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Author: Subject: The Urban Legends of Professional Wrestling!
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posted on 6-16-2009 at 05:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just out of curiosity: who the hell blogged or tweeted or digged this page?

Because all of a sudden, this page is being read by 100 times as many people as are normally on the forums. I'd kind of like to know where they're coming from. Who are you people? Declare yourselves!

Also: if it keeps up, I'm totally making this page re-direct to an OO Main Page version of the Urban Legends list that actually displays advertising.



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posted on 6-16-2009 at 05:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://deadspin.com/5291743/cocaine-bunny-rape-and-lyndon-larouche-a-childrens-treasury-of-tall-tales-from-pro-wrestling

Someone posted this on another board (Pun's House, and I have no idea why it would be posted there and not OO). I don't know who the author is and I don't know how it got there. But I'm guessing this is the source of the extra visits.

[Edited on 6-16-2009 by LuckyLopez]

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posted on 6-16-2009 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks, Lucky. That does, indeed, appear to be the source of the extra traffic. This thread is well on the way to being the most-read thing on the forums in recent memory (maybe even bigger than a few of the PPV threads I linked to from the main page).

But perhaps I won't re-direct to a version of this page with advertising, despite the fiscal sense it might make. For the blogger guy who linked to this calls these fun little rumors "libelous," which at best wouldn't please my ad agency and at worst could get me sued. I don't need to serve jail time just because Sid Vicious can't keep rodents out of his pants...


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posted on 6-28-2009 at 11:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks for sharing the heads up!



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posted on 6-29-2009 at 09:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thank you, this is good news for other visitors


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posted on 10-20-2009 at 06:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't use the phrase "unspeakable tragedy" very often but somewhere in all the posting and reposting of this list, it lost the hacksaw jim duggan dildo blender story. So dawn goes down to day. / Nothing gold can stay.



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posted on 10-20-2009 at 03:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't use the phrase "unspeakable tragedy" very often but somewhere in all the posting and reposting of this list, it lost the hacksaw jim duggan dildo blender story. So dawn goes down to day. / Nothing gold can stay.


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Reposted by damonchris without attribution on Page 2

I don't use the phrase "unspeakable tragedy" very often but somewhere in all the posting and reposting of this list, it lost the hacksaw jim duggan dildo blender story. So dawn goes down to day. / Nothing gold can stay.


So, you used your first post here to plagiarize something from the same thread presumably to get someone on an english language board to click on your french language link. Nicely done, sir.

[Edited on 10-20-2009 by atothej]





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posted on 12-7-2009 at 11:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was really laughing the whole time i was reading the thread..I didn't know there were rumors like this one.

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posted on 12-7-2009 at 12:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 2-15-2011 at 01:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Only one I've heart that wasn't mentioned

In mexico I don't know if It's AAA or CMLL. But, Konan Deficated in Juvi gym bag. When confronted on this by Juvi; Jack Evans attacked him from behind and he and Konan beat the crap out of Juvi.

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posted on 2-15-2011 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So, if this story happened to be true, this means Juvi had someone crap in his gym bag, and THEN got beat up by the offending deficator AND another guy?

That's a bad day.





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posted on 2-15-2011 at 10:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just read that on Guerrera's Wiki a few days ago. It was AAA.
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Shortly after his return to the company, Guerrera suffered bruising and a broken nose in a backstage fight with Konnan and Jack Evans. The fight started after Guerrera accused Konnan of defecating in his bag, which Konnan denied, and then Evans, with whom Guerrera had had a match that evening, allegedly grabbed Guerrera from behind, provoking the fight. Guerrera has not wrestled for AAA since the incident.






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posted on 2-15-2011 at 10:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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In mexico I don't know if It's AAA or CMLL. But, Konan Deficated in Juvi gym bag. When confronted on this by Juvi; Jack Evans attacked him from behind and he and Konan beat the crap out of Juvi.


Just to roughly translate:

In Mexico, I don't know if it's AAA or CMLL, but Konan defecated in Juvi's gym bag. When confronted about this by Juvi, Jack Evans attacked him from behind and he and Konan beat the crap out of Juvi.

Now that that's done, what is it with wrestlers and shitting in gym bags?

[Edited on 2-15-2011 by the goon]

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posted on 2-19-2011 at 06:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sometimes its all they know how to do

It's very pathetic how some wrestlers treat others just to intimidate one another. I read that Juvi's dad was very mad at the incident and wanted Konnan gone from the company. Since he knew some big people in the company I guess it was a possibility but thats as far as the story goes that was posted.
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posted on 2-19-2011 at 06:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Matt Hardy raises TNA ratings?

I read a couple days ago that TNA was mad at Fat Hardy for claiming that he is responsible for TNA's ratings boost. It goes like this from this 1.1 to 1.3? You call that a big boost or a load of crap. I think it was because there was nothing good on thursday night so a few people actually watched TNA.
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posted on 2-19-2011 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nature blow?

Did anyone hear a few years back about Ric Flair, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash on a plane loaded on booze and blow? Supposively, Ric Flair was so high that he took off all his clothes put on a cape and started wooing out loud in the plane. He then tried his crapy charm on a stuartis (hope I spelled that right) and demanded a blow job because he was the greatest wrestler in the world and he was the man that all the women dreamed of. This was when Evolution had just split and Flair was doing promos for independent shows on this side.
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posted on 2-19-2011 at 09:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hi, welcome to the boards :-) Just as a heads up, triple-posting is one of the things that's kind of frowned upon here, so just to make sure you get along with the rest of the community, take a minute to check out this thread so that you don't end up stepping on any toes and having a bad experience. This board has a rep for eating new people alive, so just try to abide by what you see in that thread and you should be OK. Good luck





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posted on 2-20-2011 at 05:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry

Sorry I just wanted to share some info that I heard didn't mean to over post.
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posted on 5-28-2013 at 02:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I saw this posted elsewhere (Reddit) today and thought it would be worth reviving this thread to share it here. The linked videos have Raven and The Honky Tonk Man reading the list and commenting on some of the rumors. FWIW, it looks like the videos were shot several years ago.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x109id6_raven-and-honky-tonk-man-discuss-infamous-wrestling-rumors_people#.UaSn5GSY47O

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x109jgx_raven-and-honky-tonk-man-rumors-part-2_people

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