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Author: Subject: Paddlefoot's and OOMike's thread of dorkdom and not getting laid
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-18-2011 at 06:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As well you should. Once released the Inner Nerd is impossible to contain.

Anyone ever pick up that old Lord Of The Rings/Middle-Earth Role Playing RPG that Iron Crown Enterprises put out back in the 1980's/early '90's? Now that shit was the goddamn bomb. So damned detailed that it was almost like someone had written a massive sequel to where Tolkien's original works ended. And the maps they included for the modules were practically pieces of art. ICE were more or less run out of business by Tolkien Enterprises/Saul Zaentz Company. About the time the movies came out they also actively started suing anyone who downloaded any of the modules or rule books onto the 'net. I managed to pick up practically all of them off of a fan site before the Black Enemy found out shut them down too. Evil lawyer fuckers (+200 hit points, armour class of +45 due to protection by Shield Of Existential Douchbaggery, emits constant Aura Of Ultimate Assholery that drains will to live at a rate of -10 hit points per round from all opponents), being cruel on purpose to innocent nerds.





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posted on 6-19-2011 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There are no 32 sided dice...

I would have to roll a 20 sider with a 12 sider, but that would only give me 2-32.... or maybe 4d8 but that would be 4-32 so....





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posted on 6-19-2011 at 04:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's the over/under on # of days until this thread surpasses gooker's gay thread re: # of posts?


Someone roll one of your freak dice...





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posted on 6-19-2011 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I sold all my dice and other wacky gaming stuff so I could go buy some comic books.





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posted on 6-19-2011 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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CiG: As for you trying to say I am Mike...I'm not.



Not buying it - send nudes, please.







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posted on 6-20-2011 at 03:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What an outrageous and boorish request from you, Thom!

I just popped in here to say one last thing:

"Knights of the Dinner Table".

Best comic ever.

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posted on 6-20-2011 at 04:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
On second thought - if oomikeswoman reallyis OOMike, cancel the request.





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posted on 6-21-2011 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What an outrageous and boorish request from you, Thom!

I just popped in here to say one last thing:

"Knights of the Dinner Table".

Best comic ever.


SnarfQuest....

ETA - Thom:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=19513&page=14

second from the bottom...

[Edited on 6-21-2011 by OOMike]





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posted on 6-21-2011 at 07:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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SnarfQuest....



Wow, it doesn't get more obscure than that. Well played, sir.

Other than Wormy, whose creator apparently disappeared and disowned everything he did.

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posted on 6-21-2011 at 09:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The writers were from upstate NY where I used to live so they were quite popular among us gamer geeks...





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posted on 6-29-2011 at 02:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I know...double post... but just wanted to share me and my woman at Origins....

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posted on 6-29-2011 at 05:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your life is awesome and your wife rules.
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posted on 6-30-2011 at 12:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Your life is awesome because your wife rules.



Fixed for truthiness...





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posted on 11-14-2011 at 10:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bumpage.

I've started watching Big Bang Theory and thoroughly enjoy it. I too frequently go to a comic book store.





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posted on 11-18-2011 at 08:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bumpage.

I've started watching Big Bang Theory and thoroughly enjoy it. I too frequently go to a comic book store.


I have never seen more than a minute of that show, and I have survived. And obviously you have way too much disposable income to afford comics anymore.

Of course I purchased MW3 last week and have yet to play it online. I wanted to beat the game first (i did) then ended up going out of town for work. So I could feel my dorkness receding (like my hairline) so to renew my dork card I am going to miss Walking Dead to do some table-top RPG.





2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic Tryon Edwards

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The only OO columnist that has never written a column.

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posted on 11-18-2011 at 08:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno. This was pretty damn funny. Jim Parsons kind earned those two Emmy awards for comedy that he's won the last couple of years. This is actually about the first network sitcom that I've paid any attention to at all since Seinfeld went off the air.

My disposable income is kind of a strange subject. I hate to think about how much money I would have saved over my lifetime if I hadn't spent it on all the geeky, kitschy, and utterly pointless crap that I've accumulated over the years. The (almost) Great Depression just didn't affect me all that much I guess, at least not enough to thwart any of my pathological spending/acquitions.

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posted on 11-18-2011 at 10:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I dunno. This was pretty damn funny. Jim Parsons kind earned those two Emmy awards for comedy that he's won the last couple of years. This is actually about the first network sitcom that I've paid any attention to at all since Seinfeld went off the air.


Watch Community and 30 Rock. Actual nerdy/intelligent humor done well rather than shooting for the lazy and obvious.





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posted on 11-20-2011 at 06:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm too old and sleepy nowadays to go beyond the lazy and obvious. TV is the last place I need to go to anymore to think. TBBT nerds remind me of me, except they've got a respectable level of education as opposed to me and my trade school diploma. My comic book collection is way better than any of theirs though.





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