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williamssl
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posted on 6-10-2010 at 02:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is shit weightless?

I weigh myself.
I take a major fucking dump. Feels like major pounds.
I weigh myself again - it's the same. Not even 1/10th of a pound difference.

WTF


I did not and will not fish the shit out of the toilet and weigh it.





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posted on 6-10-2010 at 02:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did you weigh yourself completely naked both times?

If not, weigh yourself again that way, and post photographic proof of it so I know you've done it correctly.





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posted on 6-10-2010 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did Doc or Joel hack punker's account?





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posted on 6-11-2010 at 01:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your scale probably isn't sensitive enough to register such a small weight change. Shit really doesn't weigh that much overall, plus it has a relatively lower water content. You could always poo in a plastic bag and weigh it on a kitchen scale to get an accurate measurement but then you would have to explain to whoever saw you that you were so insane as to be weighing your own shit.





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posted on 6-11-2010 at 06:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck that. I've GAINED weight after taking a shit. How fucked up is THAT?

When did this happen? First thing in the morning? Had you eaten anything yet? How long did it take you to shit? Did your TP get stuck in your ass and you forgot how to get it out? Was it a floater or sinker?

Poo is very odd.

And as punker said, it is in the best interest of OO and AMERICA if you post nudes. Also, along with before/after nudes, I think it would be best to post a nude of you actually taking the shit, just to verify you did in fact take one.





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posted on 6-11-2010 at 03:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Happened again this morning.

Same nakedweighing pre/post shit. The scale is a very good one and I'm doing this in the same place in my house (not moving scale or anything).

Same what felt like 45 pounds of it (all sinker) going into the toilet.

Same WTF I weight the same.

I inspected my ass for dingleberries and found none, but even if I did I would argue that a load of shit weights more than a few stray balls of tp clinging to the ass.

I think I know what I'm going to suggest my son do for his science fair project when school kicks back into session in the fall.





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posted on 6-11-2010 at 10:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So do you beat up your son during the summer, so he is not out of shape when the bullies start up in the fall?





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