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Author: Subject: 'Fuck' List III: The Enfuckening
Parker Lewis
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posted on 1-19-2010 at 05:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Fuck my dumb cunt of an ex. I cannot wait to have this house finished, on the market and sold so I can have the psychotic bitch out of my life FOREVER.

fuckin useless twat...


I watched Southland on TNT last week and there is a great quote by this one cop, "Next time I think about getting married I'm just going to buy some bitch I hate a house."





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's a very funny quote but I don't recommend it.





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 04:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Not sure Boz cares about this.

What?

Probably right, but what?

And just to keep this thread on track...

Fuck all you bastards that aren't voting for me. I offer blowjobs. I appeal to the patriotism of the Americans here. I offer hookers to French spam bots. I reveal my sad story about terminal Face Aids. I try to be serious for like two seconds. I offer MORE blowjobs. AND I provide Shakira and Beyonce ass videos. What more do you people want? It's like people expect me to contribute something meaningful or entertaining.

Intellectual snobs. Fuck y'allz.

But in case I'm wrong, don't forget to go vote for me!





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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 1-20-2010 at 04:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I watched Southland on TNT last week


Unfuck you, sir. That show is absolutely great and criminally unappreciated and you are a bastion of good taste for watching it.





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 05:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
@ Boz -

On prior page, DoctorB had responded to my ACL post but mistakenly attributed my inquiry post to you instead of me. I pointed out that you didn't give a shit since it was my post, and he retroactively edited his post to mention me. No big deal at all but can see how that would be confusing to someone just now reading it.

And unfuck Massachusetts. Unfuck all the bad things I ever said about them and their people and their stupid everything. Unfuck them very much.





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 11:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would like to refuck Massachusetts then, because now I have to read stupid Facebook posts like:

"Up the Revolution! The winds of change are a blowin'!"

I get being excited if you're a Republican (especially considering this was in fucking Massachusetts), but seriously. Kinda dramatic.

Plus Massachusetts should never be unfucked because of the Red Sox and Patriots.

EVAR!





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 03:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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@ Boz -

On prior page, DoctorB had responded to my ACL post but mistakenly attributed my inquiry post to you instead of me. I pointed out that you didn't give a shit since it was my post, and he retroactively edited his post to mention me. No big deal at all but can see how that would be confusing to someone just now reading it.


Yeah, I am an idiot.

quote:
And unfuck Massachusetts. Unfuck all the bad things I ever said about them and their people and their stupid everything. Unfuck them very much.


Is QFT an acceptable internet abbreviation, or is that related to pedophiles, too?

Either way, fuck them for that accent.

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posted on 1-20-2010 at 03:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Massachusett's unfucking is temporary. They will go back to "fuck Massachussets" in very short order.

But for now...yay them. Until baseball season starts. Or they decide to drag their feet in certifying the election.





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posted on 1-20-2010 at 10:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Re: the impending death of any meaningful helath care reform.

Congress of-the-rich, by-the-rich, and for-the rich. Insurance Inc and Big Pharma called in all their markers to keep their profiteering going full-bore. No money available for anyone who needs help inside the nation but there'll be more than enough to be found/borrowed in five years when it becomes a "necessity" to park the entire military in the radioactive ruins of Iran for perpetuity. But help any of those welfare leeches? Give a break to small and mid-sized businesses that can't keep up with spiralling benefit costs? Nah. Fuck them.

I literally think that I'm about ready to puke over all this.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-22-2010 at 12:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Plus Massachusetts should never be unfucked because of the Red Sox



Fuck DrBoz.

Also, fuck the H1N1 vaccine. I've been too sick, too sore and too tired the last few days because of that needle to do fuck all.

[Edited on 1-22-2010 by The Riot Act]

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posted on 1-22-2010 at 01:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If it makes you feel any better, I also think New York should never be unfucked because of the Yankees. Although maybe it's more that I think the media should never be unfucked for constantly talking Sox/Yanks. That might be the most accurate unfucking, so scratch those parts about the Sox and the Yanks.

Of course I'm just a bitter Pirates fan who hasn't seen any glory since the We Are Family days. So fuck me for being loyal and jealous.

But still never unfuck Massachusetts because of the Pats.

[Edited on 1-22-2010 by DrBoz]





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posted on 1-22-2010 at 05:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Of course I'm just a bitter Pirates fan who hasn't seen any glory since the We Are Family days. So fuck me for being loyal and jealous.



I remember living in Pittsburgh back in those days and loving the Pirates. Ah, the good 'ol days Barry Bonds was just a skinny kid with a normal sized head, and Bobby Bonilla and John Smiley and you know, playoffs, where the poor hapless Pirates seemed to get raped by the Braves for something like six years in a row.

Then the strike happened and we left the Pitt and I haven't given a shit about baseball ever since and I don't know how much of that has to do with the Pirates becoming MLB's version of the Clippers.

So fuck the strike and fuck the Braves.





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posted on 1-22-2010 at 06:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread

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posted on 1-23-2010 at 01:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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picture that does not need to be re-posted


Dick.

And yes, fuck the Braves for eternity.





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posted on 2-8-2010 at 09:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Walking out to my truck at 8:30 this morning to be greeted with a smashed window and no stereo gets a huge FUCK.





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posted on 2-8-2010 at 09:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Walking out to my truck at 8:30 this morning to be greeted with a smashed window and no stereo gets a huge FUCK.

Another socialist redistributing your wealth. Now that Obama's president, his people think they can just do what they want.

Thanks, ACORN!





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posted on 2-9-2010 at 01:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Better red than dead...or something...





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck the elderly. I've had it up to here with them. Today, we had a snowstorm. It was a snowstorm everyone saw coming. It was a snowstorm that kept some of our business customers out because of work cancellations. But most of all, it was a snowstorm that anyone in Rockford over the age of 75 thought they could not only drive in, but drive in going the posted speed limit rather than the condition's speed limit.

I should have known, too. All day at work, I sat watching the window, listening to the elderly customers of our store and the care clinic next door, people who shouldn't be driving on a normal day, pull out into the intersection, causing tire screechings, swerving cars, and loud horn honks. And I kinda took that lesson into account, as I left the store going between 15-20 mph.

Then, halfway home, I noticed a pair of lights behind me pulling up fast in the other lane. I looked as the car pulled up next to me to see a little head with old gray hair leaning over the steering wheel. I thought to myself that nothing good was going to come of this, so I slowed down to about 10 mph. I watched as the car pulled in front of me...and then hit their brakes. I couldn't tell if s/he swerved or not, but I know I did, all the way down a hill, and barely managing to stop before my car took an even steeper drop onto the bike path. And I know that she didn't have the same happen to them, because when I looked at the street, there they were, turning left at the intersection. All this, and it should be mentioned that had I not had the premonition that it would end well, I would have slammed into either their car, a sign, or the bike path itself, either one of those potentially causing injury or death to myself.

So, after I climbed up the hill, fell into the snow, dropped my phone into said snow, thereby breaking it, and getting not just a $75 driving too fast for the conditions ticket, but also a $75 towing receipt (I get the towing back, just not in time for the vacation I was planning for myself), I think I can safely say fuck any elderly person that decides they have good enough reflexes to drive. And God help the elderly customers that come into my store tomorrow because their prices just tripled overnight.





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 03:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Fuck the elderly. I've had it up to here with them. Today, we had a snowstorm. It was a snowstorm everyone saw coming. It was a snowstorm that kept some of our business customers out because of work cancellations. But most of all, it was a snowstorm that anyone in Rockford over the age of 75 thought they could not only drive in, but drive in going the posted speed limit rather than the condition's speed limit.

I should have known, too. All day at work, I sat watching the window, listening to the elderly customers of our store and the care clinic next door, people who shouldn't be driving on a normal day, pull out into the intersection, causing tire screechings, swerving cars, and loud horn honks. And I kinda took that lesson into account, as I left the store going between 15-20 mph.

Then, halfway home, I noticed a pair of lights behind me pulling up fast in the other lane. I looked as the car pulled up next to me to see a little head with old gray hair leaning over the steering wheel. I thought to myself that nothing good was going to come of this, so I slowed down to about 10 mph. I watched as the car pulled in front of me...and then hit their brakes. I couldn't tell if s/he swerved or not, but I know I did, all the way down a hill, and barely managing to stop before my car took an even steeper drop onto the bike path. And I know that she didn't have the same happen to them, because when I looked at the street, there they were, turning left at the intersection. All this, and it should be mentioned that had I not had the premonition that it would end well, I would have slammed into either their car, a sign, or the bike path itself, either one of those potentially causing injury or death to myself.

So, after I climbed up the hill, fell into the snow, dropped my phone into said snow, thereby breaking it, and getting not just a $75 driving too fast for the conditions ticket, but also a $75 towing receipt (I get the towing back, just not in time for the vacation I was planning for myself), I think I can safely say fuck any elderly person that decides they have good enough reflexes to drive. And God help the elderly customers that come into my store tomorrow because their prices just tripled overnight.


I hope your oldest living relative you care about dies tonight.





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 03:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's shorter (and more in keeping with the thread theme) to simply say "fuck you."





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That would be my grandpa and he's not going anywhere because he actually gave up his license when he thought his reflexes were going. And maybe that's why I'm as strongly opinionated on the subject as I am. Or the fact that every day I'm in a situation where I see old folks put themselves into situations where they're endangering the lives of others. Like the nice old lady who had me carry her computer to her car because her arthritis was bad and on the way to the car told me about how she just had cornea surgery days before so she had to wear thick, dark glasses. Or the numerous old people I see get into their cars after taking minutes more to get to it than one in good shape and then just back out without seeing if anyone is behind them (spoiler alert for them: a good 1 out of 4 times there is and they have to come to a sudden stop).

I'm not saying take away their licenses, cause there are old people out there that can drive. Heck, I think my grandpa can still drive better than most of them. But there needs to be some sort of stricter testing, because the fact is when your reflexes start to go and it takes you longer than usual to turn your head left to right, you're putting everyone around you in danger when you drive. And I got an object lesson in that today, so sorry if I'm not a bit nicer about it.

Editted to add: Sorry, but I had to vent somewhere. And this seemed as good of place as any to bemoan the fact I'm out $150 and could have been seriously hurt had I gone any faster.

[Edited on 2-10-2010 by nOOb]





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 03:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Editted to add: Sorry, but I had to vent somewhere. And this seemed as good of place as any to bemoan the fact I'm out $150 and could have been seriously hurt had I gone any faster.



Technically, if you had been going faster you wouldn't have been passed by an old lady.





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 04:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How the hell did you get a $75 "driving too fast for the conditions" ticket if you were going like 10mph? I didn't realize you lived in my town.





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 05:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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How the hell did you get a $75 "driving too fast for the conditions" ticket if you were going like 10mph? I didn't realize you lived in my town.


I wish I would've known that, otherwise you would've got my vote.

And apparently "driving too fast for conditions" means if you have to go 1mph, you go 1mph. Funny enough, the cop issuing the ticket promptly told me I should fight it, after he tried to pull up behind the car I was sitting in at the time and managed to miss the target and slide past it going, allegedly, 5mph. I think I may win that challenging of the ticket.





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posted on 2-10-2010 at 05:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That sucks, nOOb. I'm sorry to hear that shit happened to you. Just be glad that you weren't hurt.





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