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williamssl
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posted on 8-28-2011 at 11:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What's better than a gold medal in the special Olympics?



Not being in the special Olympics.





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posted on 8-29-2011 at 02:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?





A pizza doesn't cry when you put it in the oven.





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posted on 8-29-2011 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why doesn't Mexico field a Summer Olympics team?





Because any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the United States.





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posted on 8-29-2011 at 06:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


The wheelchair






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posted on 8-29-2011 at 09:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What do Chinese people in China call Chinese food?


Food.

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posted on 8-29-2011 at 12:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Three pregnant blondes are talking about their babies.

The first says, "I'm having a boy - because I was on the bottom."

The second says, "I'm having a girl - because I was on top."

The third says, "I'm having a puppy."





#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread

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posted on 8-30-2011 at 04:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the bukkake.





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 8-30-2011 at 05:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas?







My bike.

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posted on 8-30-2011 at 12:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The lawyer says, You know Mickie, we're going to get hosed on this one. I keep telling you that you can't divorce Minnie just because she's insane.

Mickie says, And I keep telling you that she's not insane, she's fucking Goofy!





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posted on 8-30-2011 at 01:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What does a room full of women with black eyes have in common?






Apparently NONE of them know how to listen.

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posted on 8-30-2011 at 03:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote




Why is there no Disneyland in China?


There's no one tall enough to go on the good rides.





What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.


[Edited on 8-30-2011 by doctorb]





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posted on 8-30-2011 at 05:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?


One of them knows how to finish a race.





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posted on 9-25-2011 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A pedophile and a young boy are walking in the woods. The boy says, "Hey mister, I'm scared." The Pedophile says, "You're scared?... I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Ron Bennington worshiper
What does a room full of women with black eyes have in common?






Apparently NONE of them know how to listen.


Awesome.




What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?





Nothing, ya done told her twice.







What does a woman do when she comes back from a battered women shelter?





The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.








Please let it be known that I in no way support or condone domestic violence.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
October is domestic violence awareness month. You're just helping make us aware a few days in advance.





What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 10:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was awesome, thank you , William.
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posted on 9-26-2011 at 02:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why don't you need to fix a woman's watch?

There's a clock on the oven.





The "B" is for Bargain!

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posted on 9-26-2011 at 04:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the difference between an onion and a hippie?

No one cries when you cut a hippie.


How do you know when a hippie girl is on her period?

she's only wearing one sock.






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posted on 9-26-2011 at 07:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 9-26-2011 at 09:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Time to combine genres!!!


What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?

There's no kitchen in the back of the bus





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 09:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the difference between a Puerto Rican and a pothole?

You'd swerve to avoid a pothole.

How do you get a black kid to quit jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.


I also meant to give props to Tex's pedophile joke. I lol'd.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 9-26-2011 at 11:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
what's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There's twenty of them.



What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot, you fucking racist!






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posted on 9-27-2011 at 02:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A rabbi, a priest, a lawyer, and a boy scout are in a boat and it gets a hole and starts to sink. The rabbi says "we have to save the kid!" The lawyer says "fuck the kid!" and the priest says "Think we have time?"





The "B" is for Bargain!

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posted on 9-27-2011 at 02:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's one good thing and one bad thing about having sex with a 6-year-old girl?

The good thing is you can flip her over and it's like having sex with a 6-year-old boy; the bad thing is you get blood all over your clown suit.

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posted on 9-27-2011 at 03:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New German microwave, seats six jews.


Whats the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four.


Two nuns are being raped and the first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive him, he knows not what he does."
The second nun responds, "Mine does."


A priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a plane, and the priest asks, "Have you ever tried ham?"
The rabbi responds, "Once when I was younger. Have you ever tried sex?"
The priest states, "Once when I was younger."
The rabbi smiles, "Sure beats a ham sandwich..."





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