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posted on 3-4-2009 at 07:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Banana Throatfucks Girl

It's a beautiful thing, and I'm posting it because I'm stupid:



Awesome technique, babe, awesome fuckin' technique.

I got it from TMZ:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/03/annalynne-mccord-banana-mouth/

I like TMZ. It informs me of very important things. Like I said, I'm stoopid.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 3-4-2009 at 08:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
                                          lol, noice
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posted on 3-5-2009 at 06:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Awesome technique, babe, awesome fuckin' technique.


Only if you like your dick shredded by teeth. Curl those fucking lips in, you whore!





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 06:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
make some allowance for different experience, AJ, paddlefoot's understanding of sex is derived exclusively from the Grace Jones scene in "A View to a Kill"





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 08:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Those teeth are da shit. The only way those Black & Decker Pecker Wreckers could be improved would be if she had braces on 'em. What's life without the risk of occasionally getting Bobbittized?

I remember seeing a flash of Grace Jones' minge in "Conan The Destroyer". I came, I saw, I came again. Needless to say it was the highlight of that film, mostly thanks though to Olivia D'Abo being too silly and Canadian to take her top off.

A guy I know once told me a tale of how his hockey buddies ran a train on a rink rat. The girl didn't object at all until someone tried to fuck her with some fruit and vegetables. That took courage to say no and I really respect a girl with such clearly-defined morals.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 3-5-2009 at 02:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Those teeth are da shit. The only way those Black & Decker Pecker Wreckers could be improved would be if she had braces on 'em. What's life without the risk of occasionally getting Bobbittized?

I remember seeing a flash of Grace Jones' minge in "Conan The Destroyer". I came, I saw, I came again. Needless to say it was the highlight of that film, mostly thanks though to Olivia D'Abo being too silly and Canadian to take her top off.

A guy I know once told me a tale of how his hockey buddies ran a train on a rink rat. The girl didn't object at all until someone tried to fuck her with some fruit and vegetables. That took courage to say no and I really respect a girl with such clearly-defined morals.

didnt read a word of this





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 05:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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...mostly thanks though to Olivia D'Abo being too silly and Canadian to take her top off.



Not to mention being completely underage. Someone tell Sop he's been replaced as the resident pedo.





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 08:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She was 15 when the movie came out.


So jailbait...yes.


But a respectable 15.





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 08:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Canadians are so cute when they try to set up laws and regulations like real people.





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Not to mention being completely underage. Someone tell Sop he's been replaced as the resident pedo.


My 1983 Chevy Vandura that I cruise playground zones in is usually a dead giveaway.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 3-5-2009 at 11:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
i had sex with all of your girlfriends





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 11:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hah, the jokes on you, because some of them have boyfriends, so that means you got homo'd now!





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posted on 3-5-2009 at 11:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That tranny I met at the car wash one night said the same sorta thing to me. You should have seen the look on the face of the guy that pulled into the stall next to us.





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posted on 3-6-2009 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That tranny I met at the car wash one night said the same sorta thing to me. You should have seen the look on the face of the guy that pulled into the stall next to us.

i was the transmission in this story





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posted on 3-6-2009 at 01:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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i was the transmission in this story


I only take the big loads and you clearly haven't got anywhere near enough lube for me.





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