010s) congealing effortlessly and sending the popularity of woman’s fantasy wrestling soaring to new plateaus. Their foils are set up to be competitive (but not overwhelming)… until the introduction of their 4th (and mystery) partner… with great flair and aplomb, Nattie Neidhart introduces (from “Hollywood” to teach us all how to stunt)… MELINA!! She gets the entire vain (and elongated video entrance) - including the pulling up in limo - exiting onto red carpet - and making her way through with security. As an outsider she speaks disdainfully of XPW Remixed woman’s division - a challenge that is answered head on by the 1st champion in company history ALEXXIS NEVAEH! These two in particular carry the bulk of the in-ring action, while storyline tension and friction between Sable (current champion) and Trish (former champion) play out alongside.



Alexxis helps drive the disrespectful invader back (even promising Melina in promos and online clips that if she wanted a fight she could find one with Alexxis) - the bad girls come off good - but the collaborative auras of the heroes are overpowering. Richter hit’s a Rocker Dropper leg drop to Tamina - only to be outdone by Sable, who power bombs Annie Social into oblivion - just to have Trish Stratus come from out of nowhere (the legal participant) to smash Nattie Neidhart with a sprinboard bulldog for the pin! Trish wants her belt back, and apparently Sable (who had been calling her out during Trish’s reign) is happy to oblige! She makes the challenge official - Sable © vs. Trish Stratus - next week on XPW TV - for the XPW Remixed Woman’s championship! Winner is crowned undisputed fantasy diva and will run the show @ “AHiH”! Oh my! What an announcement! Sable vs. Trish next XPW TV for the championship!! TUNE IN!

Winners: Sable, Trish, Wendi & Alexxis



Fantasy Wrestling Dream Match!

** XPW Remixed Woman's title **
Sable (1999) © vs. Trish Stratus (2006)

Next XPW TV Episode!!


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** DARK MATCHES **

A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...



Prime Time Playaz (Kaos & Titus) w/ GG def. Kendrick & London
(The new “Focus” branded PtP earn a tough victory over Brian & Paul and sell it like they won the Superbowl)

Mildred Burke def. Lizzy Borden
(She does it legally - and after calling out Lizzy Borden and ripping her neck brace off (see “The 18th Letter”) - quickly, efficiently and with great glee. Painful Regal Stretch submission from Burke has bad girl Borden screaming uncle)

Gorgeous George def. John Morrison
(Focus on the lingering neck injury of Morrison, and the "Human Orchid" wins with a Rude Awakening neckbreaker)

Colt "Boom Boom" Cabana def. Heath Slater (w/ Honky Tonk Man)
(A continuation of their feud that has spanned the Territory Wars - see "WCW presents "Halloween Havoc nights 1 & 2")

Fabulous Kangaroos def. Uso’s
(Entertaining International clash of styles on the greatest tag team stage in the Territory Wars. Uso’s look good in defeat, but the FabKangs are eager to reestablish themselves)



Tommaso Ciampa def. Weedman (w/ Ruckus) & Jeremy Buck (w/ Max Buck) & Chris Sabin (w/ Alex Shelley)
(Fatal 4-Way)

(Despite having no back-up whatsoever, new-look Ciampa pulls off the improbable victory. Post match Ciampa promises to bring tag team back-up with him next week on XPW TV (from the same mysterious training camp Ciampa has sought tutelage). Meanwhile - the other 6 men (3 tag teams) wind up getting into between themselves in an impromptu, tornado tag free-for-all… until…)

Pitbulls unscripted rampage
(Pitbulls rampage through the ring, tearing through the smaller tag teams like rabid dogs ripping through fresh meat. Top rope super bomb to Weedman through a table… but before the Pitbulls get too comfortable, we get a familiar theme song interruption…)

”Powers of Potential” (Morgan & Henry w/ Rogers) def. Pitbulls
(Diamonds from Sierra Leone instrumental - and Rogers tries to bribe the Pitbulls off. They seem to be considering the offer from a glib Buddy Rogers, but it’s just a set-up anyway. Mark Henry and Matt Morgan unite to wreak havoc and double-table the Pitbulls for the hell of it. Cue theme song and victorious celebration poses… Morgan & Henry - the Truest Twin Towers in the game!!)

** Dark Match main event **
Dan Severn def. Lord Tensai (w/ Onita)

(Heavyweight slobberknocker with Dan Severn hitting "beast" mode and overcoming Tensai using straight Japanese-style shoot wrestling - despite Onita's ample interference attempts that were stymied by Severn's partner Masahiko Kimura. Once again the Shooters Club proves they are the cream of the crop with an impressive victory)




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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Big criminal deal about Sheamus running through Jack Pfefer with the Brogue Kick - including ambulance runs and lawyer talk. Sheamus isn’t hearing any of it, and still has the physical Boston champion in his possession. Before things turn murderous Sheamus is seen leaving the building with PAUL BOWSER! Never to be seen again! Meanwhile, Jack Pfefer has been sent to la-la-land and XPW Remixed operates tonight with a chief authority figure on premises!!

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"A tag team Dream Match turns into a NIGHTMARE"



D-VON DUDLEY (on the LOD‘s claims of copyright infringement and other “we made you“ big talk): We know we have the rights. So they can sit there and say that all they want. Are we going to fight them? You're damn right we are. They're trying to keep something that's not theirs. They didn't make us. We were making money way before we even got to them (in Extreme Championship Wrestling). In my opinion, they're just trying to be bullies. They say it's business. It ain't business. They're trying to stop someone from making a living.



BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: In the Bible, it says 'God created man in his image… They (Road Warriors) didn't know what to do with us. Me and Devon still have so much more to give. And that's why we're happy XPW Remixed is around because XPW Remixed knows how important tag team wrestling is. They invest time in tag team wrestling. People like tag team wrestling. It's very entertaining, and when done the right way, can be more entertaining than singles wrestling.



D-VON DUDLEY: XPW Remixed giving me what I've been longing for the past year… And that is wrestling on a wrestling show. WWE wants to make their wrestlers into actors -- but we're wrestlers. XPW Remixed gives us non-stop action. They don't put on a whole bunch of talk, and that's one thing that I like about XPW Remixed

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The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) offer their retort - and promise victory when they meet the Dudley Boyz in their championship match @ "AHiH"!!

** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)


Only at "Another Halloween in Hell"!!

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”Return of the STRANGLER”



It came from the bowels of fantasy wrestling hell. The greatest, most powerful heel in the history of organized grappling. A force said to be so devastating, it could literally signify the very END of XPW Remixed as we know it. Even VP Toots Mondt stood fearfully opposed, but Lewis has ordered obedience. This movement unleashed by Lewis is akin to VKM Jr letting the “poison” of N.W.O. into his precious WWF (2002ish). Once you believe... you die.



Intrepid backstage correspondent MSD has been sent to witness the announcement first hand. The address and the cameras have been given is a small, rustic barn in a dark deserted area of Nekoosa Wisconsin, that has been converted into a training gym (w/ ring). Inside this enclave (surrounded by bales of hay and all), there is a sparring session going on in the ring. Few other men gather round the ringside area - watching (picture The Ultimate Fighter TV Show - with fights being attended and viewed by coach, staff and training partners only. One of those men is XPW Remixed VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt - who is furiously shouting instructions to the participants in the ring. It’s still dark and hazy, with thick clouds of cigar smoke hanging in the air - but you can start to make out the two participants - locked in mortal struggle…

DINO BRAVO versus… STRANGLER LEWIS

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It is none other than XPW Remixed president STRANGLER LEWIS himself! Matched in size, stature and strength wise by GDT associate (and Toots Mondt henchman) Dino Bravo! The French Canadian strongman seems to be struggling mightily with some of Strangler Lewis’ clinch work - and the man Mondt is yelling counters and instructions to is Bravo. He’s telling Dino to “go for it!” but Strangler Lewis has expert defensive strategy. Bravo just can’t get a real grip on Lewis, and is constantly floored with side headlock takeovers. You can get the sense that this *sparring* match has escalated beyond that - specifically at Lewis urging, as he locks Bravo in a vicious Dragon Sleeper hold. Mondt implores Bravo to resist - but soon enough the strongman is tapping out! But… Lewis doesn’t release the hold! Matter of fact he holds it on *TIGHT* despite Bravo’s frantic tapping and flailing until Bravo’s body goes cold and limp in his grip! Everybody watches on silently as a fury, anger and sick perverse pleasure can be read upon the Strangler’s face as he releases his victim. Toots Mondt just watches on silently, before entering the ring… and holding Lewis’ arms aloft in victory!

Winner (by submission): STRANGLER LEWIS




Ladies & gentleman - you are witnessing fantasy wrestling HISTORY. Rewatch the above promo for “Apparition”. It’s supposed to serve as a correlation between our minds - madness - and this thing called “fantasy wrestling” (aka “XPW Remixed”). Once you believe - you die. The monster that is being unleashed upon is now is by far the worst scourge of it’s kind. The smothering, stifling, all-encompassing kind of evil that will reclaim the crown for GDT Inc - eliminate the enemy - and take back fantasy wrestling with his own bare hands.

This is the return of STRANGLER LEWIS!

Check out that photo above. See anything strange? I see the literal face of DEATH staring back at us. The skull that can be seen in the smokey photography of that era. Up by the wall - watching down upon the Strangler - staring back at US. Once you believe - you die.

Behold, Territory Wars - your worst nightmare.

STRANGLER LEWIS is BACK!



Once you believe - you die. The Strangler's competitive fires have been stoked - and so he's raised the stakes of the co-main event tag team match tonight between Thesz/Sammartino vs Joe/Gunner... the winner of that tag team bout will get to choose the opponent for Stranglers DEBUT match... scheduled to take place on the NEXT XPW TV EPISODE! Oh my this is *HUGE BREAKING NEWS*! Strangler Lewis is back! His debut takes place NEXT WEEK on XPW TV! And the winner of tonight's tag team bout gets to choose his opponent!*

* (But only if that choice is unanimous between both partners)

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”TRUSTBUSTERS” (Thesz & Sammartino)
versus
“TRUTH N ANARCHY 2012” (Samoa Joe & Gunner w/ Jessica Darlin)


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Vignettes ran all night with each of the men getting re-acquainted with each other. Thesz & Bruno share a recent victory together, but one never truly knows if they are on the same page. Same for Samoa Joe, who walks in on partner Gunner & Darlin in the midst of another vicious argument/domestic dispute. The animosity and intensity between the two men is palpable, but they each share an unwavering desire to crush their enemies and see them tremble at their feet. When the bombshell Strangler Lewis return and announcement was made, it changed the complexion of the match considerably - and raised the stock. Now each man desires a victory even more, with the ability to single-handily shut down (or dominate) the company with the right moves just in reach. In action, the futuristic TNA tandem of Joe & Gunner bring the pain - and Thesz playing face-in-peril. Jessica Darlin raises the slut and sleaze quotient, while serving as a potent distraction for the fans (and indignant Sammartino). But per usual - it is her man Gunner who gets caught up in the mix. Match breakdown with Sammartino & Thesz unleashing their arsenals hold-by-hold and move-by-move, while timing works with them to keep the bad guys isolated and discombobulated. Gunner blows up on Jessica Darlin again, allowing for a Thesz missile dropkick into a Bruno belly-to-back suplex with a bridge for 3. Samoa Joe had bailed on his overmatched partner once again - stewing in in his anger - and even more motivated to finish Thesz once and for all @ “AHiH”. Meanwhile, Bruno & Thesz go face to face again as Sammartino’s intentions remain crystal clear (he wants *HIS* belt back!) They must get it together now one more time to determine Strangler Lewis’ debut opponent next week on XPW TV!!

Winners: THESZ © & SAMMARTINO



Jessica Darlin leaves Gunner stranded again - and the muscle-bound freak tearing his hair out in frustration...

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JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)
II


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Another match with video vignettes throughout the night - illustrating their mutual hatred and covering the events of their first match. MA-area referee Danny Davis tried appealing to Cena on a personal level to explain his last minute “heroic” decision to finish the match (after Cena knocked out the first official). But Cena clearly saw through him and pulled his card. Taz meanwhile continued to rage against the machine (Davis not officially licensed referee - it’s a conspiracy against Taz etc…) and hit some really low blows on Cena by ragging on him hard about his booing fan base. Tonight the path of rage turns the hallowed XPW Remixed arena into a crime scene! Win if you can! Survive if I LET YOU! On commentary, the lone Gordon Solie alludes to the XPW Remixed twitter and social networks going wild with speculation pitting either John Cena OR Taz against Strangler Lewis in his debut! Pure wrestling dream match nirvana either way...



Big match walkouts (HUGE boos for Cena, who walks out unflinching head down - hat brim over his eyes) and cheers for Taz. Match itself is a stiff continuation of their first encounter - with both men going back and forth, spilling outside where rowdy fans closed in around them. They fight through commercial break and fight. At the end Taz reverses an FUAA attempt into a Tazmission - but loses his position and gets locked in Cena’s STFU in return! Taz literally grabs the refs pants, belt and shirt down to desperately drag and claw himself to a rope break. When he finally does get the call - he responds by angrily berating - then SLUGGING - the referee! One more brief exchange between Cena & the Human Suplex Machine leaves Taz flat on his back with a match-ending FUAA! Cena covers him for the count… and once again referee Danny Davis slides into the ring to match the save (because the original ref is still out cold)! 1!.. 2!.. Cena breaks the count - grabs Davis up - and FUAA’s him right in the middle of the ring! Crowd POPS (??) for that move big time! Another series of match-ending moves between Taz & Cena, this time climaxing with Cena TRAPPED in the Tazmission once and for all! But now, scattered pockets of fans have begun chanting FOR Cena (and against Taz’s deliberate, slowdown, fan antagonistic style this match)! Cena powers out of the hold - manages a superhuman comeback - before finishing with an emotional FUAA. He falls, near exhausted, onto Taz body just as the original referee is crawling into place! 1!.. … 2!.. … 3!! Crowd explodes! Then starts slowly trailing off into loud boos… but the battered (slightly bloodied) Cena has survived the path of rage! Not only that, he thrived and emerged victorious! Hustle, loyalty, respect! Rise above hate!

Winner: JOHN CENA




Post match - run in and gangland beat down by the MOVEMENT! Led by Rashad Cameron, the goon squad of 5 men roll on da champ John Cena (aka the “ignorant wigger white boy poseur”) and stomp his West Newbury Mass Ass into jelly. Cryme Tyme 2.0 gets off it’s Total Elimination-like finisher - and Sabian is about to crush Cena’s head with a steel chair stomp - when the good guy cavalry finally rolls in.




Guys like Sammartino, Severn, Kimura, Younger (w/ Kendo sticks) and the champ LOU THESZ all make the heroic run-in and save - driving the thuggish assailants backstage and out of the picture. Thesz and stable regain control of the ring and crowd, and the champion has a few words on the mic. He announces their hand-chosen opponent next week for Strangler Lewis debut. A purists paradise and true fantasy wrestling dream match for the eons: that opponent will be DAN “the Beast” SEVERN (1998)!!



Fans seem receptive to the choice… arm chair quarterbacks wonder if it will turn into another Severn/Shamrock bore fest - purists go ballistic - and Sammartino hangs in the background like it’s not *100%* his first pick. Cena has recovered enough to respond, but it's not enthusiastically. He appears to confront XPW World champion Thesz like *HE* wanted that shot against Strangler... But regardless - it’s done - and next week on XPW TV - Strangler Lewis will debut against shooters club ace DAN SEVERN!! Meanwhile Samoa Joe watches on silently from the entrance ramp (while being held back by security) - starring daggers through XPW Remixed WORLD champion Lou Thesz...



** Bodycount for the evening **

** MATT STRIKER: Hospitalized by Kilo (broadcast partner Gordon Solie stricken by fear & anger)

** JACK PFEFER: Brogue kicked by Sheamus after conspiring to screw him out of the XPW Remixed Boston title.

** LIZZY BORDEN: Previous injuries exxxacerbated by Mildred Burke shoot submission.

** DINO BRAVO: Had to be revived twice after deadly Strangle hold.

** DANNY DAVIS: FUAA by an irate John Cena!! Madness, chaos and anarchy has gripped XPW Remixed! And now the President himself is back in the mix! Stay tuned as the road to "Another Halloween in Hell" continues!!


Next Week on XPW TV Episode #58...

STRANGLER LEWIS (debut) vs DAN SEVERN!!


PLUS!!

More fantasy wrestling DREAM MATCHES abound!!

XPW Remixed Womans champion SABLE defends against TRISH STRATUS!

**NEW (?!?!)** XPW Remixed Boston champion DEAN AMBROSE!!

The 2nd stipulation of this years "Xtreme Elimination Chamber"!!


STAY TUNED!!

** FADE OUT **

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** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II
("Iron Man Match")

** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
feat: SHEIK... SNUFF... SAMI CALLIHAN... POGO the CLOWN... & more!!


** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **


** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)

** King of the Death Match title **
Kilo © versus MESSIAH




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CREDITS:

DUDLEY BOYZ: News channel interview


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XPW TV Episode #58 (Strangler vs Severn)



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Gordon Solie

The countdown to “AHiH” continues… tonight - Strangler Lewis debut match… the XPW Remixed Boston controversy is aired out… Sable vs. Stratus for the biggest prize in fantasy woman’s wrestling… and more information on the medical status of Solie’s broadcast partner Matt Striker… STAY TUNED!!



** CUT **

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** BREAKING NEWS **
(Messiah victim of VIOLENT HOME INVASION)



In shocking, violent news - the “Ravenloft Death Match” scheduled for “AHiH” has irrevocably been *CANCELLED*. The challenger MESSIAH has recently been the victim of a violent, real-life home invasion. Folks, this is not an angle - the injuries to Messiah are REAL and CATASTROPHIC. Apparently - a group of thugs accosted Messiah in his home, beat him unmercifully - and CUT HIS THUMB OFF WITH GARDENING SHEARS. And he’s LUCKY it was only his thumb, if you know what I mean… The shocking expose follows on AMERICA’S MOST WANTED:



Many speculate as to the reasoning, motive (and personality) behind the attack. Was this the dark favor Jack Pfefer called into Rob Black last week?? Revenge for a supposed backstage tryst between Messiah & Rob Black’s wife (at the time) Lizzy Borden?? Either way - Messiah’s thumb has been SEVERED - and he’s gone into underground hiding for recovery. The KotDM title match is OFF. Many questions remain - most of them for injured, neck-brace-wearing Interim VP (and on-screen Commissioner) Jack Pfefer. But Pfefer is more concerned with selling his neck injury and angrily barking at MSD and camera men to leave his office with rude “NO COMMENT” retorts. As far as he’s concerned, Messiah got what’s coming to him. Despite the circumstances, Pfefer now believes XPW Remixed to be a much safer place…

** CUT **

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”The New Villain in Town”



This is the “bigger business” Jack Pfefer had to handle tonight. His official on-screen answer to “the coward” Sheamus’ decision to “flee XPW Remixed” and vacate his title - and the official coronation of *NEW* XPW Remixed Boston champion DEAN AMBROSE. Brief, chilling promo from Ambrose claiming to be the *MAN* around here and champion of the Black Army… when we’re interrupted by Strangler Lewis!



The XPW Remixed President is all smiles for a wary Ambrose (and still sore, neck brace-wearing Jack Pfefer) as he congratulates him on his new championship reign. But more subtle threats from Lewis paint himself (the STRANGLER) as the *MAN* around here (something - when pressed with his throat against the blade - Ambrose does NOT deny…) Strangler (much like everybody else) assumes Pfefer/Black is behind the cancellation of the "Ravenlof Death Match" @ AHiH - and he is reminding everybody of one thing: Strangler Lewis the boss of all bosses. And to top it all off - the XPW President declares a new #1 contender for Dean Ambrose be named tonight - with a 20 Man Over-the-top-rope BATTLE ROYAL! Ambrose & Pfefer are cautious and stifled… Ed Lewis gregarious and joyful. What does the Strangler have up his sleeve NOW??

#1 contender battle royal TONIGHT!!

Winner receives an XPW Remixed Boston championship match against Dean Ambrose
@ "ANOTHER HALLOWEEN in HELL"!!


** CUT **

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** Tag Team Trilogy **
(Further proof XPW Remixed boasts the best tag team division in the land)

PITBULLS versus…
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS (w/ Tommaso Ciampa)


vs. w/

Pitbulls already in ring. Tommaso Ciampa gets TV entrance and has two black-hooded monsters behind him. He unmasks them to unveil: Ryback & Anderson… TRULY BAD INTENTIONS. Competitive squash with the Pitbulls playing well-muscled foils for the brute tactics of Team TBI. They run through the Pitbulls in short order and eject them right out of XPW Remixed (with a twisted version of the Pitbulls own top rope super bomb through a table). With all of Gordon Solie's talk and speculation about the brutal Messiah incident - TCiampa posing alongside the victorious duo post match to cut an intimidating sight. But who is their master sensei???

Winners: TRULY BAD INTENTIONS (*Debut*)



** CUT **

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CRYME TYME 2.0 (w/ Rashad Cameron)
vs
ROAD WARRIORS (Hawk & Animal)


w/
versus


Clash of the Street thugs with the LOD proving to be toughest of the pair. Plenty of pizzazz, action and obnoxious Hip Hop music video-themed antics from the Movement, but the Road Warriors are tag team elite. Doomsday Device to JTG gets the pin - and just the *threat* of a 2nd one to Rashad Cameron is enough to force the bad guys to flee.

Winners: ROAD WARRIORS


** SEGUE **


** XPW Remixed tag team titles **



** DUDLEY BOYZ © vs PRIME TIME PLAYAZ (w/ GG)

vs w/

Not to be outdone, the Dudley Boyz enter to upstage the LOD's victory celebration - flaunt their belts - and remind the world who they are (the BEST). Their tag team championship draw tonight is the new-look FOCUS pairing of Kaos & Titus (the PtP). Good, flavorful variety show from them here but the Dudz keep it gutter, hood and straight Dudley-ville (mucking up the PtP's pretty Hollywood style). 3D through a table to Kaos for the pin. PtP look good but need a bit more seasoning.

Winners (and STILL XPW Remixed Tag Team champions): DUDLEY BOYZ



(Post match the inevitable face-off between the Dudz & LOD occurs - with each team barking in the others faces, the Dudz brandishing their championship belts, waves of security seperating them, and eager fans going wild in the background! This is the "most anticipated match in fantasy wrestling history!" Tune in to "Another Halloween in Hell" for this epic encounter!!)



** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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DAVID OTUNGA versus… NEW JACK!!
(Xtreme Rulesz match)

versus

Strangler Lewis is in the midst of giving a statement to MSD, cameras and reporters regarding Strikers injuries, Messiah's attack, Year-End Territory Wars Awards and his own successful comeback - when they are interrupted by David Otunga! There’s been another successful legal move in his battle to shut down the Xtreme Death match division and soon Strangler Lewis will be out of business (smile). But Lewis completely disarms with genial (yet subtly ruthless) wit and reminds him that until that day happens - Strangler Lewis is still the XPW Remixed president (aka "The Boss of all Bosses")… and makes Otunga compete tonight!!



Later, more vignettes ran of Otunga preparing for his match - and demanding Necro Butcher & Sandman (his clients) watch his back (of which they apparently weren’t too thrilled to do). His mystery opponent - not revealed until the last moment of course - is the returning NEW JACK (imprisoned at the hands of Otunga’s anti-hardcore movement previously). End result is academic - it’s the journey there that’s most fun. In this case, New Jack runs through his trash barrel of toys all over the hated David Otunga in rousing, crowd-pleasing fashion. Meanwhile, Sandman is shown passed out backstage in humorous fashion - and Necro Butcher wants no part of helping his Harvard lawyer out either. So Otunga gets mauled, beaten, pulverized and 187’d - all for the joy of the bloodthirsty crowd. New Jack leads them in chants of “XPW! XPW!” Xtreme lives!

Winner: NEW JACK

** CUT **

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** XPW Remixed Boston championship #1 Contenders match **

BATTLE ROYAL



Strangler Lewis has been laying down the law of the land - both in ring and out. Truly proving he is (beyond the shadow of a doubt) the “Boss of all Bosses”. His ruling declared early in the night set the tone - and now we stand at the precipice of a thrilling 20-man over the top rope battle royal to determine the new #1 contender to Dean Ambrose and his ill-begotten XPW Remixed Boston championship. The champion himself Dean Ambrose is special guest color man alongside Solie for this match - putting his mean streak, vicious wit and “James Dean of Death Match wrestling” persona over. Throughout the night, small vignettes and promos ran from various participants in the match - putting over its significance and challenge. A few big names (like Taz, Mark Henry & Gorgeous George) get TV entrances before commercial. When we return the ring is nearly full - but we still have time for ring entrances for Bruno Sammartino (!!) and John Cena (!!!) The ring has swelled with participants, but before we get started - the final entrant makes his debut. Thundering out to the same theme song as Lord Tensai - and seconded by a cackling Atsushi Onita - is 600 lb+ monster VISCERA (debut)!! Even Ambrose seems taken by surprise. Viscera storms into the ring as Onita disappears into the backstage shadows…



ORDER of ELIMINATION:


JINDER MAHAL
[I](Group effort spearheaded by Colt Cabana & Human Tornado)



”Havana Pitbull” RICKY REYES
(Pitched over the top at high velocity by an enraged JOHN CENA)



DICK SHIKAT
(The enforcer is unceremoniously dumped by the “Powers of Potential” Matt Morgan & Mark Henry - meanwhile somewhere in the back, their superstar agent “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers cackles with satisfaction)



MATT MORGAN
(PoP out dueled by the combo of Cena & Bruno - leading to Morgan’s double clothesline elimination! In the back, Rogers angrily throws his cigar to the ground and stomps his feet while cursing like a sailor!!)



SNUFF
(Eliminated by non-participant THE SHEIK, who pulled him over the top and performed his ever-popular “roaring fireball to the face” bit)


COLT CABANA
(After Reyes earlier elimination, the Movement is getting it together and wreaking havoc. Rashad Cameron & Michael Tarver toss Cabana out)



HUMAN TORNADO
(While battling with the forces of the Movement - he was sneak attacked and dumped by Gorgeous George! The Gorgeous one primps and preens and rubs it in Human Tornado’s shocked face)



MASAHIKO KIMURA
(Eliminated by the joint-tandem of Lord Tensai & VISCERA!)



RUCKUS
(Ex-communicated by his old running buddy Rashad Cameron (aka “Sabian”) and the wild prizefighter Michael Tarver)



MICHAEL TARVER
(All hell started breaking loose when the Movement’s Cryme Tyme 2.0 suddenly ran in and turned the match into a gang fight… Cena & Bruno wound up dueling back-to-back with steel chairs to keep the villains at bay. In the fracas, Tarver wound up taking a steel chair swing from Cena that eliminated him. It also broke his arm - and backstage, Cena never apologized. So Michael Tarver would go on to release a furious Tweet response to the incident - only to be released by the company shortly thereafter. Coincidence? Or racist conspiracy?)

A copy of Michael Tarver’s actual Twitter rampage:
(before he was fired)

"Family im a baaad man YAHWEH NISSI ,, soooooooo stop me if you heard this one for starters I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 Wrestlemanias fun fact there soooooo this guy has a dream job but an adv he meets his dream girl assn db on his dream job he was to be away From his kids so he makes it work while spendiing 3 years trying to get his daughter to tampa to live him away from addcict mother Now during this dream job he fights trains show crazy potential on the mic regarded as one the best ever in developmental so he moves on ,,,To nxt and raw where he is burried on tv treated like trash back stage to the point where a certain top superstar takes notice of this Guy building steam with his promos back stage and begins to feel threatend so one night on a ppv the champ purposely fractures this Persons arm with a chair and after.the match backstage laughs in his face about it and walks off you know im talking about you just cant see See him anyway he takes out threats to his throne back stage to the point where the even get released from their dream job and ironicaly This guys dream wife leaves him tthreatening to take everything from him a month later on the se day his daughter was to move in with With them now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week there Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it because in your opinions WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD.ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY So I saw to all things mention ME ,,,,,,,,IM THAT BAD MAN ,,,,,,,,,,,YAHWEH NISSI"




TOMMASO CIAMPA
(After order was somewhat restored - and most of the Movement taken away in handcuffs - Ciampa was eliminated by Taz in a brief, but exciting inter-generational clash)



GORGEOUS GEORGE
(He spent all night hooked onto the bottom rope, afraid of being touched. He took his action to eliminate Human Tornado and then went right back to cowering. Until he was trapped into brief combat with Bruno Sammartino - for whom the crowd roared their approval. George tried begging off - and even suggested eliminating himself - but Bruno did the duty himself - tossing George over the top rope like a trash bag full of garbage)



DAMIEN SANDOW
(Wild Red Berry alumni Damien Sandow is eliminated by the monster heel Big Daddy V - who’s rampage thus far shows no signs of slowing. On commentary, Dean Ambrose continues to question his and Onita‘s motive - growing more paranoid by the moment)



RASHAD CAMERON
(The loud-mouth braggart is jointly tossed by Bruno & Cena to huge cheers)



MARK HENRY
(Viscera & Lord Tensai prove a powerful tandem - bigger than even the World‘s Strongest Man)



LORD TENSAI
(Onita henchmen dumped by Bruno)



TAZ
(Clung to Cena’s back too long with his deadly Tazzmission - only to have Cena take a desperate last-second back plunge that wind up propelling Taz over the top rope to the floor and elimination! Taz is PISSED by the crowd greatly cheers his loss!)



BRUNO SAMMARTINO
(In a 2-on-1 battle against Viscera, he and Cena run into a brick wall. They briefly manage to get their baby face offense together to rattle the big man - but an accidental clothesline from Cena winds up blasting Bruno over the top rope! Cena eliminates Bruno! By mistake?!? Dean Ambrose on commentary of course claims it’s completely intentional and that Cena (with his recent streak of attacking/punching referees) has shown his true colors!)



BIG DADDY VOODOO
(The artist formerly known as Viscera is reinvented with his black/red NWO Wolfpack-like colors and “Big Daddy Voodoo” moniker. He takes Cena to the bring of elimination, only to fall over the top rope himself by the very end… but his dominant showing has not gone unnoticed)



WINNER: JOHN CENA

Ambrose springs up from the anounce table ready to strike Cena - until Onita appears from the shadows of one of the side entrances. He is seconded by 3 other colorful, deadly, Far East assassins and they stand behind him menacingly. One of them you recognize as Jun Kasai - the 3rd is a woman... but the super-scary one in the front (with ceremonial mask and sword as well) remains urecogniable for now. But their mere presence alone is to cease all action! Both Cena (in the ring) and Ambrose (on commentary) stop what they're doing to watch Onita and his crew. He's clearly got them both psyched out as they don't know how to react! But Onita just smiles - welcomes the man monster VISCERA into their fold (you now realize he's been wearing their gang colors all along) and cackles diabolically! Who is he here with? What are they doing?? And who do they want (Cena or Ambrose)??



Behold the mystery, wonder (and corruption) of
ATSUSHI ONITA!


** CUT **

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** DARK MATCHES **

A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost…



Hilarious mocking vignette of Human Tornado challenging George to a PPV rematch! The Gorgeous One accepts!!

MCMG def. Generation ME vs. PG-13 (Triple Threat tag team)
(Exciting 3-way clash of cruiserweight blurs - MCMG re-establish themselves as threats)

Fabulous Kangaroos def. Heath Slater & Honky Tonk Man
(More notable for the final dissolution of Slater & Honky’s union - brought to a crashing end by a broken HTM guitar over Heath’s head!)

John Morrison def. Brian Kendrick (w/ Paul London)
(Brian & Paul are like Bill & Ted, but even with J-Mo's sore neck he's only one starship pain away from victory)

** Dark Match Main Event **
Wendi Richter def. Annie Social vs. Natalya Neidhart

(Another thrilling victory for the consensus #3 woman wrestler in the world Wendi Richter… but post match she is met in the ring by MILDRED BURKE who extends the “battle with honor” invitation! Richter accepts and the two women embrace and prepare for their showdown! Richter vs. Burke! Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!!)



** CUT **

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SAMOA JOE vs NECRO BUTCHER vs SANDMAN
(Xtreme Rulez Triple Threat)

vs vs

Another Strangler Lewis-mandated match up tonight, as Joe & Thesz continue their social media smear campaign against each other. The champ Lou Thesz & challenger Samoa Joe have traded bitter barbs and shots over everything from their quality of training partners to supposed cardiovascular shortcomings. Both men in the body of their work have proven to be 60+ minute warriors capable of holding a high intensity level. That intensity is on full display here tonight as Samoa Joe tears through the “anti-hardcore” coalition of Sandman & Necro Butcher. They have a shared goal, but that’s about it. They can barely get along and insist on trying to one-up the other until they forget their “death match wrestling is dead” campaign and go Xtreme on each other! Joe relives his brutal Indy feud with Necro Butcher (savagely battering the Butcher with stiff shoot strikes and kicks), Sandman takes all his trademark bumps (including a somersault onto the metal guardrail propped up in the ring), and Samoa Joe winds up choking Necro Butcher unconscious (after his *partner* Sandman whacked in the head with his Kendo stick). Samoa Joe smears the blood upon his chest and screams vulgar death threats at champion Lou Thesz.



Winner: SAMOA JOE


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XPW Remixed Television title
** Tourney FINALS **




Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell!!”

Coming Halloween Night!!


** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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** Territory Turf Wars **



Southshore MA bred Alexxis Nevaeh squares off against Hollywood fashion plate Melina in a battle of the promos. Melina is snooty and full of glamorous condescension as she touts her superiority and that of her home Territory Wars affiliation. Alexxis defends herself, her honor and XPW Remixed’s woman’s division from denigration. She made a vow to defend that turf against any and all comers - and Melina has accepted! These two beauties will clash in a “No Honor No Respect” match @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!

** CUT TO RING **

** XPW Remixed Woman’s championship **



SABLE (1998) © versus TRISH STRATUS (2006)

versus

Another literal fantasy wrestling “Dream Match” - with two of the hottest female acts in HISTORY doing battle on the grandest stage for the biggest prize in the game! Video recap of their XPW Remixed rivalry - and the never-say-die attitude of Trish Stratus contrasted by the bitchy, arrogant condescension of Sable. The bell rings as the two women circle - and the crowd is 100% behind Trish Stratus here (but a few scattered signs in the crowd still support the XPW Remixed champion Sable). Lock up and power struggle won by Sable, who forces Trish back into the corner - but instead of breaking clean, she yells in Trish’s face! Stratus pushes her back only to have Sable retort with a wicked SLAP (oooooooo)!! Trish charges her and they’re off! They scramble, scuffle and brawl on the mat. Stratus applies a front face lock, but Sable pushes her into the corner. Sable gets in a few knees, forearms and chops to Stratus - really showing off her kickboxing skills. But Trish Stratus counters and gets in some Canadian chops of her own on Sable. Sable answers with some knees to the body of Stratus, and then flattens the face of 2000’s WWE woman’s division Trish Stratus with a wicked clothesline. The 1998 WWF Attitude queen (and XPW Remixed woman’s champion) Sable takes time to gyrate, pose and taunt her fallen challenger. Sable with some more kickboxing strikes to Stratus - but her charge off the ropes is leap-frogged by Stratus and met with a dropkick! Trish starts to take over the match. Matrix dodge, spin kick, springboard bulldog and Sable is forced to flee outside the ring!



After some cool down stalling from Sable, Trish finally chases her outside the ring and the brawl continues. Stratus tosses Sable back in the ring and gets a near fall after that beat down. Trish hit’s a backbreaker but can still only get 2. Trish attempts a suplex, but Sable goes back to the weakened rib cage area and takes over. She heelishly works Trish’s midsection with kicks, stomps, stretches and ring-post assisted rams. But even in all her cocky gloriousness, Sable can only get 2 counts. Sable tries for the power bomb - but gets countered into a face plant by Stratus! Samoan drop from Trish and she mounts her comeback - all the way to the bulldog finale. But this time Sable shoves off her attempt and sends her sailing through the middle ropes to the hard arena floor! Sable gets a breather, before following Trish outside and working her over. Back in Sable with a side kick on Stratus, but catches a big kick in the corner from Trish on a charge. The two women exchange numerous near falls and finisher teases. It all climaxes with Trish finally hitting the big bulldog and the crowd exploding! But before she can go for the pin…



Both women are attacked by a marauding AWESOME KONG! Ring the bell frantically as this match has been called on account of CHAOS! The monstrous ex-XPW Remixed woman’s champion (and “Territory Wars Woman/Diva of the Year” nominee) AWESOME KONG goes bananas on the two over hyped Barbie dolls - tossing them about the ring with reckless abandon! Implant busters to both of them! Sable manages to drag her sorry carcass (and her belt) backstage, fleeing instead of fighting - and leaving her opponent Trish Stratus helpless to take a HUGE power bomb from Kong OFF THE ENTRANCE RAMP through a table! OMG! “HOLY S***!” and “XPW! XPW!” chants!

Winner: NONE (no finish)



Awesome KONG has the last word… and laugh!!


** CUT **

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LOU THESZ © versus GUNNER (w/ Jessica Darlin)

versus w/

Another high-quality XPW Remixed TV dream match featuring the rugged, working man success of Lou Thesz and the grimy, sleazy, skullduggery of Gunner & Darlin. The pair has becoming increasingly erratic as of late, with every loss mounting even more emotional frustration (which they take out on others). Gunner with his violence towards Darlin (which she seems to like) - and Darlin with her slutty porn star antics (being caught in highly suggestive scenarios with the likes of XPW Remixed C-Listers like Danny Havoc and Weedman - all who were ultimately throttled by Gunner in backstage vignettes). Solie’s focus on commentary remains Thesz unparallel 2x reign as XPW WORLD champion and reiterates Thesz claim to take on all challengers. The champ handily beats Gunner in a good science vs. strength match and proves he’s ready for the Iron Man challenge against Samoa Joe come “Another Halloween in Hell”. Shooters Club riding high, and stablemate Dan Severn takes on Strangler Lewis TONIGHT!!



Winner (by submission): LOU THESZ


** CUT **


** Feds Crackdown on the Black Army **



Backstage vignette of Commissioner Jack Pfefer (still with neck brace and cranky attitude) is in his office discussing more business matters (but won’t speak despairingly of Strangler Lewis)… Pfefer dodges ANOTHER phone call from Rob Black - until he gets uninvited guests… the FBI! They’re investigating the Messiah incident and all fingers are pointing towards Black/Pfefer. In a panic Pfefer denies everything, but it’s clear the heat is on. He is told to lawyer up and they leave him shaken and panic stricken.. So NOW Jack Pfefer decides to call Rob Black… and what does he tell him? The Coast is clear! All good now for Rob Black’s return to XPW Remixed, where he can reclaim his ownership position! Jack Pfefer is sending the airplane ticket out now! Rob Black will be back at “Another Halloween in Hell!! (but does he realize the muthaphuckkin FEDS are watching??)

** CUT **

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** Xtreme Elimination Chamber Hype **



Sultry, “Xtreme violence meets taboo sex” hype video from hostess Jasmin St Claire - who has been promised as a “prize” to the victor of this match… just watching this hype package makes you feel dirty and violated…

Masada def. The Sheik & Sabu (Impromptu 3-way dance)
(Xtreme death match joined in progress by Sabu who re-inserted himself back into his deadly feud with his uncle. Ultimately, Snuff (another Elimination chamber combatant) attacked Sheik and brawled with him out of the picture. Masada then pinned Sabu after spiking him through a pane of glass. But while Masada was celebrating his gruesome victory - he was blindsided by POGO THE CLOWN (another Elimination chamber participant) who broke his barbed-wire shovel over the back of Masada’s head! Pogo is the last one standing!)



** SEGUE **



But everybody clears the ring when reigning KotDM champion KILO (along with his brainwashed human slave Sammi Lane) makes his way down. He’s trying to cut a mean, shouting promo but he’s practically drowned out by all the BOOS and “SHUT THE F*** UP!” chants from the crowd. He’s the greatest, he’s the meanest, he’s the baddest - he even mocks Messiah’s situation (while claiming to have no knowledge of it of course) - and on commentary Solie is just utterly disgusted with this guy and can’t conceal it (especially after what Kilo did to his broadcast partner Matt Striker). But Kilo’s rant is cut off by…

XPW Remixed president STRANGLER LEWIS



The XPW Remixed makes another decree - since he lost money on the “Ravenloft Death Match” billed for “AHiH” then somebody is gonna have to pay. Therefore, he is inserting Kilo as the last entrant in the Xtreme Elimination chamber - and putting the KotDM title up for grabs! Oh my! Huge cheer from the crowd! Wild, ballistic flip out from Kilo! Strangler Lewis makes a huge decree - boss of all bosses style!

Xtreme Elimination Chamber
(For the King of the Death Match championship!!)

Only @ "Another Halloween in Hell"!!


** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **



We’re back from commercial, but the irate Kilo hasn’t left the ring yet. He’s storming around, yanking on his valet Sammi Lane and generally acting like a violent, belligerent bully. When commentator Gordon Solie mentions something about it, Kilo is drawn to the announcer with an angry fire. He starts picking on Solie and pushing him around, until Solie snaps! He stands up, SLAPS Kilo in his stunned face, and throws the headset at him! The crowd pops HUGE as Solie grabs the house mic on his way up the entrance ramp and just… lets loose. Behold:



GORDON SOLIE: If this was ECW I wouldn’t be working with a hat like you… (referring to the beanie cap Kilo wears and his constant references to destroying ECW in the Territory Wars). You wanna see some spirit? I’m not coming back! And now thanks to the magic of live television, I’m gonna show the whole world why I was the unscripted, uncensored loose cannon of commentary! From Week 1 I’ve got a lecture in the difference between “pro wrestling” and “sports entertainment“… refer to the wrestlers as “superstars“. I’m told to deliberately ignore the moves and holds during the matches so I can “tell stories”… Well ignoring the moves and holds is DAMN INSULTING to the wrestlers - not the “entertainers” - who leave their families 300 days a year to ply their craft in THAT RING! So I swallow the bitter pill, I’m a company guy… now this?? I called live PPVs on my own - solo - hasn’t been done before me or since! But I’m not a “sportz entertainment storyteller”… Well you know what? I’m sick of “Sportz Entertainment“! I‘m sick of Death Match wrestling!! I am sick of boogers and bathroom humor and semen… and I’m sick of our chairman! All to feed his own insatiable ego! I am SICK of sportz entertainment, but most of all I’m sick of YOU! (throws headset in Kilo’s face) I never needed this job and I don’t want this job anymore! I QUIT!

Gordon is leaving, and Kilo is about to give chase… when none other than the “New Horror” Sami Callihan runs in for the save! He takes it right to the KotDM champion - Xtreme style! Hype for the Xtreme Elimination chamber, in which Sami Callihan has vowed to become victorious! KotDM title on the line between SIX of the sickest sonovabitches in Territory Wars HISTORY!



** Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!! **

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** Main Event **



STRANGLER LEWIS (debut) versus DAN SEVERN

versus



There has been much controversy over champion Lou Thesz’ decision to name his stable mate Dan Severn as the Stranglers first opponent. Some say it’s secular and inclusive - otherwise say it will be dreadfully boring. Rumors and rumblings of unhappiness are said to come from Bruno Sammartino, John Cena and others over the decision. But true fantasy wrestling connoisseurs know there is a science to Lou’s pick. Not only has Seven been on a roll lately, and a legit 1990’s throwback to the shooters and hookers of yore - he has a credited victory over Strangler Lewis in fantasy competition. On the old BCCW show “Pyramid’s Peak” (one of the lowest rated shows in company history) Dan Severn *beat* Strangler Lewis by Dragon sleeper submission, even though the loss was never fully accredited or accepted. So with this pick, Lou Thesz is hoping to derail the Strangler Lewis hype train early. All of this would have been covered on commentary, but after Solie’s striking walk out - this match plays to silence. The intensity is palpable, and the excitement genuine. The two warriors host an exciting heavyweight clash that is 100% pure wrestling. Purists and old school mat aficionados are thrilled by the nuances and scientific display - even if loud portions of the audience are prone to chanting “BORING!” at moments in the match. But things pick up at the end when Severn finally gets a successful go-behind and starts hammering Lewis with rolling German suplexes… until the Strangler muscles into defensive position on the mat - stymies Severn with an illegal grip of the tights for leverage - and goes for the Dragon sleeper submission! At the last moment Severn counters out into top control, but Strangler Lewis surprisingly (and deftly) maneuvers Severn into a… Kimura arm lock!?!? Yes, the same hold Severn’s stable mate Masahiko Kimura used to disable Gracie - and Brock Lesnar used to break Triple H’s arm! Severn tries with all his might… before slowly tap… tap… tapping out!! Then he starts tapping out more frantically as Strangler Lewis refuses to relinquish the hold - until he literally *BREAKS DAN SEVERNS ARM* in a brutal, sickening snap!

Winner (by submission): STRANGLER LEWIS



The cavalry of Lou Thesz and others arrives too late - the damage has been done. Thesz leaves with Severn up the ramp, while pausing to have a long distance staredown with his former mentor Strangler Lewis…



just then - BRUNO SAMMARTINO brushes past Lou Thesz and upstages him! Sammartino takes it upon himself to address Strangler for his brutal tactics (both professional, business and in the ring) and vowing to snap his comeback trail himself - like he should have done tonight! That’s right - BRUNO SAMMARTINO IS CHALLENGING STRANGLER LEWIS TO A MATCH @ “AHiH”!! XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt and Lewis briefly confer before Lewis ACCEPTS! Fade out on Lewis & Mondt looking like wolves who just ate an antelope - Sammartino angrily staring them down - and exchanging looks with the XPW World champion Lou Thesz as well!!




Buy the muthaphuckkin PPV!!

** FADE OUT **
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** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II
("Iron Man Match")

** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(For the KotDM title!!)
feat: SHEIK... SNUFF... SAMI CALLIHAN... POGO the CLOWN... MASADA... and KILO ©

** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **
Alberto Del Rio (2012) versus Jack Brisco

Strangler Lewis vs Bruno Sammartino
(Xtreme Grudge Match)

** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)

** XPW Remixed Woman's championship **
Awesome Kong © vs Sable vs Trish Stratus
(Triple Threat match)

**PLUS special attraction woman's matches**
Wendi Richter vs Mildred Burke
Alexxis Nevaeh (XPW) vs Melina Perez (ROH)

** XPW Remixed Boston championship **
Dean Ambrose (2015) © versus John Cena (2012)



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CREDITS:

GORDON SOLIE: Joey Styles "shoot rant" Monday Night Raw
MICHAEL TARVER: Twitter 2011








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XPW Remixed presents "Another Halloween in Hell"

Another Halloween in Hell PPV can be found here:

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XPW TV Episode #59



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Matt Striker & Taz

Welcome viewers to the show - run down the events of “AHiH” PPV (including title changes and Strangler Lewis successful comeback tour) - and hype the events of tonight: Fantasy Diva rematch of the century… debut of the VOODOO MURDERS… and XPW President Strangler Lewis has promised an announcement for the ages! Stay tuned!

** CUT TO RING **

__________________________________________________________________________

”The Boss of all Bosses”



XPW President Strangler Lewis (w/ VP Toots Mondt) in ring for announcements and state of the union address:

* Due to the events of “Another Halloween in Hell”, Bruno Sammartino has chosen to RETIRE *

* Strangler Lewis is actively seeking competition for his next comeback match and expects to have news on that as it develops *

* Rob Black has been divorced from all GDT Inc, Black Army Enterprise, Extreme & XPW Remixed dealings - and Jack Pfefer has been elevated to permanent Commissioner and GM *

* Yes the rumors are true - XPW Remixed is BANNED FROM PPV. It happened as a result of the Federal investigation and raid into the company that culminated at “Another Halloween in Hell” (and NOT - as it is speculated) due to the shows disastrously low ratings *

* That means the next XPW Remixed supershow (“REDEMPTION” - Nov 28th) will once again be broadcast on internet iPPV *

* To compensate for these losses, XPW Remixed will begin airing "The 5-Point Show" (a secondary plead for more points to earn higher draft picks) on Friday nights. A new avenue for fantasy wrestling fans to get their news in 60 mins or less. Stay tuned. *

* Strangler Lewis would like to bury the hatchet and congratulate XPW Remixed World champion Lou Thesz on his victory… *


… but he’s interrupted by Samoa Joe…



Then Dean Ambrose (both of them steamed over the turn of events @ “AHiH”)




Strangler Lewis is about to respond to their combined misery by instituting a #1 Contenders match tonight… when everybody is interrupted once more by the magnificent entrance of (NEW XPW Remixed Television champion) ALBERTO DEL RIO (2011). #1 Contenders shouldn’t be contested amongst losers - but instead champions. Strangler Lewis agrees and Del Rio’s PPV success is rewarded as well when the President makes a Triple Threat #1 Contenders match! NEXT!



** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **


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** #1 Contenders Match **

SAMOA JOE (2007) vs DEAN AMBROSE (2015) vs ADR (2011) ©

vs. vs.

Dean Ambrose wins this inter-generational/promotional Fantasy Wrestling dream match. Everybody looks strong, but Ambrose ambushes Joe after a muscle buster on ADR and steals the pin for himself. Story is Ambrose’s elation… and Samoa Joe’s continued frustration reaching its boiling point.

Winner: DEAN AMBROSE


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Strangler Lewis & Toots Mondt finally meet face-to-face with XPW Remixed WORLD champion Lou Thesz… Strangler wants to bury the hatchet and offers his hand - but Thesz *DECLINES*. Thesz says the office needs him and *HIS* world championship more than he needs the office! Strangler Lewis turns ominous and warns Thesz his Shooters Club will pay the sacrificial cost tonight when he books them into a tag team match against the Voodoo Murders. There blood will be on Thesz’ hands, accuses Lewis. Strangler closes by reminding us that *nobody* is bigger than the office… tense staredown before Thesz marches off, leaving Lewis cold-eyed and steely nerved…

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

"Tag Team Valkyrie"



New XPW Remixed tag team champions LOD take to ring, but Dudley Boyz emerge shortly thereafter as well. The Dudz are reverential towards the Road Warriors, as the crowd cheers both babyface tandems. Good promo from the Dudz putting over glory, honor and fantasy wrestling respect in XPW Remixed and honoring the LODz victory. Crowd cheers the display of respect... until the Dudz swerve everybody and heelishly attack LOD from behind at the last moment. In a vicious, heelish assault - the Dudley Boyz dismantle LOD before driving them through twin tables to end their night. Now the Dudz close with a show-stealing promo completely spitting on everything they just preached - disrespectfully spitting on the title belts and challenging the Road Warriors to another fight @ "Redemption"!... the crowd heat is intense as the Dudz pose with the belts and make their way backstage...[/color]



But the LOD recover just enough to angrily answer the Dudz on the mic... they want a fight too, but they don't want to wait until the iPPV "Redemption"... they want the Dudz TONIGHT!! CROWD CHEERS! No Holds Barred! But the Dudz will only do it if the titles are on the line... LOD is so heated they agree!! XPW VP Toots Mondt has materialized on the scene to make it official (and relish in the violent atmosphere)!! Title match tonight!!

**XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **

Road Warriors © vs Dudley Boyz
II

TONIGHT!!



** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **




XPW Remixed president Strangler Lewis addressing his inner sanctum from within the confines of his presidential suite. 1) Begin the tide of darkness he urges Onita, the floor is your tonight. 2) A nod to Jack Pfefer - initiate smear campaign on the enemy. 3) To late arrival of the meeting Dean Ambrose he simply offers these cautious words - choose wisely. Is he talking about Ambrose’s loose cannon unpredictable allegiances?? Or his prospective title rematch with XPW Remixed Boston champion John Cena?? (Ambrose & Onita exchange uneasy, shifty glares) Just then - a sexy secretary (Jasmin St Claire!) enters with an urgent fax for the President… Lewis takes one look at the paper and his eyes flare with anger! He demands everybody OUT of the office - and Toots Mondt complies; ushering everybody out and slamming the office door! What information has driven Strangler Lewis into this fury??

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

** Fantasy Diva Rematch of the Century!! **

SABLE (1998) versus TRISH STRATUS (2006)

versus

Everybody will debate the merits of Sable vs. Trish Stratus for as long as fantasy wrestling exists. A strong case can be built for each of them. But here in XPW Remixed? Sable wins cuz she went all the way! Match-ending Sablebomb is like the Playboy pictorial Trish Stratus never dropped - and gives Sable the right to gyrate over Stratus at her leisure.



Winner: SABLE



Real story is the post match run-in and beat down by COMBAT TOYODA! Unleashed by her mentor Onita, she rushes the ring to attack both women with a Kendo stick - but Sable wisely slinks away. With a catty smirk she deserts the ring instead of helping Trish - thus leaving her to destruction. Trish puts Combat Toyoda over as the next monster heel of the Woman’s division… and Alexxis Nevaeh as the heroic defender when she comes to Trish‘s aid; driving Combat Toyoda away and ending the segment.



** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Inside the Shooters Club locker room, Thesz is preparing with Kimura & Younger… when John Cena walks in. They have a man-to-man moment of mutual respect and recognition, and the Chain Gang commander promises to watch Lou’s back if he does the same for Cena… but Thesz is noncommittal! There’s a sniff of insecurity in the air, as Thesz desperately seeks to keep the status of his World title elevated over Cena’s 3rd reign as Boston champion… the two men share a stare down, before Cena excuses himself from the locker room.

** CUT TO RING **

VOODOO MURDERS (debut!!) w/ Onita
versus
KIMURA & YOUNGER


w/ vs.

Onita still in ring, on mic, unleashing a tirade. His Voodoo Murders camp awaits action behind him. Shooters Club members Younger & Kimura answer the challenge. Commentators discuss Severn’s broken arm at the hands of Strangler Lewis (see XPW TV Episode #58: Strangler vs. Severn). Taru is violence personified and his vicious temper actually results in a DQ loss in their debut. But their message is made when Kimura & Younger join stablemate Dan Severn on the injured reserve list as the result of the weapons-filled beating that is joined by a SECOND SET of massive Voodoo Murder killers...

THE HEADHUNTERSZ



They've returned to XPW Remixed bearing Voodoo Murder colors and driving the remnants of Thesz' Shooters Club out of XPW Remixed for good! Onita happy.

Winners (by DQ): YOUNGER & KIMURA (??)



Lou Thesz & John Cena make the run-in and save, overcoming the numbers disadvantage in superhuman fashion. They clear the ring to resounding cheers before coming back to back and then face to face... tension that is exacerbated by the arrival of Strangler Lewis on the entrance ramp! The President is angry (as commentators surmise the contents of the fax that got him all bent out of shape) and says because Thesz & Cena enjoy working together so much - he's ordering them into a tag team match! Tonight! Against a rising force in XPW Remixed with a legit gripe to pick with them! (the Headhunterz are stalking ringside like wild animals, snapping at Thesz & Cena in the ring) But the best part is - if Thesz/Cena refuse *OR* lose the match - they will be STRIPPED of their respective championships for contract violations! Thesz and Cena are left to stare each other down suspiciously...



THESZ & CENA team up tonight, with their championship titles on the line!!

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

COMBAT TOYODA (w/ Onita) vs WENDI RICHTER

w/ versus

Back from commercial, Onita and troops still in ring... emboldened by their earlier conquest. Now - the mysterious and dangerous COMBAT “Mother in Law” TOYODA takes center stage. Onita is calling for Alexxis Nevaeh on behalf of Combat, but commentators remind you Alexxis accompanied Trish Stratus in the ambulance to the hospital. Instead - Onita’s challenges are answered by WENDI RICHTER - who sticks up for her rock-n-roll sistas! Inspiring woman’s match between the two, punctuated by chants of “USA! USA!” for Richter. Both wrestlers come off strong but this night and day belongs to VOODOO MURDERS. Onita’s interference leads to Toyoda’s devastation - and in perhaps the most shocking moment in XPW Remixed woman’s division history… she torches Wendi Richter right out of the company for good…



Winner: COMBAT TOYODA

** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

"Rise of Darkness"



JOHN CENA © & LOU THESZ ©
versus
THE MOVEMENT


versus

Starts with a swerve, as the newly-returned (former XPW Remixed tag team champion) Headhunterz are assumed to be their opponents. Instead, it is BLKJeez & the Havana Pitbull - the Movement! With a legit gripe against the lilly-white champions. Good match but Cena & Thesz win cleanly and definitively (even if there was a mutual tension brewing between them the entire time). The Movement has been neutered and will surrender to in-fighting from here on out.

Winners: CENA & THESZ




Post match - the Black Army make the run in and attack - but this time Ambrose & Onita work together. And in the end - who should stop the Voodoo Murders, Dean Ambrose & Onita from doing to Thesz & Cena what they’ve done to the others? XPW President Strangler Lewis, who calls the dogs off before last breath can be drawn. Message is clear - surrender the titles back to XPW Remixed or suffer the consequences. The slight swerve comes when Dean Ambrose forsakes his assumed title rematch against Cena for bigger fish - and targets Lou Thesz with a PPV title match. That leaves the Voodoo Murders gang to hold a beaten Cena in crucifix form before their tyrannical leader Onita - who spits upon Cena’s American idealism and promises victory for himself at “Redemption”! If Cena & Thesz can make it to “Redemption” - they fight the last two Black Army aces in a battle for fantasy wrestling supremacy!! Fade out on Strangler Lewis‘ grim smirk of satisfaction…



Thesz © vs. Ambrose!

Cena © vs. Onita (w/ Voodoo Murders)!

Only @ “REDEMPTION”!!

Stay tuned!!


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** King of the Death Match championship **



SAMI CALLIHAN © vs KILO vs SNUFF vs POGO THE CLOWN
("XPW Originals Fatal 4-Way Massacre")

vs vs vs

New KotDM champion Sami Callihan defends his bloody crown against a run of XPW Originals - proving his Death Match superiority is no fluke.

Winner (and STILL KotDM): SAMI CALLIHAN



Story of the match comes during the grim aftermath… while Sami Callihan is celebrating his gory victory… we are interrupted by DAVID OTUNGA! The smarmy lawyer is proud to announce he WON his case against XPW Remixed! At the end of the month, their license to promote Death Match wrestling is TERMINATED with no renewal! Commentators (and Sami Callihan) are shocked! They speculate this was the information Strangler Lewis received in the fax. Death Match wrestling is dead! And next week - David Otunga will take great pleasure in personally stripping the KotDM championship himself! Sami Callihan wants to tear out of the ring and rip his head off… but stops short when Necro Butcher & Sandman (Otunga’s lecherous clients) amble out to back up their attorney. All 3 men smirk with self satisfaction as the ramifications of this landmark legal decision settle in… Death Match wrestling is BANNED come December 1st!




** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE (Grim Conclusions) **



Backstage cameras catch Strangler Lewis & Toots Mondt during a quiet moment in their office. Mondt is warning Lewis they have all their eggs in one basket with this Black Army alliance - and still have one more signing left by Rob Black to deal with (a triple set of new contracts rest on the desk). But just as important as lost PPV revenue streams and TV time slot changes - now the Death Match division officially ends December 1st (Lewis is clutching the legal fax). Mondt implores Lewis to reconsider his next move, claiming some may brand it as the act of a desperate federation… but Ed Lewis is resolute. He says this is something that must be done. One last gamble and Lewis will be the moving the pieces into play NEXT WEEK. He picks up the office phone and says “operator, get me Verne Gagne…”

** CUT **


__________________________________________________________________________

** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **



ROAD WARRIORS © versus DUDLEY BOYZ

versus

Sick main event match - a continuation of their epic battle @ “AHiH”… but this one isn’t framed by a mutual respect. Now, with the Dudley Boyz full-blown heel turn at the beginning of the show, this fight takes on an unholy bloodlust. A violent carnage so unrestrained - it tears up the arena concession stand like Tupelo - and sends pockets of fans scattering from the fracas. Hawk winds up 3D through a table at one point… before Animal retaliates a little later by swinging a huge television camera arm right into Bubba & D-Von’s heads! In the end, with television time running out and full control lost, one of the tag team championship belts actually gets *DESTROYED* by an errant Bubba Ray swing that hit’s the steel ringpost. The belt plate shatters upon impact as the fight continued. The LOD fight off the Dudz and are about to hit a match-ending Doomsday Device on D-Von (again), when Bubba pulls him to safety - and the Dudleyz begin their retreat… with the last XPW Remixed championship belt! They’re stealing the last surviving belt and fleeing with it! Meanwhile the Road Warriors rebel by overturning scaffold equipment and ringside accessories until a small riot breaks out! A small trashcan FIRE pops up somewhere in the stands! Striker & Taz are frantically signing us out! A loud “XPW! XPW!” chant can be heard as screens cut to black.

Winners: NONE (No Finish)

** FADE OUT **

__________________________________________________________________________



** XPW World championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © vs Dean Ambrose (2015)

** XPW Boston championship **
John Cena © vs Atsushi Onita (w/ Voodoo Murders)



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The 5-Point Show (XPW TV #59) *DEBUT*

** The 5-Point Show **

A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... when we last left off, Ambrose targeted Lou Thesz for the XPW World championship while Onita and his Voodoo Murders look to exterminate John Cena. The LOD & Dudz contensted a brawl that literally brought the house down. A small riot broke out that cost the company a small fortune in insurance and civil suits. Ramifications for this incident will be felt by both teams... stay tuned for words from XPW VP Toots Mondt on the matter (and destroyed tag team belts) a little later...



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JACK BRISCO vs JINDER MAHAL

vs
Jack Brisco def. Jinder Mahal
(Reasserts his classic-age dominance and ends Mahal’s run of fiery rhetoric... meanwhile, Jack Brisco will be getting an XPW TV title rematch against ADR on the next XPW TV Episode! Stay tuned!)

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TRULY BAD INTENTIONS vs CRYME TYME 2.0

vs
Truly Bad Intentions def. Cryme Tyme 2.0
(Singular dominance by Ryback & the Machine Gun while CT2.0 is left to bicker amongst themselves)

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** Interlude **


** Human Tornado is serious - and wants a rematch against Gorgeous George (see “AHiH”)… George thinks that’s preposterous and that he proved Tornado’s first win was a fluke. DECLINED **


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

MILDRED BURKE vs ANNIE SOCIAL

vs
Mildred Burke def. Annie Social
(Burke whips some white trash ass with class)

__________________________________________________________________________

TEAM 4:20 vs GENERATION ME

vs
Ruckus & Weedman def. Generation ME
(the jobbing out of GenME continues as they will be leaving the company very frustrated and full of complaints. Ruckus & Weedman meanwhile continue to host the greatest victory celebration in fantasy wrestling today)

__________________________________________________________________________

JOHN MORRISON vs DAMIEN SANDOW

vs
John Morrison def. Damien Sandow
(Focus is still on the sore and weakened neck of JMo, but he manages to get the job done against Sandow tonight. Revenge for his loss to the Intellectual savior in the XPW TV Title tourney on XPW TV Episode #56)

__________________________________________________________________________

** Breaking News **
(Tag Team titles vacated)



Toots Mondt discusses the end of XPW TV Episode #59 and the aftermath of LOD/Dudley Boyz riot-starting brawl. Both teams have been fined an indeterminable amount - have been *BANNED* from competing in that county of California - and LOD are *STRIPPED* of their claim as champions! That means - to preserve the sanctity and lineage of Mondt's precious tag team straps - a tournament of contenders will immediately be established. These teams will battle for the right to a tag team championship match @ "REDEMPTION" for the now-vacant straps. Both the Dudley Boyz & Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) had seperate retorts to this decision - neither pleasant, or suitable for uncensored viewing.

XPW Remixed Tag Team straps VACANT!?!

Tournament to crown new champion begins on XPW TV Episode #60!!


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

HONKY TONK MAN vs HEATH SLATER

vs
Honky Tonk Man def. Heath Slater
(Filmed in Memphis TN, crowd is electric for the old school heat between these two and they put on a highly-entertaining match punctuated by a guitar smash to the head (HTM’s counter to Slater’s annoying air guitar)

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________


** Breaking News **
Drunken mugshots released of Gunner - he dropped a heartbroken Jessica Darlin - only to renege later. But when he found her in gangbang position with a bunch of undercard and Death Match wrestlers he flipped out. Arrested for aggravated assault. But when he makes bail, he coming back to XPW Remixed to challenge the head culprit of this little underground LA porno scene... SNUFF!



__________________________________________________________________________

MCMG vs KENDRICK & LONDON

vs
Motor City Machine Guns def. Kendrick & London
(MCMG continue to rise back up the ranks in a bid to reclaim *THEIR* championship. At 100% tonight, they vindicated themselves by avenging their loss to Kendrick & London on XPW TV Episode #56. Commentators cover the all new contenders tourney for the now-vacant tag team straps, and how every time is now violently jockeying for position)

__________________________________________________________________________

FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs PRIME TIME PLAYAZ

vs w/
Fabulous Kangaroos def. Prime Time Playaz (w/ GG)
(PtP not quite ready for prime time as the OG FabKangs do their business and fly their Australian flags high. They get a few moments of post-match mic time to put over their participation in the contenders tourney for the vacant XPW Remixed tag team titles next XPW TV Episode #60)

__________________________________________________________________________

MATT MORGAN vs COLT CABANA vs
NECRO BUTCHER... SANDMAN!!


vs vs vs
** Dark Match Main Event **
Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers) def. Colt Cabana vs. Necro Butcher def. Sandman
(Fatal 4-Way match (becomes so after Sandman's prolonged drunken interference) that stays competitive for the most part, but Morgan is just too big, too stiff and too strong by the end. "The Blueprint" wipes everybody out before the big finish on Colt Cabana. Commentators say Morgan was jealous his stablemate Mark Henry got the Pre-PPV spot @ "AHiH". But suddenly - Morgan & Rogers' victory is interrupted by NEW JACK! The OG of Xtreme goes to town on Matt Morgan with weapon shots galore - and challenges his stablemate Mark Henry to a match tonight!! An irate Buddy Rogers accepts on behalf of his stable!

** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

NEW JACK vs MARK HENRY (w/ Buddy Rogers)

versus w/

Back from commercial, New Jack already in ring - full entrance for “World’s Strongest Man” (Mark Henry) and “World’s Smartest Agent” (Buddy Rogers). Good, brief, hellacious affair with both men getting over but New Jack taking a hellacious beating. Mark Henry gets to demonstrate some of the strongman feats that made his World title run so devastating, by dismantling, withstanding or punching through any gimmicky weapon shot thrown his way by New Jack. But despite his unholy beating, New Jack still manages to drag himself to the balcony seating section and thunder bomb Mark Henry with a suicide plunge. He misses, and Mark Henry carries him all the way back into the ring for a World’s Strongest Slam to end this massacre in his favor. Meanwhile, his post match celebration (complete with Buddy Rogers and his ever present victory cigar) is watched closely with a jealous eye backstage by stablemate Matt Morgan (still nursing his wounds from New Jack‘s earlier assault)…

Winner: MARK HENRY



** CUT **

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"Boss of all Bosses chooses his next victim"



John Morrison is in the trainers room getting his neck worked on, when XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt passes by with some sarcastic comments directed towards him. The Shaman of Sexy doesn't shy away though, and confronts Mondt's jibes head-on and denying any kind of lasting damage... but that claim is immediately called into question by STRANGLER LEWIS who enters the scene! So it is said, let it be done! The next fantasy wrestling dream match and Strangler Lewis' future victim (I mean "Opponent") has been chosen! Next week - Strangler Lewis loads his plate by prepping for a match, and finally promising that grand announcement that will *change the game forever*!!



Strangler Lewis vs John Morrison!

The Strangler's improbable comeback tour continues on the next XPW TV Episode! STAY TUNED!!

** ROLL CREDITS **

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XPW TV Episode #60 (Tag Team Valkyrie)



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Matt Striker & Taz

Video recap of Strangler Lewis union with the Black Army, and the rise of Dean Ambrose & Onita (w/ his “Voodoo Murders” camp). They climb to the summit where fantasy wrestling deities (and reigning XPW Remixed champions) Lou Thesz & John Cena await. This clash between light and dark occurs at “REDEMPTION”… meanwhile - a fantasy wrestling dream match of such Xtreme proportions, it nearly crumbled an entire tag team division (and destroyed an entire building). The Road Warriors / Dudley Boyz rematch from XPW TV Episode #59 that was so out of control it resulted in a riot, broken title belts, civil suits, fines - and finally - a championship vacancy. That void will be filled @ “REDEMPTION”, but begins TONIGHT when 10 of the greatest tag teams in fantasy wrestling today compete for this iconic prize. Tonight is “Tag Team Valkyrie” as XPW Remixed begins the road towards “REDEMPTION”. Will they find it, or forever be doomed??

** CUT TO RING **

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** XPW Remixed Tag Team TOURNEY **

TEAM 4:20 vs FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs. PRIME TIME PLAYAZ


versus versus
w/

Exciting highlight reel recap of this torrid 3-way dance. PtP (in Focus) are the glitz and glamour - Team 4:20 the rebellious underdogs - and FabKangs are ornery and resilient. DWI-like finisher upon Weedman, after his partner Ruckus took out PtP @ ringside with a suicide plancha, and he was felled with a shot from the Australian flagpole that is forever present in the FabKangs corner. Former 2x XPW Remixed champions the Fabulous Kangaroos are ready to reach the top again. Even bigger news - their manager (injured at the hands of a Dudley Boyz flaming table spot) WILD RED BERRY returns to their side next week as the Tag Team Valkyrie tourney continues!

Winners: FABULOUS KANGAROOS

** CUT **

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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Angry Samoa Joe on a tear, looking for XPW President Strangler Lewis… finds XPW VP Toots Mondt instead… we recall Joe has been *BANNED* from competing for the XPW Remixed Boston title and is now seemingly blackballed from XPW World title contention as well (Lou Thesz is ducking him)… but Mondt diffuses the situation by enticing Joe with another championship scheme… Joe is intrigued but the office door is rudely shut before we can hear anymore…


** CUT TO RING **


** XPW Remixed Tag Team TOURNEY **
(Qualifer)

THESZ & CENA versus HEADHUNTERZ

versus

Thrown together by the joyous hands of XPW VP Toots Mondt - hoping to see combustible elements explode before “REDEMPTION”… Cena & Thesz are on a crash-course with destiny. Once again threatened to have their titles stripped should they not comply - Thesz & Cena were forced to compete together in the Tag Team Valkyrie series. But even at their stature, they are made to “earn their keep” within the tag team division first - hence this one time “Qualifying Match”… against returning former XPW Remixed tag team champion HEADHUNTERZ. Brutish, rough and thuggish match that finds Cena & Thesz pounded by the twin gargantuan. There is a layer of one-upsmanship and distrust between the two baby face champions, which is why (despite their spectacular singles ability) they can’t keep the advantage for long. In the end, a series of finishing moves has Cena & Thesz inching closer to victory - only to have Headhunterz throw hell all out the window and sink in for the DQ beat down. We finish with twin 400+lb stereo moonsaults from the savages. They may be ousted out the tourney, but the Headhunterz have cleared the way for their Voodoo Murder stablemates to proceed unobstructed Meanwhile somewhere in the back, their evil leader Onita chuckles heartily as his PPV opponent John Cena must be helped to the back by medical personnel.

Winners (by DQ): THESZ & CENA

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** XPW Remixed Tag Team TOURNEY **

VOODOO MURDERS vs. MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS


versus

Classic “big men versus lightning blurs” match, with the MCMG complicated chain of synchronized maneuvers being abruptly ended by a thunderous pulverizing. Taru is violence personified, with Big Daddy Voodoo playing the brutal exclamation point. Voodoo Murders go over clean and in horrifying fashion - ready to stake their bloody claim atop the XPW Remixed tag team food chain.

Winners: VOODOO MURDERS

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TRISH & ALEXXIS vs. AWESOME KONG & MOTHER-IN-LAW

versus

The Black Army reign of terror continues when - back from commercial break - Combat Toyada is in the ring beckoning for her opponents to come fight. Trish & Alexxis get a combined TV entrance (bubbly, vivacious baby faces) but are just as shocked as the rest of us (and the commentators) to learn “Mother-in-Law’s” partner for the night is… XPW Remixed Woman’s champion (and “Fantasy Wrestling Woman of the Year” nominee) AWESOME KONG!! Heel tandem looks super powerful and devastating - Trish & Alexxis are plucky, resilient underdogs - and the commentators get a few moments to put over each woman’s credibility (including Toyoda who is new to XPW Remixed viewers). But in the end, oil and water don’t mix - and a miscommunication between Toyada & Kong (resulting in Kong getting rolled up by Trish for the win!) turns into a fiery explosion. Trish & Alexxis barely have time to soak up their victory, before high-tailing it out of there as Kong & Combat have their in-ring confrontation. It quickly escalates to blows, and it takes a phalanx of XPW Remixed security guards being tossed like blow up dolls by the two woman to finally put an end to the brawl! OMG a violent implosion of evil!

Winners: TRISH STRATUS & ALEXXIS NEVAEH

** CUT **

** XPW Remixed Woman's championship **
Awesome Kong © vs Mother-in-Law

Next week on XPW TV!!



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** XPW Remixed Tag Team TOURNEY **

ROAD WARRIORS versus DUDLEY BOYZ
III


versus

Another devastating encounter that doesn’t even make it to the ring. These 4 men start going at it in the backstage area in a hellacious brawl, tearing through the backstage arena like Superstorm Sandy. There are innocent casualties, property damage and violent weapons shots involving both teams. But most gregarious of all - their brawl actually bursts through Jack Pfefer’s closed door and consumes his office! The irate Commissioner makes a ruling against both teams (a double DQ!) - only to drive them together just long enough to take out some anonymous Pfefer henchmen (plus Snuff & Lord Tensai who happen upon the scene as well) - before Animal hoists Pfefer up in the air and Bubba Ray Dudley puts the Commissioner through his own desk with a 3D!! Jack Pfefer is left twitching in the wreckage, while the Road Warriors & Dudz continue their ferocious assault upon each other!

Winners: NONE (Double DQ)


**CUT **

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



David Otunga (backed by Sandman & Necro Butcher) has a tense confrontation with reigning KotDM champion Sami Callihan. While Otunga has indeed legally put an end to “Death match” wrestling come December 1st - Sami Callihan is still right: it’s not December 1st yet, and Callihan ain’t giving up with a fight. So Otunga can’t *strip* Sami of the title tonight like he wanted to, but he does an advance booking sheet of KotDM matches until that date. And this week - on the next “5-Point Show” - Sami Callihan is defending his title in an “ECW Classics Triple Threat” - against OG Sheik & Sabu! Otunga and his crew chuckle, intent on never letting Callihan see December 1st to begin with…

“ECW Classics Triple Threat Match” for the KotDM title!!

On the next “5-Point Show”!!


Stay tuned!!

** CUT **

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** XPW Remixed TV Title **



ALBERTO DEL RIO © w/ Ricardo Rodriguez
versus
JACK BRISCO


w/ versus

Moments before the 15 minute TV time limit were to expire on this classic affair - Ricardo Rodriguez made a crucial miscalculation in strategy that resulted in ADR being trapped in a Figure 4 leglock! Rodriguez couldn’t even interfere (after having his shoelaces hopelessly lassoed around the ringpost) and ADR tried holding on as the seconds ticked down - but finally couldn’t! Within moments to spare, ADR frantically tapped out to Brisco’s finisher - ceding the match and his title! NEW XPW Remixed TV champion! Oh my what a historic night!

Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed TV champion): JACK BRISCO (1975)




** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Interviewer MSD tries to get a word with Strangler Lewis (RE: his match later tonight and “historic announcement”) - but gets blocked by Toots Mondt instead. Lewis is preparing for his match and not taking questions now. All will be revealed later. Mondt also won't comment on Pfefers condition (after being destroyed by the LOD/Dudley Boyz) but does allude to some kind of contractual provision that is going to allow Dean Ambrose & Onita to PICK THE OPPONENTS for Thesz/Cena next week on XPW TV! MSD wants to question Mondt further - but they are interrupted by DINO BRAVO (who urgently and angrily demands to speak with Mondt… privately). Before Bravo shoves MSD and the cameras out of the way and slams Mondt’s office door, we hear something about a “bounced check” RE: the job Bravo did for Strangler Lewis…

** CUT **

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** XPW Remixed Tag Team TOURNEY **

THESZ & CENA versus… SAMOA JOE & DEAN AMBROSE


versus

Both Thesz and Cena worn down from the earlier assault, and there was even speculation (raised by Thesz) that Cena might not show up for this fight. Their opponents turned out to be Dean Ambrose (not surprisingly) and his partner SAMOA JOE (somewhat surprising). The bad guys are ruthless, and the good guys have a hard time staying on the same page. But when they do - watch out. Cena and Thesz embark upon a solo chain of maneuvers (Cena to Ambrose & Thesz to Joe) that unfold simultaneously upon their foes - until each of them finishes with an STF deathgrip! Thesz the originator and Cena with his new millennium STFU! Joe & Dean both seem dangerously close to tapping out - until those damn HEADHUNTERZ run in again! WHAM! It was a set-up all along, and the HH’z once again lay a double whammy on the champions. Except Samoa Joe apparently wasn’t in on the set-up, as he has a brief shoving confrontation with Dean Ambrose over the loss - until just throwing his hands up in frustration when the Headhunterz back up Dean. Samoa Joe storms away cursing up a storm, while the Black Army Voodoo Murders continue…

Winners (by DQ): CENA & THESZ



The beat down continues - until Thesz & Cena roar back into contention. They combine to dispose of the Headhunterz, and finally (ultra dramatically) come face to face again… before deciding for unity one more time and clobbering Dean Ambrose! But this time - their comeback is cut off at the pass by ONITA - who ushers two more attackers through the crowd, over the guard rails - and onto Cena & Thesz! 6-on-2 beating and now Thesz & Cena don’t stand a chance! OMG look who it is laying the boots down on them, on behalf of the Voodoo Murders…!!

TERRY FUNK & MIKE AWESOME!!



The assault continues as the commentators alternate between bugging and marking out - and Cena & Thesz are laid out underneath American flags! TERRY FN FUNK (is back!) of all people cuts a hellacious closing promo, where he touts the Voodoo Murders - disparages Lex Luger & the NWA title situation (with Funk claiming he & Awesome are here tonight on behalf of Onita to make sure stuff like that never happens again) - and announces *THEY* are the mystery opponents for Thesz & Cena next week! Oh my, the GDT Inc/Black Army conspiracy is complete! They’ve literally doubled their chances of claiming the World & Boston titles for their own!!



NEXT WEEK ON XPW TV:

Terry Funk versus John Cena!!

Lou Thesz versus MIKE AWESOME!!


Stay tuned!!


** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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STRANGLER LEWIS (w/ Toots Mondt) versus JOHN MORRISON

versus

Definitely headed into a TV overrun, and Strangler Lewis *STILL* isn’t forsaking any of his elaborate television walkout time. Big time MMA-style intro from the ring announcer, and a “tale of the tape” for both men. Contradiction of styles that nonetheless provides an exciting fight. Strangler Lewis is stiff and uncooperative, collapsing on Morrison every time he gets the chance and dragging him to the mat. It is only John’s superhuman agility and speed that allows him an escape. The flashes of offense and flurries of blow benefit Morrison, and anytime he gets the advantage - Strangler Lewis rolls out of the ring to regroup (and stall). On the last exchange, “The Shaman of Sexy” launches himself like a torpedo over the top rope to the floor - where Lewis dodges at the last moment, but Morrison takes out Toots Mondt instead (and leads to the only “XPW!” chant of the night). But that allows Lewis to hurl Morrison from behind into the steel ring post, and suddenly JMo’s previously injured neck becomes a sore point of contention. There’s little he can at this point, as Lewis is just excruciatingly vicious and nearly cranks Morrison’s head right off his shoulders with an airtight Dragon Sleeper. The Strangler does the same to John as he did his previous foes - refusing to release the Sleeper until Morrison’s arms and legs flailed frantically… then finally fell still. The Strangler squeezes the last breath from another opponent. Mr Mondt has recovered enough to lay a sympathy boot into Morrison’s ribs, but he ain’t moving. The Boss of all Bosses does it again - and his improbable comeback tour continues…

Winner (by submission): STRANGLER LEWIS



”Death Comes in 3’s”
(The Strangler Lewis announcement)



Strangler Lewis announces the formation of 3 landmark decisions that will change the Territory Wars landscape forever… a series of *TITLE UNIFICATION* bouts!! This scorched-earth program will fortify and unify the fractured denizens of the Territory Wars like never before! This is a time of cataclysmic CHANGE. A time for a new ERA and new regime to rule fantasy wrestling. This is EPIC and it’s coming straight from the Boss of all Bosses. This series of 3 historic match-ups will begin at “REDEMPTION”… as Strangler Lewis unveils the following information…



** AWA championship match to be contested @ “REDEMPTION“!! **

The reigning and undisputed AWA champion will debut NEXT XPW TV EPISODE! OH MY YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!


** Three huge title unification bouts!! **

** The 1st comes at “REDEMPTION” with an AWA championship match! **

** The AWA champion arrives in XPW Remixed arena NEXT WEEK!!

STAY TUNED!!

** FADE TO BLACK **
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** XPW World championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © vs Dean Ambrose (2015)

** XPW Boston championship **
John Cena © vs Atsushi Onita (w/ Voodoo Murders)

** AWA Title match!! **



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The 5-Point Show (Episode #60)

** The 5-Point Show **



A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... And it's only the 2nd show and already there's been a time change. Moved to Sunday - with an early release time to capitalize on whatever *OTHER* PPV event may be going on that XPW Remixed can leech off... when we last left off the tag team Valkyrie tourney has come down to 3 teams - Fabulous Kangaroos (with returning manager Wild Red Berry) - the Voodoo Murders - and the newly formed super team of Lou Thesz & John Cena! But first, Cena & Thesz have singles matches against NWA superstars MIKE AWESOME & TERRY FUNK on the next XPW TV Episode! Meanwhile, Strangler Lewis has made the landmark announcement of 3 title unification matches over the next few months that will result in the first Territory Wars champion in history! It starts @ “REDEMPTION” with an AWA title match! Stay tuned for more info as it becomes available! ...



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BRIAN KENDRICK & PAUL LONDON vs. GENME

vs
Kendrick & London def. Generation ME
(Brian & Paul win emphatically - but their celebration is cut short by a rampaging "Powers of Potential" (Matt Morgan & Mark Henry w/ Buddy Rogers) - who are on a mission to prove they're still on the same page. They clear out the vanilla midgets but before they can speak... TRULY BAD INTENTIONS arrives (Ryback & Machine Gun)! Not a word is spoken, but tension is high... there is a face-off / staredown... and PoP leave! This opens up the ring for leader Tommaso Ciampa to cut a promo RE: their mysterious East Coast tutelage and challenge his next singles opponent...)

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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER

versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gorgeous George
(Human Tornado's humiliating interference in the end gets Ciampa the victory and extends his undefeated streak. Meanwhile George's temper boils over in fury and he ACCEPTS Human Tornado's challenge for "REDEMPTION"!!)

Gorgeous George Wagner versus Human Tornado

Only @ "REDEMPTION!!"


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HONKY TONK MAN versus HEATH SLATER

versus
Heath Slater def. Honky Tonk Man
(The feud between former mentor and pupil continues, with Slater picking up a rebound victory over HTM thanks to the surprise interference of... Jinder Mahal?!?! Yes - the angry militant Punjab breaks a guitar over HTM's head - before breaking character to perform a simultaneous *air guitar riff* with Slater (?!?!?)... commentators seem just as confused as the rest of us, but vengeance has been served - Southern rock band style..)



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GUNNER versus SNUFF

versus
Snuff def. Phil “Gunner” Shatter
[I](Gunner’s hate-fueled warpath against Snuff and the entire underground LA Porno scene comes on the heels of a death match gangbang scene with former valet Jessica Darlin. The musclebound Gunner has things in hand against the monster Snuff, and even preps the evil XPW Original menace for his F5 finisher… but the “repentant” Jessica Darlin makes the run-in to predictably swerve Gunner with a low-blow from behind and willingly (and joyfully) join forces with Snuff… Gunner meanwhile is disgraced out of the company like Sid and others before him at the hands of Snuff… later in the night, a vignette airs of Gunner tearing up the backstage area looking for Snuff & Darlin… only to find the business end of a barbed-wire shovel shot from POGO THE CLOWN… together the two XPW Original hellspawns drag Gunner to his assumed doom while Jessica Darlin joins their elicit sexcapade)…

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"A New Commissioner in Town" (After the last one caught a bullet in the brain - again)



As a result of the injuries sustained by Jack Pfefer on XPW TV Episode #59, he is forced to step down his position as Commissioner. That role will now be filled by VP Toots Mondt. First order of business - sanctioning and ordering a no-holds barred tables match between the Road Warriors & Dudley Boyz... on the next XPW TV EPISODE!!

Road Warriors versus Dudley Boyz
(Tables Match)

** Next XPW TV Episode!! **


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MILDRED BURKE versus TONY ALTOMARE

versus
Mildred Burke def. Tony Altomare via arm-triangle choke
(Match comes on the heels of a Mildred Burke promo where she reveals she can't get quality competition in XPW Remixed... the old school Italian gangster Tony Altomare interrupts to try and remind Burke of her place in wrestling (in the kitchen or on her back) and Burke doesn't take too kindly to that. She dismantles Altomare in minutes before snapping on a match-ending triangle choke. But the big development comes post match, when Sable appears on the entrance ramp with a sarcastic golf clap. She cuts a bitchy, arrogant promo and challenges Burke herself!! Oh my, another fantasy wrestling dream match! And it's coming NEXT XPW TV!

Mildred Burke versus SABLE!!

Next XPW TV EPISODE!!




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RASHAD CAMERON & RICKY REYES versus CRYME TYME 2.0

vs.

Cryme Tyme 2.0 def. Rashad Cameron & Ricky Reyes
(The breakdown of “The Movement” continues, with their inner disagreements being fanned into full-fledged gang warfare. Factions split and face off tonight - but the tag team veterans JTG & Shad G have too much chemistry and size, resulting in Rashad Cameron deserting Reyes in disgust - and the Havana Pitbull falling prey to the Cryme Tyme finisher. They’re back to getting face pops with their all-Brooklyn Nets wardrobe and swagger!)

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"Territory Turf Wars (cont.)"



XPW President Strangler Lewis has caused much upheaval and distress within the Territory Wars with his latest actions. Not only has he proclaimed a once-rival organizations top champion(s) as his own, he plans to debut them on the once-in-a-lifetime live stream of "REDEMPTION". Now - mongrels bearing the initials NWA have come to bear arms with the Black Army/Voodoo Murder/Gold Dust Trio Inc union to raise unholy hell. Stalwart champions John Cena & Lou Thesz remain, but even their alliance is weakened by uncertainty and mistrust. Next week on XPW TV many battles remain - Lou Thesz & John Cena must continue their unlikely union through the Tag Team Valkyrie series, where vacant Tag Team championships await. But first they meet former 2x champs the FABULOUS KANGAROOS - with returning manager Wild Red Berry! Then! Ex-XPW Remixed #1 Contender TERRY FUNK returns to put a flaming branding iron to the new face of the company John Cena! While the hottest free agent on the market today (circa 2000ish) - the devastating and unstoppable MIKE AWESOME (post ECW - pre WCW) steps out of the future (past) to tackle XPW WORLD champion LOU THESZ! Who will survive to see REDEMPTION?? Beware Territory Wars, the Grand Conjunction awaits!!

Terry Funk versus John Cena!

Lou Thesz versus Mike Awesome (2000)!

** Plus! Strangler Lewis search for future competition for his own comeback tour continues!! ***

Next XPW TV Episode!!


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** MAIN EVENT **

King of the Death Match championship



SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SABU versus THE SHEIK
(ECW Classic Triple Threat)

vs. vs.

Sami Callihan def. Sabu & Original Sheik
(“The New Horror” continues his tour through Death Match history with this brutal and bloody victory. Barbed wire, tables and yes - even fire- come into play before Sami ends the match with a lariat from hell combo on Sabu ‘97. The ramifications of David Otunga’s landmark legal decision that ENDS Death Match wrestling forever on December 1st is reviewed, and Callihan’s proud boasts to never surrender the title (or die trying) will be severely challenged next week on XPW TV when Callihan is forced to defend his KotDM title against Otunga’s legal charges Sandman AND Necro Butcher in a 2-on-1 handicap match!! Will Callihan even survive till December 1st??)





** FADE OUT **

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XPW TV Episode #61 (Dream Matches turn Nightmares)

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
(Intro)




President Lewis caught in his office on a VERY ANGRY phone call. Apparently, a deal for an ESPN TV slot went south when old rival Paul Bowser of all people swooped in to grab it. Lewis is swearing and cussing up a storm, claiming this changes the complexion of everything! Nobody crosses the boss of all bosses and lives to tell about it! A few more ominous death threats from Lewis before he slams the phone down. He speaks tersely to VP Toots Mondt - “they said we were a hostile territory… tonight, let’s show them what that *really* means…” Mondt nods knowingly and the cameras quickly cut and scatter as Lewis & Mondt exit for the show…

** CUT TO OPENING VIDEO **



Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:


Matt Striker & Taz

Commentators welcome us to the show and review Stranglers chilling words. This is an XPW Remixed SUPERSHOW chock-full of Fantasy Wrestling dream matches! And this just in from the Presidents office - every match will be contested under XTREME CIRCUMSTANCES! What that can only mean is certainly dire and ominous, just like the Strangler himself! Let’s get right to the action with a WELCOME HOME PARTY for the greatest managerial mind in the Territory Wars today! But first, some words from the unlikely tag team dynamo of Lou Thesz & John Cena - as they continue their march though the Tag Team Valkyrie series! MSD, take it away!

** CUT BACKSTAGE **

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LOU THESZ: Roy was a fair wrestler and good performer. He must have been performing when he told that story. I was always considerate of the transportion crunch. Roy was a good guy and always gave the fans their money's worth. As one of the Kangaroos, with Al Costello, they were the best team I ever saw. The sad thing about text, and it happens here, too, is the "tongue in cheek" doesn't transfer to paper. Al Costello was a very good wrestler and a fine human being. The Kangaroos are my favorite tag team of all time - the most exciting, the most knowledgeable, and innovative. Truly legends! It will be my honor to defeat them here tonight...

** CUT TO RING **

** Tag Team Valkyrie tourney Semi-Finals **

LOU THESZ © & JOHN CENA © vs. FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ Berry)

vs. w/

Show opens for triumphant TV entrance of the FabKangs (complete procession with drummer & flag bearer) and returning manager Wild Red Berry. He takes the mic for a thesaurus-laden monologue; cursing the state of the XPW Remixed division and promising to return it to an era of glory with his tag team. But instead - his rant is met head on by the rousing entrance of JOHN CENA - who proceeds to cut Berry to ribbons on the mic with a spontaneous rap freestyle!



JOHN CENA
The list of legends that held the title now inclues me, bro...
I'll be a better champion than Bruno Sammartino/
This is thuganomics, I got opponents home in crutches
I'm Iron like the Sheik, I got you in my camel clutches/
I lost my mind like Mankind, pulling socks from his ass crack
I'm straight - you're Dude Love - so get off the Cactus, Jack.../


Berry is flabbergasted, embarrassed and infuriated - giving the signal for the FabKangs beat down. The bell rings and the former tag team champions go to town on Cena - until the explosive delayed-entrance of his partner XPW WORLD champion Lou Thesz! Match formula sets in with Cena playing face-in-peril, and speculation from the announcers on whether Thesz will even accept the tag - or ditch Cena like Sid did Hogan in 92. But Thesz does indeed get the hot tag - and the individual superstar auras of Thesz & Cena combined are great enough to swallow even the greatest tag team experts. In the end, Wild Red Berry winds up for a swing of the cane to John Cena’s head - but Lou Thesz catches him at the last moment… leaving Lou Thesz suspiciously holding a cane like a weapon as Cena turned around. Only to have Cena pull Lou out of the way at the last moment to catch FabKang #1 Al Costello with a surprise FUAA in the middle of the ring! STF to Berry from Thesz! Cena pins Costello! The XPW Remixed WORLD and BOSTON champions triumph!

Winners: CENA & THESZ



Post match - Taru & Big Daddy Voodoo (the VOODOO MURDERS) run in and attack their PPV opponents... actually, they specifically attack John Cena - including a massive 500 lb+ splash from Big Daddy V to Cena's damaged rib area. Then - suprisingly - they approach champion Lou Thesz (recovering from his post match mini-brawl with FabKangs)... and *BOW* before him!? Thesz shirks away warily as Taru just smiles crookedly and offers his hand... Lou Thesz doesn't accept - just grabs his World title belt and limps back with the trainers (favoring his neck). Meanwhile - the Voodoo Murders are last team left standing! They meet Thesz & Cena (what's left of them) @ "REDEMPTION!" *IF* Cena & Thesz can get it together long enough to co-exist!

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **




MSD is backstage with Onita to get some answers on what just transpired. In the background - his Voodoo Murders lurk menacingly… Onita praises Lou Thesz as a “great man” like himself - and unlike John Cena which is why he must be taught a lesson in RESPECT. All through the interview, Combat Toyoda has been leering uncomfortably at MSD and making googly eyes at him. MSD is clearly disturbed but tries to go on with the questioning, until the topic of Toyoda’s match with Kong tonight comes up (Exploding Ring Ropes match for the XPW Remixed woman’s title!) Onita speaks on her behalf promising doom and gloom, as she keeps flirting with MSD in creepy, scary fashion. When she says something in Japanese and slaps his ass, he screams like a girl and runs away. Onita and everybody laugh as they toast to their championship futures…


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Samoa Joe on a tear. He angrily barges into Toots Mondt office (where he is meeting with Dino Bravo). Joe cuts an intense promo in Mondt’s face, even swiping everything off his desk. Joe says Strangler is seeking competition? Then sign Samoa Joe up! Joe vs. Strangler @ “REDEMPTION”! Dino Bravo rises up into Joe’s face and confrontation seems imminent… until Bravo just smirks and says “make sure you get paid first”. Joe storms out of the office, and Mondt tells Dino Bravo go to his Laval, Quebec home and await a delivery from him…



EPILOGUE: Dino Bravo was murdered in his Canadian mansion by a gunman who sprayed him with bullets. 17 shell casings were found at the scene, 7 of which found their way into Bravo's skull.

** CUT TO RING **

__________________________________________________________________________

SABLE (1998) versus MILDRED BURKE (1948)
(Bikini Brawl)

versus

Competive match with the bitchy, arrogant Barbie Doll playmate Sable taking on the Prohibition-era hard-nosed grit of Mildred Burke (including a couple of stiff forearm shots to Sable’s pretty little chin and nose). Sable gets off at least one dirty gyration on Burke, before going down in a fiery heap. Sable-bomb attempt reversed into an airtight arm-triangle from Burke. Within a few moments (and an excruciating torque of the body) Sable taps out in submission. Mildred Burke does it again. In her post match speech she shouts out training partner Ronda Rousey on being the 1st - (and so far *only*) - woman to sign with the UFC. Mildred Burke is going straight to the top, and will rule fantasy wrestling like Rousey rules MMA.

Winner (by submission): MILDRED BURKE



** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________



** XPW Remixed Woman’s Championship **



AWESOME KONG © versus COMBAT TOYODA
("Exploding Ropes Match")

versus

Dominant performance by XPW Remixed Woman’s champion Awesome Kong in route to victory. Violent clash punctuated by the “explosion” of the ring ropes (more loud flash and smoke than anything). But it’s a hard hitting, Japanese strong-style match from these two monsters that keeps both woman looking tough. Commentators question whether there is anybody willing to challenge Kong, or if she cleared out the division… when through the hazy smoke of the entrance ramp - a figure emerges…

Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): AWSOME KONG



The silhouette emerges at the mouth of the entrance ramp with a bad-ass strut. It’s MILDRED BURKE! In a downright chill-inducing promo, Burke calls out Kong with the weight of a dozen generations behind her! Burke has no fear - nothing holding her back - and nothing to lose! XPW President Strangler Lewis himself has already made the match official for “REDEMPTION”! Kong and Burke have a tense stare down from across the arena while the crowd is electric over the announcement. Huge news!

** XPW Remixed Woman’s champions **

Awesome Kong © versus Mildred Burke!!


Only @ “REDEMPTION”!!



Stay Tuned!


** CUT **

** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



”Boss of all Bosses” Strangler Lewis is in no mood to play. Cameras catch him conferring with VP Toots Mondt, who is asking him to reconsider this AWA thing @ “REDEMPTION”… but Strangler Lewis says they’re in too deep now to pull back. Dirtsheets be damned! As for Samoa Joe’s complaints of being blackballed - Ed Lewis accepts his challenge! But he ups the ante like only he can. If Samoa Joe wins the match he gets a title shot anytime/anywhere/against anybody… but if he *LOSES* he’s *FIRED* from XPW Remixed! And we’re not waiting until “REDEMPTION”… if Joe wants to accept this deal - WE DO IT TONIGHT!

Samoa Joe versus Strangler Lewis!!

”Title Shot versus Loser Leaves XPW Remixed” Match!

** TONIGHT!! **


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

** XPW Remixed TV title **



JACK BRISCO (1975) © versus ALBERTO DEL RIO (2012)
(Submission Only Match)

versus w/

ADR has been on a tear since losing the XPW World title to Lou Thesz, and trying to prove himself the “Apex Predator” of XPW Remixed. His pursuits have brought him to the top of the Television title heap - only to come crashing back to earth after colliding with Planet Brisco. In twin pre-match promos, ADR is Cartel leader-cool and Jack Brisco the gracious (yet confident) down home champion who has been forced to the brink by ADR & Rodriguez’ cheating antics. They both pushed to have this match be “Submission Only” (and we get video reviews of each mans finishing move of doom - the arm breaker and Figure-4 leglock). This championship rematch picks up where the last series of matches left off - with an increasing array of counters as each man is more familiar with the others attack mode. Del Rio is a better striker and Rodriguez offers ample distraction opportunities. But when Brisco’s blood starts boiling watch out! Rodriguez winds up incapacitated from an errant ADR chair shot - and it takes a Ringpost Figure-4 to finally get Del Rio to scream uncle! Brisco has done it! The TV Title hot potato stops here! Or does it…??

Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed TV champion): JACK BRISCO

Post match - we get a run in and attack by... Matt Morgan and Nature Boy Buddy Rogers! That's right! Superhuman display of strength from Morgan as he lays out Brisco on the mat! Rogers hands the TV belt to Morgan and it's clear he has his eyes set on being champion! Buddy Rogers announces it himself - match game set and sealed - Brisco vs Morgan for the TV title @ "REDEMPTION"!!




** CUT **


”Words from the XPW TV champion”



Backstage correspondent MSD catches up with Brisco in the trainers room to get some clarification on what we just saw with the Matt Morgan attack…

MSD: There are some people on the internet that say the TV has been hotshotted too many times, and that Matt Morgan doesn’t deserve a title shot…

JACK BRISCO: You are absolutely right and the next time I own a territory I want you as my booker. Let me know what the card would be for the Georgia Dome using the GA boys..

MSD: But this ain’t Georgia, it’s XPW Remixed and it’s dangerous ground. Any truth to the rumor your matches with Del Rio crossed the line?

JACK BRISCO: There were a few times but overall good sportsmanship.

MSD: Now the attack by Matt Morgan - that seems to have come signed straight from the top - President Strangler Lewis. They say this man put Bruno Sammartino out of the sport. Any truth to the rumor you wanted to challenge Sammartino after he announced his comeback?

JACK BRISCO: I would have loved to wrestle Bruno. We had decided to do a title vs title match in the Atlanta when the Omni first opened. At the last minute Vince Sr. decided he didn't want his champion in the south. I have a lot of respect for Bruno.

MSD: Guys like Matt Morgan & Bruno Sammartino aren’t necessarily known as great “workers”… would you agree?

JACK BRISCO: I would rate Bruno as an excellent worker. I was on the card at the Shea Stadium show where he worked with Pedro, that was probably one of the best matches I have seen. Matt Morgan… I don't know if he would have gotten over in any of the other territories as he made so much money in New York he had no need to go anywhere else. But I wish Bruno all the best. And I’ll be coming for Morgan @ “REDEMPTION”…

MSD: Is XPW Remixed truly the last of the hostile territories? And are you fearful of contesting a title match under such Xtreme circumstances and pressure?

JACK BRISCO: My definition of a hostile territory was one that was poorly promoted and I couldn't make money. Nobody ever tried to get cute with me a in a title match…

** XPW TV championship **
Jack Brisco (1975) © versus Matt Morgan (2010) w/ Buddy Rogers

Only @ "REDEMPTION"!!


Brisco leaves the locker room... but suddenly the sounds of a rampaging bull breaking into the room can be heard! It's! It's... COMBAT TOYODA! And she's come for... MSD!?! Yes! She tears into the room dragging security and camera cords with her - SNATCHES MSD up and throws him over her shoulder like King Kong - and storms off with him! The Mother-in-Law just ran away with MadStepDad! Oh the hilarity!!



** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

DUDLEY BOYZ versus ROAD WARRIORS
III

(Tag Team Tables match)

versus

Great match - crowd 100% behind LOD - 100% against the Dudz (who cut another pre-match promo that almost started a riot). Guardrails, ring steps, and yes - tables - came into play. LOD starting to show the age of battle creeping up on them, as Dudz put them away in their speciality match. Last to go is Animal with a 3D through a table stacked on ring steps.

Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ



Before the Dudz can leave completely, Animal gets a mic. He breathlessly gives the Dudz props for their victory tonight, but says the war is far from finished! CROWD AGREES! They want to see another fight and the Road Warriors do too! @ "REDEMPTION!" Dudz won't do it until Hawk gets belligerent and MAKES them accept! Crowd cheers! Then - XPW VP & Commissioner Toots Mondt appears to confirm to the match! Dudz vs LOD @ "REDEMPTION"! But per order of Strangler Lewis - we're upping the ante big time. This is a blood feud that has gone on too long, and will not stop until it consumes every fantasy wrestling org in its wake. That's why "REDEMPTION" will be Dudz vs LOD the Final chapter... LOSERS MUST DISBAND!



Road Warriors versus Dudley Boyz!
(Final Chapter)

** Losers Must Disband!! **

Only @ "REDEMPTION"!!


** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

"NETWORK REBROADCAST"

Footage from "Retribution" (XPW Remixed Season One) and the West Coast championship match. It involved the unification of a Territory Wars championship, and has similiar ramifications with Strangler Lewis landmark AWA announcement @ "REDEMPTION". It's also eerie to consider the cast of characters from then to now is almost parallel... a true "history doomed to repeat itself" moment...

** CUT TO "Previously aired" FOOTAGE **

** XPW Remixed championship (West Coast)




After the introductions... but before the match begins... "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes makes a surprise run-in!! He comes through the crowd with a mic and a championship belt. He claims he was robbed of the title shot and conspired against by The commission, but he knows Lewis & Mondt are fair men. So he appealed to them - put up this championship belt (the ROH title - something he had taken back behind the scenes) as collateral - and got this match turned into a 3-Way Dance!!!

"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS (1963) © versus DUSTY RHODES (1988) versus TERRY FUNK (1997)

versus versus

Nature Boy Buddy Rogers won that night to absorb the ROH title, but what the video conveys is the severity and magnitude of these unification bouts and how Strangler Lewis has vowed to alter the Territory Wars universe forever with a series of 3 bouts... we shall see. Stay tuned to "REDEMPTION"!

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

__________________________________________________________________________

** NWA versus XPW Remixed Special Challenge **

TERRY FUNK (1989) versus JOHN CENA (2012)

versus

Ominous strains of VOODOO MURDERS theme song to open segment. TERRY FUNK enters in full Black Army Voodoo Murders regalia surrounded by troops (including ONITA and the Headhunterz!) Terry Funk with the mic like a sword - slaying the yellow-bellied cowlick John Cena with a hate-fueled tirade of cuss words. There’s still speculation as to whether John Cena will be able to compete tonight - until the triumphant opening strands of his theme song ends all speculation. Cena roars out to an explosive instinct pop then tapers off into strong boos. It appears he will address Funk on the mic - but instead forsakes words for a flurry of action! Within moments Cena clears the rings of the Headhunterz (Onita dives for cover) and the fight with Funk begins! Ring the bell! Good stiff Attitude Era main event that drags throughout the stands and ringside area. Funk comes up bleeding off a ring post shot… Cena follows shortly thereafter from a ringbell shot. Somewhere in weed-soaked Washington state, chachins cringed and spit out his popcorn. Cena bungles an FUAA attempt selling his ribs and ankle, so Funk takes advantage of that (spinning toe hold!) In the end - Cena disarms Terry Funk of his branding iron (tossed to him by Onita) with a steel chair - before using the weapon to CRUSH each of the Headhunterz. But Cena turned around just in time to eat a flash FIREBALL to the face from Onita! (spitting 200 proof liquor through Funks flaming branding iron)!! OOOOOO from the crowd! Cena goes down smoldering! And Funk collapses on him for the 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Terry Funk has downed John Cena! The Voodoo Murders get off twin 400 lb moonsaults from the Headhunterz to make Cena *STAY* down, before draping him with the VM’z flag!



Terry Funk gives a wild, promo even collapsing to his knees at one point - praying for a savior to this damnation in XPW Remixed. He of course is referring to ONITA! Great Conqueror of the East here to TAKE the Boston title @ “REDEMPTION” and strike fear into the heart of Cenation devotees everywhere! HH’z hold a near-dead Cena slightly aloft so Onita can address him face to face with an evil, shouting half Japanese/English promo before SLAPPING him and issuing a kiss of death to John Cena come “REDEMPTION”…

Winner: TERRY FUNK



** XPW Remixed Boston Championship **

John Cena © vs Atsushi Onita (w/ Voodoo Murders)



Only @ "REDEMPTION!!"


__________________________________________________________________________

** NWA versus XPW Remixed Special Challenge **

LOU THESZ © versus MIKE AWESOME (w/ Dean Ambrose)
(Non-title match)

versus w/

Dean Ambrose has cut some brilliant promos in the build to his World title match with Thesz @ “REDEMPTION” - portraying this as a stark clash of black vs. white. Future vs. past. But what makes it so sinister is Ambrose witch-hunt to prove the stain of evil resides in Thesz heart as well - and Ambrose is going to prove it by pulling it out of him @ “REDEMPTION”. That’s why internet vignettes and Touts of Ambrose outside Thesz expensive South California home - or outside the store Lou’s wife shops at have been so startling. That crusade continues tonight when Ambrose leads an explosive charge to the ring that will bring the EXTREME out of Thesz whether he wants to or not. Thesz on the hand, has deflected much of the personal attacks and kept it strictly business sense - like GSP to Nick Diaz, or Anderson Silva to Chael Sonnen. Dignity and class, keeping his pre-fight press conferences focused on how he’s training for his opponent (and preparing for his tag team pairing with Cena). Ambrose can run his mouth all he wants to sell the fight but all he’s doing is making me angry enough to shoot him dead in the center of the ring. At least Ambrose is getting some acknowledgement from the World champ, which is more than can be said about Thesz tag team partner in the Valkyrie series John Cena. Anytime a question is raised about the XPW Remixed Boston champion, Thesz issues a curt “no comment”. Word up. Match between Thesz & Awesome is a barnburner. Matched size for size, but Awesome has the clear cut strength advantage on some exchanges. Dean Ambrose joins the commentary crew for color and puts over his psychotic mastermind plans while plotting the age of Ambrose world title reign @ “REDEMPTION”.



Ambrose sentiment becomes so stirring - the crowd reaction to the match so rousing - and the tables left scattered about ringside from the earlier tables match so enticing - that the bloodlust of the moment becomes unquenchable. In a heated verbal confrontation between Thesz & Ambrose at ringside - Thesz shoves him over the ringside table and takes his billy club (an old school weapon Ambrose had been touting in his vids as *HIS* bone breaking “shooter” strategy)! Now Thesz has the weapon and is in perfect position to turn around and BASH Awesome in the head as he leaned between the middle ropes to grab him! BLOOD from Awesome as he collapses in the ring! Meanwhile at ringside, Dean Ambrose… smiles?? He wanted to prove Thesz was no great man (some noble, white knight, John Cena like wrestling hero) and now the blood is on Thesz hands literally. Ambrose claims Thesz will do anything to get ahead (including deserting his "partner" John Cena earlier in the night) and that's why he's king of the scumbag universe. Thesz realizes Ambrose twisted intent, and throws the blackjack away in disgust. He begins to LEAVE ringside in a huff. The ref counts to 10! Crowd boos the decision! Dean Ambrose chuckles maniacally and smirks.

Winner: MIKE AWESOME (count-out)



When Dean Ambrose notices Thesz left his XPW Title behind he retrieves it. Ambrose runs up the ramp behind Thesz to give him his belt… and Thesz turns around and SOCKS him! Right in the mouth! Ambrose goes down in a scorned heap on the entrance ramp and Thesz puts his finger right in his face! But from behind! The VOODOO MURDERS (Taru & Big Daddy Voodoo) grab Lou Thesz and force him into the ring! There, a recovered Mike Awesome puts the finishing touches on the unsuspecting champion. He finishes his match-worth work on Thesz neck by hoisting an uncooperative Thesz into a crushing AWESOME BOMB! Then Taru & Big Daddy Vooodoo stomp him down! Dean Ambrose gives the death blow with a steel chair piledriver. Then the confetti falls like a championship celebration - Ambrose poses with the World title - and the VM’z hoist him on their shoulders like a hero. This is dress rehearsel for Dean Ambrose World Title coronation @ “REDEMPTION”. Dealer always wins.



** XPW Tag Team championship **
Thesz & Cena vs Voodoo Murders (w/ Onita)

PLUS

Lou Thesz defends the XPW WORLD title against Dean Ambrose!!

** Only @ "REDEMPTION" **


__________________________________________________________________________

** Main Event **

STRANGLER LEWIS versus SAMOA JOE
("Title Shot vs. Loser Leaves XPW Remixed")

w/ versus


Short, stiff, brutish and uncooperative. Longest part of the affair are the walkouts and TV entrances of each men (Ed Lewis is a major league staller and Toots Mondt puffs a cigar like Red Auerbach). They grappled for control, each one sprawling defensively, and Joe took a few swipes at Lewis (but the Strangler kept him tightly confined). A bunch of times Lewis wound up taking Joe’s back and keeping him grounded. Using up massive amounts of anger and frustration as he floundered helplessly to regain his feet. Some of the crowd was chanting “BORING” but cameras can see up close the Strangler is making Joe work really hard defensively, and wearing him down.



And when Joe finally does start getting back up and unleashes on Lewis in the corner - forcing him to wilt - the referee quickly separates them! The split seconds it takes for Joe to angrily TOSS the ref out of the way - is enough time for the handheld chain shot of DOOM from Lewis (handed off by Mondt)! BOOM Samoe Joe goes down like Magnus just him with a wrench on TNA Impact 2012 and Lewis is on him for the cover! 1! 2! 3! Lewis has just enough time to get his arm raised in victory before Joe starts stirring. Out of animal instinct he tries lunging at Lewis, but catchs Mondt by the legs instead. Lewis & Mondt stomp Joe into wine on the mat - before Ed Lewis cinches in his dreaded Dragon Sleeper on Joe! Once more he holds on until Joe’s body literally stops moving.

Winner: STRANGLER LEWIS

Toots Mondt raises Strangler's arms in victory himself - and Strangler closes with a sermon. He hypes his "Title Unification Trilogy" beginning @ "REDEMPTION" and promises to change the Territory Wars universe... Strangler Lewis has only one question remaining...

WHO'Z NEXT??


"Backlash" = REDEMPTION"

** FADE OUT **

__________________________________________________________________________



** XPW World championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © vs Dean Ambrose (2015)

** XPW Boston championship **
John Cena © vs Atsushi Onita (w/ Voodoo Murders)

** AWA Title match!! **
(featuring GOLDBERG 1998!!)

Gorgeous George Wagner versus Human Tornado

** XPW Woman's Championship **
Awesome Kong © vs Mildred Burke

Road Warriors versus Dudley Boyz: The Final Chapter
(Losers Must DISBAND)

** XPW Tag Team championship **
Thesz & Cena vs Voodoo Murders (w/ Onita)

** XPW TV championship **
Jack Brisco (1975) © versus Matt Morgan (2010) w/ Buddy Rogers



__________________________________________________________________________

CREDITS:

LOU THESZ: Wrestlingclassics.com messageboard
JACK BRISCO: Wrestlingclassics.com messageboard
JOHN CENA: Freestyle from Backlash (2003)




[Edited on 11-21-2012 by mastermind]

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The 5-Point Show (Episode #61)

** The 5-Point Show **



A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... When we last left off the unlikely duo of Thesz & Cena has advanced to the finals of the Tag Team Valkyrie tournament... but Onita's deadly VOODOO MURDERS await them @ "Redemption"... a massive Dream Match was announced for the Woman's title when Mildred Burke challenged Awesome Kong... Dean Ambrose continues his rise, Dudz & LOD head towards the Final Chapter, and Strangler Lewis continues hyping his AWA title match @ "REDEMPTION"! Stay tuned!

** CUT TO ACTION **

__________________________________________________________________________

CRYME TYME versus GENERATION ME

versus

Cryme Tyme def. GenME
(The energy, hype and swagger of the NBA’s all-new BROOKLYN NETS team have brought Cryme Tyme a new shade of relevancy. They have returned full-fledged face with their confirmed split from Rashad Cameron’s “Movement” - and continue their streak of crowd-pleasing double-team shenanigans that play out like an ESPN highlight reel on the two overmatched white boys. Brooklyn is ballin!)

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DAMIEN SANDOW (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus COLT CABANA

w/ versus

Damien Sandow def. Colt Cabana
(After a long-winded soliloquy from Sandow welcoming his manager Wild Red Berry back to business - they are (thankfully) interrupted by Colt Cabana 2012! He gets the best of Sandow verbally on the mic, but in the end - the combined diabolical genius of Sandow & Berry is too much. Distraction from Berry leads to the “Terminus” finish. Sandow & Bery celebrate a new era of education and class in XPW Remixed. You‘re welcome)

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TRISH & ALEXXIS versus NATTIE & TAMINA

versus

Trish & Alexxis def. Nattie & Tamina
(Trish & Alexxis have been all over the A-loop together promoting “The 5-Point Show”. They’re almost the unofficial faces of the new company product. Their dynamic team shows off again tonight, with capable Nattie Neidhart & Tamina playing the foil to their athletic double-teams. Twin springboard bulldogs for the Varsity cheerleaders of XPW Remixed..)

__________________________________________________________________________

SNUFF & POGO the CLOWN versus THE SHEIK… and SABU!!

versus

ECW ORIGINALS def. XPW ORIGINALS
(At first it seems the crazy OG Sheik is going to accept a fight against nemesis Snuff & partner Pogo the Clown alone - until the surprise run-in of his nephew SABU (saving Sheik from certain doom)! The blood-estranged uncle & nephew combined to defeat the monsters in exciting fashion, before soaking in the cheers (and blood) and twin pointing to the sky! United!)

** CUT **

** Last Stand Battle Royal **



This just in - signed by the President’s hand himself… “Last Stand Battle Royal” @ “REDEMPTION”! Sanctioned Death Match wrestling goes out with a bang - literally! As we throw any crazy Death match sunovabitch that wants to participate from the frying pan to the fire. This is your last chance to leave a blood soaked stain on the Territory Wars forever! Winner earns the right to call themselves the LAST “KotDM” champion! Sami Callihan’s title is on the line! But will he survive the main event tonight?? Or will we see a NEW KotDM walk down the ramp @ “REDEMPTION”!?! Stay tuned!!

KotDM title defended @ "REDEMPTION" in a
LAST STAND BATTLE ROYAL!!


** CUT **
__________________________________________________________________________

** Missy’s Manor w/ special guest: GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER




Gorgeous George’s hilarious Ed Sullivan/Johnny Carson/Jay Leno routine is infuriately interrupted by his PPV opponent Human Tornado. It enrages George to no end, but to the fans it is entertainment dynamite. Then - adding to the “sportz entertainment” sizzle of the segment - comes Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal (3MB 2012 style)! The new combo slam both George & Tornado’s style - before Missy tries calming everybody down. Thankfully - XPW VP & Commissioner Toots Mondt is on the scene to quell the commotion… and make a tag team match NEXT!



** CUT **

Gorgeous George & Human Tornado versus SLATER & MAHAL

versus
SLATER & MAHAL def. GEORGE & HUMAN TORNADO
(Even despite the comic mistiming and shenanigans between them, George & Human Tornado are on the verge of winning this match - when none other than JC ICE BABY (formerly of PG-13) makes the run-in interference and sides with Slater & Mahal! Oh my, baybaaaay! Now it’s the THREE-MAN BAND!! Hollllaaaa! Meanwhile - George & Tornado have more fuel for their fire @ “REDEMPTION“…)



** CUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

"The Tommaso Trilogy"
(The Streak Continues)

Tommaso Ciampa versus Gunner

versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gunner (count-out)
(TCiampa’s new-look “arrive - say little - kick ass - leave” attitude takes precedence as he demands the referee count his no-show opponent out and raise his arm in victory)

** SEGUE **

TOMMASO CIAMPA versus WEEDMAN
(East Coast versus West Coast)

versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Weedman
[color=limegreen](But Ciampa’s cheap addition to his newfound East Coast “win streak” ruffles the feathers of native CA sensation Weedman! The pot dealer roasts Ciampa on the mic, but runs into a Project Ciampa finisher to end the match. Then… Ciampa’s tag team associates TBI (Ryback & Machine Gun) make their entrance! But before all 3 of them can stomp Weedman into THC on the mat…)

** SEGUE **

TOMMASO CIAMPA versus RUCKUS

versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Ruckus
(…Weedman’s tag team partner Ruckus to the rescue! High flying offense to kick Ciampa up another notch. Another brief yet torrid affair that ends prematurely when Ryback catches Ruckus with a meat hook clothesline outside the ring… back inside it’s an easy Ciampa finish. Picture perfect victory pose, with a salute to their mysterious East Coast sensei…)

** SEGUE **

TRULY BAD INTENTIONS versus USO’s

versus
TBI def. Uso’s
(Uso’s get the rousing West Coast Siva Tau entrance that gets a big pop. Defending their turf. But TBI still run through them in short order and restore their domination. )


__________________________________________________________________________

RASHAD CAMERON versus RICKY REYES
(“Loser Leaves XPW Remixed” Match)

versus
Rashad Cameron def. Ricky Reyes
(Recap of the “Movement” and what became their ultimate downfall. It all played out when Rashad ditched Reyes to defeat. Now there is only room for one. Lots of attitude, acrobatics and sick cruiserweight action that is ended emphatically by a BLKJeez stomp to Reyes head with a steel chair! Rashad Cameron stands triumphant alone!)

__________________________________________________________________________

MCMG versus LONDON & KENDRICK
(2 out of 3 falls match)

versus
MCMG def. Kendrick & London
(The rubber match between the two teams in XPW Remixed (they own a 1-1-1 record against each other)… and a fantastic bout to boot. It’s also a subliminal fantasy wrestling dream feud between former WWE & TNA tag team champions. Not to mention the ROH origin points for these men as well. In the end, MCMG out-quick the blurs by the slightest of 2-1 margins - but the real winners are the fans who see this classic encounter. They punctuate the match with a handshake of mutual respect that gets a standing ovation from the crowd and chants of “XPW! XPW!”)

__________________________________________________________________________

** King of the Death Match championship **

SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER
(Handicap Match)

versus &
Sami Callihan © def. Sandman & Necro Butcher
(Callihan was the bloody underdog to these two Death Match veterans… until familiar discord between them proved their undoing. Sandman & Necro once again break out into spontaneous fisticuffs between themselves, allowing Sami Callihan to take them both out before pinning Necro Butcher to retain his title. Sami Callihan has the creepy staredown with David Otunga on the entrance ramp - Otunga being the man legally responsible for killing the Death Match division - and Sami Callihan the last stalwart champion ready to die before giving up that honor... "Last Stand Battle Royal" @ "REDEMPTION" for the KotDM title!!)

XPW Remixed presents...

"REDEMPTION"

Surprise iPPV air date November 23rd 2012

Exactly 2 hours and 50 minutes before NWA's "Great American Bash" will begin!! DON'T MISS IT!!

Stay tuned!




** FADE OUT **


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XPW Remixed presents "REDEMPTION"

This special-edition iPPV can be found here:

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XPW TV Episode #62 (Special "Unification" Episode)

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XPW TV Episode #63 (The Historic Challenge)



Cut to in-studio announce team for the evening:


Matt Striker & TNA Taz


Tick… tick… tick… the proverbial clock winds down. Sands in the hour glass like new falling snow. @ “REDEMPTION”, XPW President Strangler Lewis struck with an announcement that lit up the Territory Wars airwaves. Fans, enemies (and more importantly - “neutrals” or “border-line casual fans”) all tuned in to hear it, and spread it’s word like the plague. At the end of the month there comes a historic Territory Wars title unification bout. XPW vs. NWA. The truth about the merger is promised to be revealed in time - but first, a toast to new champions - retaining legends - ratings stunts with a new "Best of 7 Series" announcement - and a dangerously bright future. Only time will tell if it’s the flames of success burning bright - or the XPW Remixed Hindenburg crashing to earth. Tick… tick… BOOM.



** CUT TO RING **

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"The Historic Challenge"



Show opens with XPW world champion Lou Thesz and his triumphant entrance. Commentators cover his story arc, accruement of injuries and stingers, successful “REDEMPTION” title defense and his long-standing “best in the world” challenges. Thesz puts all these facets over in his promo work as well, but still he’s not satisfied. He addresses his Tag Team champion union with John Cena and reveals a startling accusation - the dreaded “creative control”. As in the elusive carrot dangled before them that was snatched by Cena post- “REDEMPTION”. Thesz is accusing Cena of selling out to Strangler Lewis, paying off on the fresh rumors gripping XPW Remixed message boards! (Rumors that have said Stranger Lewis signed John Cena to an iron-clad contract - laden with "creative control" clauses - to secure a guaranteed timeslot on the FX network) Before Thesz can go off on his rant further - we are interrupted by XPW President Strangler Lewis himself!



Strangler Lewis has the AWA championship over his shoulder (Toots Mondt behind his back) and both men are charming and affable (despite the negative crowd reaction around them). Strangler Lewis goes on to take credit for the Title Unification bout, basically claiming the “XPW Remixed company and brand” is bigger than any one individual champion. He deftly neglects overt answers to Thesz accusations of working with Cena to explain he needs somebody to “play ball with him” or suffer the consequences… but before Thesz can needle him further (in front of the rabid fans)… we’re cut off by the XPW Remixed Boston champion’s theme song!!



Enter JOHN CENA

John Cena is angry and cuts right through the BS. He goes at Thesz hard on the mic with years of backed up resentment finally breaking to the surface! The tensions between these two have been building since BCCW Episode #1 (my first fantasy booking attempt ever!!) Not to mention the subtle digs and jibes between the two over time (similar to Rock & Cena). Cena says everybody is talking about unification bouts, but they’re missing the biggest one of all. And John Cena is here to make it OFFICIAL (in front of the Prez, the fans and the XPW World champion himself)…





** XPW Unification Match **

John Cena (2012) © versus Lou Thesz (1955) ©

Boston title versus XPW World title!!

@ XPW Remixed presents “GRAND CONJUNCTION”!!

** Winner faces NWA champion @ “Chi-Town Rumble” the next night!! **


WHOA! THERE IT IS! The crowd ROARS and stands to their feet in the background! The cat is out of the bag! Cena smirks and stares Thesz down hard! The champ seems caught on the spot, but afraid to lose credibility in front of the ravenous audience! Strangler & Mondt leer on from the background as Thesz breaks from the pressure! He must accept! Cena & Thesz go chest to chest! Then face to face! But before they can totally explode (and with the crowd going BANANAS) - Strangler Lewis finally intercedes - only to remind them of their tag team union and order a title defense TONIGHT!! Against the PRIME TIME PLAYAZ! Cena & Thesz stare each other down hard! The fans go ballistic! Commentators mark out! This is history in the making!!

vs

@ "GRAND CONJUNCTION!!"

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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** #1 Contenders Match **

VOODOO MURDERS vs. FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs…
ROAD WARRIORS!!


vs. w/ vs.

Commentators are back to cover the preceding mind-blowing announcement and discuss the Tag Team title defense (against PtP) later tonight. But first - we have a #1 Contenders triple threat to determine next in line challengers… The entrance theme for Fabulous Kangaroos cut them off and here we go. Wild Red Berry earns his pre-match heel heat with a voracious promo putting over his managerial prowess with great linguistic flair (that never fails to garner a negative reaction from the fans). Thankfully he’s interrupted by the Voodoo Murders (even more intense than usual after their loss) - and the FabKangs skirt from them ring while the VMz practice looking hard. But that’s all just building to the climatic REVVING SOUND of motorcycle engines! Unleashing hell on earth! THE ROAD WARRIORS!



In action the LOD are dominant, but the various heel shenanigans of their foes (the VM’z blatant and overt - the FabKangs more cerebral and discreet) allow for them to also play face-in-peril for portions of the match as well. But in the end the bad guys can’t keep it together - the FabKangs get double ejected from the ring after a miscommunication - and LOD look like they’re going to execute a KILLER Doomsday Device on Viscera (with Animal almost getting him up) - before Taru interjected for the save. But that only allowed LOD to get off a REAL Doomsday Device (this one on Taru) for the pin! Oh my WHAAT A RUUUUUSSSSH!!! LOD are #1 contenders and BACK to reclaim *THEIR* spot as the greatest in the game and XPW Remixed tag team champions!!



Winners: ROAD WARRIORS


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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Combustible friction shown backstage in the locker room between Mark Henry & Matt Morgan (w/ “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers in the middle). The two stable mates have been bickering lately (with Morgan most recently losing his title bid @ “REDEMPTION” to garner more heat). Mark Henry gets his own title shot tonight and by *NO* means does he need Morgan’s help. Which is perfectly fine because the “Blueprint” has no intention of helping him anyway!

** CUT TO RING **

ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez) versus COLT CABANA

w/ versus

Meanwhile, former XPW World & TV champion ADR returns to action against the always capable and competitive Colt Cabana. Excellent, energetic match between the two men (with commentators covering their 2011 WWE title and 2012 NWA title real-world runs respectively) that finally ends after quick Ricardo Rodriguez interference leads to a cross-arm breaker from Del Rio for the tap. ADR is back to prove he's Apex Predator of XPW Remixed, and target the TV champion (whoever it may be - but hopefully still Brisco) next...

Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO

** CUT **

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** XPW TV Title **



JACK BRISCO (1975) © vs. MARK HENRY (2011) w/ Buddy Rogers

versus w/

Brisco is great, and a truly worthy XPW TV champion. His formula of contesting Henry is similar to Morgan - with an attack that focuses on the oft-injured knees of Mark Henry. “Nature Boy” is a pesky ringside attraction, but as usual in *most* of his clients matches - he does not physically interfere. In this case - he needn’t have to. Mark Henry weathers the scientific storm - overcomes with brute physical force (including a couple of military presses over the top rope that are literally awe-inspiring) - and proves why he’s called “The World’s Strongest Man”. He catches a Jack Brisco body block attempt in mid-air before countering into a thunderous “World’s Strongest Slam”! With Buddy Rogers urging, he executes a 2nd WSS - this one keeping Brisco down for the count! 1!.. 2!.. 3!. You could hear the crowd deflate after the final pinfall! Rogers is exuberant, Mark Henry with a slight smirk in victory! Meanwhile somewhere in their locker room Matt Morgan roared in disapproval and smashed the Television monitor airing the match! Mark Henry’s 2011 run with the World title has done immeasurable wonders for cementing his true legacy in the game. That run directly results in his victory tonight.



Winner (and NEW XPW TV champion): MARK HENRY (2011)!

** CUT **

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** “Legal Subterfuge” **



Cameras catch Strangler Lewis backstage in his office hearing out Dean Ambrose. Dean is seemingly pleading for a reprieve from Lewis RE: his loss @ “REDEMPTION”. He says he can still be a valuable asset to Lewis’ regime and just needs another chance to prove it! But before Lewis can retort - DAVID OTUNGA enters the office! Tensions immediately rise, as the bandaged/injured Otunga comes face to face with President Lewis.



David Otunga brought an end to the Death Match division, but Strangler Lewis booking him in the “Last Stand” Battle Royal @ “REDEMPTION” took years off his career… now Strangler Lewis assigns one final match for Otunga - AGAINST THE STRANGLER HIMSELF! There is a dramatic pause for cheering effect - and Strangler Lewis breaks into a slight smirk. But Otunga just laughs! He came here to tell Strangler he QUITS! Now Otunga gets the last laugh; leaving Lewis steamed and powerless. David Otunga exits stage left. In a fury, Ed Lewis scribbles a name down on a piece of paper in front of him and hands it to Dean Ambrose (still standing before him). It is a “target name” Ed Lewis needs taken care of. Ambrose looks at the slip of paper, and then at Lewis again. This is it! Ambrose last chance to save his own hide and he understands his mission. Ambrose nods and exits stage left, with Lewis left looming over his desk with darkness in his eyes…




** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Tense meeting between XPW VP Toots Mondt & Atsushi Onita is caught on camera. Mondt is basically reminding Onita who runs the West Coast and suggesting Onita end his run here and return to Japan. Onita ominously questions “what if I don’t want to?” - and Mondt answers with more discreet double entendres and subliminal death threats. In the meantime, fragments of the Black Army have been booked in a series of “Loser Leaves XPW Remixed” matches - only the strong will survive. Onita’s options are simple - resign or die.

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

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** Best of 7 Series (#4) **

HUMAN TORNADO versus GORGEOUS GEORGE
(Chanel #10 match)[/size]

versus

The “Best of 7” revenge series promised by Strangler Lewis. To some hardcore XPW Remixed devotees, the Gorgeous George/Human Tornado series has been unbearable. To the casual fringe fan however (the kind of fan that makes the difference between “good” and *GREAT* television ratings), this fantasy wrestling brouhaha has bordered on “Rock This Is Your Life” territory. It is “Team Hell No” in terms of comedic chemistry. Thus President Lewis’ decision to make this Best of 7 Series (in response to another set of rumors that Lewis now has his eyes on an *FX Network* spot and needs the ratings to justify it). In this case, Match #4 stipulation goes to the series leader (so far) Gorgeous George and we’ve got this: “Chanel #10 Match”.



This refers to the disinfectant that is sprayed around the ring before George will perform. It’s actually Chanel No. 5, but as George is famous for quipping “Why be half-safe??” Human Tornado goes on a crowd-pleasing, spotfest tear that has everybody throwing up their hands and pimp strutting in the stands. George on the other hand, cheats in every way he can. He pulls the referee into the mix at the end and that poor man takes the sprits of blinding perfume meant for George’s eyes! The ref goes down, Human Tornado is momentarily distracted, and George rolls up the tights (with ropes) for the (half-blinded & staggered) referee 3 count! The Human Orchid rolls out of the ring to avoid the exasperated Human Tornado… and smiles when he is beyond reach. He primps, he pimps, he preens and cavorts. And the “Toast of the West Coast” Gorgeous George takes a resounding 3-1 lead in the Best of 7 series…

Winner: GORGEOUS GEORGE

** Best of 7 Series **
Gorgeous George : 3 / Human Tornado: 1


** CUT **

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”A League of their Own”



Celebratory entrance for NEW XPW Remixed Woman’s champion MILDRED BURKE. She gets a few moments to put over her own struggle, and gratification in finally reaching the summit of fantasy wrestling. Ultimately, she’s interrupted by the entrance of SABLE (feat: Annie Social in a new Mean Girls/Beautiful People/Lay-Cool-type union)! The Queen Bitch lets Burke have it on the mic before surrounding her at ringside. But that only conjures the entrance of TRISH STRATUS! She has tough words for both woman (though framed with respect for Burke) until finally XPW President Strangler Lewis enters. He makes a #1 Contenders Triple Threat match - Sable… versus Trish Stratus… versus Alexxis Nevaeh.. NEXT! Mildred Burke will assume guest commentator duties alongside Striker & Taz…

** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **

** #1 Contenders match **

SABLE versus TRISH STRATUS versus ALEXXIS NEVAEH
(Triple Threat match)

versus versus

Competent and exciting triple threat between all 3 woman, with Sable playing the definitive heel. Having Annie Social in her corner only added to the sultry indignity. Trish & Alexxis handle their business, and even contest amongst themselves briefly and to honorable results. Bu in the end, Alexxis hot South Shore temper gets her involved in the mix with Annie Social at ringside - allowing Trish Stratus (the cool-headed veteran under pressure) to counter a Sable Bomb attempt into an X-Factor - followed by a springboard bulldog for the pin! Trish Stratus wins! The fantasy wrestling diva is #1 on the hitlist!

Winner: TRISH STRATUS



Post match, Mildred Burke gives her a standing ovation. Trish makes the universal “belt is coming home with me” gesture, while Sable & Social slink away. Just then - the theme song of AWESOME KONG! The former XPW Remixed woman’s champion thunders the ring - but with the combined might of Mildred, Trish & Alexxis waiting for her - goes no further than the ring ropes. Instead, Kong just glares at them all and unleashes a menacing laugh.. Then slowly retreats. Trish vs. Mildred Burke for the woman’s title! Next XPW TV Episode!



** XPW Remixed Woman's title **

Mildred Burke © versus Trish Stratus

Next XPW TV Episode!



** CUT **


”Exploding Psycho Ring of Death”



Made-for-TV vignette of Japanese Death Match Ambassador Onita enjoying a private massage with several LA porn starlets - when things turn from aggressive to violent. Onita is raging over Mondt’s decree to blackball him from the Territory Wars. He is seemingly distracted, when from the shadows - one of the background S&M freaks looms out after him. It is XPW Original SNUFF (aka “Tool”) on a mission to assassinate Onita! Unfortunately for him - Onita always keeps a pistol by the bedside (so to speak) in the form of his trusty Kendo stick - and catches the intruder before he can catch him. The fluffy bedding background contrasts violently with the murderous whacks from Onita and half-Japanese roaring that has all the girls in the background screaming and cowering! A blood-splattered Onita now has his mind set - he stays in LA. And takes down kingpins Lewis & Mondt!

** CUT **

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XPW Remixed presents...



The annual tourney tradition of electrifying excellence. While some other companies may turn in stale efforts, XPW Remixed remains forever ziplock fresh! So spark a stick of that fresh stuff and tune in to the next episode of "The 5-Point Show" where festivities begin and 12 of the greatest cruiserweight wrestlers in fantasy history will do battle! By Invite only!


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE PROMO **



Sami Callihan resurfaces for an eerie, creepy promo. He too wanted to get his hands on David Otunga. The punishment Callihan has levied upon himself must be directed outwards. He brazenly brandishes the now-defunct KotDM title belt - declaring "IT LIVES!" because Callihan himself never died! He has a new target in mind now - and it all begins on the next episode of "The 5-Point Show" - as Sami Callihan declares his entry in the "Best of the Best 2" tournament!! Fantasy wrestling beware!


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Another clandestine encounter between Strangler Lewis & Toots Mondt. The XPW Remixed President reiterates his course of action while Mondt warns him that if the FX bid fails… it could be curtains. Lewis assures him he now has control of the XPW title situation and a champion who will “play ball”. That just leaves the lingering matter of murder accusations and other improprieties levied upon the company… with the option to create a patsy. Strangler Lewis is the boss of all bosses and promises the situation is in good hands (points to the picture of his target and then today's latest betting line)…

** CUT **
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** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **



CENA & THESZ © versus PRIME TIME PLAYAZ

versus w/

The Prime Time Playaz have been earmarked for greatness. While somewhat lumbering and archaic in the ring, Titus O’Neil has been the breakout performer on the stick - with his brash, pro footballer head coach drill sergeant style. In XPW Remixed cannon, the Titus character & “PtP” franchise has been co-opted by XPW Original KAOS. Down with XPW since Day #1, once Joey Munoz fully-transformed into “Rockstar Kaos” he became one of the rare bright spots in an otherwise abysmal federation. Full of color, pizzazz and flash-bang workrate - he compromises to become the work horse of the duo (similar to Kaos run in Wrestling Society X as ½ of the tag team “Los Ponchos Guapos”). Adding the stroke and beauty of WCW GG (2000) and her “FOCUS” patents is the masterful icing on the entertainment cake. They demand your attention.



Meanwhile, the big episode-long focus (of course) has been on the volatile union of John Cena & Lou Thesz… destined for a one-on-one clash @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”. Thesz has levied some serious accusations against Cena (for whom West Coast fans have been itching to hate for awhile now) while the NWA champion awaits at the end of the month. Striker & Taz surmise their union is only temporary and that tonight may be the night they lose the Tag Team title strap. Instead, Cena & Thesz become the epitome of tag team perfection - masking the others weakness (and injuries) while accentuating their strengths. Thesz gets a chance to take old foe Kaos to the mat once more, while Cena matches power and beyond with Titus O’Neil. The arrogant showboating villains PtP prove to be capable foils, but not quite ready for “prime time” - as a Cena FUAA lands Rockstar Kaos directly into a Thesz STF - where he taps out frantically!

Winners (and STILL XPW Remixed Tag Team champions): THESZ & CENA



Post match - the two men have their epic stare down with their respective singles titles (and Tag Team belts) over their shoulders. XPW President Strangler Lewis appears at the top of the entrance ramp with a bright smirk. He politely golf-claps both of them, without making his true intentions clear. The only thing that is certain is doom comes to one championship reign - and Hell comes to the Territory Wars - as “GRAND CONJUNCTION” inches closer! Thesz vs. Cena: Title Unification! Tune in for “Best of the Best 2” on “The 5-Point Show” coming up next!

** FADE OUT **

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XPW Remixed presents...
[size=6]"GRAND CONJUNCTION"




** XPW Unification Match **
John Cena (2012) © versus Lou Thesz (1955) ©
Boston title versus XPW World title!!

"Best of the Best 2" Tournament FINALS


__________________________________________________________________________




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The 5-Point Show (Best of the Best 2)

** The 5-Point Show **



Another innovation and historical retrospective from the greatest wrestling company in the Territory Wars, XPW Remixed. Presenting "THE BEST of the BEST 2". A special, invitation-only 12 man tourney featuring some of the BEST - and unheralded - Jr Heavyweights in all of professional wrestling. These men are on the COME UP and XPW Remixed has just the showcase for their unique talents! Back in the late 90s/early 2000s when CZW (Combat Zone Wrestling) was on the rise on the East Coast, it was lampooned (much like XPW Remixed) for rampant brutality, bloodbaths and ultra violence. So this tournament was designed to earn purist credibility, establish themselves beyond blood-n-guts, and showcase some of the greatest wrestlers of the future right now!!! This is XPW Remixed tributes to all the Indy tournament shows, from ECWA's "Super 8" to the ongoing CZW "BoB" series. ENJOY!



** CUT TO ACTION **

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XPW Remixed presents...

"BEST of the BEST 2"




There will be four 3-way dances tonight featuring all 12 of the wrestlers. The 4 single winners from each match will advance to the semi-finals next week on “The 5-Point Show” in two one-on-one contests. Then - at the XPW Remixed December supershow “GRAND CONJUNCTION” - the two finalists will clash for the right to be called "BEST of the BEST"!!!! We have an exciting clash of styles/eras and genres - and it all comes to a head tonight with our BoB2 "INTER-PROMOTIONAL" main event! The personal invites were sent throughout the fantasy eons, and legends have stepped to the plate! Representatives from TNA's X-Division and WCW's classic CRUISERWEIGHT division are in the house TONIGHT! But first, we open with a charming little tongue-in-cheek vignette from Sandow & Berry in a private library reciting and enjoying poetry. They come together tonight in tag team action to bring a new level of enlightment to fantasy wrestling. You're welcome. Now let's get right to the action!

** CUT **

** Best of the Best 2 Match **

RUCKUS versus DANNY HAVOC versus JC ICE BABY

vs. vs.
Ruckus def. Havoc vs JC Ice Baby.
(An underground delight with a brutally hilarious mesh of personalities (especially ever since JC Ice Baby went "Southern Rap-Rock" alongside Slater & Mahal - think Yelawolf). Danny Havoc bumps like a young Dolph Ziggler while JC Ice Baby nearly steals the show with his new 3MB routine (w/ a rocked-out Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal as his band mates). But Ruckus lights up the LA nightline with a dazzling array of moves before hosting the victorious post-match smoke up. Together all 3 men put over the importance of BoB2 as they strive to be taken on the next level of seriousness).

** CUT **

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LORD TENSAI versus SNUFF (w/ Jessica Darlin)
(Loser Leaves XPW Remixed match)

versus w/
Lord Tensai def. Snuff
Brutally stiff big-man match with Tensai and Snuff busting out all their spots (including a poisonous green mist SPIT from Tensai that is no-sold by Snuff because of his mask!) But in the end Lord Tensai finally overpowers and lays Snuff out definitively with his finisher. Post match, the power and evil radiating from Lord Tensai causes Jessica Darlin to migrate over and willingly submit to him! Tensai leaves with Jessica Darlin!

** CUT **

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** Best of the Best 2 Match **

RASHAD CAMERON versus JTG versus WEEDMAN

vs. vs.

Rashad Cameron def. JTG vs. Weedman
(Rashad wins this in curious and controversial fashion. First - he defied Strangler Lewis himself (on behalf of “the Movement”) and dared him with another lawsuit (discriminatory like the lawsuit that cost WCW millions)! We all know the “Boss of all Bosses” doesn’t take kindly to threats, even with his plate as full as it is. Everybody anticipated something horrible... instead we get this tournament match-up (and Rashad Cameron's suprising entry). Match ends with a Rashad Cameron pinfall on Weedman after some shady, complicit referee shenanigans (that even the announcers were puzzled to explain). Rashad Cameron snuffs Weedman out like a blunt roach with his top rope BLKJeez stomp - advancing in the BoB2 tourney)

** CUT **

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TRULY BAD INTENTIONS vs. HEADHUNTERZ

versus

TBI def. HHz
(Heavyweight tag team slobber knocker, with the twin gargantuan Headhunterz playing oversized foils for Ryback to manhandle and Machine Gun Karl Anderson to brutalize. HH’z get props for being cross-Territory Wars champions, but tonight TBI proves to be on another level. Relatively quick - painful - and emphatic. The exclamation point comes post match when their cornerman Tommaso Ciampa expresses his digust in being booked in the main event tonight - and rudely DECLINES his invitation in BoB2 because he refuses to be pigeon-holed as a "cruiserweight" wrestler!).




** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



News of Ciampa's tourney withdrawal spreads quickly - and changes to the card must be made immediately. Paul London & Brian Kendrick shrug their shoulders and pull off a quick game of "rock, paper, scissors" (Paul London wins). That means London will take Ciampa's place in the tourney - and Kendrick will contest Ciampa one-on-one TONIGHT! Whoa, high-five!

** CUT **

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** Best of the Best 2 Match **

SABU versus SAMI CALLIHAN versus KAOS (w/ GG)

vs. vs. w/

Sami Callihan def. Sabu vs. Kaos
(“Best of the Best 2” co-main event - and it resonates with passion and electricity. This is classic CZW vs. ECW vs. XPW (Original) and neither man disappoints. Everybody gets in on the act, and tables, chairs, guard rails (and gasp!) even a barbed wire board (that Kaos gets bare-backed pitched on) all come into play. But in the end, Sami Callihan enters Altered Beast-state and demolishes his opponents. Sabu crashes & burns through a table - Kaos gets spiked with a brain buster on a steel chair - and Sami Callihan gets the chance to hoist his unrecognized & BANNED KotDM title in victory! Sami Callihan advances!)


** CUT **


** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Brief but fiery promo from Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin (MCMG), who for curious reasons unknown to them were NOT invited to be part of BoB2 (despite overwhelming fan support in their favor). Instead they are forced to continue redefining the tag team division until they get their belts back - and that starts tonight when they spoil Sandow & Berry's tag team debut!

** CUT **

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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus BRIAN KENDRICK

versus

Tommaso Ciampa def. Brian Kendrick
(Good competitive match, that is greased with lightning-fast “cruiserweight” chains - but contested by 2 guys who can wrestle with an intensity that’s 50 pounds heavier. Ciampa catches Kendrick coming off the top rope with a hurricanrana attempt - pitches Kendrick high into the air in power bomb position - before falling backwards and driving both knees into Kendrick’s spine - “Project Ciampa”-style. Another defiant, adrenaline-infused encounter for Ciampa who gives all the credit in the world to his mysterious East Coast sensei (it was he who advised Ciampa to avoid the BoB2 tourney, commentators disclose)

** CUT **

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** Best of the Best 2 Match **

PAUL LONDON versus CHAVO versus LOW-KI
(Inter-Promotional Fantasy Dream Match)

versus versus

This match was hyped heavily as another “cross-brand Territory Wars” match (keeping up with the BoB theme layed out last year). Included is classic-era Chavo Guerrero - fresh off his enticing familial run in WCW (and rocking the wooden horse Pepe!) - and representing the TNA X-Division, founding father LOW-KI! This is pitched as a fantasy dream match between WCW, TNA and ROH (all done on the XPW Remixed stage). The man who wins this bout is 2002 Paul London, one of the most promising, exciting, incredible wrestlers to ever hit the mat. This is ROH Season One Paul London, the guy who wrote incredible masterpieces as he contested some of the most important matches in company history. All 3 men put on a near 30-minute classic here, reminiscent of some of those early ROH salad days. While everybody gets standing ovations and “THIS IS WRESTLING!” chants, it is Paul London who wins the day after an incredible Shooting Star press to Low-Ki while he had Chavo Guerrero in a submission hold. This is also the first time you’ve ever heard the fans chant “PLEASE DON’T DIE!” in a wrestling match (directed towards the insanely mercurial Paul London). Impressive victory that puts London on another level and leaves the viewer exhausted just from watching.

Winner: PAUL LONDON (2002)


** CUT **


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MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS vs. SANDOW & BERRY

versus

MCMG shine in this match, displaying their ambidextrous synchronicity and dazzling the fans senses. In ring action, Wild Red Berry is a capable grappler (in the light heavyweight mold) who none the less plays arrogant, snooty heel alongside Sandow with great aplomb (think a 1986 era Nick Bockwinkel mixed with a little 1995 Bob Backlund). They initiate a few key (and classic) cerebral heel shenanigans to gain the upper hand a few times, but in the end MCMG always come blazing back. Until the obscure “ace in the hole” Sandow & Berry referenced earlier comes into full bloom in the form of a surprise outside interference… With things well in hand, Alex Shelley is leaning between the ropes to grab Sandow by the hair and drag him back inside the ring - when he’ suddenly WHACKED in the head with a metal scroll plate by THE GENIUS of wrestling! The interference comes off without a hitch - Shelley gets Terminus and pinned by Sandow - and Berry‘s in ring debut is a rousing success! Post match all 3 men celebrate together in civilized fashion, with Genius & Berry politely applauding Sandow’s “Rotation Illumination” (aka “fruity cartwheel”). Gotta love it. The newest stud stable in XPW Remixed. You’re welcome.

Winners: DAMIEN SANDOW & WILD RED BERRY



THE GENIUS arrives!


** FADE OUT **

__________________________________________________________________________

XPW Remixed presents...
[size=6]"GRAND CONJUNCTION"




** XPW Unification Match **
John Cena (2012) © versus Lou Thesz (1955) ©
Boston title versus XPW World title!!

"Best of the Best 2" Tournament FINALS


__________________________________________________________________________



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XPW TV Episode #64 (Mildred Burke v Trish Stratus)



Cut to in-studio announce team for the evening:


Matt Striker & TNA Taz


Broadcasting LIVE from an undisclosed location on the West Coast on Channel 13 (Dumont Network)! In an epic fantasy match-up (perhaps the greatest of all time) - XPW Remixed WORLD champion Lou Thesz will be taking on Boston champion John Cena in a title unification bout @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”. But first - they must defend their tag team titles TONIGHT against #1 contenders the ROAD WARRIORS! Also in true ratings-breaking fashion, the “Best of 7 Series” between Gorgeous George & Human Tornado continues tonight with Match #5 (Lakers vs Clippers!)... plus A 10-man tag team feature… and Mildred Burke defends her Woman’s championship against Trish Stratus in a fantasy wrestling dream-match a century in the making! That match is coming up RIGHT NOW! Let’s get right to the action!



** CUT TO RING **

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** XPW Remixed Woman’s championship **



MILDRED BURKE (1953) © versus TRISH STRATUS (2006)

versus

Backstage promos, full-length TV walkouts and entrance packages for both women (complete with tale of the tape). Their respective lists of credentials are long, and all of them are referenced within the framework of this match. Bout is framed with mutual respect, even if it gets a little stiff at the end (Trish Stratus comes up with a slightly bloodied nose for example). Both woman fight their hearts out as the crowd breaks out into spontaneous chants of “XPW!” and “SHE CAN WRESTLE!” In the end Mildred Burke slips out of Trish’s springboard bulldog attempt and captures her in a lightning-fast la magistral roll-up for the pin! Mildred Burke retains! Post match, her and Trish have the crowd-pleasing staredown that dissolves into a handshake of respect and mutual adoration. Both woman put the division over as *THE* proving ground for Territory Wars competition. Meanwhile.. AWESOME KONG is spotted watching from the shadows, breathing heavily and exuding a violent intensity…

Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): MILDRED BURKE



** CUT **

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”The Sun that rises in the East… sets in the West”



All eyes on the limousine pulling into the building - it is the fashionably-late XPW President Strangler Lewis… but as he is exiting his vehicle, his doorman is suddenly WHACKED in loud, bloody fashion! Kendo stick shots go off like gunfire as ATSUSHI ONITA has descended upon the vehicle! He gets a few moments to cut an intense (barely-legible) promo upon the Strangler, as his VOODOO MURDERS (Taru & Big Daddy V), Headhunterz and Lord Tensai come looming from the shadows as well! But instead of descending upon Lewis with him… they defer? Onita watches in growing horror as his troops desert him; fading back into the darkness of the parking garage and disappearing! Now it is Strangler Lewis who is laughing because the “Boss of all Bosses” has his bases covered… WHACK! Onita goes DOWN from an unseen baseball bat shot! It is DEAN AMBROSE - with the “target name” given to him by Strangler Lewis himself! THWACK! WACK! WACK! “Untouchables-Al Capone” style! They leave Onita for dead. Dean Ambrose comes face to face with the cackling Strangler Lewis - who breaks into stone-cold stoicism just long enough to notify Ambrose he's got a match next - against LORD TENSAI! Ambrose nearly snaps with rage as he stares down Lewis in disbelief... only to have the Strangler break out into affable laughter once more. Boss of all Bosses indeed.



** CUT **

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DEAN AMBROSE versus LORD TENSAI (w/ Jessica Darlin)

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Dean Ambrose gets beaten and pulverized by the bigger, stiffer Lord Tensai - even coming up bleeding from the mouth hardway at one point. His past and ringside interplay with Jessica Darlin is referenced as well (Switchblade Conspiracy once “liberated” her services). But Ambrose refuses to die - even bloodily hulking up at one point (to growing crowd favor). Though the set-up becomes quickly clear when the Voodoo Murders (Taru & Big Daddy Voodoo) make the sneak attack run-in. Strangler Lewis has ordered this hit - the betrayer to be taken out Jimmy Darmody-style (Boardwalk Empire reference), even despite his attempt at penance. So while Lord Tensai may get the pin tonight (with his Geisha-girl Jessica Darlin leering perversely over Ambrose’s beaten, bloody body) - Dean Ambrose wins just by surviving. He is the new school Lucky Luciano of the crew - taken for that proverbial “one-way ride” only to miraculously survive… and ultimately thrive. But tonight - he has paid the price for his sins…

Winner: LORD TENSAI

** CUT **

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”World Tag Team Disaster”



XPW World & Boston champions Lou Thesz and John Cena are given quality time to lay the hard sell on their eternal rivalry, forced union and now - cataclysmic title unification bout @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”. It is an electric exchange that touches on everything from Thesz “sell-out” accusations towards Cena (that the West Coast fans are quick to embrace) to the dual losses they suffered to NWA rivals Funk & Awesome (see XPW TV Episode #61 (Dream Matches turn Nightmares) - while retaining focus on their epic Tag Team title defense TONIGHT. For those who must absolutely know what was said line-for-line, here are some brief excerpts:



JOHN CENA:I just do the best I can do. I hate those words like 'face of the company' or 'flagbearer.' I hate that. I'm just the best that I can be… and I take great pride in that people want to come after me. I'm always ready for a fight. I'm me, I'm the best me I can be, and we've put together a pretty good ten years and I'm hoping for ten more.



LOU THESZ:: I enjoy the time I spend [here]. The questions, for the most part, have been intelligent and interesting. I always find it amazing that anyone cares what happened a half decade ago or longer. I also find it frustrating when some read between the lines when there were no lines. I am asked about some pretty interesting characters and was considering doing columns on individual wrestlers - from my perspective...

The entire exchange culminates in a deep personal challenge that will find John Cena traveling to NWA land to declare war upon MIKE AWESOME! Lou Thesz vows to do something similar to Terry Funk! Meanwhile - both Thesz & Cena are contractually bound together and stand staring down the barrel of LOD as they defend their Tag Team titles TONIGHT!!

** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **

Thesz & Cena © versus Road Warriors

TONIGHT!!




** CUT **

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY
versus
CROOKLYN 2 CHI-TOWN/ROCK CITY CONNECTION



Versus


In an unbelievable display of hubris & intellectual superiority, the newest stud stable in the Territory Wars strikes fear into the fans with a roaring rendition of War & Peace (the wrestling version). Part multi-syllabic rant from Berry (claiming amongst other things that if he’s not crowned “Manager of the Year” then the award has no credibility) - poetry jam by the Genius - and demeaning, scathing monologue from Damien Sandow (forever holding his mic like the finest glass of wine). The horse-and-pony show culminates with the FabKangs tossing their cardboard boomerangs into the crowd alongside the Genius’ Frisbee - only to have them rudely thrown BACK in their FACE by unruly fans! Oh my the disrespect! They demand security eject them, but wait - that’s not fans - it’s Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin - MCMG!!



They have some snarky, internet-age retorts for Berry’s camp, before revealing they are not alone in their sentiment… on the other side of the ring appear CRYME TYME! Swagged out in Brooklyn Nets gear the East Coast stalwarts nonetheless get solid love from the Cali crowd off that association alone. The challenge is laid and accepted! When we get back from commercial break, Colt Cabana has evened the odds for the faces and battle commences in earnest. Crazy 10-man tag that gives everybody a little shine while maintaining the storyline of a culture clash in action. In the end, the conniving brilliance of the Dead Poets Society allows for infuriation/distraction/destruction (metal scroll + Colt’s head = FabKang finisher for the pin). Bad guys get the victory, but the good guys wind up stealing their shit (including Sandow’s expensive walk out robe, the Genius’ garment & Berry’s priceless tome) and mercilessly destroy the physical belongings (to great cheers) and gain a measure of revenge.

Winners: DEAD POETS SOCIETY

** CUT **

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”Monkey See Monkey Do”
(Monkey get in trouble too)




Intense backstage skit with Sami Callihan surprising the XPW President Strangler Lewis by showing up in his office chair unannounced. The two warriors from completely different fantasy wrestling spectrums have a scintillating exchange (including Callihan coldly brandishing his KotDM title - still speckled with dry blood!) and Strangler Lewis ominously rolling up his sleeves at one point… their little tete-a-tete is interrupted by none other than RASHAD CAMERON - opponent to Sami Callihan come the next “5-Point Show (BoB2 continued)”!! The pint-size loudmouth has some tough words for BOTH Sami & Strangler, even calling Lewis “n***a” at one point! More ominous legal threats from him and the stalemate is drawn. Cameron leaves with a smirk - Sami with a scowl - and Strangler Lewis is left behind in his office with a look of grim stoicism…



”Best of the Best 2” continues on the next “5-Point Show”

Featuring...

Sami Callihan versus Rashad Cameron!!

Stay tuned!!




** CUT **

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”White Girlz Lost”



A ranting, coked-up KILO is found in the backstage area. He cuts a vicious promo on LA, the glamour, the glitz, the drugs and the porn - extolling them all. He disses French Angel & Sammi Lane before vowing to fuck up more dumb bitches lives. Then you see something off camera snap him to attention and he drifts off into thought. Cameras pan to find Missy Hyatt (1990) and Sunny (1995) standing off to the side and chatting amongst themselves. Cameras pan back to KILO - now with a wild-eyed leer on his face. His objective clear, he approaches with a Val Venis-styled “Hellloo ladies” - and so begins their sordid affair with career-destroying demons. Find ‘em old, passed out and naked on an internet site near you. You’re welcome.



EPILOGUE: Both women transport to 2012 in mere moments and become zombified husks of their previous selves.


** CUT **


” Odd Man Out”



Backstage, secret cameras caught the irate JACK PFEFER pulling into XPW buildings and having a closed-door confrontation with Lewis & Mondt. Over the course of their eavesdropped meeting (that has the makings of an angry Mafia don meeting gone awry) we quickly come to discover that Lewis & Mondt are planning to make Jack Pfefer the patsy! The man who will take the fall for the rap of the company! Jack Pfefer is aghast - and infuriated (much like Nucky Thompson when threatened with indictment) - promising that if they try to take him down, Jack Pfefer will take them down with him! Ominous parting words as he refuses a security escort out and leaves on his own accord. Meanwhile Lewis & Mondt share a few private details about the arrangement with FX deal soon to break (they’ve been blackballed from their desired New England region by Paul Bowser, but intend to go national instead). With the ESPN deal having collapsed, this is literally the company’s last hope. Because (as we are just learning) the Dumont Network has refused to renew the companys contract next year! Despite the record-breaking ratings pulled off by XPW Remixed, the controversy, lawsuits, federal investigations and pulled sponsorships has resulted in Dumont Network pulling the plug! That means the next XPW TV Episode will be the LAST! (on the Dumont Network at least...) Meanwhile, millions continue to be embezzled on behalf of this “unbuyable” new champion in their camp - that will help them overtake the Territory Wars for good… Mwahahahahahaha!!!



** CUT **

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** Best of 7 Series (#5) **

GORGEOUS GEORGE versus HUMAN TORNADO
("Lakers versus Clippers" Match)

versus

Internet nerds continue hate. Even though they were the ones who supported Human Tornado from the beginning as he rose from obscurity - they turned on him as being a perceived “sell-out” at the height of his notoriety. He is at a zenith in fantasy wrestling - contenting amongst the elite legends in an arena he truly shines - the ENTERTAINMENT business. These same haters probably deadpanned his appearance in “Nacho Libre” as well. Meanwhile, Gorgeous George continues to do what he does no matter his placement on the card - draw eyeballs. It can only be explained in a 10-page dissertation on pro wrestling and pop culture, but simply put - Gorgeous George is a ratings star. His segments consistently rank amongst the highest-rated of the show (hence his lengthy run as XPW TV champion). The Human Orchid as taken to the talk show circuit to combat Human Tornado’s bomb radio and underground pod cast appearances - resulting in a hilarious clash of styles that has blossomed into a full-time feud.



Their Youtube challenges of everything from hitting the perfect golf drive to performing the most complex break dancing move have entertained millions. When President Strangler Lewis issued the “Best of 7” Decree - it was designed to garner the Gorgeous One more in-ring prestige. They both essentially believed the feud was one-up in favor of George, and he would end it quickly. So George started showing up at LA Lakers games and took to the airwaves with basketball-themed memes. He compared himself to the LA dynasty and told all who would listen this thing between him and Human Tornado wasn’t even going 7 matches. Hence this next challenge. But he was wrong. Unfortunately for George - the 2012 super-powered-all-star-legends-gods-version of the LA Lakers showed up. While Human Tornado had the ability, dexterity and skill of Chris Paul - compounded by the power of Blake Griffin - in his corner. Straight from the underground. There just might be a new king in LA after all…

Winner: HUMAN TORNADO


Matt Sydal (aka "Evan Bourne") = Gorgeous George

** Best of 7 Series **

Gorgeous George: 3 / Human Tornado: 2


** CUT **

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XPW Remixed Television champion
MARK HENRY (2011)




** XPW TV title #1 Contenders Match **

JACK BRISCO versus ADR versus… MATT MORGAN!!

versus versus…

Mark Henry is the new TV champion - who takes up commentary alongside Striker & Taz for the match. Del Rio & Brisco get their entrances, but everybody is caught off guard (especially Mark Henry) by the announcement that this match has been turned into a Triple Threat match. The final entrant is - MATT MORGAN! Tight affair between all 3 men, but Matt Morgan is head and shoulders above his peers tonight. With Mark Henry raging about injustice and betrayal on the mic, Matt Morgan puts forth the most dominant performance of his fantasy wrestling career. He keeps it brisk without overexerting himself and running out of gas. He runs through ADR with the carbon footprint to lay claim to the #1 contendership! Morgan and Henry jaw angrily at ringside, their tenuous alliance shattered! And conspicuous by his absence - #1 agent to both superstars, Nature Boy Buddy Rogers is nowhere to be found!! Was it HE who brokered this sudden match change? Either way, security must intercede between the two behemoths of the ring - as our XPW TV title match for “GRAND CONJUNCTION” is now set! Mark Henry defends against… Matt Morgan!!



Winner: MATT MORGAN

** CUT **

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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **

Brief, but brutish words from the former champions LOD regarding their match tonight. They don’t care whether Thesz & Cena love or hate each other - they’re going down together. Some of Hawk’s semi-famous “life is full of ups and downs” promo (with Cena going “UP into the turnbuckles and DOWN into the mat!.. And Thesz going UP into the ringpost and DOWN into the mat!”)…

** CUT TO RING **

** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **



CENA & THESZ © versus ROAD WARRIORS

versus

LOD enter together. Tag Team champions enter separately (Thesz first to monster pop - Cena last to thunderous boos). He cannot pander to the hardcore LA crowd, he can only march down the aisle - title belt raised over his head - baseball brim lowered over his eyes. He & Thesz share a tense pre-match staredown, and Cena’s “U Can’t See Me” gesture is received with voracious boos. Cena appears to officially be a heel here in Cali. Many stories are told throughout the length of this main event match. Cena & Thesz’ mutual antagonism combined with their maniacal demands to outdo the other (off sheer ego and pride alone)… and their severe distrust. LOD go from raging monsters to staggered bullies - all the way back to World Class Wrecking Crew again. They succumb briefly to the individual solo talents of Thesz & Cena - but when it comes to explosive tag team chemistry the Road Warriors win every time. But in the end - controversy reigns.



The LOD appear to have Cena in perfect position for a Doomsday Device (!!) when suddenly… the Voodoo Murders arrive!?!? Taru & Big Daddy Voodoo take no physical action - but their sinister presence is ominous enough. Hawk & Animal are forced to take heed (as Thesz recovers - slower and slower these days). The Voodoo Murders cast sly, conspiratorial glances towards Cena who nonetheless plays deaf, dumb and blind. Lou Thesz begins to shout at the heelish Japanese duo, allowing the LOD to snatch the XPW World champion from behind (as refs and officials are hustling Voodoo Murders back to the dressing room) ! But Cena is on the scene just in time to take the proverbial “bullet” for his tag team partner. He interjects himself into the fray instead, casting Thesz (and his still-sore neck) to the side. Cena winds up taking the brutal spine buster onto steel ring steps / flying clothesline combination. Then - with fan fervor boiling to a climax - the LOD hoist Cena onto their shoulders for the DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Thesz gets body-checked off the ring apron! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!



Winners (and NEW XPW Tag Team champions): ROAD WARRIORS



Post match the inevitable full-blown explosion occurs. A weary and battered Thesz & Cena go finger-to-chest and nose-to-nose - with the violence loving XPW Remixed audience egging them on. They’re jawing at each other and holding their respective singles titles aloft! Referees and officials surge into the ring to prevent confrontation but the emotion is very real. Finally - XPW Remixed President Strangler Lewis appears at the top of the entrance ramp with a satisfied grin. Just to throw that final can of gasoline on an already-raging wildfire. Next week - on the LAST XPW TV Episode of the season (!!) - the NWA CHAMPION DUSTY RHODES WILL BE LIVE AND IN THE BUILDING!! The announcement pops the crowd! Unsettles and aggravates the champions! Entices the viewers! XPW Remixed is airing the Last Episode EVER on the Dumont Network - followed by GRAND CONJUNCTION!! Stay tuned!!

** FADE OUT **

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XPW Remixed presents...
"GRAND CONJUNCTION"




** XPW Unification Match **
John Cena (2012) © versus Lou Thesz (1955) ©
Boston title versus XPW World title!!

"Best of the Best 2" Tournament FINALS

** XPW TV title **
Mark Henry © versus Matt Morgan


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CREDITS:

LOU THESZ: Wrestlingclassics.com messageboard
JOHN CENA: WWE.com interview (December 2012)




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The 5-Point Show (BoB2 cont...)

** The 5-Point Show **



A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... the Best of the Best 2 tourney continues tonight with the final two making their way to "GRAND CONJUNCTION". Plus - two historic title unification bouts on the horizon between the Boston & XPW champion.. and then the NWA! All this and so much more as we're just receiving word that next weeks XPW TV Episode will be the LAST on the Dumont Network Channel #13! We'll be notifying you of further channel and timeslot changes as they occur! Meanwhile, we've got womans action, tag team warfare and BoB2 semi-finals BEEEYOTCH! Stay tuned!

** CUT TO ACTION **

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ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus SABLE (w/ Annie Social)

versus w/

Alexxis def. Sable via flying bulldog
(The fly-bitch “Beautiful People” vibe of Sable/Social contrasts wonderfully with the fiery South Shore temper and blue-collar grit of Lexxus. She outworks Sable, and kicks off Annie Socials chest (knocking her off the apron once and for all) to launch the springboard bulldog that wins this match)



** CUT **

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USOs (w/ Tamina) versus HEADHUNTERZ

w/ versus

Headhunterz def. Uso's
(Violent, jungle-themed clash comes to its brutal conclusion when HHz prove who the *REAL* beasts are. They crush the Uso's with twin 400lb+ moonsaults and leave the Cali native Uso's writhing where they lay. Even Tamina seems intimidated by the HHz heaving aura)



** CUT **

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SANDMAN versus NECRO BUTCHER

versus

Sandman def. Necro Butcher (Last Man Standing Match)
(Stiff, wild and violent with enough concussive chair shots to make the IWC collectively stand up and say “enough” (but the live fans loved it). These two inebriated goons chop meat all night and unleash all the body-folding bumps - until Sandman literally buries Butcher beneath a crushing stack of audio equipment - rendering him unable to unearth himself before the 10 count. Sandman stands over the rubble chugging beer and waving his Kendo sticks to chants of “XPW! XPW!” A final unofficial “salute” to Death Match wrestling from the two who pounded the nail in the coffin).



** CUT **

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”3 Man Band, baybeeee!”



3MB get their rawked-out entrance, and with swagged-out pride they prepare to unleash their first hit single. But before they can, they are interrupted by Wolfie D (JC Ice Baby’s former partner in PG-13). He addresses the men on the mic, in a sorrowful plead for acceptance. He was injured, JC Ice Baby joined the band, and now Wolfie D is back and he wants in!



He even has the little metal triangles they give you in grade-school music class to chime in! It can be the 4MB! All seems good, until the sudden swerve ending when Heath Slater clobbers Wolfie D from behind - and unleashes the 1!.. 2!… 1,2,3.4!”-count beat down. Wolfie D is officially excommunicated from XPW Remixed, and JC Ice Baby embarks upon the newest chapter in his solo fantasy wrestling career - “3MB babyeeee!!”



** CUT **

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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **

RASHAD CAMERON versus SAMI CALLIHAN

versus

Rashad Cameron is the cocky Killadelphia rap star wannabe - Sami Callihan the brooding, gothic modern-day menace. Together they are CZW classics and XPW Remixed legends. Tonight they lay it all on the line in a triumphant clash. Cameron cheats, complains about racial profiling and scurries away (while commentators cover his discrimination threats against the company). Sami Callihan's uncredited reign as KotDM is referenced, as are *HIS* threats towards Strangler Lewis and the company. Mid-way through the match - none other than XPW President Strangler Lewis appears at ringside to join commentary! Both Sami & Rashad seem wary of the move, but his presence adds another level of heat to the match.



On commentary Lewis discusses the FX merger and how the BoB2 is a storied tradition that will have great ramifications on this sport (once the merger is complete). Sami Callihan finally gets bloody baby face revenge and seems well on his way to victory, when a perceived “slight” draws Ed Lewis out of his commentator chair. He and Sami Callihan have a face-off and start jawing at each other ringside. Somehow in the confusion, Rashad Cameron winds up with Strangler Lewis small metal chain in HIS hand - and uses it BASH Sami Callihan in the face with when he least expects it! Strangler Lewis continues to draw eyes away from the illegal chain shot, while Rashad Cameron slowly earns the count-out victory (Lewis kicked Callihan away from the ring apron at the 9 count)! Cameras even catch Strangler Lewis discreetly stuffing the chain BACK in his pocket and leaving the scene! Meanwhile, Rashad Cameron celebrates his victory with music video panache (in yo FACE, n***a!!)

Winner (by count-out): RASHAD CAMERON



** CUT **

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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus BRIAN KENDRICK

versus

Tommaso Ciampa def. Brian Kendrick in their fantasy wrestling re-match
(Ciampa continues on his “anti-cruiserweight” tirade; disparaging not only the BoB2 (of which he DECLINED entry) - but WCW and TNA’s X-Division. Until ROH founding father Brian “Spanky” Kenrick makes him swallow his words. The graduate of Texas Wrestling Academy proves he has the goods - but Ciampa stone-wills himself to victory - using a power based offense that Kendrick just cannot match. Yet even that hard-earned victory is not enough. An enraged Ciampa seeks to make a statement, and begins it with a post-match beat down on Kendrick. But before he can get *TOO* gangsta wittit…)

Enter the OG of Xtreme
NEW JACK!!



Trash can-filled with weapons beat down on Tommaso Ciampa - who is suddenly powerless in the face of this violent onslaught! “Natural Born Killaz” (Dre & Cube) blasts through the speakers as New Jack runs through his crowd-pleasing assault! Until finally HE is overcome by the tornado destructive force of…

TRULY BAD INTENTIONS
(Ryback & Machine Gun)


New Jack gets a few trash-can lid shots off etc… but TBI no-sell the bulk of it and run through the OG Gangsta like rampaging bulls. These barbaric Vikings (representing the East Coast through Ciampa’s promo work) draw the ire and derision of the native West Coast crowd. Until XPW Remixed VP TOOTS MONDT appears on the scene to make an instant tag team match - starting NOW! Enter your opponents!..

** SEGUE **

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TRULY BAD INTENTIONZ versus THE SHEIK & SABU

versus

TBI def SHEIK & SABU (but barely)
For the first time in their fantasy wrestling career together, the TBI are meant to look vulnerable. Taken by surprise, the horrifying aura of Sabu & Sheik drives even TCiampa away from ringside! Uncle & nephew use stabbing, slashing and brawling to offset TBI and drive the crowd into a bloodthirsty frenzy! Sabu Springboard leg lariat off Sheik’s back to Ryback! Pencil assault on Machine Gun! Ryback goes through a table courtesy of a Sabu suicide dive! “HOLY S***!” and “XPW!” chants for that! Sheik winds up battering and bloodying Machine Gun all the way back through the fans and into the locker room area! Meanwhile left alone in the ring, Ryback begins the superhuman comeback upon Sabu - before spearing him through a table in the corner - and shell-shocking him for the finish - leaving the crowd deflated. Ryback smears the blood off his face and chest and screams “FEED ME MORE”!

** CUT **
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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **



RUCKUS versus PAUL LONDON

versus

Main event hype and boy do they deliver. Both men subscribe to the “marijuana is steroids for the mind” theory, and their out-of-this-world offenses can only be described as intergalactic. Paul London and Ruckus (ROH and CZW stalwarts) match each other move-for-death-defying-move, all within the framed context of a fight with honor. Crowd is torn between supporting both men, so just marks out completely over every exchange. “THIS IS WRESTLING!” “XPW!” and “PLEASE DON’T DIE!” chants abound! All the while, cameras catch Rashad Cameron (the BoB2 finalist) watching the match with a look of disdain and jealousy. In the end each man contests a 30-minute wrestling masterpiece that ends when the final regulation time limit is up - leaving fans breathless and both men deflated on their backs. Official result is a “DRAW” but the real winners are the fans. Both wrestlers slow to gain their feet, but with the crowd giving them a standing O - respond with the mutual handshake and hug of respect! “XPW! XPW!” Speaking of which - XPW Remixed president Strangler Lewis appears on the entrance ramp to decree there WILL be a rematch on the next 5-Point Show! Ruckus vs. Paul London 2 for the right to meet Rashad Cameron in the BoB2 finals @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”! Crowd cheers and the two competitors look just as pumped to receive the news! Next week we do it again! Stay tuned!

Winner: NONE (Draw)



** FADE OUT **

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XPW TV Episode #65 (*SERIES FINALE*)

This special episode can be found right here:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=27397

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The 5-Point Show ("Award Tour")

** The 5-Point Show **



A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... when we last left off, XPW Remixed aired its last TV Episode on Channel 13 (the Dumont Network). Negotiations for the series to continue on FX are pending, but should be announced soon. Meanwhile - the biggest event of the year goes down @ "GRAND CONJUNCTION" when Thesz/Cena battle for the right to face the NWA champion in the first inter-promotional Unification bout in Territory Wars history. Tonight, the BoB2 semi-finals continue when Ruckus takes on Paul London for the monumental right to be included in the PPV finals. Plus - the Territory Wars awards are in and you won't believe the winners! Stay tuned tonight for our special "Award Tour" episode of the 5-Point Show!!!



President Strangler Lewis opens with a pre-taped speech welcoming viewers to the show and announcing tonights "award ceremony" theme (more cynical viewers will recognize this as a ploy to drive up their own importance in the eyes of advertisers and network executives).



** CUT TO ACTION **

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Colt Cabana versus The Genius

versus

Colt Cabana def. The Genius
(Bombastic opening match segment that starts with the Genius poetry recital (serenading Strangler Lewis for his greatness, but lambasting the injustice suffered by Wild Red Berry - the *REAL* Manager of the Year!) and ends with Cabana’s enthusiastic victory. The clash of “new medium” (pod casts, internet etc..) versus “classic medium” (scroll & ink) is played up on in humorous fashion and these two acts start the show with a bang)

** CUT **

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CRYME TYME 2.0 versus FABULOUS KANGAROOS

versus w/

CT2.0 def. FabKangs
(Berry on the mic hollering about injustice and indignity - something about a Japanese team winning Tag Team of the Year when Australia = #1… finally CT2.0 get their rousing entrance and wind up stealing all the bad guys ringside gear! Leads to the following tag team encounter. FabKangs are forever formidable, but CT2.0 have been undergoing a resurgence since the unveiling of the NBA’s Brooklyn Nets (c’mon Deron Williams, wake up! It’s not the system it’s you!). FabKangs try their usual chicanery but find their flag pole stolen at the most inopportune time! That distraction allows a “Drive-By” finish from CT2.0! They wind up with all the FabKangs ringside stuff and take great pleasure in disbursing it to the crowd! (boomerangs, vests, their funny Australian hats etc…)

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Motor City Machine Guns vs. Sandow & Berry

versus

(The humiliating trifecta is complete when Sandow & Berry outsmart themselves and fall victim to MCMG tag-team finesse. Another fast-paced, exciting affair that picks up where their first bout left off - but this time MCMG have their foes well scouted - and with Sandow & Berry grasping at straws and fumbling their interference attempt (Berry gets walloped off the ring apron by mistake instead) - the MCMG gain retribution. Post match segment includes MCMG (joined by Cabana & CT2.0) celebrating their victories while the embarrassed Dead Poets Society is forced to slink away in defeat. 0-3 tonight!!)

** CUT **

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SABLE & ANNIE SOCIAL vs TRISH & ALEXXIS

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Trish & Alexxis def. Sable & Annie Social
(Brisk, energetic affair and all 4 woman get off. Sable/Social have the hyper-sexualized "Beautiful People" / LayCool vibe going for them, yet Trish & Alexxis outwork them for the finish. Sable & Social are sent packing backstage to lick their wounds while the the Varsity Cheerleaders of XPW Remixed (Trish & Alexxis) are cheered. But the celebration lasts only so long...)



Interupted by a voice on the house mic: it is MSD in ring announcer-form, and he's (being forced to) announce the new dominant duo in Woman's Wrestling...



Tamina (w/ Headhunterz) & Mother-in-Law!!

It is Mother-in-Law Combat Toyada who holds poor MadStepDad hostage in Ricardo Rodriguez-like servitude! Tamina Snuka is infused with animalistic fury ever since joining forces with the Headhunterz and leads the charge. Trish & Alexxis don't back down and a brief brawl is on! But ultimately, the bad guys prove too big too strong and Trish & Alexxis get downed. Iinstead of finishing their foes off, Tamina & Combat seem to be serving them up... to their demented stablemates! "crazy monkey" Jun Kasai and the voraciously violent Headhunterz slide into the ring, creeping up on a wounded Trish & Alexxis with evil intentions... the horror continues to grow, until...

JOHN CENA for the save!!



Superman run-in and rescue, as he clobbers both HHz with a steel chair and takes out Jun Kasai with an over-the-top-rope FUAA! Trish & Alexxis fight back against Combat & Tamina, and quickly the good guys seize the ring! Crowd cheers/boos (Cena) while Trish Stratus throws herself into his embrace! Alexxis Nevaeh looks at the display with a crooked eye, before discreetly rolling out of the ring and exiting backstage - leaving the "superstars" to their joyous and overt celebration...



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COMBAT TOYADA versus NATALYA NEIDHART

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Natalya Neidhart def. Mother-in-Law by submission (Sharpshooter)
(Starts where the last segment last off - with Mother-in-Law beating and angrily berating (in Japanese) poor MadStepDad. Until none other than Natalya Neidhart comes to his rescue! Tight little power-based exchange between Natalya & Toyoda and the US crowd stands fully behind the Canadian. Toyada misses a spinning backfist - eats a spinning lariat from Natalya in return! - and falls victim to an airtight sharpshooter! Mother-in-Law taps out! Post match a surprised MSD is receptive to Natalya’s amorous advances, and gleefully announces her the victor (of his heart)!



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”Territory Wars Dominant Diva of the Year”



Video highlight reel (narrated by Matt Striker) that chronicles the rise of Kong this year - from her unprecedented 3 runs with the XPW Remixed Woman’s championship - to her multiple cross-appearances in such territories as WCW, ROH and NWA. Her reign of terror has garnered her this award tonight. But at “GRAND CONJUNCTION” all of that is to the side, when Kong attempts to regain her title from the woman who beat her - OG Legend Mildred Burke! 3 times Kong has lost her title under seemingly “fluke” circumstances, only to viciously regain it after the rematch. Mildred Burke vows she will not be #4.. the two woman have a tense stand-off on the podium, until XPW World champion Lou Thesz arrives on the scene to quell the commotion! Thesz is on hand to accept his award for "Best Finisher (STF)" and court the ladies vote by posing for pictures and signing autographs with Mildred Burke. Not to be outdone by Cena before him, this gesture is necessary to secure a key demographic victory going into the Primary finals come "Grand Conjunction". Especially if the rumors of Cena's union with GDT Inc is true - Thesz will need all the support he can get.



XPW Remixed WORLD champion (and "Finisher of the Year (STF)" winner Lou Thesz poses title-for-title with XPW Remixed Woman's champion Mildred Burke!

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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **



Tag Team partners, promotional faces and friends Lexxus & Trish have a small confrontation in the locker room area. There's clearly been some resentment and possibly jealousy brewing here - and it's bubbling to the surface now. While there's still mutual respect and honesty, there is a strong desire by Alexxis to stand on her own - and it leads to a PPV challenge! Trish accepts and the two women share a handshake and staredown before parting ways! A battle of honor @ "GRAND CONJUNCTION": Trish vs Alexxis!

** CUT **

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”Authority Figure of the Year”
(aka “Boss of all Bosses”)



XPW President Strangler Lewis accepts this prestigious award for his work in making XPW Remixed #1 in the Territory Wars (crooked ratings and biased officials be damned) and breaking network ratings records (word to the PTC). He claims these ratings records are the result of his comeback, and not strategically placed against other shows segments to appear strong. Strangler Lewis also officially announces the network change that will bring XPW TV to the FX channel!!



The term “network change” refers to the phenomenon in which a television series moves from one network to another. Generally this term only refers to original episodes of a series (repeats of a long-running series will usually be picked up by other channels in syndication - often before the series ends production). Network changes are uncommon occurrences. In most cases, pickup by a network is made conditional on giving that network the first opportunity to order additional seasons. Generally a network change will only occur if either the original network cancels the series, or the show's producers choose to move to another network for financial reasons. The latter circumstance is rare, partly because the producers would typically have to wait out an exclusive negotiation window with the original network, and – especially in recent years – partly because of vertical integration (specifically, major networks ordering most of their series from companies under the same corporate umbrella). Only 4% of US television shows changed network between 1999 and 2012 (excluding the one-off merger of UPN and The WB to form The CW)

But alongside XPW Remixed (moving to FX channel next month!), here is a short list of other longstanding TV shows who made the network jump:

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (1999-2006 on UPN; 2006–2008 on The CW; 2008-2010 on MyNetworkTV; 2010–present on SyFy)

WWE Raw (1993-2000 on USA Network; 2000-2005 on TNN/Spike TV; 2005–present on USA Network)

WWE Sunday Night HEAT (1998-2000 on USA Network; 2000-2003 on MTV; 2003-2006 on TNN/Spike TV)

Therefore Strangler Lewis is very confident XPW TV will continue to maintain their momentum and revolutionize the game from a higher plateau than ever before! XPW TV - coming to the FX Channel next month! Stay tuned!!

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"XPW Title Unification"

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Main event hype package and dueling promos from both men putting over their unification bout @ "GRAND CONJUNCTION". Winner to meet NWA champion Dusty Rhodes @ Chi-Town Rumble!! Everything they stand for is on the line - "creative control" is bandied about - threats, allegations and challenges are laid. This is history in the making!! Stay tuned!!

** CUT **

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** BoB2 Semi-Finals **

RUCKUS versus PAUL LONDON

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Focus of the match is on the honor & sportsmanship between Ruckus & London - and the arrogance and jealousy of Rashad Cameron. All the way from the pre-match interview segments, where Rashad was clearly perturbed over the attention the two men were getting while *HE* was already IN the BoB2 Finals @ “Grand Conjunction”!… to the all-out in-ring action that had fans & commentators marking out the same (while Rashad Cameron complained and disrespected them on his guest commentary - he’s clearly in “HATER” status). It got so bad - and personally offensive to Rashad that they were trying to steal his shine - that he interfered and attacked both men! It was right toward the end of what appeared to be another time limit duel (with the fans chanting enthusiastically) - and Rashad Cameron could not bear to see anymore (of another thrilling overtime that he finds personally belittling to him moment-by-moment)! He finishes laying out both men just as the final bell tolls signifying a draw! Rashad Cameron poses over and taunts his fallen rivals, while fans boos and toss trash in the ring. Finally Strangler Lewis makes his triumphant arena entrance! From the top of the entrance ramp - after the entertaining banter with Cameron - he makes his official decree: BoB2 Finals TRIPLE THREAT @ “Grand Conjunction”! Rashad Cameron vs. Ruckus vs. Paul London! Fans Pop! Rashad irate! Mr Lewis just smiles and signs us off for the night. Stay tuned!

Winner: NONE (time limit draw)



Rashad Cameron hates what he deems to be the "mockery" of our great sport..

** FADE OUT **

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** OUTRO **



Behind-the-scenes vignette of Strangler Lewis as he preps for the contract signing with FX… when a personal phone call is brought to his attention. After a few moments of animated discussion with the person on the other end of the line, Lewis drops every last bit of his genial veneer. He is vicious, caustic and profane - uttering every curse you can imagine. He swears up and down he won’t have “them” do this to him… that Lewis has provisions in place that secure him in the future. He becomes so enraged at one point that he SWIPES everything off his desk - including the Territory Wars “Account Executive” (Authority Figure of the Year) award! Strangler Lewis rises to his feet in anger, finishing his phone conversation. He dares this mystery person to show up @ “Grand Conjunction” and tell the Strangler “deal’s off” to his face!! Until then, the “boss of all bosses” has a contract worth millions ready to authorize! BAM! He hangs up the phone and throws it across the room! Then, in a moment of quiet contemplation - anger seething just beneath the surface - a glint catches Lewis’ eye. It is the discarded Territory Wars award - on the floor amidst the paperwork and office rubble… slowly Strangler Lewis picks up the award - unbreakable, just like him - a little smudgy but still shining bright… he stares hard at the artifact - won on blood, sweat and tears. Strangler Lewis just smirks to himself and continues packing his bag for “Grand Conjunction” (including a personal firearm)… the “Authority of Figure of the Year” has one last shot in the chamber come “Grand Conjunction”… stay tuned!!



** FADE OUT **

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