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Author: Subject: awesome, someone else i went to college with is dead
Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 1-5-2010 at 08:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
awesome, someone else i went to college with is dead

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Well, a girl I went to high school with didn't buckle her seat belt and turned out her door wasn't shut tight so she was driving down the highway and leaned against the door and fell out of the car and died. Does that qualify?





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Well, a girl I went to high school with didn't buckle her seat belt and turned out her door wasn't shut tight so she was driving down the highway and leaned against the door and fell out of the car and died. Does that qualify?

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posted on 1-5-2010 at 08:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
reminder that Crash Holly tried to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour and that's why he died





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posted on 1-5-2010 at 09:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hoo, boy...

Gonna be one of those nights, I see.





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Back in the summer of 1985, right after high school grad, a guy I knew named Leo, who dropped out before senior year ended, carjacked a pizza delivery driver that came to his house. He stuck a gun in the drivers face and forced him to drive away. Fortunately, the driver was able to bail out at a red light because Leo then got behind the wheel, took the car up to about 120, and killed himself by deliberately ramming the car into an concrete abutment for an overpass. Quote unquote from the cops on the scence: ugh, what a mess.

Fairly sad at the time, because Leo seemed like an OK guy before he got badly messed up on amphetamines and coke. But at least the delivery driver got out before Leo ended it all in a spectacular fashion.

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My freshmen year of college was at a branch location of Ohio State in Mansfield. My entry level anthropology professor one day in class remarked that anthropologists had a high rate of suicide, just like dentists. My dentist from my childhood killed himself with a gun on the way home one day. This happened about 3-4 years before college. Skip forward a year and I run into one of my fellow classmates from anthro 110 that moved to Columbus as well. We bullshit for a minute and he says, "Remember how our teacher told us about suicide? Yea, he killed himself."
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My freshmen year of college was at a branch location of Ohio State in Mansfield. My entry level anthropology professor one day in class remarked that anthropologists had a high rate of suicide, just like dentists. My dentist from my childhood killed himself with a gun on the way home one day. This happened about 3-4 years before college. Skip forward a year and I run into one of my fellow classmates from anthro 110 that moved to Columbus as well. We bullshit for a minute and he says, "Remember how our teacher told us about suicide? Yea, he killed himself."

wouldn't it have been amazing if he did it to win an argument

like, "oh, you think that statistic is bullshit, do you???"

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I started my doctoral program back in 2000. My first year I worked in the stats lab with a second year from my program. She was a nice enough girl, but she had macular degeneration and was on the way to being completely blind. She already had a glass eye if I recall, and the other eye was going downhill fast.

Anyway, during the Summer of 2001 several of us from the program got together for a party. She stopped by for a while but seemed really "off." It was almost like she was drugged out, but to the best of my knowledge she had never done anything illegal. Turns out, it was the last time I saw her. Not long after that party she blew her brains out. To this day, I have no idea where she got the gun. I can't even picture her going to buy one, legally or otherwise.

Finding out a classmate killed herself, especially when you'd seen her only days earlier, is a big enough kick in the nuts. What made it so much worse was that my program is in clinical psychology. So naturally everyone (students and faculty alike) kept questioning how they didn't see it coming. But the way she did it certainly indicated to me she had no intention of screwing it up, nor did she have any intention of someone stopping her before she had the chance to do it.

She also happened to do it on my birthday. Bitch.

Then of course 9/11 came about a month later, so that was kind of a shitty few weeks.

Fast forward a few more months to January 2002. Another girl from my program (same class as the girl who killed herself) died in a car accident on a road I traveled many a time. Needless to say, that specific class was all sorts of fucked up for some time. My last memory of her was hanging out with her toked ass along with my best friend from the program (also in their same class) thinking I totally coulda had a three-way if I so desired. Of course seeing as I'm a gay homosexual, I did not so desire. I'm kind of glad though, cuz thinking about having a three-way with a chick that died soon after kind of weirds me out.

The end. All my other death stories are just normal, although my dad died on April 1st. Every phone call and email that day started with, "I know it's April Fools Day and all...."





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posted on 10-14-2010 at 07:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm going to resurrect this because people think I'm this guy anyway, so who cares.

1995 - see my first murder at the Brockton Fair. Bunch of Asian bloods tussling on the fairway, one kid catches a muthaphuckkin hatchet to the back of the head. Didn't know him personally.

1995 - First school mate murdered, freshman year. Announcement was made over the intercom on a Monday morning (it happened over the weekend). School was only a week or two old at the time. Knew him personally.

Can't remember the date, but I used to record with my cousins at a place called Drummers Lounge in Brockton. Public bathroom was locked for like, a week straight. FINALLY got the owners to unlock it... and there a dead heroin junkie stiff inside. Didn't know him personally.

Sometime before 2001 (cuz I wasn't legal drinking age yet) - left our beers in the woods. Went to get them the next day and there was a bum who found them, drank them and passed out. We kicked him a little bit to wake him up, but he didn't. Dead. Didn't know him personally.

My wife's homegirls' lesbian girlfriend died of a heroin overdose sometime in 2006. Knew her personally.

Saw my second murder in Brockton, sometime in 06 or 07? It was crazy and I blogged about it at the time. White dude wheeled up on a Cape Verdian guy getting his daughter out of the backseat and shot him to death. Fucking crazy, and I was super drunk and high with no sleep at the time and it was madd early in the morning. Papers said there was a traffic dispute earlier.

Lost two schoolmates to Afghanistan in 06, 07 I believe. Michael Kelly (my wife's cousin) and my boy Anthony Palermo, BHS Class of 98. That's when the war actually hit home for me.

Our boy Dutch was murdered in 2005, his body dumped in a neighbors yard. Terrible, terrible day and even worse funeral. Blogged about it at the time. Actually, it was right around the time Michael Kelly died in the war (see above).

In December 09 my best friend B-Sweezy died of a heroin overdose in a shitty motel in Brockton.

In January 2010 my boy from WAY back in the day was murdered along with his sister. They kicked in their apartment door, shot Maria dead and found Jorge in bed and killed him too. Maria's 11-year old autistic son was there the entire time.

Another life long chum of mine died in 2005 in a car crash. Bunch of people I know died in car crashes but he was the closest one to me.

One of my best friends growing up, Richardson Suever (nice Haitian kid, looked just like Shabba Ranks) shot his girlfriend to death then killed himself. 2006ish I think?

That's all I can think of now.

EDIT:

Whoops, I guess time flies. Decided to google some of this stuff and the Richardson thing was actually 2004.

July 7: Rachel Thomas, 20, of Brockton died after her boyfriend Richardson Sauveur, 27, allegedly shot her in the head early in the morning in Salisbury Park in Brockton. Sauveur then turned the gun on himself in an apparent murder suicide. Both were alive when found by police but died later in the hospital.

THAT was fucking tragic cuz I'm telling you, dude was MADD cool. Not a mean bone in his body.

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posted on 10-15-2010 at 03:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Saw a dead possum on the shoulder of the road on the way to class this morning. Didn't know him personally.





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posted on 10-15-2010 at 06:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 10-16-2010 at 01:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I read this post and I felt several brain cells die...

I have known them my whole life.





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I never made road kill before EVER in my life, until one time I hit a possum. It cracked the entire front bumper. Of course it was the one day I was driving in a rental. I TOOK IT VERY PERSONALLY.





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    posted on 10-16-2010 at 03:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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    I never made road kill before EVER in my life, until one time I hit a possum. It cracked the entire front bumper. Of course it was the one day I was driving in a rental. I TOOK IT VERY PERSONALLY.


    That actually reminds me of the time I was driving on the PA. turnpike on my way to Chicago to visit my dad. For anyone who hasn't driven on it, the Pennsylvania turnpike is your basic 4 lane highway with a jersey wall dividing it, so you have jersey wall, two lanes of traffic, mountain. That's it until you reach the divide to the Ohio turnpike.

    As I was driving in the lane with the jersey wall to my left, another car was in the lane next to the mountain - we're pretty much keeping pace with each other. Anyway, I'm looking down the road and see something moving in the road. Too dark to see exactly what, I kept driving until just about the time the lights hit whatever it was (it was about 3:00 in the morning, so even with some lighting out there it was still dark as hell). My guess was that it had already been hit by a car and was trying to make it across the road still. No such luck. Just as the lights hit it, the fucking thing looked right up at me I swear the thing looked me dead in the eyes just as I was about to hit it as if to ask, "Why?" I couldn't swerve because of the other car on the road and at this point I kinda just braced for the impact. Damn, crushing that thing's skull make the entire left side of my car tilt. Got to a rest area and checked my left side and sure enough, fucked the front of the bumper up.

    I can still see whatever it was looking at me with that look.

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    A guy I went to high school with OD'd on some sort of mix of Ecstasy and God-knows-what-else about 10 years ago.

    And a guy I vaguely knew jumped off a water tower a few months ago. Nobody's really sure if it was suicide or an accident.

    And I died a little inside when Tyler Reks pinned Kaval last night.





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    And I died a little inside when Tyler Reks pinned Kaval last night.


    SWEET! Somebody I know partially died!

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    RIP Gooker.

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    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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    posted on 10-19-2010 at 02:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
    Originally posted by Shao Khan
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    That actually reminds me of the time I was driving on the PA. turnpike on my way to Chicago to visit my dad. For anyone who hasn't driven on it, the Pennsylvania turnpike is your basic 4 lane highway with a jersey wall dividing it, so you have jersey wall, two lanes of traffic, mountain. That's it until you reach the divide to the Ohio turnpike.

    As I was driving in the lane with the jersey wall to my left, another car was in the lane next to the mountain - we're pretty much keeping pace with each other. Anyway, I'm looking down the road and see something moving in the road. Too dark to see exactly what, I kept driving until just about the time the lights hit whatever it was (it was about 3:00 in the morning, so even with some lighting out there it was still dark as hell). My guess was that it had already been hit by a car and was trying to make it across the road still. No such luck. Just as the lights hit it, the fucking thing looked right up at me I swear the thing looked me dead in the eyes just as I was about to hit it as if to ask, "Why?" I couldn't swerve because of the other car on the road and at this point I kinda just braced for the impact. Damn, crushing that thing's skull make the entire left side of my car tilt. Got to a rest area and checked my left side and sure enough, fucked the front of the bumper up.

    I can still see whatever it was looking at me with that look.


    And this, in turn, reminds me of my lead engineer I work with, who saw a woman get mowed down by a car one time as she was crossing at a crosswalk and he was sitting in his car at the stoplight. He said the worst part about it, she turned and looked at him for some reason and made eye contact seconds before this car came flying around the corner and hit her. He said he still can see that look to this day.

    Not to try to top your story or anything, Shao. Just another one to file in the "Chilling fucking stories of death that hammer home the fact I hope I never make eye contact with someone/something that is dying/about-to-die" category.





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    posted on 10-19-2010 at 01:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
    quote:
    Originally posted by gobbledygooker
    Just another one to file in the "Chilling fucking stories of death that hammer home the fact I hope I never make eye contact with someone/something that is dying/about-to-die. . . unless it's Tyler Reks" category.


    Fixed.





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    In order to properly do justice to your scenario, AJ, I'd have to be able to make eye contact with my soul.





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