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posted on 6-15-2011 at 07:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I watched Vampire Diaries with my wife.


An allegedly straight friend of mine posted this on Facebook the other day - "Hurry up True Blood I can't wait much longer!!!"

I'm starting to think his wife and kids are an elaborate cover-up.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 07:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh, so they can do that but we can't get a goddamned Thundercats movie?


That'd be really gay. Cheetara can't mate with all of them, so what are the other Thundercats to do? Panthro and Tigra are totally, totally gay.

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posted on 6-15-2011 at 08:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The Solid Gold dancers were hot. And they were female.

So no - not gay.




Pffft... You just watched for Rick Dees. Totally gay.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 08:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I only remember Marilyn McCoo and Dionne Warwick as the hosts.

Also we now need to bring in videos so all these young kids can understand wtf we are talking about.







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posted on 6-15-2011 at 08:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Figured this was appropriate for this thread... I'm so there opening weekend - re-friend me fellow vamp lover!








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posted on 6-15-2011 at 09:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I could care less about this one. I DO want to see part 2 and the baby gnawing out of stomach stuff. That is going to rule.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 09:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I made this video of myself while watching the trailer Thom posted.


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posted on 6-15-2011 at 09:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're hot.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 09:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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True Blood


You are right overall but Denis O'Hare's breakout performance as Russell Edgington made the parts of last season with him in it somewhat worthwhile.



Heh, LOL.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 11:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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An allegedly straight friend of mine posted this on Facebook the other day - "Hurry up True Blood I can't wait much longer!!!"



I actually know more than a few straight guys who are into True Blood. I haven't seen it yet myself but apparently it's pretty well written, the vampires aren't glittery sissies, and there's lots and lots of tits per HBO's contractual obligation to have lots and lots of tits. So I don't think True Blood is nearly as gay as Vampire Diaries.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 12:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I watch both and will vouch that True Blood is much less gay because of lots of tits. Lots.

But that doesn't make me less gay for watching both.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 12:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The only part of True Blood I've ever seen is a clip online of Anna Paquin's boobs. I felt that was enough.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 12:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't watch any of this, but if there's a boob montage video, I will watch that.

I mean, I'll let the video play while staring at the huge cocks in the ads because I'm gay and stuff.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 01:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
True Blood is awesome. Lots of blood, lots of sex, lots of murder, and its well written. Unlike Twilight, these vampires aren't into waiting until marriage, they'd rather just fuck you, drink your blood, and then do it again until one of you is dead. And the werewolves are real wolves.
Plus there's this fine young lady.

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posted on 6-16-2011 at 02:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...who got turned as a virgin and now she is forever in "first time" mode every time she has sex because her supernatural undead powers "heal" her and make her cherry grow back.


If that ain't character development man....





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I actually know more than a few straight guys who are into True Blood. I haven't seen it yet myself but apparently it's pretty well written

Nope.

True Blood is serious TV written by 9th graders for 8th graders. It's easily the dumbest thing HBO's put on TV since Arli$$ or Sex in the City, and it's less compelling than that show where they drive the cab and drunk people occasionally give blowjobs or eat box in the back.

It's like a TV show made by collage from unloved loners. It's got bad accents, obvious characters, predictable arcs and pacing so bad that you could cut every season from 12 to 6 episodes and miss no nuance or plot. It's choked with moronic peripheral characters and shit-stupid atmospherics. It also takes place in a nonexistent part of the south.

Other than that, it's the bomb.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 12:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't have HBO so I have never seen the show, but I did read two or three of the books that it is based off of, and well lets just say that since I can't remember how many I read, and that I stopped reading them they were not that good. So if all they did was add boobs to confusing story lines and characters with no consitency from book to book... I will stick with my wife and porn sites...


ETA: reading is gay so this post qualifies...

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posted on 6-16-2011 at 02:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It is just SO fucking apropos that my Thread of Gay has turned into a discussion about the merits of different forms of vampire-related entertainment.

So, has anybody caught MTV's new Teen Wolf show yet? FAB-ulous.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 03:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's just sad that we live in an era where everything that used to be cool about vampires got tossed out the window just to placate a bunch of assholes like Perez Hilton, Chris Crocker, and Darren Star. And so fat and lonely Emo chicks could have something to get wet to. It makes the age of Harlequin romances and afternoon soap operas look positively Shakespearean in comparison.

True Blood is too much like pro wrestling. It's trainwrecky and hard to look away sometimes. Steve was right about the accents though. Whether it's True Blood or CMT or from watching some kind of bizarre GOP/FOX News event, every time I here too many southern accents I can feel massive amounts of my own brain cells dying just from being exposed to it.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 04:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Slight shift of subject here into realms of potentially more serious but still related to thread topic.

I have never been more excited to attend church than I am for this Sunday.

You see, Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing my church.


And because according to them, God Hates Fags...that MUST mean I am one since they've set their sights on us! I feel validated to be posting in this thread. Thank you WBC!!





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 06:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You should try to make out with Fred Phelps.
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posted on 6-16-2011 at 06:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You and Thai should walk into church holding hands. Or each other's packages if you're more comfortable with that.





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posted on 6-16-2011 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
TRUE BLOOD is based on a series of books (which should make it gay right there), and even featured Elvis Presley if I'm not mistaken. He was some brain dead fuck who stayed a little too long in the after life before being resurrected (???) Something like that. Truth be told, I watched Season One as part of my job (for real). But MAN all that Marianne the shapechanger shit was so gay and lame I didn't even watch the second season at all. From what I recall - yeah it has blood, boobs and swears. Big deal. Let me paraphrase Joakim Noah - "it's still emo as hell". And gay. Very gay.
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posted on 6-16-2011 at 09:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I played Ravenloft a couple of times back when I was younger. Man, it was so totally uber-gay that I couldn't believe how sore my schphincter felt afterwards.





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What's Ravenloft?
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