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Author: Subject: If I was booking WWE
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 02:27 AM Edit Post
If I was booking WWE

Triple H -- fired
RVD -- World Champ Contender
Beniot -- IC Champ, where he belongs
Lance Storm -- fired
Hulk Hogan -- semi retired
The Rock -- part-time wrestler, not champ
Kurt Angle -- Champion
Brock Lesnar -- fired
Test -- fired
Christian -- fired
John Cena -- midcard push
D-von -- Sent to Raw to reform the Boyz.
Batista -- fired or fueding with Castro
Albert -- fired
Mark Henry -- fired
Latino Heat -- Midcard push
Hardy Girlz -- fired
Scott Hall -- rehired
Steve Austin -- Main Eventer, rehired
Ric Flair -- semi-retired
Chris Jericho -- midcarder
Big Show -- Main Eventer
Booker T -- Upper Midcarder
Goldust -- midcarder
Tommy Dreamer -- lower midcard
Edge -- Upper Midcarder/Main Eventer
Molly -- Woman's Champ
Chris Harvard -- lower midcard
William Regal -- lower midcard
Rey Myserio -- lower midcard/cruiser
Jamie Noble -- fired
Nidia -- fired
Torrie Wilson -- Kidman's valet
Kidman -- lower midcard/cruiser champ
Tajari -- lower midcard/cruiser
Chavo -- lower midcard/cruiser
Spike -- lower midcard/cruiser
Undertaker -- Upper Midcarder
Kevin Nash -- (on return) Main Eventer
Sycho Sid -- (if healthy) Main Eventer
Sting -- Upper midcard
X-Pac -- fired
King Kong Bundy (if ready) Upper Midcard
AJ Styles -- Cruiser
Big Boss Man -- Upper Midcard face
John Tenta -- Upper Midcard
Honky Tony Man -- Lower midcard

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 03:13 AM Edit Post
Are you smoking crack ?

you would fire half the roster and to quote you "Big Boss Man -- Upper Midcard face" and fire HHH.

We all know what a huge success the BBM has been lately.

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 04:31 AM Edit Post
Man, I hope that was meant tounge-in-cheek.






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posted on 8-14-2002 at 05:17 AM Edit Post
tcb, you make less and less sense to me with each of your posts. everyone is entitled to their opinion, but your booking ideas make russo look like stan mushnick.
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 06:14 AM Edit Post
No. Those are the people the fans want to see. Honky Tonk Man fans gather around me all the time asking me, Hulkster -- when is he coming back?
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 06:19 AM Edit Post
Besides, if you let Big Boss Man use "Hard Time" it will get a pop and have him wear the old Blue Uniform and talk about law and order being preserved then it would work.
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 08:49 AM Edit Post
Earthquake, Honky and the Bossman for the Undisputed Title to headline the Survivor Series then ay?
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 10:15 AM Edit Post
That wasn't quite the stupidest thing i've ever read, but it comes too damn close.

Let's bring back King Kong Bundy - how could this be anything but satire?

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 11:30 AM Edit Post
And what is wrong with the Giant Bundy?
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 11:39 AM Edit Post
I mean come on guys, the fans don't want to see garbage they're seeing. They want to see 8 second matches where Bundy squashes people. I mean, we're missing the old buildup of a unstopable demon that squashed somebody in 8 seconds flat. To put the fear back in Entertainment.

And maybe most of it was tounge-n-cheek. Who am I to say?

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 02:14 PM Edit Post
Yes I was kidding. TCB does not know what he is talking about.

No one wants to see 8 second matches anymore. It would be like WWF Superstars from saturday morning when i was a kid and it woudl some jobber vs. a real wrestler.

Now at least we get decent matches.

I really hope that TCb is just kidding with us on this one.

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 03:18 PM Edit Post
If fans want squash matches...then why not use Big Show ??? He's way more believable as a monster then Bundy ever was...

The fact off the matter, is TCB is a Hogan mark. He doesn't realize the art of wrestling. He just likes Hogan-ish Sports Entertainment.

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 03:59 PM Edit Post
The fact of the matter is that #tcb is trying to get reactions from the people on this board. Don't try to rationalize or figure out if it's a joke.
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 04:16 PM Edit Post
I think he is actually Captian Mayhem under a new name!
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posted on 8-14-2002 at 04:51 PM Edit Post
Definitely looks like someone is trying to be a "board heel" (IOW, needs a life)






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posted on 8-14-2002 at 05:00 PM Edit Post
"And what is wrong with the Giant Bundy?"

does anybody have some aspirin? my head is starting to hurt.

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 07:39 PM Edit Post
"The fact off the matter, is TCB is a Hogan mark. He doesn't realize the art of wrestling. He just likes Hogan-ish Sports Entertainment."

That is the whole problem, nobody likes "art". That is why NWA-TNA has 600 people a week, instead of the 5,000 in the WWE arenas. If you want wrestling, go to a high school gym. In fact, Raw would have been better if they showed the "takerroonie" on TV because that is entertaining. Wrestling is not. I want comedy and humor, not wrestling. Wrestling is cool sometimes, but come on -- people watch wrestling for the skits and when the skits left, so did the fans.

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 07:56 PM Edit Post
if u kust like the skits and the comedy then go watch Friends or dare i say Will and Grace

Personally I watch It for Violence and boobies

Besides isnt King Kong Bundy like 80 now?

here's an idea that makes about as much sense, why not put the uc belt on Iron Sheik

angry foriginers = ratings!!

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 09:01 PM Edit Post
If you were booking for the WWE..I would pay the ten bucks to start watching NWA.





I was DX before DX was cool. ~HBK

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posted on 8-14-2002 at 09:48 PM Edit Post
If he was booking WWE I would just go ahead and gouge my eyes out and pour acid into my ears.
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posted on 8-15-2002 at 06:06 AM Edit Post
El Gigante was a giant too... Now I will personally give anyone who suggests bringing him back a big boot up the ass.
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posted on 8-15-2002 at 08:20 AM Edit Post
What was wrong with El Giante? He wrestled great matches with the Undertaker at . . . f**k it, I can't even say that crap with a straight face.
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posted on 8-15-2002 at 08:26 AM Edit Post
Ok, you might be kidding now and then, but you're still the biggest assclown on here since Captian Mayhem stopped posting.

Hmmmmm...





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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posted on 8-15-2002 at 11:06 AM Edit Post
Told you.............he is Captian Mayhem, what a loser!
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posted on 8-15-2002 at 11:24 AM Edit Post
Not to sound like TCB, but I wouldn't mind seeing King Kong Bundy again. I watched an old WWF video from 1986 where he did a heel promo with Mene Gene on a video all about heels, and I enjoyed it.

I also felt his match with Undertaker at Wrestlemania 11 wasn't as bad as many people say it was. I'm surprised that NWA-TNA hasn't picked the guy up.

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