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Author: Subject: Yay! 3k! What a day!
Operation Retard
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yay! 3k! What a day!

"3000 posts? that doesn't seem right. he had 1000 with optard, then 1000 with OPP, so this 1000 should put optard at 2k. plus i saw his post count earlier and it was definitely in the 1900s."

yes. that's what most of you are thinking right now. except your thoughts probably have more capital letters. but you're right. not too long ago, my profile looked like this:



there i was, only one post away from 2000. meanwhile, operation pajama pants looked like this:



and has for a very long time. and unless i switch back to that name, which i promised not to do, it would remain like that forever.

well, that seemed like a waste of a 1000 posts to me. so i, operation retard, dove into the soul of operation pajama pants, and drank it, bringing into myself all of OPP's thoughts, memories, and post count. till finally, my profile looked like this:



and his looked like this:




OPERATION PAJAMA PANTS IS DEAD! I AM OPERATION RETARD! THIS IS MY 3000th POST!





(and thanks all around. i'm too lazy to name names.)






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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats OpTard! Maybe next time I go all the way the hell out to D.C. you'll take the time out of your busy schedule of masturbating profusely to come hang out, you jerk

Way to go on 3000 posts!





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Operation Retard
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
maybe next time you should visit DC on a fucking saturday like a normal human so i guy can go down there without having to worry about being at work at 9am the next day. who's the jerk now, mr. likes to visit on a sunday?






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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well I guess at this point it doesn't matter what day I come to visit





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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
congrats on 3K!

With that single post you made the single biggest post jump in OO histOOry, jumping 17 spaces and into the hallowed OO Post Top Ten!

1. Sal Monjunkie 4097
2. 2hot4U 4096
3. BigFatGuyWhoStalksTrish 3992
4. Jay Eee Double Eff Jay Aye Double Are Eee Double Tee doublee 3959
5. KrydorHatesFreedom 3560
6. DirtyMetsLover75 3454
7. Double Secret Spy Eli 3383
8. Lucky "Don't Call Me George" Lopez 3306
9. mooseheadjackass 3180
10. Operation Retarded Pajama Pants 3001


[Edited on 1-15-2006 by mooseheadjack]





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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mooseheadjack
With that single post you made the single biggest post jump in OO histOOry, jumping 17 spaces and into the hallowed OO Post Top Ten!

Nowhere close. The single biggest post-count jump was Outback Jack, who went from 1684 posts to -1684 posts, a jump of 3368 posts.





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Operation Retard
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
that's not a jump, mod. that's a fall. actually, that's more than a fall. that's a bungee jump gone bad.






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posted on 1-15-2006 at 05:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd like to thank OpTard for lowering the bar on these things...will make post number 4000 seem like another day at the office.






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posted on 1-15-2006 at 08:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow. I got all tingly when I hit 100 and could get me an avatar. 3000? Just, DAMN!






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posted on 1-15-2006 at 10:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dear Optard.

You're a fag.

Sincerely,
Salmonjunkie

P.S. Congratulations.






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Figure Foreskin
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 10:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We can absorb inactive poster?! Oooooooooh! I want OO Kyle, Denethor and Ultra Magnus. Let's see...

4skin- 775
Kyle- 2391
thor- 1494
Mag- 1416

That would put me at 6076 posts. Who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

And congratulations Brother Tard. I suppose you've earned it...I guess...





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posted on 1-15-2006 at 10:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mooseheadjack
6. DirtyMetsLover75 3454

Dear God, didn't I hit 3000 before him? STOP POSTING! Man. At this rate fsol's going to hit 4000 by Spring Training.

I'd congratulate Optard, but I'm a jerk. And he was too lazy to do his list of "thanks" and I would have SO made that one. It hurts when you miss those ego pushes.





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posted on 1-15-2006 at 03:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think you meant 4000 when mini-camp rolls around

Congrats Op. This board wouldn't be the same without you. Beedajus is happy for you too, just don't ask him to spell "RED".







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Krydor
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 03:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So, does this mean the operation is complete and you can become Operation Sensible?






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posted on 1-15-2006 at 05:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT!

HorseTard ATE Operation Pajama Pants? This doesn't horse anyone else? I horse this very frightening. Who will he horse next?





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posted on 1-15-2006 at 06:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As to who he might horse next, well, there is an opening in Seattle.
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posted on 1-15-2006 at 06:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Operation Retard
that's not a jump, mod. that's a fall. actually, that's more than a fall. that's a bungee jump gone bad.



I prefer to think of it as a powerful dive into previously uncharted waters.






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posted on 1-15-2006 at 07:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats Oppy.

3000 posts and less than 500 capital letters. You must be proud.





Don't touch me there!

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posted on 1-15-2006 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nice speech. Could'a used more vampires.





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