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Author: Subject: "Nobody likes Chris Benoit jokes."
Matte
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posted on 9-18-2010 at 02:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Nobody likes Chris Benoit jokes."







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Biff_Manly
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posted on 9-18-2010 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's because killing your wife is horrible and no one should ever do that, but on some level, as a guy, you can think, yeah, the bitch probably deserved it. See OJ Simpson.

But killing your kid is just a scumbag move and you deserve to burn in hell for that. I mean it wasn't like the end of The Mist or some shit like that.





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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 9-18-2010 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I love Tosh's standup. If your only exposure to him has been Tosh.0, just know that his standup is about a thousand times funnier. Check out "Completely Serious" when you get a chance.





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posted on 10-3-2010 at 07:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Earlier comment deleted because I misread an IP address.

This still stands tho.





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posted on 10-12-2010 at 08:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Since we're paying tribute to the guy who pretty much started this entire subforum, I figured it would be fair to bring this back, since it just reappeared on the internets:



Parts two and not-as-funny three are available on the page, and interestingly enough, the saga of Chris Benoit doesn't end with those!







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