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Poll: What's in my pocket?
$.71 0 (0%) -»
My keys 0 (0%) -»
Nerds (candy) 1 (0%) -»
Bluetooth headset 0 (0%) -»
Smartphone 1 (0%) -»
A pen 1 (0%) -»
Your mom 1 (0%) -»
My mom 1 (0%) -»
Elvis 1 (0%) -»
Lint 1 (0%) -»
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williamssl
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posted on 7-17-2009 at 09:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's in my pocket?

There are multiple correct answers.
There are also wrong answers.





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posted on 7-17-2009 at 09:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I put entirely too much thought into my answer. I was going to answer one of the mom ones, but then I wasn't sure if I answered "My Mom" if that meant MY mom or your mom. I also think nobody uses cash anymore, so I doubt you have exactly $.71 cents in your pocket.

I like how you had to clarify Nerds too, lest we get confused.

Also, I am highly disappointed with your lack of a Mabey option in your polls.





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posted on 7-17-2009 at 10:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1) I do in fact have $.71 in change in my pocket. Change from a $5 I had to spend at lunch cuz our cafe doesn't take credit cards

2) I wrote the answers from my POV. So "My Mom" means the mom of me / williamssl / the guy who wrote the poll.

3) I work at Microsoft. We have a lot of the other kind of nerds here. An awful lot. I used to think it was funny when I once a year or so ran into a guy who looked just like Comic Book store guy from The Simpsons. I saw 4 today at lunch (when I got my $.71 in change)

4) Mabey died when the boards went on hiatus last ~April. RIP Mabey. 2002-2009





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posted on 7-17-2009 at 10:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl

4) Mabey died when the boards went on hiatus last ~April. RIP Mabey. 2002-2009


Mabey will never die!!! You take that BACK!!!





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posted on 7-17-2009 at 11:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
1) I do in fact have $.71 in change in my pocket. Change from a $5 I had to spend at lunch cuz our cafe doesn't take credit cards

2) I wrote the answers from my POV. So "My Mom" means the mom of me / williamssl / the guy who wrote the poll.

3) I work at Microsoft. We have a lot of the other kind of nerds here. An awful lot. I used to think it was funny when I once a year or so ran into a guy who looked just like Comic Book store guy from The Simpsons. I saw 4 today at lunch (when I got my $.71 in change)

4) Mabey died when the boards went on hiatus last ~April. RIP Mabey. 2002-2009


1) I stand corrected. So, what did you have for lunch anyway? I went to Subway and got a $5FL. I used Discover.

2) I'm glad I asked, because I saw it the other way around. Just wanted to make sure people were disparaging the appropriate mom.

3) Thanks for the explanation, but the fact that you had to clarify makes me more curious about other kinds of nerds in your pocket. I never pictured Microsoft being so kinky. But then again, while jocks are busy thinking about sports, nerds are busy thinking about sex.

4) Blasphemy! Did anyone have Mabey in the deadpool? That is like Suri Cruise type points.





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posted on 7-18-2009 at 01:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't see why "seminal fluid residue" isn't an answer. It is in a sense the most correct.
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posted on 8-4-2009 at 01:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't see why "seminal fluid residue" isn't an answer. It is in a sense the most correct.

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