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drmuerto
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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, well tell him that according to Ted Haigh aka Dr. Cocktail (no relation), the use of Bourbon was a secondary elaboration of the Mint Julep.

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Somehow the idea has gotten abroad that the mint ought to be crushed and shaken up with water and whiskey in equal proportions. No man can fall in love with such a mixture. Poor Juleps have ruined the reputation of the South's most famous drink.
--Bar Tender's Guide, Jerry Thomas (1887), quoted in Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktail, Ted Haigh (2004)


Also, apparently this version was invented in West Virginia, so there you go: authenticity for no one.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by drmuerto
Yeah, well tell him that according to Ted Haigh aka Dr. Cocktail (no relation), the use of Bourbon was a secondary elaboration of the Mint Julep.

Also, apparently this version was invented in West Virginia, so there you go: authenticity for no one.

After all the arguing you and I have had to do on various political topics through the years, you of all people should be fully aware that a southerner's being RIGHT and his saying anything that corresponds with the legitimate historical record often have nothing to do with one another.





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
You and your fancy drinks. I just opened up a Budweiser.


You're the worst Mexican ever. I'm drinking Budweiser right now, but I'm white trash. Stay in character!

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In case anyone didn't see it: put in the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B A ENTER) on your Facebook homepage. It makes goofy-ass lens flares come up whenever you scroll, type or click something. Not as cool as ESPN's SPARKLEE UNICORNS but still cool.





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Let me try again:
The Bible says* that the Julep was invented in West Virginia.














* Southerner's don't actually ever read the Bible so they won't know I'm just making this up.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Sweet Lou
You're the worst Mexican ever. I'm drinking Budweiser right now, but I'm white trash. Stay in character!


Budweiser is totally in character if you're Mexican. Full authenticity requires that you add lime, salt, Clamato, hot sauce though.






Also, if you're on Facebook, take this quiz http://apps.facebook.com/betterthanchihuahua/

[Edited on 5-9-2009 by drmuerto]

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, if you're on Facebook, take this quiz http://apps.facebook.com/betterthanchihuahua/

Randomly answered questions knowing only result could be, "Of course you fucking are." Quiz evidently broken. Fuck your quiz.

Also, this one is better:

http://apps.facebook.com/qwhich-world-w-bjhdd/





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Also, everyone, read my latest update and watch the friggin Youtube embedded and also click the fucking link at the top to "Least-Loved Bedtime Stories" and then watch those videos, too, and listen to the goddamn MP3. All of it will make your fuckin' night because Michael O'Donoghue was a mad, sick genius.





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve AutismAll of it will make your fuckin' night because Michael O'Donoghue was a mad, sick genius.


The youtube video has already been shared, it was so good. That church sounds like a perfect second fieldwork project for me. I'm saving the Least Loved Bedtime Tales for after I'm done grading tomorrow. Also, Destructo has totally made it onto my regular blog list in the last couple of weeks.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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All of it will make your fuckin' night because Michael O'Donoghue was a mad, sick genius.


I'll save that for the smoking pot thread, thank you.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I took the WWI army quiz. I got this:
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The Austrian Imperial Army

You are quick to anger and feel the need to take vengeance, but you don't think about the consequences of your actions. You're constantly asking friends to bail you out of sticky situations that you make worse because you can never seem to get organized. Also, you love sabers because the sort of guns that rattle are too heavy for you to lift on your own.


The part about the sabers is definitely right. i could see the rest, too.

I am also fairly certain that whatever results you got on the chihuahua quiz are more correct than your self assessment. The quiz is a finely calibrated scientific instrument, it is you who is broken.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I see people buying that Chelada shit all the time. I can't even begin to imagine how it could possibly taste good.





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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 04:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by drmuerto
The youtube video has already been shared, it was so good. That church sounds like a perfect second fieldwork project for me.

Oh no! An ethnography!


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Also, MrDestructo has totally made it onto my regular blog list in the last couple of weeks.

Thanks, man. I get the feeling that, like me, your regular reading fare is probably an order of magnitude smarter or at least less f-bomb-happy/angsty than my shit, so I take that as a huge compliment.


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I'll save that for the smoking pot thread, thank you.

Dude, I'm trying to share with you a story that features the words "a large Nazi eagle clutching an NBC corporate logo" and you're bailing? Madness.


quote:
Originally posted by drmuerto
I took the WWI army quiz. I got this:

The part about the sabers is definitely right. i could see the rest, too.

All the answers are fairly amusing, but the Austrian one is probably the weakest. That quiz grew out of a contest amongst some buddies and me to see who could write the most self-evidently useless Facebook Quiz that also seemed pretty smart. The Chihuahua one seems to be in the same vein. My friend Justin won the contest though. His was, "What Facebook Quiz Result Are You?"

Now that's genius.




p.s. - I was "Formless Presence."





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 03:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am reviving this thread, because I want to stay up all night drinking. I doubt I last til midnight but still.





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, if you're still up, I drank more beers than planned with friends, they left, I played an online game of Madden, was beating the shit out of the guy I was playing, he quit, the computer went on to fucking be ME, I ate some leftover hamburger helper and a couple of biscuits and now....


Here I sit.

P.S. I love my new avatar

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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm sobering up, but I can re-drunkenate if it's going down.
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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do it! I've got at least two reason to be up early tomorrow but I'll grab another brewski. I've got a fridge full of those things.





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm out of beer. I think. If there isn't any, I'll have to switch to something harder.
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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm only on my second drink, but it's still early here.





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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OK. No beer, so I made a caipirinha-- sort of. I had to sub regular rum in for cachaca. But hey, booze is delicious. Plus I have a Paul Mooney concert video playing. Good times.
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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So honestly, how gay is it that I like Bud Light Lime?





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dude...I had a couple of Bud Light Limes for the first time a couple weeks ago and....that shit's fuckin' good!

And Punker....what are you doing drinking?!?





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Somewhat. There's something to be said for getting some citrus in your beer, especially on a hot summer night. But shit, just buy a lime and squeeze some in and add a pinch of salt and cayenne. Subs for a meal.
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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I haven't tried Bud Light with Lime yet.

And I fell off the wagon like, a year ago. I'm not sXe anymore.





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posted on 8-1-2009 at 04:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll have a Pilsner Urquell or two before turning in, but for now I'm trying going through stat trackbacks and seeing all the weird blogs I've wound up on in the last 24 hours. That and I gotta make a pitcher of tea and finish up this marinade for a huge pork tenderloin, since we're having guests tomorrow.





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