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Author: Subject: Randy Ortons "wife" with no clothes on
sexymatty
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posted on 3-10-2009 at 10:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Randy Ortons "wife" with no clothes on

I know she was a terrible actress, especially which I kind of understood until she turned out to actually BE an actress not Randy's wife but she has some nice nudey pics out there!

Sorry it's a bit of a pop-up minefield but enjoy!

http://adultsite69.com/2008/07/09/playboy-laura-croft-miss-july-2008-centerfold-30-pictures/

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posted on 3-10-2009 at 11:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nice work matty.





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posted on 3-11-2009 at 02:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't know...that might actually be Orton's woman.

I mean, didn't you see the Corona with lime in the background of one of the shots? Top row, right side.

I normally scan for Corona with lime in every posed nude shot. It just seems to spice things up for me a bit.

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posted on 3-11-2009 at 05:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is orton really married to her? She's quite a looker. I assume from her vacuous stare at the camera that she's at least as mentally enfeebled as he is.

But I love b00bs. Nice find.





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posted on 3-11-2009 at 06:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nah, apparently it was just an actress they hired to portray his wife.

But I said it in the Raw thread, and I'll say it here too-- Twenty bucks says Orton stuck it in her after the show.





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posted on 3-11-2009 at 06:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was just coming back here because I replied here before reading the raw thread.

And I won't take that bet, you're absolutely right.

"Laura croft" my ass. I never played the game, but didn't she have boobs bigger than her own head?





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posted on 3-21-2009 at 09:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I apologize up front for my nerdness, but...

The Tomb Raider girl is "Lara," not "Laura," though your description is accurate. Wikipedia (bastion of accuracy that it is) meanwhile implies that Laura Croft is her actual name, rather than a stage name.

Regardless, I wasn't impressed. Wake me when we get some nekkid pics of Melina.






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Regardless, I wasn't impressed. Wake me when we get some nekkid pics of Melina.


Google image search for naked bucktooth (or bucktoothed) latina didn't bring up any decent results, I'm afraid.

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posted on 3-22-2009 at 07:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is this close enough? You can kinda see her nipples...


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