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williamssl
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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HELP

My wife and I flew up to Seattle a couple weeks ago on a househunting trip.

She went to Blockbuster to get some DVD's for the flight up/back (mistake).

She came back with Twilight.

I said "fuck if I'm watching that Gossip Girl goes vampire shit".

So she watched it.

Then she bought the books. All of them.

Then a fucking Twilight CD shows up in the house.

How do you convince a chick that this shit sucks and needs to stop?





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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tell her it's morning in America.





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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Even Ronnie is steering clear of the gaping bunghole, and he's far enough away from that gaping thing that one can't blame his age or whatnot and say 'oh well he intended to point at that'.

No he's all about the index finger.

Why?

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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-2-2009 at 06:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm just staying online on OO to make it SEEM like I'm posting some reply to this or the Tyson thread.

In reality I'm downloading porn and folding laundry and stuff while one of my browser windows stays open on OO to make you stay awake awaiting my reply.

My strategy is deprive you of sleep while I engage in self-gratification and task managment.





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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
I'm just staying online on OO to make it SEEM like I'm posting some reply to this or the Tyson thread.

In reality I'm downloading porn and folding laundry and stuff while one of my browser windows stays open on OO to make you stay awake awaiting my reply.

My strategy is deprive you of sleep while I engage in self-gratification and task managment.

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posted on 6-2-2009 at 09:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
My wife and I flew up to Seattle a couple weeks ago on a househunting trip.

She went to Blockbuster to get some DVD's for the flight up/back (mistake).

She came back with Twilight.

I said "fuck if I'm watching that Gossip Girl goes vampire shit".

So she watched it.

Then she bought the books. All of them.

Then a fucking Twilight CD shows up in the house.

How do you convince a chick that this shit sucks and needs to stop?


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