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Author: Subject: Japan Strike Again
BBMN
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 01:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Japan Strike Again

Penis Ice Cream



I got nothing.

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Biff_Manly
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Flavored?

Nut Butter Crunch?

Hotdog?

I got nothing else.





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posted on 10-18-2009 at 03:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just shot my load, thanks.





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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 10-18-2009 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Just shot my load, thanks.

same





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posted on 10-18-2009 at 04:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Creepiest thing in that picture is the guy behind the girl just looking at her with an approving smile.





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posted on 10-20-2009 at 10:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow. I will never forgive you, BBMN, for exposing me to this. Never.
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posted on 10-21-2009 at 12:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In that case, Lucky, you should really enjoy this video of Japanese girls trying to creatively melt cylinders of ice.







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posted on 10-29-2009 at 04:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Penis Ice Cream



I got nothing.
I think I've seen her mom.






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posted on 1-9-2010 at 09:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Japan... STRIKE AGAIN AND AGAINS










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posted on 1-9-2010 at 11:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Is this supposed to be like the Japanese version of a Snuggie? I'd love to know what the hell that all says.





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"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."

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posted on 7-18-2010 at 10:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Vids like that are a useful reminder as to how much humans can truly suck when they want to. Fucking assholes.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 8-11-2010 at 04:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
LOLOL







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posted on 10-16-2010 at 06:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cruel and Hilarious


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posted on 10-16-2010 at 07:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When I heard there was going to be a Japanese remake of Home Alone I was skeptical but I feel that replacing Daniel Stern with a zombie really adds a whole new dynamic to it.





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posted on 10-16-2010 at 10:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The best part of that clip is the kid yelling at the news reporter for not helping them fight the zombie.





you're a freak of nature Dougie, laws of nature do not apply to you (BC in chat on 7/02/12 describing why women think i'm sweet)

dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on 03/20/2011)

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posted on 10-17-2010 at 01:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, those kids were kinda awesome. North American kids would just poop their pants if they were facing a zombie.





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 11-7-2010 at 06:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I almost refuse to believe that Japan took part in WWII after seeing this...




Also,

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posted on 11-19-2010 at 02:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I fucking love Japan


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posted on 11-19-2010 at 08:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
that video makes me want to take a huge dump.
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posted on 1-11-2011 at 10:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Japan continues to rule the gaming market.

Sega launches....urinal gaming!

Introducing...the toy-let:




Sorry ladies.....no pee fun for you.





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posted on 1-11-2011 at 10:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know what would be rad? If when you approach the urinal it sings to you "Se=ga!" like the opening of the Sonic The Hedgehog games.

Or even better, if it yelled "Sega!" at you like the Sega Saturn commercials.

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posted on 1-12-2011 at 04:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is this next for the Xbox Kinect?





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