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MrJustinB
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posted on 9-8-2011 at 05:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NFL RegOOlar SeasOOn.

Whoop! Football is back!

Who do you have tonight? And who is your upset this week?





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posted on 9-8-2011 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Pack's definitely winning tonight.

For an upset, I think St. Louis has a very good chance of putting the Eagles to 0-1.

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posted on 9-8-2011 at 10:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think the Saints can win tonight, but my head unfortunately says take the Pack. Either way, I'm expecting an entertaining shootout.

Some quick playoff picks:

NFC
1. Green Bay
2. New Orleans
3. Philadelphia
4. St. Louis
5. Dallas
6. Detroit

AFC
1. Pittsburgh
2. New England
3. San Diego
4. Houston
5. Baltimore
6. Indianapolis

Wild Card Round:
St. Louis over Dallas
Detroit over Philadelphia

Houston over Baltimore
San Diego over Indianapolis


Divisional Round:
Green Bay over St. Louis
New Orleans over Detroit

Houston over Pittsburgh
New England over San Diego


Conference Championship
New Orleans over Green Bay
New England over Houston

Super Bowl
New Orleans over New England





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posted on 9-8-2011 at 10:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No way Dallas makes the playoffs this year. Finishing at .500 will be a victory.

Unfortunately. And I'm sure I'm the only one who feels that way.





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posted on 9-9-2011 at 03:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus Christ, what a game.

If only our defense had remembered to show up in the first half...

Anyway, congrats to the Packers, hell of a game, and I really hope we get the playoff rematch that I'm predicting.





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posted on 9-9-2011 at 05:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So much for a the whining about the new kickoff rules.

I've got the Texans for my eliminator/suicide pick this week. Seems like their most obvious win of the season.





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posted on 9-9-2011 at 06:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Nice job of wrapping up, there. Was that the Jets ST that showed up for New Orleans?





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posted on 9-9-2011 at 10:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pffft, wrapping up? Everyone knows proper form is to just launch yourself.





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posted on 9-10-2011 at 03:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hate the Packers but what a game.

I have Rodgers in fantasy. Feels weird pulling for him as a Bears fan.





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posted on 9-11-2011 at 04:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Go GMEN!!! Don't let me down this season, time to get back to STOMPIN MUTHAFUCKAS OUT!!!

Its nice to still be optimistic, hope I still feel this way in 7 hours.





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posted on 9-11-2011 at 06:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, NFL redzone is awesome. But now I can't decide if I'd rather watch Ravens/Steelers (not Settlers, stupid autocorrect) straight through or just Redzone all day.

Edit:

To Steelers Fans:



Tell us again how Big Ben should be considered among the elite qbs.



[Edited on 9-11-2011 by theflammablemanimal]





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posted on 9-11-2011 at 08:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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To Steelers Fans:



Tell us again how Big Ben should be considered among the elite qbs.



[Edited on 9-11-2011 by theflammablemanimal]


Trust me, by halftime I was ready for Leftwich and his broken fucking arm to make an appearance. SEVEN FUCKING TURNOVERS? It was like watching the Bengals play in black and gold.

But I try to be a classy Steelers fan even in defeat, so I'll tip my hat to the Ravens. They were beasts today on both sides of the ball. Flacco was nailing some incredible passes and Boldin looked like he could have caught a chainsaw, blindfolded, in double coverage. I don't know how much better they looked because Pittsburgh decided to be awful today, but the Ravens might be way better than a lot of people realized. God, I hope not. But they might be.





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posted on 9-11-2011 at 10:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whether we win or lose this game, Cam Newton has three touchdowns so far in his pro debut. I'll take that as a good sign for the future.

And yeah, I'm surprised the Steelers got stomped so bad by the Ravens earlier.

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posted on 9-11-2011 at 11:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm no longer optimistic for the Giants season, maybe we can go winless and get Andrew Luck I think I've had enough of Eli





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ugh, nothing more embarrassing than losing to losers like the Redskins. Manning looked even dumber than Grossman.* good thing I still got the Jets.

*Eli almost wasted a timeout when a) the Giants were on their own 1 and would lose nothing by taking a delay of game and b) there was 1 second left img eh quarter and delay of game was impossible. Luckily the refs took pity on the moron and ignored him.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Allow me to step in and bitch & moan too. My team started Tavaris Jackson today. He was even worse than I could have expected. And the Mighty Seahawks got torn up by Ted Fucking Ginn... Jr. And I lost a bunch of money gambling.

At least I got my health. Or did until I smoked a pack of cigarettes trying to watch the Seahawks bumblefuck their way through that game.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, Eli got out-QB'd by Rex f'n Grossman. I'm well aware of what Good Rex can do and all, but it's been well over 4 years since the last time Good Rex actually showed up, so his production should be easily beatable by a decent professional QB or a competent defense.

Also, the Bears thoroughly crushed the Falcons today. Regardless of however many offensive linemen the Falcons didn't have starting, the Bears managed almost all their pressure with four guys, and one of those four guys was an emergency activation. Not to mention Jay Cutler actually had time to throw passes today.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, Ginn ripping out the Seahawks heart was pretty amazing.

And how about the Bills and Fitzpatrick? Are they good or are the Chiefs just terrible? Leaning towards the latter considering their playoff exit.

Surprised no orgasmic Panthers fans have showed up. Cam looks like he'll be great.

Also, what's up with the NFL setting up these "special" 9/11 tributes and then capping them off with some talentless POP acts singing the anthem?





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think one game may be a little fast to consider Cam great. He had a great game for a rookie QB. Lets not forget it was also against a pretty average Arizona team.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 02:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, I'm definitely not naive enough to think that every game is gonna be like this for Cam this year, but as a Panthers fan today was pretty much all I could have hoped for (outside of winning the game of course). Even if we finish around the 4-12 mark this year, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about the future with Cam. He may come out and fall flat on his face against Green Bay next week, but his performance today easily blew away anything Moore/Clausen did last year.

And if anyone cares, his final numbers today were 422 passing yards (new record for a rookie in his NFL debut), two passing touchdowns, one rushing touchdown, and one interception.

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posted on 9-12-2011 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Obviously he won't do that every week, but it's a great sign for his future.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 03:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 9-12-2011 at 03:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So were the Cowboys intentionally trying to find as many ways as possible to fuck that game up for themselves?
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posted on 9-12-2011 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm glad for Tony Romo that he seems to be a genuinely good person, because watching him try to win football games is a comedy of errors of the highest form. The Jets didn't win that game. Romo lost it.





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