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Paddlefoot
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posted on 1-12-2011 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For some demented reason I found this to be incredibly fucking funny.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-12-2011 at 08:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Meanwhile...



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posted on 1-12-2011 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know, Japan really isn't so bad.







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posted on 1-28-2011 at 06:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Can't stop laughing


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posted on 2-25-2011 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I have no idea how to embed a video, so hopefully this works.





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 2-25-2011 at 09:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I fucking love Japan

Not sure if this is a photoshop of the above video or not... do not care.

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posted on 9-15-2011 at 10:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Japan, Even Mick Foley Thinks You're Insane.


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posted on 9-16-2011 at 08:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That needs to be an American sport...like now.





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posted on 9-17-2011 at 02:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Seventy-odd years ago those dude's granddads were doing the same sort of thing against US Marine machine gun positions in the Pacific War. Brrrr!





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 2-27-2012 at 11:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote















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posted on 3-16-2012 at 02:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NSFW

Well this whole thread is probably something your boss wouldn't want you browsing on the clock...

Butter flavored Doritos - I'm shocked they beat us in the revolting and awesome food category.






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posted on 3-16-2012 at 07:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That gif where of the baseball player rushing the mound is priceless. What the fuck is that?!





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posted on 3-16-2012 at 07:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What the fuck happened? When I came here, the forum showed that, somehow, I had double-posted.

Then, after editing the second one, the edited one appeared, but the other post went away.

Ah, well. Suffice it to say that the original post wasn't important after all, I guess.

[Edited on 3/19/12 by Thom]





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posted on 3-19-2012 at 02:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My hat is off to Korea for matching Japan's oddness. This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I thought the gif I posted was just everyone faking a toe injury to avoid fighting, and hence poking fun at uber aggressive violent athletes... but no, they're just really fucking bizarre on another level that I didn't see coming.

Well played, South Korea.

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posted on 3-20-2012 at 12:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
taken from a sauceless site...
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A video clip depicting a rather mysterious Korean baseball fight has been popular viewing recently on Internet sites like YouTube and Digg. The clip, narrated in Korean, shows a batter charging the mound after being hit in the arm by a pitch. But, before he can tackle the pitcher, the batter stops short and starts hopping around and holding one leg. The pitcher also starts hopping around, which precipitates a bench-clearing binge of mass hopping. It turns out, the hopping altercation was staged as a parody of baseball brawls and was part of a celebrity baseball game in Korea.






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posted on 3-27-2012 at 03:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There are few things creepier than an abandoned japanese sex museum (nsfw)







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posted on 5-25-2012 at 04:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah... not sure anything will ever fucking top this one:

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This chef's got balls.

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

In most cases, "asexual" is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to show that he does not affiliate with either gender.

Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on April 8 with one tweet:

"[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."

Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.

The next day, an organizer posted a blog -- subsequently deleted -- containing pictures of the event. Images showed dozens of people who attended the event just to catch a glimpse of the rare treat.

The extra diners were served crocodile-based dishes while Sugiyama cooked up the exclusive meal.

The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others complained. But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.






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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 5-25-2012 at 07:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No law against cannibalism? I can't believe that. I call bullshit on this story.

At the same time, considering the amount of seafood the Japanese eat and the lowering of fish stock in the ocean, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they turned to eating people. They eat everything else.





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posted on 5-25-2012 at 01:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If its true the math is off.... 100000 Yen is $1250 so I don't know how it ended up being $250 a plate....


Unless he had to discount because it was just appetizer sized....





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posted on 5-25-2012 at 01:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Probably because the 6th person was a no-show, the total cost was split up by the remaining 5?

Now excuse me, I need to go throw up my breakfast.





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posted on 6-18-2012 at 06:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Uhhhh.... wait a second.

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EDIT: Apparently this was China and not Japan. My mistake <<<<<< this add though

[Edited on 5-29-2016 by williamssl]





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posted on 5-26-2016 at 09:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Welp, this is one of the few forgotten threads I had no idea existed. In perusing the remnants of some of the still working links, I'm not sure if it was just two of these what did the trick...



...and helped the mutated Japs release their Gojira porn powers or if we should have just carpet bombed the entire island with nukes. Jesus F. Christ, Japan, I kinda had an idea of what you were up to, but god. And I thought Backwoods Appalachian Inbred Rape was a big deal here.

This guy's kinda cool though...





Bonus NSFW: Welcome to your new fetish.

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posted on 5-27-2016 at 01:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dude,
You revived a thread with a lucky lopez post.





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