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Author: Subject: Welcome our newest member, ChlamydiaTreatment67
punkerhardcore
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posted on 10-14-2010 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Welcome our newest member, ChlamydiaTreatment67

Say hello.



Hey man, can you help me out?





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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williamssl
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posted on 10-14-2010 at 05:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damnit - I was just going to start this thread.

(let me know if you get any hints that work)





Don't Mess With Texas

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Bonestein
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 04:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm pretty sure the clap can clear itself up in some cases. In fact, I'm almost positive it can.





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 10-16-2010 at 05:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For a bunch of guys who have never seen a vagina in person, you're very convincing (with the exception of Tex who has never seen a vagina in person other than his wife's).

Unless of course you contracted the chlamydia from gaybuttsex, in which case I could understand.

[Edited on 10-16-2010 by gobbledygooker]





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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OOMike
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 06:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
For a bunch of guys who have never seen a vagina in person, you're very convincing (with the exception of Tex who has never seen a vagina in person other than his wife's).

Unless of course you contracted the chlamydia from gaybuttsex, in which case I could understand.

[Edited on 10-16-2010 by gobbledygooker]


You are assuming that Tex's "wife" is a woman, not some cattle. He is from Texas you know...





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posted on 10-16-2010 at 06:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey I'm from Texas too so you watch your mouth, OOMike!

We only fuck cattle, not marry them. It's not legal there anyway.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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