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Author: Subject: White People... Black People
BBMN
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posted on 9-26-2010 at 05:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
White People... Black People

Amazing insight into the differences between whites and blacks.
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posted on 9-27-2010 at 12:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can that be shrunk down into av size?





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 9-27-2010 at 02:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I had the speakers on loud. I was threatened with violence.





Stuck in the 1980s.

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posted on 9-27-2010 at 06:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I laughed my ass off at this! Great find!
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posted on 9-28-2010 at 03:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can't stop watching this. It's almost as good as the Bed Intruder song.

Almost.





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posted on 9-28-2010 at 03:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The NC A&T version of "Bedroom Intruder" is easily the best version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399Wlt10b5E&feature=related

[Edited on 9-28-2010 by Bonestein]





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 9-29-2010 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I actually caught myself singing this under my breath at work... and by under my breath I mean loud enough that the girl in the cubicle next to mine gave me a look, lol.
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posted on 10-2-2010 at 07:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bonestein
The NC A&T version of "Bedroom Intruder" is easily the best version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399Wlt10b5E&feature=related



Man I just watched this. Fucking AWESOME! Not the song but the dance team.

Wow...just...WOW.





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posted on 2-24-2012 at 08:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






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posted on 2-26-2012 at 02:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm trying to tell if that was intentional on both parts or only on Mayer's. At first, it is completely funny because it looks like a complete miscommunication but upon repeated viewings, I think Mayer was going for the full-on hug from the get-go, whatever Kanye was going for be damned.

But I'm also wondering if they both planned the whole thing just to be able to say "OMG, look at the dorky white dude!!"

[Edited on 2-26-2012 by gobbledygooker]





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posted on 2-27-2012 at 11:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Excellent bump.

This gif could have potentially stopped the Rodney King beating, and ensuing race riots.

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posted on 6-26-2012 at 03:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bristol Palin Edition



[Edited on 6-27-2012 by BBMN]

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posted on 6-26-2012 at 05:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't lump her in with the rest of us. That's offensive. The Native Americans can have her.





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posted on 6-26-2012 at 01:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Don't lump her in with the rest of us. That's offensive. The Native Americans can have her.



TRUTH.





#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread

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posted on 6-26-2012 at 08:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Haven't the Natives suffered enough already though? Making Bristol part of the tribe is kinda adding more greivous insult to already existing mega-injury.

Saw a Kids In The Hall rerun yesterday. Bristol's mom is looking more and more every passing day just like Scott Thompson's impersonation of Queen Elizabeth.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 7-2-2012 at 06:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Don't lump her in with the rest of us. That's offensive...


Bristol Palin is kind of the quintessential white person. She's lacks smarts, charisma, empathy, and good looks (among other things), and yet she receives undue attention, money, and power based on gave birth to her.

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posted on 10-6-2012 at 10:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do the humpty hump...





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posted on 10-8-2012 at 07:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Originally posted by drmuerto
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She's lacks smarts, charisma, empathy, and good looks (among other things),


Speak for yourself. I would sire another out-of-wedlock child upon her.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 12-11-2014 at 12:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2-year later bump, because the original link remains as profound now as it did 4 years ago when first posted.





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posted on 6-30-2017 at 04:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Have things changed in a post-Obama America?


You be the judge.





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posted on 6-30-2017 at 04:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wypipo





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