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Author: Subject: Your Current Top 3 Hotties (non-wrestling division) Pretty much NSFW beginning Page 4
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posted on 7-4-2010 at 04:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your Current Top 3 Hotties (non-wrestling division) Pretty much NSFW beginning Page 4

I've been waiting a long time for someone else to take the initiative to create this thread, but apparently nobody else is going to bother with it. So fine, I'll start it off. Pretty much anyone who isn't in wrestling can go here, and guys, let's try to keep this safe for work.

Here's my current 3:

3. Emma Stone
Redheads are usually not my thing but she's an exception. She was adorable in Superbad, she was awesome in Zombieland, and she's the single reason I'm willing to see Easy A when it comes out. I don't know if it's her eyes or her smile or what but something about her does it for me.





2. Lea Michele
All of you guys who think you're too manly to watch Glee, this is what you're missing out on. The nose throws it off a little and the character she plays is super annoying, but I think I'm a little bit in love with her. Girl can really sing, too.





1. Alice Eve
Yeah, good luck watching She's Out Of My League without daydreaming about her for months afterward. None of the Google image search pictures do her any justice, either.







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posted on 7-4-2010 at 08:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alice Eve is up for the role of Emma Frost in the XMen prequel.

God, I hope they leave the costume all S&Mish...

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posted on 7-4-2010 at 06:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stone just doesn't do it for me. I know what CiG is saying about Eve but I've never really got it, maybe because I've never seen her in action besides trailers. I'm manly enough to admit I watch Glee but you didn't shoe a picture of Michelle's legs and THOSE are what really brings it. I continue to not be able to suspend my disbelief enough to accept that a girl who looks like that who likes to show off her legs in mini-skirts has no friends. Sure, she's annoying as all hell but I was in high school and I know I would have put up with that for awhile to try and get in there.

I don't know if these are my top 3 but they're the first 3 I thought of/that really struck me as worthy.

3. Stana Katic

I came to Castle for Nathan Fillion, I stayed for Stana Katic.

2. Diana Agron

When the nonsense and bad writing and soap opera crap of Glee starts to wear me down its here that I look for a reason to stay. She's just stunning.

1. Yvonne Strahovski

If you don't know now you know.





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posted on 7-4-2010 at 08:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dis-honourable mention:



She's hot...but she seems to be fairly worthless.

3 - Scarlett Johansson



Yeah...saw Iron Man 2 three times...she was hot each time. Also, the opening to Lost In Translation is and will always be awesome.

2 - Emamanuelle Chriqui



Fuck the guy who plays E. That's one of the best jobs ever.

1 - Cheryl Tweedy







Apparently she can sing...or something.

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posted on 7-4-2010 at 10:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Honorable Mention: Karen Gillan

She's gorgeous and the Scottish accent is to die for, but she's just too thin to break into the top 3. Definite top 5'er though.



3. Renee Olstead



2. Jenna Fischer



1. Christina Hendricks



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2. Diana Agron

When the nonsense and bad writing and soap opera crap of Glee starts to wear me down its here that I look for a reason to stay. She's just stunning.



Our difference of opinion on the writing quality of Glee is a discussion for another thread, but Diana Agron was very close to making my list. When Lea Michele isn't on screen, Diana Agron better be (or at least Heather Morris. Seriously guys, between those three and then Jayma Mayes and Naya Rivera, Glee is like a buffet of good-looking women). If the Fantastic Four reboot ever happens, Agron would be my first choice to play Sue Storm.





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posted on 7-5-2010 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This will shock some people, but it's a current list and it'll change tomorrow.

Just to continue the Glee run.
3. Heather Morris


Actress, Singer, Grand Daughter of a Football Owner
2. Kate Mara


1. Katie Cassidy


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No K-Bell or Hayden????!!! Who are you and where is Dev?
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There is something about Hayden dating a Klitscheko that is really not attractive to me. And Bell's close but she's been out of the limelight for a while and it's a what have you done for me lately poll.
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posted on 7-5-2010 at 04:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This is in no real order, because I can't figure it out.

Lacey Mosley




Sheri Zombie




Taylor Swift



Lindsay Lohan







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Wow, Matte. I mean, I realize taste is subjective, but I've always thought Taylor Swift is ugly as fuck and LiLo was cute five years ago before she got into whatever drugs she's into, but nowadays I just want them to hurry up and cast her as Skeletor in the He-Man movie before she ODs.





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Lohan can be pretty scary looking but whenever I see her in movies, I'm loving it. Mean Girls and I Know Who Killed Me especially. Everyone thinks Taylor Swift is ugly as fuck and all my friends say she looks like an alien. And I guess she does kind of look like an alien, but an alien I would fuck.





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I'm trying to remember the gay show my wife turned to when I was watching the Sox a week or two ago. There was a girl that I couldn't take my eyes off of. I'd stop mid-sentence when she appeared. I tried reading a magazine but had to stare at the tv. My lovely bride made some comment about going to the other room to watch, but I wasn't listening to her.

Now I can't think of who that was. My brain hates me. I'll need to start keeping a sticky note as they pop into my mind.





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Lilo has utterly destroyed herself. I guess you can count her based on her looks from 3-5 years ago, but this list seems based on current hotness, not past glory.

It is a tragedy.

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I don't watch Glee, so I don't know who this Lea Michelle chick is... but are there any hotter pictures of her out there? Because looking at those ones you posted Chris, I'm not getting the infatuation at all.





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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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Taylor Swift looks like a deer. She's cute for having eyes on the sides of her head.

Agreed on LiLo. She used to be decent but even in Mean Girls I always thought the former Party Of Five girl (Lacey something?) and the girl from The Notebook and Wedding Crashers (can't think of her name either) were both hotter.





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Lacey Chabert and Rachel McAdams.

Amanda Seyfried, the blonde ditz from that is really hot too.

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Seyfried scares me and has since I first saw her in Big Love. She's just weird looking. And I was sure she was "The girl from the Notebook" just because her career seems to now consist of making that movie over and over again forcing me to see movie posters and say "Didn't that just come out?"

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Taylor Swift looks like a deer.

That's it! I don't think she's ugly but I don't think she's hot either. There was something and now I know what it is. She looks like a deer. A deer I'd probably go home with if she could pass a competent ID check at the bar, but a deer.

Like I said, Leah Michelle's legs. But I can't find any pictures to do them justice and I think its a "in action" deal where she doesn't sell whatever she has in photo. Still, I wouldn't be infatuated. She's pretty. I think prettier than Heather Morris (who is totally overrated as is her one note character). But nothing I even considered to put on my list.

Yeah, I think Matte missed the "current" thing, but he also seemed to have trouble with the "three" thing, so what can you do?

And while I find Sherri Moon Zombie attractive he posted some mildly disturbing pictures of her.

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1: Madison Young


2: Sasha Grey


3: Your Mom


I like dirty sluts.

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Rachel MacAdams. That's it. I think she would be on my list. I need to ponder this.





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1. Anna Paquin

She's gotten plenty naked in True Blood, and I like it.
2. Antonia Thomas

One of the stars of the of the "young offenders with superpowers" drama over here called Misfits.
3. Katy Perry

Haven't really taken that much notice of her for some reason till recently
Edit: I'll second Lucky on Lea Michele's legs

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I like dirty sluts.



Then do a search for Nicole Graves. You won't find anything SFW.

And if you like Maryse, do the same for Tanya James.

I guess my top 3 would be:

Nicole Graves
Annie from Community
Scarlett Johannsen

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I would suggest you do the same with my #1. She's way the fuck dirtier than your girl. Waaay.
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Heather Morris (who is totally overrated as is her one note character).



I don't want to derail a potentially awesome thread about hot chicks with an equally potentially awesome discussion about Glee, but I want you to know that in the history of our time on this board you have never been more wrong about anything than you are about the fucking awesomeness that is the character of Brittany.





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I'm pretty sure its just the same as our "Woo Woo Woo" conflict. Different battle, same war.





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