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posted on 4-18-2009 at 12:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh how I fucking hate Obama now

No, this isn't a talking point inspired rant.

Nor one from the recent tea parties across the country.

Nor one from any other recent domestic or foreign policy act.

No - this is something Obama has done that is far worse. FAR WORSE.



THE FUCKING (GRATEFUL) DEAD IS TOURING AGAIN. AND IT'S BECAUSE OF OBAMA



That's right. All those stinky, tie-die wearing, stinky, stoned out of their gourds, stinky, never met a shower or bar of soap, stinky hippies are gonna be crawling out from whatever cardboard box they're living in, breaking out hackey sacks and birkenstocks, and following these dinosaurs around.



Fuck hippies.
Fuck the Dead.
And Fuck Obama.

This is gonna hurt him in 2012.





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 12:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"touch of grey" owns





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 01:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hackey sack rules





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
fucking hippie faggots




EDIT: I'm just venting here. The "faggots" part is just me throwing out stuff. You two are married to females so that's just me you know yelling and all.


But the fucking hippie part totally applies and I'm going to chase you in the park with a stick of deodorant and it's going to burn your fucking skin.

[Edited on 4-18-2009 by williamssl]





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 03:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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"touch of grey" owns


Quoted for the motherfucking truth, sir. Other than that song, the Dead are completely worthless to me, but that song rules the world.





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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But the fucking hippie part totally applies and I'm going to chase you in the park with a stick of deodorant and it's going to burn your fucking skin.

I learned how to "hack" before I learned how to ride a bike, and I was born in Menlo Park where The Dead got together. I've also met Bob Weir. Jerry Garcia was my cousin Susie's guitar teacher, and another group of my cousins basically lived next door to them in Menlo Park. Also, every book I bought or had bought for me by my mom, from age six to twelve, was bought from Kepler's Books. I guess you could say I'm pretty much totally inDEADed to them.

Heh.

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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Quoted for the motherfucking truth, sir. Other than that song, the Dead are completely worthless to me, but that song rules the world.

You know it's funny, I feel the exact same way. I recognize that The Dead are a good band, but I have never really enjoyed anything else they've done.





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 04:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I went to Stanford and a buddie of mine went to UC Santa Cruz.

Santa Cruz was awesome except for all the hippie faggots.

Best part was when every year the Dead would play at Frost Ampitheater at Stanford.

All them fucking smelly hippies and their fucking VW vans and their smelly shit and what not would converge on the Stanford campus. Including like 99% of Santa Cruz.

So I would run to Santa Cruz and enjoy a weekend of tie-die free beaches and no hackie crap and fucking the town smelled like Right Guard motherfuckin deodorant. Everything was good.


And to all you damn hippies....run motherfuckers. This shit's gonna make you melt like that bitch witch in Oz done got water thrown on her.









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posted on 4-18-2009 at 10:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hippie cocksuckers. Get a haircut, get a bath, and get a goddamn job already.
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