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salmonjunkie
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posted on 7-3-2006 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Underwater Love

So this afternoon, I became a certified open water scuba diver. And in today's dive, we saw one of these fuckers:



I didn't take that photo. We didn't have a camera with us. But it was still dope to see, along with a bunch of other cool-ass fish. The kelp forests are amazing to swim through. Looks like I found another hobby to add to my list of many.
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Slade
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posted on 7-4-2006 at 11:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When I read the title of the thread I was really hoping that the content was going to have you boasting about how you had nasty underwater sex or made deep sea love way down at the bottom of the ocean. You've disappointed me greatly. Don't get me wrong, I think it's cool that you got your scuba diver certification and I am really happy for you, but had you got it on under the sea, you'd have been my new #1 hero. As it stands now, you're only my #4 hero. If you want to become my #1 hero, you know what you have to do.





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 7-4-2006 at 07:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Perhaps in another part of the world. California waters are very cold and require wetsuits.

I do know a scuba chick in New Zealand who's done it, but she's a slut.






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posted on 7-5-2006 at 05:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not talk down about sluts.





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posted on 7-5-2006 at 05:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by tills24
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not talk down about sluts.


I microplay.

Sluts are a wonderful thing......the things sluts give you on the other hand (itchy crotch....that burning sensation when you pee) are not wondeful at all.

[Edited on 7-5-2006 by birdyman47]





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posted on 7-8-2006 at 02:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Slade
...As it stands now, you're only my #4 hero. If you want to become my #1 hero, you know what you have to do.


What else can you do to get in the top 3?

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