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Author: Subject: Want out of jury duty?
Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-11-2009 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Want out of jury duty?

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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 01:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What is wrong with you?





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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 01:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
i suppose you have a simpler way of getting out of jury duty?





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DrBoz
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 02:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What does goat sex have to do with getting out of jury duty? If that were the case, there would be no juries in my county.





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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 02:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
What does goat sex have to do with getting out of jury duty? If that were the case, there would be no juries in my county.

when the judge stares into my evil, my evil stares back into him





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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 06:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
What is wrong with you?

i love the fact that you get upset by the goat man





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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 06:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
What is wrong with you?

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DrBoz
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 08:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can't stop looking. What is wrong with ME?





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posted on 5-12-2009 at 01:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism
i love the fact that you get upset by the goat man


I hope a Republican wins in 2012, just out of spite.





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Biff_Manly
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 04:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 5-12-2009 at 05:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've never been able to see those, but if that one is of the goat man, this is the first time I'll be angry about that.





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