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mooseheadjack







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posted on 2-6-2012 at 06:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Eli is right there with Jericho as overrated crap. Maybe the next board themes can be Tim Tebow centric.





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posted on 2-6-2012 at 06:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Eli is right there with Jericho as overrated crap. Maybe the next board themes can be Tim Tebow centric.


Why? Tebow can't complete more than half his passes and has only won because of his defense and running game





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posted on 2-6-2012 at 04:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Best board theme ever.





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posted on 2-28-2012 at 06:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
These Rock related board themes are killer.





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posted on 2-28-2012 at 06:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Agreed. Very good, very appropriate to our favourite genre, and much better than the previous theme for those of us who could care less about football, which is really isn't a sport as much as it is nothing but a bunch of dumb animals crashing into each other.





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posted on 4-20-2012 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Does anyone else draw a ton of blanks when trying to come up with Lesnar-themed titles? It's been two weeks, and anytime I ponder it, I give up after only coming up with about a third of the necessary puns....


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posted on 4-20-2012 at 01:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Funny you should ask, as I had actually started a reply to this thread with a bunch of Lesnar-related stuff. Unfortunately, I was stumped on 4 or 5 (including all the sub-forums), so I scrapped it. Hell - here's some ideas, I guess. Some good/decent, some bad, some in-between.

Current: Bringing the Pain
Retro: The Last Next Big Thing
Fantasy: Wishing We Could All Punch Cena in the Mush
Fantasy>OOWF: Where it Really is a Penis on the Chest
Fantasy>Fantasy Drafts: Reuniting the Minnesota Stretching Crew
Games: ???
Divas: Getting on Top of Sable
Comments About OO: ???
Headlines: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Music: ???
Movies/TV/Etc.: DeathClutch
Sports: Breaking Heath Herring's Orbital Bone
Tech: ???
Parts Unknown: Where's Heyman?
PU>Celebrations: Drink a Coors Light
PU>Girl Parts Unknown: ???
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posted on 4-20-2012 at 01:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Fantasy: Wishing We Could All Punch Cena in the Mush
Fantasy>OOWF: Where it Really is a Penis on the Chest
Fantasy>Fantasy Drafts: Reuniting the Minnesota Stretching Crew

Money.

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posted on 4-20-2012 at 04:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Games: Turning Chickenshit into Chicken Salad
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Music: Mariachi Time!
Sports: Training Camp with the Minnesota Vikings
Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis
News: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Tech: War Machine
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Girl Parts Unknown: What's Running Down Cena's Leg





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posted on 4-20-2012 at 05:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Games: Turning Chickenshit into Chicken Salad
Divas: I Might Even Get On Top Of My Wife
Music: Mariachi Time!
Sports: Training Camp with the Minnesota Vikings
Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis
News: Illegal Hunting in Canada
Tech: War Machine
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Girl Parts Unknown: What's Running Down Cena's Leg





[Edited on 4-20-2012 by salmonjunkie]


How did I forget the Chicken Salad?
And Training Camp is definitely much better.
Mariachis, ah yes - I remember now.

edit: Hit post before typing anything...

[Edited on 4/20/12 by Thom]





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posted on 4-20-2012 at 07:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fantasy: Landing the SSP
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posted on 4-20-2012 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Music: BrockRocks!





"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall, which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale’s campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis."

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posted on 4-20-2012 at 11:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Comments About OO: Rick Scaia has Diverticulitis


No, I don't. C'mon. Everybody knows my ailment du jour (and by "du jour," I mean "for the past 5 years") is my broken spine.

I definitely had plans on getting Brock's archnemesis in there somehow, though; a couple other suggestions are similar to ideas I had, too (especially Brock's SSP fantasy). But I very much appreciate the help with remembering other Brock Things I Should Make Fun Of, like Chest Penises and Canadian Hunting Expeditions...

Thanks, all. I'll flesh out a full list and make the changes over the weekend, so chime in quickly if you've got any more last second notions...


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posted on 4-21-2012 at 12:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OOWF should be: Where Brock wishes he was Davin Moreland
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posted on 4-23-2012 at 10:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NEWS/HEADLINES should be "F5: What Can Happen to Black People and America Won't Care About"





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posted on 4-30-2012 at 04:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well done, sir!






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posted on 5-25-2012 at 05:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can hardly believe that I'm existentially responsible for the board themes being changed to a bagshitter motif just because I made an oblique reference to Randy Orton a couple of days ago in the Cody Rhodes thread.

This could actually be my greatest contribution to this forum ever since I arrived here. Yay, me!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 5-30-2012 at 06:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've always wondered if Orton (or anyone else in WWE) has read his misadventures with the penguins here on OO. Even moreso, I wonder if Randy (or someone in WWE who read it) thought it was as funny as we did.






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posted on 7-3-2012 at 02:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Current: All AJ, All the Time
Retro: NXT-3
Fantasy: Bryan, Punk, & Kane - All at the Same Time
The OOWF: Where AJ Would Seem Normal
OO Fantasy Drafts: Where You Can Get Yourself a Crazy Chick
Games: What Geek Girls Play
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Comments About OO: We Love Miss April
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Tech: 2012 THQ Superstar Challenge Champion
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PU Girl Parts Unknown: Primo Guessed 16
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I got nothing for Sports...





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posted on 7-3-2012 at 03:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sports: More Crazy than Anna Benson





2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

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posted on 7-3-2012 at 05:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Spoilers: Boners Incoming





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posted on 7-4-2012 at 01:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tech: Kitana fan attack

(Or whatever the move is called that she did in that battle royal)





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posted on 9-12-2012 at 04:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good work on the Lawler board themes, guys. Two thumbs up.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 9-12-2012 at 02:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
agreed. nice job.





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posted on 10-9-2012 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As a "born in Dayton / got my first introduction to baseball via Big Red Machine", gotta say I love the themes.

However:
1) Yankees being anywhere near the World Series is fantasy only to you.
2) Has the Barry Larkin era really become what we call retro these days? Not the Big Red Machine? Granted it's been a long time since the 1990 championship and half the people on the board are probably too young to even know who Barry Larkin is...but they all know Pete Rose...at least from being that old guy Kane tombstones.





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