williamssl
Steers and Queers  
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| posted on 6-10-2010 at 02:37 PM |
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Is shit weightless?
I weigh myself.
I take a major fucking dump. Feels like major pounds.
I weigh myself again - it's the same. Not even 1/10th of a pound difference.
WTF
I did not and will not fish the shit out of the toilet and weigh it.
Don't Mess With Texas
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punkerhardcore
American Dream 
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Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is Offline Mood: Lickable
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| posted on 6-10-2010 at 02:55 PM |
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Did you weigh yourself completely naked both times?
If not, weigh yourself again that way, and post photographic proof of it so I know you've done it correctly.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Thom
The Immortal One
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Registered 1-14-2003 Location At the gym Member Is Offline Mood: Rather be lifting
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| posted on 6-10-2010 at 06:35 PM |
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Did Doc or Joel hack punker's account?
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 6-16-2006 Member Is Offline Mood: Ridiculous
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| posted on 6-11-2010 at 01:48 AM |
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Your scale probably isn't sensitive enough to register such a small weight change. Shit really doesn't weigh that much overall, plus it
has a relatively lower water content. You could always poo in a plastic bag and weigh it on a kitchen scale to get an accurate measurement but then
you would have to explain to whoever saw you that you were so insane as to be weighing your own shit.
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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| posted on 6-11-2010 at 06:48 AM |
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Fuck that. I've GAINED weight after taking a shit. How fucked up is THAT?
When did this happen? First thing in the morning? Had you eaten anything yet? How long did it take you to shit? Did your TP get stuck in your ass
and you forgot how to get it out? Was it a floater or sinker?
Poo is very odd.
And as punker said, it is in the best interest of OO and AMERICA if you post nudes. Also, along with before/after nudes, I think it would be best to
post a nude of you actually taking the shit, just to verify you did in fact take one.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
Posts 8892
Registered 1-11-2004 Location La La Land Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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| posted on 6-11-2010 at 03:04 PM |
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Happened again this morning.
Same nakedweighing pre/post shit. The scale is a very good one and I'm doing this in the same place in my house (not moving scale or
anything).
Same what felt like 45 pounds of it (all sinker) going into the toilet.
Same WTF I weight the same.
I inspected my ass for dingleberries and found none, but even if I did I would argue that a load of shit weights more than a few stray balls of tp
clinging to the ass.
I think I know what I'm going to suggest my son do for his science fair project when school kicks back into session in the fall.
Don't Mess With Texas
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OOMike
The Great One 
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Registered 1-3-2002 Location Columbus, OH Member Is Offline Mood: same ol same ol
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| posted on 6-11-2010 at 10:10 PM |
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So do you beat up your son during the summer, so he is not out of shape when the bullies start up in the fall?
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