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posted on 2-28-2009 at 09:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BIODOME QUIZ! WHO DO YOU BANG!?!?

So I'm drunk... because why else would I be watching Biodome? But I'm struck that this really retarded film asks a deep philosophical question.

Pauly Shore's character is inexplicably posed with the choice between Kylie Minogue wanting to have sex with him or keeping himself true to Joey Lauren Adams. So really, the question is... who should the stoner have banged?

I prematurely call you gay regardless of who you choose.




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posted on 2-28-2009 at 09:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So I'm drunk... because why else would I be watching Biodome? But I'm struck that this really retarded film asks a deep philosophical question.


I never get all the philosophical talk about Biodome. I mean, drunk or not, I find it silly this movie continues to be brought up in serious discussion.

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Originally posted by LuckyLopez Pauly Shore's character is inexplicably posed with the choice between Kylie Minogue wanting to have sex with him or keeping himself true to Joey Lauren Adams. So really, the question is... who should the stoner have banged?


I don't see how you gather inexplicably from all of that. Obviously he finds himself in such a situation, so what is so inexplicable about that? And I've never gotten the stoner argument about Pauly...do we ever see him smoking pot on camera?

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Originally posted by LuckyLopez I prematurely call you gay regardless of who you choose.


Fair enough.






I choose Kylie.

I'm drunk too.

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posted on 2-28-2009 at 03:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Poll needs more Stephen Baldwin.







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posted on 2-28-2009 at 05:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why choose one? I would get them smashed and then ride the tricycle.





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posted on 3-1-2009 at 12:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Joey Lauren Adams. I pick her so I won't have to hear any whining and complaining about having cancer.





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Joey Lauren Adams. I pick her so I won't have to hear any whining and complaining about having cancer.


Thank you for working so hard to assure I'll have a buddy in Hell with me.





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posted on 3-1-2009 at 08:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
edit... no more drunk postings from me.

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posted on 3-1-2009 at 12:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kylie.

And this is why, you faggots.








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posted on 3-1-2009 at 04:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Also Kylie is an accomplished musician of the highest order.

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posted on 3-1-2009 at 05:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Initially, I supported Joey. Then, Thai made a really good argument. Then, the good doctor got the locomotion stuck in my head. So now I have do decide if I want to hate fuck Kylie for that fucking song, or if I should just avoid her and go for Joey. I feel like either one is going to take a ball-gag (horrible singing vs. annoying voice).





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posted on 3-3-2009 at 02:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If we were talking the Dazed and Confused version of Joey Lauren Adams ...fuck yes I'd pick her.

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posted on 3-3-2009 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
supposedly a bunch of art historians and geometricians and humanist scholars in britain got together and agreed that kylie minogue's ass expresses this kind of perfection of platonic form and symmetry, and joey lauren adams has that one kind of crimped and fucked up eye, but on the other hand kylie minogue has this weird carly-simon-horsejaw expression about half the time when she's singing, so i guess what i'm saying is i'd rather stay out of it and watch them fuck each other in a really degrading way while i eat a bucket of chicken





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posted on 3-3-2009 at 07:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, but you don't have to hear Kylie sing if she's got a cock in her throat.





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i dunno, i really love fried chicken, man

like, i always liked it as a kid and then went through this college and 20s thing where i tried not to eat fast food that much and instead make my own really good meals, and then a couple years ago it's like a switch got flipped in my brain, and now i just want to eat a bucket of original recipe pretty much all the time





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i came





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