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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Who wants to stay up all night drinking?

Anyone else online? Anyone else drinking? Let's get this thread to 3 pages by midnight!





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I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows.






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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm going back outside to get drunk with my wife. I just came in to look something up to settle a bet.

*flexes*

Everyone drinking, go read my fucking blog already.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did you at least win your bet?





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Popped some vicodin to help with fucking kidney stone pain.

On beer 3 despite warning label about how you shouldn't drink when taking the medication and alcohol intensifies the effect.

Warning labels are for pussies.

(Note: alcohol does intensify the buzz. At least right now.)

Fuck. I'm out of q-tips. Gonna drive over to the 7-11 and see if they have any. Shouldn't be too many pedestrians out right about now.

When I get back gonna hop in the hot tub for an hour and get good and dehydrated. Drinking beer all the while, of course.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Forgot to say - bringing my blackberry with me so I can post a few while driving.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
DUI's / DWI's only count in the state you get them in, right? LIke if I get one right now and then move in 3 weeks to WA, it's like it never happened?

Same with vehicular manslaughter, right?





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 03:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait, what kind of beer?

Also, shouldn't you let that 13 year-old boy you're sleeping with drive?





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 04:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Did you at least win your bet?

Shitchyeah.


Also please enjoy this song. It is about my groin.








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posted on 5-2-2009 at 05:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Welp, wife crapped out early again. Time to watch asian vomit porn for four hours, write up another review.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 05:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry. Wife had to bail me out.


Which beer did I piss in?





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damnit. That wasn't beer.

I need a system.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And some mouthwash.





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And some mouthwash.

Urine is sterile and acidic.

It basically is mouthwash.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 06:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mine lacks that acidic orange flavor a la Orange Listerine.

Need more citrus in the diet I suppose.

Less asparagus.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 06:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
PUSSIES! I win.

(goes to bed assuming no one will post after him at a "drunk" hour)

(will awaken and find himself called on it)

(but the smile is mine until I awaken)

(with morning wood)

(and then I'll still be smiling)





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 08:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://tinyurl.com/d2hfog





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 08:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Chris is a fatass.

He is in the video on the right.

http://tinyurl.com/d2hfog

This is a video about Chris.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 08:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This is a video of Tex, btw








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posted on 5-2-2009 at 02:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just woke up and drank a glass of chocolate milk.

That's right. I fixed all y'alls wagons.





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posted on 5-2-2009 at 06:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Aww let's do this again some time.






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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's 11 and I'm into my second cocktail of the night. I post tonight's drinks here, should anyone be looking.

Drink the first: an Old Georgia Mint Julep made the old fashioned way with 2 oz of Cognac, 1 oz of apricot brandy (ok, that's a cheat, it should be peach), a few leaves of porch-grown mint and some sugar. On the sweet side, but very smooth. probably due to the Courvoissier VSOP I picked up this afternoon. A little on the time intensive side, since it calls for crushed ice.

Drink the second: The Vesper-- Jame's Bond's signature drink from Casino Royale. 2 oz of Broker's dry gin, 1 oz of Imperia vodka, 1/2 oz of Lillet Blanc, and a large swath of lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred.

Post your drinking habits!

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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You and your fancy drinks. I just opened up a Budweiser.





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Budweiser sounds great. My excuse is my apartment has a very small fridge so it's hard to enough keep beer around. Liquor on the other hand stays put very nicely on a shelf just outside of the kitchen.
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Drink the first: an Old Georgia Mint Julep made the old fashioned way with 2 oz of Cognac, 1 oz of apricot brandy (ok, that's a cheat, it should be peach)

I just heard my old Kentucky Colonel roommate screaming.





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posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I also just spilled about half my beer all over the couch.





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