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Poll: The "Other Mickie Nudes (NSFW)" Thread (this is SFW so far)
I clicked on it from work. 3 (0%) -»
I will click on it when I get home from work. 0 (0%) -»
I will click on it when I get home from work and my wife/girlfriend isn't looking over my shoulder. 0 (0%) -»
I don't have a job and I clicked on it. 2 (0%) -»
I will go to hell if I click on that. 1 (0%) -»
I will go to hell if I click on that. I clicked on it. 1 (0%) -»
Mickie is fat and disgusting. 2 (0%) -»
Mickie is fat and disgusting. I clicked on it. 2 (0%) -»
Beats me, I am gay. 4 (0%) -»
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Author: Subject: The "Other Mickie Nudes (NSFW)" Thread (this is SFW so far)
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posted on 7-22-2009 at 09:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The "Other Mickie Nudes (NSFW)" Thread (this is SFW so far)

That new thread up in the Divas subform.

What did or will you do?


[Edited on 7-22-2009 by williamssl]





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posted on 7-22-2009 at 09:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It looks as if I have a differing perspective on the Tex's scoring system of NSFW then others. To me a 2.5 is average NSFWness, a 0.0 is about the worst NSFW in the history of NSFWness, and a 5.0 is almost NSFW perfection. Others seem to view it differently.

So here is my question...

What porn during the NSFW era would the OO Nation consider to be 5.0 worthy?

Off hand I would say that "Randy Orton's 'wife' with no clothes on" and "Letica Nekkid (Totally Definitely NSFW >_>) stick out in my head as being NSFWs that I left saying, "Wow, that's about as good as it gets."

There have been plenty of 5.0 NSFW websites (bigboobsalert.com, foobies.com, dailyniner etc.) but not a ton of 5.0 NSFW threads.

I think if I better understand how everyone views the equivalent of NSFW perfection then I may better understand the rational for some of the more well known posters for giving some (in my view) average NSFWs way below average scores.





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posted on 7-23-2009 at 03:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How come "I was so impressed I white-painted my own lower torso" isn't an option?
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posted on 7-23-2009 at 02:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Off hand I would say that "Randy Orton's 'wife' with no clothes on" and "Letica Nekkid (Totally Definitely NSFW >_>) stick out in my head as being NSFWs that I left saying, "Wow, that's about as good as it gets."





I don't know why we have to keep debating the current NSFW rating system over and over. Rick did a damn fine job, IMO, of simplistically but holistically capturing a 5.0:

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TheRick sez a 5.0 NSFW is
Consider a 5.0 to be an almost unattainable "perfect storm" of awesome (not just a well-put-together pictorial or video, , but almost certainly requiring something special/unique in the form of inanimate objects, animals, or appeal to an existing or newfound fetish you have"). If it happens, you'll be masturbating as fondly and vigorously to it a year from now as you did after your first viewing


That being said, Chris, how on earth could "Randy Orton's 'wife' has no clothes on"garner a 5.0?

Yeah, she was hot.
But she wasn't Randy's wife, which might have had a shock or fetish appeal (if your fetish = seeing wrestler's wife's naked") factor a la point 2 of the 5.0 criteria.
And then in that context, she was just one of the artificially enhanced "stars" that Hefner is all about and cranks off the assembly line as if they were Fords back in the day when AMERICAN cars were something.

The only way this could have gotten a 5.0 is if she were in fact Orton's wife. And she had a broomstick up her twat in a few of the pics.

I gave that thread a 3.0, on account of the hotness. But there was enough lacking to prevent 5.0 attainment.

[Edited on 7-23-2009 by williamssl]





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posted on 7-23-2009 at 03:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I love the fact that you presume a straight person gives a shit about seeing Mickie (James?) nude.

There are terabytes of free films out there of fine-ass blonde European bitches getting assfucked while they wear pearls and have their hair up like Princess Grace and shit. The amount of time spent clicking up to that forum could send me to a GIS that results in Sylvia Saint dressed like a nun and sucking on a rosary while jamming fingers into her pussy. But no, no, please, I've got a huge carrot right here in my hand—no, it's not a dick metaphor, it's an actual fucking carrot—please show me the WWE Diva, I wanna feed the horsie!!!

Jesus Christ, who honestly goes to the effort to see some sunburnt-leatherette horsefaced piece of spent WWE stripper trash in softcore nudes?

Oh, my mistake. Fat loser WWE fans.





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posted on 7-23-2009 at 05:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, you guys are wild. I will grant you that these pictures are fairly mediocre, but 1.0? Really? What on Earth are you looking at? If you go by the Rick's scoring system then a 1.0 translates to this being one of the 20% worst photos of NSFW nekkid photos OMG porn~! you have ever seen. It is basically an unreachable level of suck that needs someone like Chyna to get us there.

I admit that her vaginalips are overmatched and, at best, climaxed at mildly giggle worthy, but worst 20% of vaginalips (or nekkid pics) ever? Not even close. Call me when her clitoris is the size of a baby boy's penis and X-Pac is licking it for proper perspective.

Everyone who labled this a 1.0 is doing nothing more then what we frequently complain about. Remember in the late 1990's when everything from Vivid Video saw was "THE GREATEST MOMENT IN PORNO HISTORY!!!!" and it wasn't? Remember how it drives most of us crazy when Ron Jeremy has no memory of bitches he assfucked within the last 2 years? Everyone with a 1.0 score is being recklessly hyperbolic. Calm down a bit. Slightly below average doesn't mean outright failure.

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posted on 7-23-2009 at 05:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The inclusion of a "beats me, I'm gay" option makes me happy.






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posted on 7-24-2009 at 09:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism
I love the fact that you presume a straight person gives a shit about seeing Mickie (James?) nude.

There are terabytes of free films out there of fine-ass blonde European bitches getting assfucked while they wear pearls and have their hair up like Princess Grace and shit. The amount of time spent clicking up to that forum could send me to a GIS that results in Sylvia Saint dressed like a nun and sucking on a rosary while jamming fingers into her pussy. But no, no, please, I've got a huge carrot right here in my hand—no, it's not a dick metaphor, it's an actual fucking carrot—please show me the WWE Diva, I wanna feed the horsie!!!

Jesus Christ, who honestly goes to the effort to see some sunburnt-leatherette horsefaced piece of spent WWE stripper trash in softcore nudes?

Oh, my mistake. Fat loser WWE fans.


Wow, someone got rejected wednesday night.

It's human nature to want to see a normally clothed person naked. And then lots of times it's a letdown because you've built them up based on something like that shirt she wore during Vince's walk of shame to his about-to-be-blown-up limo and you can't imagine that there's a better looking naked chick on the planet.

And then you realize that Sylvia Saint actually looks naked. Oh well.





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Wow, someone got rejected wednesday night.

It's human nature to want to see a normally clothed person naked. And then lots of times it's a letdown because you've built them up based on something like that shirt she wore during Vince's walk of shame to his about-to-be-blown-up limo and you can't imagine that there's a better looking naked chick on the planet.

And then you realize that Sylvia Saint actually looks naked. Oh well.

ahahahaha i completely forgot i made that post and this totally makes it worth it





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