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Author: Subject: (Spoiler) I called it!
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 05:50 PM Edit Post
(Spoiler) I called it!

I usually like to wait to watch Smackdown, so at least I could so "big shock". However, after Bischoff -- we all should not had a doubt it woud be the queen b*tch that is simply 5 days younger than me, but has more money than I will ever see in my lifetime. However, fear not -- because I -- THE BLUE BLAZER will not leave, just because Stephanie is back as GM.

I mean I am not like some that take my ball and pull a Steve Austin, and while I hate Stephanie the person. I'd give all my money and Elvis Presley collection to be Triple H.

Stephanie, the on-air persona is like listening to that ex-girlfriend that you dated because you thought it was uncool to not be dating anyone, and then you realise that you shouldn't give a sh*t about what other people think and become a hobo. I mean if you have to have an realtionship just for sex, then just rename your hand Cindy Crawford and crank her up.

Steph has that voice that makes one yearn for Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock in a "Tutu" on a pole match.

However, Steph convinced daddy that she was the reason that ratings were down. Got to respect her for having the Hulk Hogan mentality, but I can't respect her when I know she probably has "F**KED" everyone in that f**king town.

YOU F**KIN' WH*RE! YOU USED HUNTER, YOU NEVER LOVED HUNTER. YOU F**KED THE WHOLE FIRE DEPARTMENT. YOU WERE THE FIRE, YOU F**KING BITCH -- THEY HAD TO USE YOUR F**KING HOSE. YOU WENT TO THE BUTCHER AND TOLD HIM HE HAD THE BIGGEST BALOGNA IN TOWN. I KNOW HOW IT IS. . . YOU READ MOBY DICK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS DICK IN IT. I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND, YOU SUCKED MY DICK . . .

DIE YOU F**KING WH*RE -- DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

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posted on 7-17-2002 at 06:21 PM Edit Post
Uhhhh...nevermind
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 06:22 PM Edit Post
I think someone needs a hug...
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 06:38 PM Edit Post
you know, electric shock therapy only SOUNDS painful...
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 07:29 PM Edit Post
And you're pining to be the new RAW recapper? That would be worse than Steph as the new G...ah, fuck it!
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 07:34 PM Edit Post
I guess none of you have ever heard of John Fox and the late Sam Kininson.
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 07:40 PM Edit Post
all due respect, but sam's work doesn't really translate well to the written word.
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posted on 7-17-2002 at 07:52 PM Edit Post
I guess I am the only one that thought The Mountie zapping Tito Santana with the Cattle Prod at Wrestlemania Seven was a ** comedy match.
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