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Y2G
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 05:47 PM Edit Post
A few, little known facts about DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks:

If you re-arrange DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks, you get brock: dudewithattitude sucks

When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself youíre a moron. Cause whatever the case may be, later, on the boards, DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks will prove it ~!

DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks has two speeds: Spam and moron.

DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks doesnít let the facts get in the way of a good post. Hell, this whole wrestling business is Fake anyway right?

DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks, as opposed to popular belief, does NOT live in his mammaís basement. She just lets him use the PC down there.

DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks was the first ever to post his second post fast enough to precede his first.

If DudeWithAttitudebrocksucks does not agree with you, it is not because you see things in different ways. Itís because youíre WRONG. DEAD WRONG. DONíT ARGUE.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:21 PM Edit Post
Thank you for your inspiration in this wonderful post "Dude". I have just recieved a check from "Summers Eve" the makers of fine feminine products for the new campaign/commercial slogan that your long winded bantering has inspired. I will give you all a sneak preview:

"Your life is hectic. So many roles to fill, so little time. A busy life like this requires confidence. That confidence is based on how you feel. Summer's Eve products make it easy to feel your best, which lets you do your best every day. So you can enjoy being a woman....so douchewithattitude!"






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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:28 PM Edit Post
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Brock Lesnar it spells crab snorkel? This seems to be an appropriate place to let you all know that. And because I have spare time.

Shane MacMahon= A Soma Henchman

Christopher Daniels= Hipster Acorn Shield

Rene Dupree= Run! Deer Pee!

Ashley Massaro= Home Ass Salary



And for Jeb...

Randall Orton= Torn Anal Lord





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dudewithattitude
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:30 PM Edit Post
pshh, just save it with the feminine hygiene cracks, that is so 11th grade I'm not even going to respond. Typical Anti-Cena bashers, resorting to humor best left in the toilet where it belongs.

For the record I don't even walk down the aisle at the supermarket where they carry the feminine hygeine products. It's immoral for a woman to use synthetics to keep that area clean. God will keep you clean and pure and safe from infections without all this fancy-schmancy soaps and vaginal inserts. Read up on Bible folks and save the toilet humor for the homosexuals taking over our country.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:34 PM Edit Post
This is the 60,000th post in current events!

Dudewithattitude licks horse balls for a living!

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by Figure Foreskin]





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Canadian Bulldog
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:35 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dudewithattitude
Typical Anti-Cena bashers, resorting to humor best left in the toilet where it belongs.



Yeah, toilet humor is SO the opposite of John Cena.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:36 PM Edit Post
Someone loves homos.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:37 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dudewithattitude
pshh, just save it with the feminine hygiene cracks, that is so 11th grade I'm not even going to respond. Typical Anti-Cena bashers, resorting to humor best left in the toilet where it belongs.

Read up on Bible folks and save the toilet humor for the homosexuals taking over our country.


I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've read on these boards yet. You are supposedly DEFENDING Cena...yet you make these comments about those that make toilet humor? BWAAAA HAA HAAA!!!

COMING SOON IN 2006, CENA RUNS FOR PRESIDENT! - you heard it from Dude first






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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:50 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dudewithattitude Read up on Bible folks and save the toilet humor for the homosexuals taking over our country.


He's right... gay's are just SO evil and God will smite in the most extreme fashion. One time, I saw a guy's weiner in the locker room, and Jesus took away all my sperm so I couldn't start a family.





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:52 PM Edit Post
SAVE ME!!!

Dude, I work at Wal-Mart and it is my job, duty, and PRIVILEGE to stock, straighten, and LOVE all the feminine products. How DARE you talk so badly of them! They would totally fuck you up in a fight, I'll tell you what. They'd no sell your shit like Cena no-sells EVERYTHING!

But now, I've realized something... John Cena is a douche. But I LOVE douches... So do I love Cena? If so, I think the world is falling apart. Everything I've ever loved, cared for, and believed in is now crumbling around me. I don't know if I will be able to survive this HORRIBLE truth...

So, BrockSucksADudeWithAttitude, save me! PLEASE, ALMIGHTY GOD OF ALL THINGS AWESOME AND TRUE! Lead me astray from the "evils" of douching and hating John Cena. I know I am wrong, so PLEASE lead me to the light. I beg of you...






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maclen
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:58 PM Edit Post
This is some EXCLUSIVE footage of Brock vs. DudeWithAttitudeBrockSucks

Brock wins of course, and tells DudeWithAttitudeBrockSucks the unmistakable truth.

Edited to add that:

It is not really NSFW, but there is a homo overtone and a (quick) fight.

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by maclen]





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 09:08 PM Edit Post
While we're at it...

A few synonomous names for dudewithattitude and brocksucks...taken directly from thesaurus.com.

dandywithposture
fopwithmentalstate
fashionplatewithcarriage
candymanwithprejudice
beauwithbias
DapperDanwithdisposition
HepCatwithAngle

BrockBlots
BrockSpongesUp
BrockIngests
BrockSwallows
BrockOsmoses

I think my favorite combination is DandywithAngleBrockSwallows. And since they're all synonyms they all mean BrockSucks is a douchebag!






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posted on 1-4-2006 at 09:57 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Figure Foreskin
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Brock Lesnar it spells crab snorkel? This seems to be an appropriate place to let you all know that. And because I have spare time.


FF, is this what happens when you're not driving a big ole' truck around the country? If so, I think we need to find you a job.

On the other hand, you are doing a fine job of verbally kicking the dude's ass, and since I don't have the time or inclination to do so, I'm enjoying the forum version of a squash match. Continue on, big man.





Sting is the dumbest man in wrestling. That's a well established fact. I'd personally find it offensive and out of character if Sting didn't volunteer to do the stupid thing.
--Lucky Lopez

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:10 PM Edit Post
Brocksucks has every right to be grouchy. He jobbed to Parvini in the Boardies despite having tried so hard to be the biggest dumbass of 2005.






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dudewithattitude
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:36 PM Edit Post
Some facts you Cena haters need to deal with

- 1756 Salzburg January 22, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born.
- In 1761 at the age of five, Amadeus begins composing.
- In 1773 he composes his first piano concerto.
- In 1782 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Konstanze Weber.
- In 1784 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freemason.
- In 1791 Mozart composes The Magic Flute.
- On December 5th of that same year Mozart dies.
- In 1977, April 23 in West Newbury, Massachusetts, John Cena is born.
- In 1985 Austrian Rock Singer Falco records... "Rock Me Amadeus"
- In February 1998 Falco dies in a car accident vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
- In 2005, April 3, at Wrestlemania 21 in Los Angeles, John Cena wins the WWE Title.
- In 2005, John Cena releases You Can't See Me!

Y'all need to face facts. Cena is the future.

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by ModSquad]





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:39 PM Edit Post
My main question is why people are even bothering to reply to this fool. He's clearly deteroriated to the point of being facetious just to get a reaction. Not even worth anybody's time.
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:40 PM Edit Post
He's the equivilent of Morton Downey Jr.






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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:48 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dudewithattitude
...that is so 11th grade I'm not even going to respond.


And with that line, BrockSucks confirms that he is, in fact, in 11th grade.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 10:48 PM Edit Post
I think we should watch our step around this dude. I hear he's a pretty bad dude.



Oh, and I nominate dudewithattitude for dumbass poster of the year.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 11:25 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by outback jack
Brocksucks has every right to be grouchy. He jobbed to Parvini in the Boardies despite having tried so hard to be the biggest dumbass of 2005.


OMG~!~#%$$E&^%@^& OO totally SCREWED dudewithattitudebrocksucksCenaRocksOOblowscockCenaHatersareidiots !!!

quote:
Originally posted by King of Harts
My main question is why people are even bothering to reply to this fool. He's clearly deteroriated to the point of being facetious just to get a reaction. Not even worth anybody's time.


I don't know about the rest, but as for me:

1. My day started out so shitty, this dude couldn't have come at a better time for me. He's great for some venting and some laughs.
2. A mod-sanctioned-ass-whooping of a moron is so much fun





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Eddie - Thanks for all the lying, cheating and stealing.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 11:30 PM Edit Post
Less chit-chat! More mod-sanctioned-ass-whooping!





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I fuck up your day.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 11:36 PM Edit Post
As Three commandeth...

dudewithattitude has AIDS

I'll do whatever Three tells me to do.





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posted on 1-5-2006 at 12:01 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dudewithattitude
- 1756 Salzburg January 22, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born.
- In 1761 at the age of five, Amadeus begins composing.
- In 1773 he composes his first piano concerto.
- In 1782 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Konstanze Weber.
- In 1784 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freemason.
- In 1791 Mozart composes The Magic Flute.
- On December 5th of that same year Mozart dies.
- In 1977, April 23 in West Newbury, Massachusetts, John Cena is born.
- In 1985 Austrian Rock Singer Falco records... "Rock Me Amadeus"
- In February 1998 Falco dies in a car accident vacationing in the Dominican Republic.
- In 2005, April 3, at Wrestlemania 21 in Los Angeles, John Cena wins the WWE Title.
- In 2005, John Cena releases You Can't See Me!

Y'all need to face facts. Cena is the future.


So if Cena comes out rapping Rock me Amadeas, does this mean brocksuckwithattidudeblowscenabutimnotgay is actually Cena himself, making himself an even bigger douche than he already is?





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posted on 1-5-2006 at 03:07 AM Edit Post
Anti-Brock.

Pro-Cena.

...
...
...




You're Satan, aren't you?





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posted on 1-5-2006 at 09:22 AM Edit Post
So, is this thread BROCK!!! yet?

Dude, 2005 was only 6 days ago. You want history? In 2003, Cena faced brock one on one for the world title, and got whipped worse than you do in the locker room after gym class.






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