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Matte
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posted on 6-6-2011 at 01:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?





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posted on 6-6-2011 at 12:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's a question, gay or pussy whipped?

I work for the Limited and we have a hallway in one of the buildings that is lined with larger than life backstage pictures from a Victoria's Secret fashion show (beautiful women in bras and panties, or less), and everytime I walk through I count all the different bras and panties that my wife has...





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posted on 6-6-2011 at 06:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?


No. Then again, I'd rather leave whoever read my comment embarrassed by having to glance and compare the various wrestler's packages on the programs this week.

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posted on 6-7-2011 at 02:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ever run into an ex at the grocery store who you had a molten hot relationship with a few years back that included scorching hot monkey sex that was among the best you've ever had, only to have the relationship burn out in spectacular fashion with her ripping your heart out and getting back with her ex (who she had left for you to begin with) and eventually having twins with him and, despite all this, and the fact that you are now happily engaged, when you run into each other at the aforementioned grocery store after approx. five years have passed, it's like all of this is now water under the bridge and, just talking and catching up for a few, you kinda get the vibe that you both just wanted to run back to the grocery store storage area and bang each other's brains out like the old days?

Anyone ever experience this? No? Ummmm....me neither.





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posted on 6-7-2011 at 03:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Considering this is your gay thread, I'm assuming the twins were adopted.
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posted on 6-7-2011 at 04:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm trying to shift the theme of this thread, AJ.

Though it would've fit perfectly if me, her, and "the other guy" had a three-way somewhere along the line.

However, according to Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, it's not gay if it's in a three-way.



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posted on 6-7-2011 at 09:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yes, it is.





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posted on 6-9-2011 at 11:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."

Do your worst.





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posted on 6-10-2011 at 12:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Anyone else? I'd ridicule them.

You? I expect that.





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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thank you, Tex.

And just to take the indignant, pissed-off approach I was expecting to take - "They're good songs, dammit!!"

Really. They are. And I need something to balance out the Down, Crowbar, and Opeth I have on my iPod.





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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're the one who touched X-Pac, aren't you?





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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Who do you think gave him the "lightning" shaving in his mullet, circa '93?

My haircare skills bloomed early.





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posted on 6-13-2011 at 03:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Apperntly there was some big basketball game on and I trhink Slammiversary was tonight, but I watched the Tonys. I was awesome.Neil Patrick Harris killed it as host.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 05:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."

Do your worst.


Meh. I'm a huge Smiths fan. Fire away.

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posted on 6-15-2011 at 08:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've got both those beat-- I love ABBA.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ditto. I've got about five or six ABBA songs on the old zune.

Madonna too, so it's proven that I gotta be at least 10% ankle-grabber.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.


No - I really don't take it in the ass.








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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.



I have no idea who Laura Branigan is and I wasn't going to bother you about Celine Dion, because I see her appeal to 50 year-old women. I was going to tease you about Mariah Carey but I realized you qualified that statement with "early Mariah", back when she was making harmless vanilla soft-pop so I guess just as long as you aren't into horrible, horrible current Mariah that isn't so bad.

And anyway, I'm really into Tegan & Sara, and I sort of like Ke$ha, so I don't think I can criticize. Sometimes I wish I liked Sarah McLachlin so I would just be a lesbian instead of a gay.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 03:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Thom
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.


When I saw those pictures you posted of you playing bass, I pictured you jamming on some rocking tunes.

Now I just picture you playing Mariah Carey's "Emotions."





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 03:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I watched Vampire Diaries with my wife.

And I'm defriending Thom on facebook right now.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I have no idea who Laura Branigan is



This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"


I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Solid Gold dancers were hot. And they were female.

So no - not gay.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by OOMike
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is



This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"


I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....


She's dead too, which is also gay.





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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's a some more gay for you gays....


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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, so they can do that but we can't get a goddamned Thundercats movie?





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