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posted on 6-6-2011 at 01:39 AM
Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?
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posted on 6-6-2011 at 12:29 PM
Here's a question, gay or pussy whipped?
I work for the Limited and we have a hallway in one of the buildings that is lined with larger than life backstage pictures from a Victoria's
Secret fashion show (beautiful women in bras and panties, or less), and everytime I walk through I count all the different bras and panties that my
wife has...
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posted on 6-6-2011 at 06:05 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matte
Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?
No. Then again, I'd rather leave whoever read my comment embarrassed by having to glance and compare the various wrestler's packages on
the programs this week.
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posted on 6-7-2011 at 02:03 PM
Ever run into an ex at the grocery store who you had a molten hot relationship with a few years back that included scorching hot monkey sex that was
among the best you've ever had, only to have the relationship burn out in spectacular fashion with her ripping your heart out and getting back
with her ex (who she had left for you to begin with) and eventually having twins with him and, despite all this, and the fact that you are now happily
engaged, when you run into each other at the aforementioned grocery store after approx. five years have passed, it's like all of this is now
water under the bridge and, just talking and catching up for a few, you kinda get the vibe that you both just wanted to run back to the grocery store
storage area and bang each other's brains out like the old days?
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posted on 6-7-2011 at 03:25 PM
Considering this is your gay thread, I'm assuming the twins were adopted.
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posted on 6-7-2011 at 04:58 PM
I'm trying to shift the theme of this thread, AJ.
Though it would've fit perfectly if me, her, and "the other guy" had a three-way somewhere along the line.
However, according to Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, it's not gay if it's in a three-way.
[Edited on 6-7-2011 by gobbledygooker]
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
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posted on 6-7-2011 at 09:39 PM
Yes, it is.
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posted on 6-9-2011 at 11:57 PM
I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."
Do your worst.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
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posted on 6-10-2011 at 12:38 AM
Anyone else? I'd ridicule them.
You? I expect that.
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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:03 AM
Thank you, Tex.
And just to take the indignant, pissed-off approach I was expecting to take - "They're good songs, dammit!!"
Really. They are. And I need something to balance out the Down, Crowbar, and Opeth I have on my iPod.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:20 AM
You're the one who touched X-Pac, aren't you?
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posted on 6-10-2011 at 01:24 AM
Who do you think gave him the "lightning" shaving in his mullet, circa '93?
My haircare skills bloomed early.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
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posted on 6-13-2011 at 03:04 AM
Apperntly there was some big basketball game on and I trhink Slammiversary was tonight, but I watched the Tonys. I was awesome.Neil Patrick Harris
killed it as host.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 05:02 AM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."
Do your worst.
Meh. I'm a huge Smiths fan. Fire away.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 08:06 AM
I've got both those beat-- I love ABBA.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:05 PM
Ditto. I've got about five or six ABBA songs on the old zune.
Madonna too, so it's proven that I gotta be at least 10% ankle-grabber.
Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour
and get away with it.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:06 PM
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.
Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.
Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.
No - I really don't take it in the ass.
At least not without ass cream.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 02:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by Thom
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.
Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.
Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is and I wasn't going to bother you about Celine Dion, because I see her appeal to 50 year-old women. I was
going to tease you about Mariah Carey but I realized you qualified that statement with "early Mariah", back when she was making harmless vanilla
soft-pop so I guess just as long as you aren't into horrible, horrible current Mariah that isn't so bad.
And anyway, I'm really into Tegan & Sara, and I sort of like Ke$ha, so I don't think I can criticize. Sometimes I wish I liked Sarah
McLachlin so I would just be a lesbian instead of a gay.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 03:36 PM
quote:Originally posted by Thom
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.
Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.
Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.
When I saw those pictures you posted of you playing bass, I pictured you jamming on some rocking tunes.
Now I just picture you playing Mariah Carey's "Emotions."
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 03:48 PM
I watched Vampire Diaries with my wife.
And I'm defriending Thom on facebook right now.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:01 PM
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is
This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"
I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:06 PM
The Solid Gold dancers were hot. And they were female.
So no - not gay.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:17 PM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is
This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"
I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....
She's dead too, which is also gay.
Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour
and get away with it.
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:34 PM
Here's a some more gay for you gays....
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posted on 6-15-2011 at 06:52 PM
Oh, so they can do that but we can't get a goddamned Thundercats movie?
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