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Author: Subject: Joba Chamberlain update for 8/6/09
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posted on 8-7-2009 at 12:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Joba Chamberlain update for 8/6/09

still look like a fat retard baby





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posted on 8-7-2009 at 12:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So?

C.C. Sabathia is so fat he can be naked and still put his hands in his pockets





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posted on 8-7-2009 at 01:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-7-2009 at 01:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
my pants are filled with my poo
because i pooed into my pants,
because i ate a big dinner.

flies???? noooooo

my ass and balls feel like i sat in a fresh bowl of macaroni







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posted on 8-9-2009 at 03:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Going by the second pic AJ posted, Joba kinda looks like Santino Marella's (retarded*) younger brother.

(*On another forum I haunt they've banned the use of the word "retard". As such we now substitute the term "mentally hilarious" instead for when we're insulting each other or, well, laughing at retards.)

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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 8-9-2009 at 06:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Going by the second pic AJ posted, Joba kinda looks like Santino Marella's (retarded*) younger brother.

(*On another forum I haunt they've banned the use of the word "retard". As such we now substitute the term "mentally hilarious" instead for when we're insulting each other or, well, laughing at retards.)

what kind of fucking retard came up with that retarded policy (for retards)?





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 09:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Some sort of rainbow-pooping moderator came up with the anti-'tard derogatoryness ruling I believe. Personally, from any of my dealings with him, I think the guy's a freaking fanucc.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 8-9-2009 at 10:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dude, he really DOES look mentally hilarious.

I am anti-anti-retard people, but I do enjoy the substitution of mentally hilarious. I am also fucking tired of assclown politically correct twatheads who insist on making the world change how to speak. They take all the fun out of being derogatory. Fortunately, I can still listen to rap music to get my fix of inappropriate speech.





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 03:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't know how many of you read "Savage Love," but one of his readers called him to task for using the terms "retard" and "retarded." His response? Substituting the words "leotard" and "leotarded." It actually works quite well, although I prefer the term retarded.





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 06:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't know how many of you read "Savage Love," but one of his readers called him to task for using the terms "retard" and "retarded." His response? Substituting the words "leotard" and "leotarded." It actually works quite well, although I prefer the term retarded.

What's his ruling on "That's pretty gay"? Because I could actually see him tolerating it either way, strangely enough.





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 06:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think he falls under the umbrella that things are both gay/homosexual and gay/lame. I'd link to a column where he addresses it, but I don't remember the date and am not willing to do a very rigorous search.





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 06:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's always been something that interested me as a topic, because I know that I, and many others, learned that term in a completely desexualized way, and despite being a smarter than average person, it took me years to really appreciate that there was a connection between it and homosexuality.





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posted on 8-9-2009 at 06:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Although it's mjuch harsher, here's Louis CK describing that distinction with the word "faggot."







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