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Author: Subject: list of things posters care about as much as whether you'd fuck [female celebrity]
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posted on 4-20-2009 at 06:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
list of things posters care about as much as whether you'd fuck [female celebrity]

- Whether you could win a roto baseball league against a bunch of Draculas.

- If you can get in a Jeffries' Tube and fix the warp drive.

- How you find being an international assassin affects your sleep schedule.

- # of pounds over 1,000 you feel like benching today.

- Your performance at the 1998 NFL Combine.





Chevy Chase has denied allegations of membership in the Proud Boys.

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posted on 4-20-2009 at 07:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Defending the fact that the Ewoks so totally fucked up the Star Wars franchise.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 4-20-2009 at 07:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
- The tactical small arms moves you would have used to subdue this total asshole talking behind you in the theater at the Watchmen opening IF he said another thing again past a decibel threshold you'd arbitrarily determined.

- The Bushido Code that kept you from losing your temper with him immediately and humiliating him as a man for transgressing the social contract as you've interpreted it.





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posted on 4-20-2009 at 07:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Perry Farrell has turned 50 and has neither contracted nor spread the AIDs virus to the best of anyone's knowledge.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 4-20-2009 at 03:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
--The list of Intellivision games that the Konami code works on

--Why the Today show should expand three more hours only to have, at the end of each episode, Howie Mandel to take off his fat suit and blackface and show that he's been dressed as Al Roker the whole time

--Which type of McGriddle causes the most acne when rubbed all over your face

--Susan Boyle





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