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fsolomon75
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posted on 5-11-2006 at 08:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Would you show up after a loss like this?







Teh wisdom of MooseheadJack: "tpyos are not going to ruin my day today" and "the only thing carved in stone for the Mets is the look on willie's face"

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loki
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posted on 5-11-2006 at 08:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sure! Because unlike the Yank rivals, I have cahones. Life knocks you down, you get right back up. You don't fall to the mat, curl up into a ball and start crying like a little girl who just had her lollipop stolen!

What, did baseball suddenly morph into hopscotch when I wasn't looking?

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outback jack
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posted on 5-11-2006 at 09:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1986 was so last century. (The middle of which was the last time the Indians won a World Series, IIRC.)

But let's not hijack this thread. Everybody can go back to abusing Lucky until he hits 4K, or until Yousef hits 2K.






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TarheelMike
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posted on 5-11-2006 at 10:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loki
Sure! Because unlike the Yank rivals, I have cahones. Life knocks you down, you get right back up. You don't fall to the mat, curl up into a ball and start crying like a little girl who just had her lollipop stolen!


Or like A-Rod SLAPPING LIKE A GIRL!

Oh wait... that actually DID happen after the Yanks folded!





“Pinson, with five. Looks up, drivin’ in. Maye, for the win... NORTH CAROLINA!! With point three seconds to go! An incredible shot!” - Jim Nantz, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky.

“FBIGORJAHSJDHFJGOGPDJSHCH!!!!!” - Mikey, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky

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LuckyLopez
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posted on 5-12-2006 at 04:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on in here? I'm out making the final preparations for our big shindig and you guys are in here doing this? What, the 57000 post baseball thread isn't the right place?!

And Jeb... I DEFINITELY expected this from these nitwits but DEFINITELY not from you. You're DEFINITELY above this sort of behavior. But its ok. I DEFINITELY forgive you. I know you'll DEFINITELY make it up to all of us some time soon.

Definately.

But metallikid is right. This is growing long. The time is truly nigh! The keg is cold, the ladies are on their way, and I'm so close! So close to me hitting this milestone and you getting to see my super awesome, worked on it for a long time, totally ass kicking, DEFINITELY not lame, commerative avatar!






1 MORE!






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posted on 5-12-2006 at 01:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Geez Moose! Even Lucky's showing the AppState love. Where's the pictures of Western Carolina's football team on OO?





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posted on 5-12-2006 at 02:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I saw that, and a little part of me died inside. Why Lucky, why?





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posted on 5-15-2006 at 12:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We are on Day 5 of Lucky’s stretched out celebration. Lucky, when has it ever taken you 5 days to post 8 times? Aren’t you dieing to give us in depth analysis of the last 5 Yankee games? What about the TNA PPV? This post & avatar better be the BEST DAMN POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!





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Rhythmic
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 01:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2 more posts to go. You can do it, Lucky!





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metallikid
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 02:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ha. Lucky lost a post. He was at 3,999!! Lucky is going backwards now. At this rate I’ll catch him soon.





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posted on 5-15-2006 at 03:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damn Lopez, let's get this thing going, you have been keeping us waiting for three days now. This better be good. And you better have a good keg, not that natty light shit. This delay better be because you are waiting for that 75" plasma and the shipment of ass porn from FFC.

Ok enough bitching, let's get the party started, I will even help you out, TEH YANKEES R TEH GAY!





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chretienbabacool
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 03:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
By the way moose, I hate your avatar, you dirty Bond's lover.

Don't you know he's a cheat and a fraud? You're obviously just some blind fan refusing to see Bond's cheating.





Go Cubs!

And just imagine if, instead of the Palins, the Obama family had a pregnant, underage daughter on display at their convention, flanked by her black boyfriend who "intends" to marry her. Who among conservatives would have resisted the temptation to speak of "the dysfunction in the black community"?

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posted on 5-15-2006 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CBC, that's not Bonds

Love Me Some Barry, that is Barry Sanders in his halloween getup as Barry Bonds, durr.

Why on earth would I have a Bonds avatar





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chretienbabacool
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 04:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Because you love him, duh. Like Lucky loves him some Jeter and A-Rod. Yes, in that way





Go Cubs!

And just imagine if, instead of the Palins, the Obama family had a pregnant, underage daughter on display at their convention, flanked by her black boyfriend who "intends" to marry her. Who among conservatives would have resisted the temptation to speak of "the dysfunction in the black community"?

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posted on 5-15-2006 at 05:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There will be no 4,000 post extravanganza. There's no way. He is the Kevin Costner post "Dances With Wolves" of OO.

Let 'er rip, Postman.






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Rhythmic
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 06:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
At least we are having fun at the pre-4k party!

Woo-Hoo!


umm...yeah

[EDIT: I can't spell party]

[Edited on 5-15-2006 by Rhythmic]





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posted on 5-16-2006 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Come on Lucky, DAMN!

If you were a chick you'd be a cock tease.

GET ON WITH IT!






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outback jack
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posted on 5-16-2006 at 01:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe Lucky's busy trying to get Randy Johnson's name legally changed to Ahm*d.






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scottdg77
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posted on 5-16-2006 at 07:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe he went out to get some beer and forgot where his party is?





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fsolomon75
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posted on 5-16-2006 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He's too busy watching the Yankeeography of Kevin Maas.





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LuckyLopez
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posted on 5-17-2006 at 05:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh yeah, mock all you want, bitches. I might have gotten busy and dragged this thing out longer than I intended but if you're going to celebrate you do it in style. And you do that after coming home from a mindblowing game, baby!



9 run comeback! Walkoff HR! First team in baseball to do that! AMAZING!

And befitting my achievements! So thanks to Rhythmic, metallikid, Krydor, FFC, and loki. fsol, moose, outbackjack, and chrietien, can come in if they kiss the Posada on the way in. USF, bite me you post padding, scene stealing, ass kissing, glory hog! You're not invited!

Because I can, bitch!

ITS TIME! I'm here! New avatar! Key to the 4000 Club! Here I come!








4000, Bitches!




I'm HERE! And I want the proper respect! Here are my demands as a Four Thousandaire!

The Sports thread MUST be renamed in honor of its most prestegious 4K member! The Lucky Lopez Sports Extravaganza! The MLB thread is CLEARLY the driving force and I am the driving force behind it! No inane Bonds hating posts! No random attacks at GoVols' southern heritage! Very few smilies! No Prior/Wood updates! Nothing but hard, strong facts and reports! I AM the MLB thread and the MLB thread IS the Sports Forum!

The word "jerk" MUST be added to the board censor list! It shall be replaced with "Optard is a whiny loser with a silly name." Then, Ziggy will lose one post for every sentence he fails to start without a capital letter!

No more Yankee bashing! Calling A-Rod and Jeter gay is homophobia and a bannable offense! Its slander as well! Produce the evidence or be silenced! No more of this behavior from people like outbackjack, fsol, and moose! I want harsh punishments to deter them! Threaten their posts counts! You'll delete them from moose and fsol and add to obj!

Gimmick of the Week must make a return! But it will only apply to Jeb! Jeb will be forced to use the term "writer monkeys" in every wrestling thread he participates in (which he will have a minimum mandatory number of)! He must then pontificate on his drinking prowess, his taste in music and TV, his incredible intelligence, and the fact that he is inherrently better than 99% of the population! Then, he must misspell the word "definite" a few times for good measure and speak solely in colloquialisms and made up words. And no sneaking in big words we don't know and pretending they're made up.

Krydor and BBMN have to role play for a week to try and better understand each other. Its like high school debate class meets group therapy pop psychology!

Alright, alright, USF. You can come to the party. But first you have to make sure to respond to each and everyone who has commented in this thread. Then I need to hear some ranting about GoVols and Tennessee. Then do me a favor and let me know when Survivor starts up again. I may not be reading the MLB thread so do me a favor and post it in the RAW thread, all TNA threads, and anything involving comic books. Then if you wouldn't mind let me know when a new round of Around the Horn or Six Degrees starts up too. Sure, I subscribed to those threads but I could always use some extra updates.

Oh, and could you do me a favor? Now that I've hit this milestone I plan to follow up the next one hard. So can you help me out with some new avatars. Maybe a big animated thing with creepy rotating pictures and shots at GoVols. Something like "GoVols eats dick/999 to go!" "GoVols eats dick/998 to go!" "GoVols eats dick/997 to go!" I have the photobucket account set up so we're all good and ready.





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posted on 5-17-2006 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
4,000 posts and not once can you read the damn board rules. Nice avatar, doofus. What are you planning for post 8,000? A 2mb animated gif of the yankees?? I could take a nap and come back to the computer and that animated gif avatar of yours would STILL be cycling through new pics of A-Rod.





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LuckyLopez
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posted on 5-17-2006 at 07:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


I...

But, it was just...

I just hit the...

Its just that...

What the hell?







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loki
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posted on 5-17-2006 at 12:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ooooohhhh, spiked!

Damn. That is just so cosmically wrong. You spent a week on the 4000th post, you make your triumphant return AND your grand entrance into the exclusive 4000 club and what happens? You get your ass kicked by the bouncer because the dress code policy says “suit and tie” and you decided to celebrate in your jean shorts and “Hooters” t-shirt.

So sorry, big man. Better luck next time.

(Can you art least give a link to the av that got you nailed? I was looking forward to the av-to-end-all-avs.)

But it ain’t a total loss. I second adding “jerk” to the censor list! Then Oppy can come back as “Operation BornToAngst Lopez” or something and have not one, not two, but THREE identities. He can be the Typhoid Mary of OO!*



*unless you’re a comic geek you won’t get the reference. Which is probably for the better, cause it wasn’t that funny, anyway.

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Rhythmic
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posted on 5-17-2006 at 01:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd like to see that link too. So, is the party over?





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