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posted on 6-2-2011 at 08:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gooker's Thread of Gay

Here you are - have at it.

Glee

Blue Moon

Any reality show involving dating

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posted on 6-2-2011 at 08:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jager Bombs should NOT be on that list.

I did watch a decent bit of the HBO Lady Gaga concert while out of town this past weekend.

And I love Top Chef: Masters. Though I could do without that douchnozzle Curtis Stone who is single-handedly infiltrating every cooking reality show that I love and proceeding to rape them with his British, uber-metro pretty boy douchiness.

[Edited on 6-2-2011 by gobbledygooker]





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 08:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Glee



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posted on 6-2-2011 at 08:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Gay



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posted on 6-2-2011 at 09:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Blue Moon isn't my favorite, but I've never thought of it as being gay.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 09:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, I'm not sure how blue moon qualifies as gay. It's not the best beer ever, but I would easily put Corona or Heinekan as being gayer, as those beers taste like dick and ass respectivly.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 09:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, I like both Corona and Heineken and would drink either one long before I'd drink a Blue Moon.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 10:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think most any beer has its merits. Except for Milwaukee's Best Ice. Fuck that shit.

Once you start delving into Mike's Hard Lemonade and shit like that? You're losing me. I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks that stuff? I see commercials for it. I see it in stores. But I have yet to see a person actually drinking it. It's like the Zima of the 2000's. Or the Nickelback of alcoholic beverages.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So we now have a third thread on the topic of beer. You bunch of alcoholics.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I think most any beer has its merits. Except for Milwaukee's Best Ice. Fuck that shit.

Once you start delving into Mike's Hard Lemonade and shit like that? You're losing me. I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks that stuff?


You remember sergeial? (s)He drinks it.





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fag.

And THAT'S how you steer a thread back to it's intended course of action!

So what other gay stuff is everyone into?





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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
pro wrestling?





you're a freak of nature Dougie, laws of nature do not apply to you (BC in chat on 7/02/12 describing why women think i'm sweet)

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posted on 6-2-2011 at 11:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good point. This whole board is built on a healthy dose of gay.





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 02:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Clicking on goatman links and leaving the resultant web page open just a little too long.





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 03:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So what other gay stuff is everyone into?


I think Glee is probably my #1 foray into having a vagina, but I started watching that new Happy Endings show on ABC and I kind of like it and I think that's gotta be really close.

Also, with my schedule being the way it is and daycare just being too fucking expensive, I mostly work evenings. My wife is the primary breadwinner and works the cushy 8-4 M-F gig, which is bad enough, but I am the only guy who got invited into a Facebook group for local stay at home moms that a girl I know started up, so that's all kinds of fucking depressing. I know she did it so the kids can have new friends to play with and the adults can kind of catch a break or whatever, but man, it makes me feel like a failure as a male.





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Have you had any major washing machine malfunctions? Has the vaccuum cleaner chased around your kid? Have you raced in a totally fun-looking obstacle course race? Has Martin Mull hit on your wife? *




*For anyone not getting these references, this means you were born post-1985 and are hereby assigned to go watch "Mr. Mom." Now.





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 01:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
220, 221, whatever it takes.





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 02:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Corona or Heinekan as being gayer, as those beers taste like dick and ass respectivly.



I call bullshit on Corona. Heiney? Yes. But - the ultimate - Zima. I know it's not beer, but it tastes like a dick that just came out of an ass. One that hasn't been washed recently.


What do you mean, "how do you know?"

What?





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posted on 6-3-2011 at 02:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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220, 221, whatever it takes.


Awesome.

Also, as someone who's fiancee is a CPA and has the higher earning potential down the line, I just got a chilling look into my future in CiG's post. I've been playing out the situation in my mind in 5 years when we have our first kid and are trying to figure out which one of us should drop out of the workforce it'll come down to:

Her: "Well honey, I make this much.

Me: "Yeah, well I make this much! Sure, it's not as much as you but...I'm the guy in this relationship! I'm the breadwinner!"

Her: "Just stop arguing and quit your job and stay home with the kid and we'll make do without your inferior paycheck."

Me: "Yes dear."

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posted on 6-3-2011 at 04:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've never quite come to grips with my man-crush on David Boreanaz... I tell myself I was just a huge Buffy the vampire slayer and Angel fan (which maybe kinda gay in and of itself), but I also rushed out and bought most of the seasons of Bones as well....

Come to think of it, most of what I watch is kinda gay Wrestling (oiled up muscular dudes rolling around with one another) Superhero movies and comic books (Muscular men in tights with prancing young boys at their sides) and Westerns (Macho men in chaps)... Jeez, even porn is kinda gay when you think about it... close ups of giants cocks going into various orifices (not that I watch porn, I just keep accidentally discovering it).

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I have an annual guys weekend at my uncle's cabin and one year about 3 or 4 years ago we were bitching about the wives eating bon bons and watching soaps and playing on facebook all day and then bitching at us when we got home because they were so tired from dealing with the kids and could never get adult stimulation. One of the guys said if he were home with the kids they'd be out of the house every day. Library, arboretum, museum, even just the playground and we were all in agreement that there's a lot of "grass is greener" going on but whenever one of us says "go and get a job then" the wife shuts herself right up.

Over the next year he got laid off and his wife got offered a decent job so he became Mr Mom and sure enough, he loved it. Kids were happier, he was happier, his wife started bitching that he was making her look bad because he did such a better job than she did and she actually got herself fired from the job so he had to go back to work.

Now she bitches about being cooped up with the kids all day.

We told him he was living the dream but he really did feel conflicted about it. He loved being home and raising the kids but couldn't help being embarrassed about it. Now he's the breadwinner and hates his job.

Women...

Last fall I started telling my wife she had until June to find a job and I'll quit the practice. She spent 7 months not looking a damn bit, I resigned a 5 year lease and now it's all started over again.

Women...





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posted on 6-4-2011 at 01:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think this thread should be in the running for "Thread Of The Year" based not just on the title (thank you williamssl) but also on the amount of threads on the board with a link to it.

All roads lead to Gooker's House Of Gay.





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posted on 6-4-2011 at 02:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The back roads.





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posted on 6-5-2011 at 06:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Good point. This whole board is built on a healthy dose of gay.


Along those lines, has anyone ever seen a less hung wrestler than Shemaus?

/totally not gay, but can't help but notice

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