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Author: Subject: Your Current Top 3 Hotties (non-wrestling division) Pretty much NSFW beginning Page 4
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posted on 4-9-2012 at 03:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That is not unfortunate. Bailey Jay if freaking hot. I do not blame you at all Matte.





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posted on 4-9-2012 at 05:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait - isn't that a dude?





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posted on 4-9-2012 at 06:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's a question for someone more skilled in gender studies and psychology than me to answer.





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posted on 4-9-2012 at 06:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That's a question for someone more skilled in gender studies and psychology than me to answer.


No Adam's apple.

ETA: According to wiki she's a transexual. Must have had the Adam's apple airbrushed out.

I'm sad. I'm usually not easily fooled with those thing.

[Edited on 4-9-2012 by firewoman]





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posted on 4-9-2012 at 07:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tranny Surprise meets OO, awesomeness results.





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posted on 4-9-2012 at 09:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fire, she won the AVN Transexual performer of the year a couple years ago. I knew she was a "dude" to begin with. I was more commenting on the fact of what truly qualifies as being a "dude". If you identify as being a gender other than the one you are born with and are in the process of transitioning from one to the other, are you a "dude" a "chick" both, neither? That is a question I am not sure how to answer, but perhaps one of our college professor types around here may know better.





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If there's a vagina there, I'd hit it. But I'm drunk right now (Margarita Monday FTW). I may feel differently sober. Ask me later.





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Doesn't matter anyway, CIG. She has a penis. Hence why I feel slightly ashamed of myself...





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posted on 4-10-2012 at 04:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh. Then yeah, that's off the table for me. I'm not judging, though.





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Oh. Then yeah, that's off the table for me. I'm not judging, though.


That's no fun. I'll do the judging. It's not real. It'd be exactly like buying a plastic fuck doll.





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posted on 4-19-2012 at 12:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What can I say, I have a type


Girls who like to hit things with their axe?


You mean their axe gash?

As far as the transexual, there was just a huge hubbub because Trump didn't want a tranny in the Ms. Universe competition.

But aside from the politics, the weird thing is that apparently a tranny won Ms. Canada. So the hottest woman in Canada is a dude. Ha! Suck it Canada.





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posted on 4-19-2012 at 12:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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No Adam's apple.


[pedant]The presence or absence of an Adam's Apple is not an infallible guide to gender. It is generally more prominent in men, but not always. Some women have a distinct Adam's Apple; some men do not.[/pedant]

Edit: as far as I'm concerned, everyone deserves the right to be considered the gender with which they identify.

[Edited on 18-4-2012 by Capellan]





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posted on 4-19-2012 at 02:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What can I say, I have a type


Girls who like to hit things with their axe?


You mean their axe gash?

As far as the transexual, there was just a huge hubbub because Trump didn't want a tranny in the Ms. Universe competition.

But aside from the politics, the weird thing is that apparently a tranny won Ms. Canada. So the hottest woman in Canada is a dude. Ha! Suck it Canada.


Actually Chelsa Durocher is the standing Miss Canada.

Apparently this Jenna Talackova has just been allowed to compete in the 2012, s/he hasn't won anything yet. And with that pencil neck of his/her's I doubt s/he will. S/he looks like a bobble head doll.

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posted on 4-19-2012 at 03:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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[pedant]The presence or absence of an Adam's Apple is not an infallible guide to gender. It is generally more prominent in men, but not always. Some women have a distinct Adam's Apple; some men do not.[/pedant]


No, but it's still a pretty dead give away.

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Edit: as far as I'm concerned, everyone deserves the right to be considered the gender with which they identify.




Ditto.





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posted on 4-19-2012 at 04:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Enough with the TS talk. Hot chicks, people!!!

Thom's current Top 3:

#3 America Ferrera


#2 Hayley Atwell


#1 Ashley Graham






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posted on 4-19-2012 at 06:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Girls who like to hit things with their axe?

You mean their axe gash?



I'm not sure what that means.
Except that you are scared of lady parts.

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posted on 4-19-2012 at 06:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Edit: as far as I'm concerned, everyone deserves the right to be considered the gender with which they identify.




Ditto.


OMG, something that Fire and I agree on. I may have to rethink this...





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Not saying I'd like to talk to her...but...damn!

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posted on 6-30-2012 at 12:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Someone way earlier in the thread mentioned that it's tough to pick a top-3 hotties because his immediate tastes were always changing. It's for that reason I've not contributed to this thread, despite being a fellow perv, and possibly one of the biggest pervs on the board. (I own Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 and Rumble Roses XX for God's sake.)

But after scrutinizing my brain, I have, indeed, my top three, with a bonus...

#1 - Sung Hi Lee





My favorite pictures of her are too naughty even for me to slap the IMG tags on, even though I doubt anyone would mind. Have fun Googling her.

Anyway, #2 - Cote de Pablo





She's a little more flat-chested than I usually prefer, but with a face and hair like that, she could be an A-cup and I wouldn't care.

#3 - Jessica Gomes





And an honorable mention. If we are to take in all famous women from all time at their prime (as opposed to their 2012 bodies), Gomes would be dropped, and my #3 would be Grace Kelly circa 1954...



That doesn't ruin the game, does it?

[Edited on 6-29-2012 by PyroFalkon]






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I, too, have always looked and never shared much, but what the fuck? I used to run a porn store myself, but there'll only be one pornstar in my top three (although there'd be quite a few in a top ten). And yeah, I'm gonna be graphic because, well, it's a hot girl list.

3) Kaley Cuoco



Maybe just because I've watched so much BBT lately, but damn, there's just something about her that tells me she'd fuck like a machine. Except, y'know, better and less made out of metal.

2) Bobbi Starr



Porn's reigning performer of the year. Girl next door beauty mingled with a voracious, almost terrifying appetite for rough sex. You kind of have to see her in action to really get it, I think, but...wow.

1) Hayden Panettiere



The Cheerleader herself. Cute, petite, just...scrumptious. Yes, the show sucked half the time, but, honestly, I don't think I ever honestly gave a shit.
If I weren't a happily married man, I'd probably seriously consider stalking her. Okay, not really....well...maybe. I couldn't make any promises.





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posted on 2-19-2013 at 07:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bumping because, Holy Fuck, I have a new #1...

3. Nigella Lawson


2. Model Ashely Graham



And new #1... Ballerina Misty Copeland






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posted on 2-28-2013 at 06:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I have just recently discovered chuck and am now in love with yvonne strahovski!
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Here you go Thom. sit back listen and whack off!

[Edited on 28/2/2013 by Katie Vick killer]





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Mila Kunis because she's Mila Kunis



Miley Cyrus because she's my age and would smoke weed with me.



Bailey Jay so everyone can make fun of me and call me gay.







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As I'm older than most of you:

1. Allison Sweeney
2. Patricia Heaton
3. Goldie Hawn

Dead hotties:

1. Natalie Wood
2. Elizabeth Montgomery
3. Bonnie Franklin

(Someday I'll figure out how to post pictures.)

[Edited on 3-1-2013 by BadgerBadgerBadger]





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